Utah smurfator... eh you guys will figure it out.
Oh, quit your complaining!
*Screams in pure horror.*
Oh no, prehistoric little blue fiends!
*Renews killing spree.*
If you can't beat em...
Saber-Toothed Smurf
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Its whack-a-blue thingy time.
Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
Wham!
Sorry about that boss. When I see them I gotta smash them all.
Leprechauns and rainbows, huh?
Let me think.
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I know. We bury hundreds of Pots of Gold everywhere and leave rainbow shaped clues laying around where people can find them. Only the clues will be 2 feet off from the actual location. After digging for hours and finally find the exact spot, they will find a pot of candy gold coins that taste like boogers.
Brilliant! Now that's what I call, a work of pure genius!
*Gives Schism a headpat and a large box of delicious chocolate.*
Now we must get to it, St Patrick's Day is only two days away!
Is it true that St Patrick chased all the smurfs out of Ireland?
No silly, Patrick is the star fish.
He can still be canonised, and chase things.
dig dig dig
Got the first 327 buried boss.
Be done with the rest before midnight.
Good, good, I'm finishing up making the clues (it's so hard to find the colour violet).
This is going to be, the best St Patrick's Day ever!
*Schism and I then laugh manically into the night.*
Smurfs chased all the starfish out of Ireland? Yeah, that sounds right.
It probably took awhile. Starfish aren't known for their speed.
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As an expert marine paleobiologist, I can confirm that the Irish ones were much, much, much faster than normal.
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Happy St. Paddy's Day...
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Suckers!
Laughs
Nice work, Schism, all of our hard earned planning has paid off beautifully!
*Schism and I gleefully view the hilarious spectacle that is our evil endeavour.*
All that is left for us to do, is to sit back and relax!
*We both then sit down on a couple of deckchairs and drink the finest champagne we could find.*
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Hey boss! Look over there.
Isn't that..?
Yes, it is!
His dorkiness's hair no longer matches the house he now occupies.
HA HA HA!
*Looks over to where Schism is pointing.*
Oh yeah, what a total loser!
*Has another sip of the champagne.*
This is really good stuff, where did we find it again?
Well, there are 76 of us, and we've been emptying the condensation from our trombones into that there bucket and fermenting it for, oh, how many years?
That’s some well aged spittle...
Go back to sleep.
Hits the win again with the BIG Hammer of Sleepies.
Um, Schism, that's The When not The Win.
Ooopsie.!
Sorry about that.
The Trombone Champaign went straight to my head.
Fermented trombone spittle doesn’t usually pass for Champagne. The leprechaun king must have glamoured you two, in retaliation for horning in on his day.
Yes, well, this is Pulg's Fairy Trombone Orchestra we're talking about. There's magic in all that spittle you know! Good for bathing in too (at least, for me it is), makes you really clean!
*Turns to Schism.*
No Schism, I haven't been bathing in our champagne.
*Goes back to talking to The When.*
And the leprechaun king can kiss my shamrock coated Blarney stone until the cows come home!
*Schism and I promptly laugh at my joking insult.*
See? Exactly. You think it’s fabulous...
That's it, I'm not going to let a lump of worthless stone ruin a good moment!
*Ignores The When from now on.*
Perhaps, The When requires a brain? It has already confessed not to possess any vital organs.
*Somehow manages to catch The When and performs a dangerous surgical procedure.*
There we are, a complete success!
*However, the operation was too successful. Now The When is the most intelligent being in the universe!*
But how can that be the case, when Dr Jordan B. Peterson is still alive?!
Science has a rather nasty habit of doing the impossible, even though it shouldn't!
Not to worry, Dedrick the Professor operated on the grinch by accident. So not the most intelligent being in the universe... Nor is the grinch. Gotta have something to work with, you know.
Really?! Oh rats! I was really hoping to see The When dressed like a college professor (or at least, wearing an Oxford cap) and reciting the Pythagorean theorem! Such a wasted effort!
The when wrote: Not to worry, Dedrick the Professor operated on the grinch by accident. So not the most intelligent being in the universe... Nor is the grinch. Gotta have something to work with, you know. ..grr... *readies club*
I wondered just when you lost your temper!
Did someone say club? Let’s go! I’m often mistaken for a disco ball. It’s great.
It's a stone cold solid groove alright.
*Attacks Mayor of Funkytown with his own tombstone.*
Had I known that we were wrestling, I'd have given you the chair!
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