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You are also lacking in the teeth department.

It starts in the underwater region of REDACTED.

The next poster has a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Super Chomp: 100d1000 ⇒ (122, 101, 93, 655, 505, 822, 452, 576, 615, 836, 923, 900, 939, 449, 772, 908, 505, 376, 996, 862, 856, 628, 584, 530, 297, 735, 737, 204, 100, 771, 248, 538, 581, 951, 84, 371, 483, 31, 520, 130, 41, 651, 282, 247, 806, 593, 654, 72, 687, 401, 433, 977, 516, 694, 641, 69, 503, 44, 786, 767, 216, 890, 603, 250, 486, 598, 495, 153, 697, 567, 24, 51, 371, 907, 854, 879, 325, 181, 188, 224, 277, 82, 755, 46, 236, 97, 888, 241, 278, 989, 633, 962, 683, 192, 198, 959, 650, 861, 754, 955) = 51345

I'm a bass.
High notes are beyond my range.

duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.

Kills and eats Wild Triceratops when it stops to take a drink of water.

Fish food.

CHOMP
Nothing like Norwegian food to sate an apatite.

Jawz - Nap time for Baby Shark

BURP

Not anymore.

Shut it down, kill them all and sell them as exotic food.

Are you volunteering?

My little cousins are hungry.

Porto the Monster Recruiter is banned for hiring a guppy on the side.

Bites off Fish-Malkovich's arm up to elbow along with bowl of soup.

Very delicious. Love the meat.

Rule 602 of the universe: a woman NEVER forgives and nor does she forget.

Rule 601 - "A mother will always forgive her child."

She will forgive me. That was how father died.

*CHOMP!

Your head was getting too big for your shoulders, so I got rid of it for you.

I know.
Keeps everyone guessing.

My smile is better than yours.

I don't smile, just a hungry grin.

He always takes the scraps others leave behind.

I heard he skipped town.

Your opinion doesn't count since you are biased.

Who has the better smile, Fish-Malkovich or me?

Absolutely not! Coconuts kill more people than great white sharks!

I resent that remark.

Single fin in my case.

Of the things I expected to encounter in the jungle a shark was not one of them.

This is Jumanji. Expect the unexpected.

I'm using adaptions of the water breathing and fly spells.

I grew too big for the salt-water lake and the Shark God was jealous.

duunnn dunnn...
duuuunnnn duun...
duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.

Ah! Good to come home for a visit.

Hey, don't make accusations you can't prove.

MMMM! Pickled Trout!

JTDV is banned for stealing all the dental floss.

Banned, because it is the end of the year.

You need to be eaten for that pun!

Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis is banned for trying to give ocean dwellers a bad name.

The not so happy elf.

Got out of there just in time.
Wonder what they served instead of sushi.

Brine it on!

Thanks for the lunch.

Nom Nom Nom!

Not even a mouthful.
Limbs stuck between teeth: 1d5 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

1 Bite attack for each row of teeth.
Bite: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (16) + 25 = 41Chomp: 8d12 + 24 ⇒ (4, 2, 2, 5, 11, 10, 7, 6) + 24 = 71
Bite: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (10) + 25 = 35Chomp: 8d12 + 24 ⇒ (11, 10, 9, 1, 1, 8, 6, 12) + 24 = 82
Bite: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (15) + 25 = 40Chomp: 8d12 + 24 ⇒ (9, 12, 9, 11, 2, 5, 9, 1) + 24 = 82

Hmph! Not enough meat on their bones. And who wants frostbite?

*Swims away

Du-Dum. Du-Dum.

Snack Time.

Thank you.

nom nom nom

Without letting me getting a bite first?

No, that was last year's special.
This year's is about GoatToucher stranded on rubber raft adrift at sea surrounded by sharks.

...Sharknado.

Banned because it its Friday.