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24 posts. Alias of Charles Scholz.


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You need to be eaten for that pun!


Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis is banned for trying to give ocean dwellers a bad name.


The not so happy elf.


Got out of there just in time.
Wonder what they served instead of sushi.


Brine it on!


Thanks for the lunch.

Nom Nom Nom!


Not even a mouthful.
Limbs stuck between teeth: 1d5 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2


1 Bite attack for each row of teeth.
Bite: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (16) + 25 = 41Chomp: 8d12 + 24 ⇒ (4, 2, 2, 5, 11, 10, 7, 6) + 24 = 71
Bite: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (10) + 25 = 35Chomp: 8d12 + 24 ⇒ (11, 10, 9, 1, 1, 8, 6, 12) + 24 = 82
Bite: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (15) + 25 = 40Chomp: 8d12 + 24 ⇒ (9, 12, 9, 11, 2, 5, 9, 1) + 24 = 82


Hmph! Not enough meat on their bones. And who wants frostbite?

*Swims away


Du-Dum. Du-Dum.


Snack Time.


Thank you.

nom nom nom


Without letting me getting a bite first?


No, that was last year's special.
This year's is about GoatToucher stranded on rubber raft adrift at sea surrounded by sharks.


...Sharknado.


Banned because it its Friday.


...Sheriff Brody.


I wondered why a few of my brothers had droopy fins.


There is only one problem with that scenario, Me!


KK is banned for using a stale reason that has been used multiple times.


KenderKin wrote:
I have summoned my legendary team of cat herders to force the cats to jump the shark

You called?


Dun Duh


Ventnor wrote:
Get outta here Bruce!

Don't call me Bruce


Pulg wrote:
Wouldn't an even bigger shark be even better?

You called?