Morvel, your monkey has swallowed all our accordions! Fetch laxatives immediately!
I feel its funnier to have a monkey that has swallow accordions then to not have one at all.
The name is MALVEL! Also, you'd be better off making new instruments, there won't be anything left when it comes out.
You underestimate the Power of Accordions, Mulvur.
I who fed the accordions to the monkey.
*whistles*
*Grunts and screeches.*
Are the nuns here already? Jambi, lets get them out of that sack and strapped on the tables!
We will be having nun of that!
And I said Sisterrrs, are doin' it for me 'n' Reiner...
Mummy! Juliet! Really!
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Idiot boy! What have we told you about wearing your Marat costume in conditions of poor visibility?
Heh heh heh...
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Good grief, Marat is a real person?! I guess that there is some truth to the legend after all. What do you think, Comte de Malodor?
*Turns around to get a response only to see Comte de Malodor get attacked (and torn to shreds) by all of the nuns, as they have been turned into vampires.*
On second thought, I'll ask you later, you're quite clearly very busy right now.
The Revolution CANNOT be caged! Huzzah!
Good grief, Marat is a real person?! I guess that there is some truth to the legend after all. What do you think, Comte de Malodor?
*Turns around to get a response only to see Comte de Malodor get attacked (and torn to shreds) by all of the nuns, as they have been turned into vampires.*
On second thought, I'll ask you later, you're quite clearly very busy right now.
Why, yes, I am - look at all these naughty undead ladies! Tearing a nobleman of France to shreds, tch tch - I see I shall have to teach you ALL a lesson! (Hee hee!)
Mummy, he's on the nuns again.
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Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids!
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As much as I pity my friend, Comte de Malodor, I do enjoy watching him get into trouble. He reminds me ever so much of my great, great grandfather - Alphonse Heydrich (which is why I never call Comte de Malodor by his first name) - always tried to garner more power and influence, only for it to go wrong in spectacular fashion!
Oh and Marat, I apologize for the Nosferatu's bad joke.
Well folks sorry to end the party here but I have decided that indeed I will be last so I can win this thread. So lets not embarrass ourselves and let's just let it happen since it is inevitable. You know because of how awesome I am.
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Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids!
You called my Dear Lady?
*Bows and kisses her hand.
Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids!You called my Dear Lady?
*Bows and kisses her hand.
Duke! How delightful to see you!
After you've finished transforming Gruumash into a lemure, we need to talk Blood War. I think a spell of military discipline would do my wretched son no end of good.
Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids!You called my Dear Lady?
*Bows and kisses her hand.
Duke! How delightful to see you!
After you've finished transforming Gruumash into a lemure, we need to talk Blood War. I think a spell of military discipline would do my wretched son no end of good.
Sorry my Lady, Gruumash's awesomeness is too mighty, but I can help you with your son.
U-Alphonse, manje usu-cadet.
There, there. If it helps to console you, soon a mighty Accordion Tree will grow from the seeds hidden 'midst the rich soil of your monkey poo-poo ziggurat.
Malvel, may I have a quiet word with you?
Suck head is for sure a derogatory term for vampires right? I'm asking for a friend. (Blade.)
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You're lucky Reiner isn't available to comment right now, because he would have most certainly killed you. The only insult any vampire will accept (even then, you'd be made to suffer) is the term "blood-sucker". It is best to never insult a vampire, especially if you're immortal, because then you'll be hunted down for all eternity (as vampires only have an interest in the living, we couldn't care less about the dead).
He'd rather subject you to horrible torture and steal your housemaids. But I am able to speak to him on your behalf. What is it that you wish to say? Please keep in mind that both your sister and your mother are right behind you.
Good, good! I say, Mummy and Juliette, how do you fancy an all-expenses paid trip to Giant Monkey World!
So I'll just take that as a yes.
I'll text her and ask her.
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Thankyou, Claw.
Mummy, will we have to resurrect him before we marry him off to Lashcastrakaa the Man-Flayer, or is he OK as he is?
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If you're going to marry him off, then I recommend someone who isn't into the weird things he is. All the same, you probably should resurrect him, as Lashcastrakaa probably prefers men with the ability to scream in absolute pain when she flays them. Now, if you'll excuse me.
*Accidentally squashes Very_Noisy_Cricket on the way out, wipeing the gunk onto the corpse of Comte de Malodor.*
Why did you have me turn Comte into a cadet if you were just going to kill him?
Waste of a perfectly good spell, if you ask me.
I think it's down to that lovely red shirt you made him wear.
I don't know what is happening.
Comte de Malodor has been pulped by a monkey and joined the army of the Nine Hells.
Felipe intends to visit Manuela's mansion for a night of unbridled passion, unaware that Octavo is coming home early from his business trip!
Woopy Woo and Jingles are in the Magic Garden, searching for Sprinklon the Watering Can's missing teddy bear.
Officer Delaney has found the murder weapon - with her cousin's fingerprints all over it!!!! What should she do?
He's over there, dear, polishing a couple of gelugons. You can either wait until his skeleton grows back, or we can send a servant over with a shovel.
By the way, Juliette, what happened to your husband, Sir Polydore the Pure?
He's on an Atonement quest, Mummy, trying to Cleanse his Soul of my Infernal Taint.
Comte de Malodor has been pulped by a monkey and joined the army of the Nine Hells.
Felipe intends to visit Manuela's mansion for a night of unbridled passion, unaware that Octavo is coming home early from his business trip!
Woopy Woo and Jingles are in the Magic Garden, searching for Sprinklon the Watering Can's missing teddy bear.
Officer Delaney has found the murder weapon - with her cousin's fingerprints all over it!!!! What should she do?
GASP! The drama!
Also why is it always unbridled passion why never bridled passion?
Play it safe kids bridle your passion.
I have a cure for that.