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Yeah that happens around here now. Its letting all sort of strange people in too.


Victory is mine.


Victoria is mine.


Primo Victoria!

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This is getting out of hand, if no-one stops all the silliness then every single concept of reality will be torn asunder and a great cataclysmic apocalypse will occur and then no-one will be the last to post!


NO!


Nitrous Oxide?


One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like....


o_O

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Someone please kill those two (the ones who aren't Vidmaster7 or me)!


You can't kill Pulg.


Hes like a bad hair day. no matter what you do you just have to live with it or shave your head.


Shavin' won't help ya, haircuts won't do ya no good
Shavin' won't help ya, haircuts won't do ya no good
When the Pulgy breaks wind, Mama, you got to move.

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*Shoots out lethal sparks of electricity at Slaad Zeppelin, killing him instantly.*

Man that was annoying! Also, most reploids (myself included) don't have hair, we're robots!


Well thats confusing.

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You've never heard of Mega Man before have you? I tell you what, go and talk to Vidmaster7, he'll know about that I'm sure.


Pew Pew! watch out for spikes.


Spike

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I would interject with something to do with Tom cat or Jerry mouse, but I hear that they accidentally got run over by a passing train and were too depressed (broken hearted) to realise what was happening. Besides, I'm in the middle of recreating the House of the Dead series as a theme park (complete with real zombies, all participants will have to sign certain forms for legality reasons), but it will still take a bit of time to complete.


That was a dark episode...


Speaking of which, while we all congratulate GoatToucher on his new job at the circus, it is necessary to point out that 'ringmaster' does not mean what he probably thinks it means.


...

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*Gently helps the Completely horrified Vidmaster7 to lie on the ground, face up, and then gently closes his eyes.*

I'm so sorry, he is no longer with us. Let us all have a moment of silence to honour the passing of Vidmaster7, who has suffered a fatal heart attack upon hearing what Pulg just said.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

*Minute of silence*

*Then, mournfully plays a selection of Barney The Dinosaur's Greatest Hits*


*sheds tear* he will be missed. *hums the I love you you love me song*


Pulg wrote:
Speaking of which, while we all congratulate GoatToucher on his new job at the circus, it is necessary to point out that 'ringmaster' does not mean what he probably thinks it means.

Since I don't work for money, and nobody has ever been foolish enough to fire me, I find that my job means whatever I choose it to.

In my way, I have always been a ringmaster...

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There's just one thing however. You're missing the sidekick that is a combination of being evil, scary, somewhat funny and altogether dangerous. Fortunately, I know just the guy who can help: his name is Umlaut, he's a floating skull dressed in a jester's regalia complete with evil smile, he speaks mostly in rhyme and has many more qualities that make him perfect for you. He recently lost his former job at CarnEvil when some plucky upstart destroyed it.


I was thinking more along the lines of a four-headed tiger called Pooples in full Cardinal's regalia.


I think I should win you know because I am me.


You lose!

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Ouch, that was bit harsh!


So reincarnation takes awhile but not as long as you might think.

Scarab Sages

*fades into being ex nihilo onto shelf/tree branch/scaffolding above Vidmaster7, face leaned on shoulder a la 'Sarcastic Willy Wonka'*

Sooo, which judge-of-the-dead/psychopomp deity did you hit the Casting Coffin with for that favor?


5 - 8 = -3


Vidmaster7 wrote:
So reincarnation takes awhile but not as long as you might think.

Tell me about it.


You just have to beat them in a challenge... I went with D&D and made pun pun...


Vidmaster7 wrote:
You just have to beat them in a challenge... I went with D&D and made pun pun...

Your welcome.

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*Wonders what to say.*

Umm...

*Fakes heart attack.*


How does a heart attack work for a vampire?


Hammering a stake through someone's chest counts, I should think.


Well I'm all for it.


Well I am for me winning everyone else on board with that too?


I don't know I put a lot of work into this.


Kill 'em all and let the Forum Moderator sort everything out.

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They won't, because they've realised that watching all of us battle for supremacy is much more entertaining.


It must be the wind.


10,000 candles in the wind!

(we miss you little Sebastian)


Don't put sandals in the flind, or PETMH will be very cross indeed.


K...


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