Or naw.
Or coleslaw.
Or nawlslaw
Good of you to link otherwise I was gonna have to proclaim that you made it up!
I was in a band called Dirty Hanukkah...
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I always preferred the Grateful Dreidel.
This whole conversation right now seems suspicious.
How is this any different from the normal conversations? Normal being a rather relative term with this group, myself included.
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It's because Vidmaster7 was one of the "squares" that tried to bring down the free love, peace and happiness. As a matter of fact, he single handedly tried to stage a coup attempt at taking over the entire Waldstock festival. Thankfully, through the efforts of Dirty Hanukkah and Grateful Dreidel, he was defeated and actually sent to prison.
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* looks at Vidmaster7 *
Are you sure about that, Count? He looks like he'd be right at home at Waldstock. Unless...
... you don't suppose he's really an undercover narc and that things went totally wrong and the "arrest" was just a way to extract him?
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Like, we sent him to Hippie Prison, man. It's, uh, a hole, yeah, but the hole is full of... gluten, and, like, nudity is forbidden, and you have no access to the Buddha Mind, and you're not allowed anything but stems and seeds to smoke. It's a total, total, total bummer, dude.
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*Looks confidently at Uncle Teddy.*
Yep, he was indeed an undercover narc that tried to stop the good times rolling and help out some old fossils to re-establish their rule of antiquity.
*Turns to HepPlutoCat.*
Nice work intercepting the extraction by the way. As thanks, here's a years supply of KattNiip (besides, I owed you it for help getting me into the Colour Carnival) it'll leave you feeling dizzy for weeks.
*Receives a letter.*
Aha! Now this is very exciting, the Colour Carnival is back and the fun is even better than ever! Time to get my freak on!
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*Shakes beard seductively*
Being the most hippy like avatar here I'd just like to say
Their be some crazy talk going on right now.
This is one of the rare circumstances that I don't think i'm being paranoid.
Also I can prove i'm not an NARC... Lemmy is God.
That as a long streak you interrupted.
You've got longer streaks.
I have gotten 2-3 that were almost a day or more.
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Longer silver streaks, he explained.
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*Shakes beard seductively*
My favourite string of three words.
Oh nice I missed that pulg.
*Shakes beard seductively*My favourite string of three words.
Mine are "[REDACTED] [REDACTED] Tangerine."
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*Comes by, in full hippie attire (minus flip-flops, can't stand the things).*
And tangerine is the worst word out of all three of those words.
*Hears an earsplitting shriek, that's actually a high pitched announcement, gets excited.*
Oh, the bassist from GoatToucher's band (Dirty Hanukkah) Dingo Backwater is about to give a rousing (drug induced) speech! I'm so there!
*Transforms into a bat and flies away (despite the shades and the excess weight of all the mood beads).*
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If you're goiiiiing
To this year's Waldstock
Be sure to wear
A tangerine in your [censored]
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For some reason I feel a great deal of pity for that tangerine.
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since the tangerine is associated with goat toucher I think it was probably the one doing the sinning.
For some reason I don't trust that comfy chair.
Very wise. Mimics are EVERYWHERE! YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING!
HRGHN!
Man my aliases have had a rough 2 weeks. first the pun bear got ate and now the table is sailing through the air.
HRGHHHHNNN!!
AT LEast i made you make an alias juussst fffooorrr meeeeee "AAAH HOO HOO HOOEY!"
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I represent the next generation of flipping efficiency. Initiating flip-sequence...
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WWHAaooooaaaaaOOOOHHHHHH *dizzy*
Desiccation- no breathing. ♪ ♫
* picks up the celestial dolphin and tosses it into a celestial sea *
There ya go.
Thanks for the lunch.
Nom Nom Nom!
That first tangerine and I had some adventures...
I didn't realise a citrus fruit could scream silently. It's amazing, really.
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Desiccation- no breathing. ♪ ♫
So long and your welcome for all the fish.
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*Looks at Skiron with a worried expression.*
If that's your FIRST resort, I'd hate to see what your last resort is.
*Turns around, sees IHIYC in the closet, gets worried yet again.*
Umm, IHIYC, I'd get out of there if I were you because I don't simply have "skeletons" in the closet (well actually, I do, but that's not what I mean). Seriously, if you don't get out of there now, it'll soon be...
*Sees a shadowy hand reach out and grab IHIYC, pulling him into the closet, then the closet door gently closes.*
Too late...
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*loud, violent crunching noises begin to come from Count Heydrich's Closet...*
*...followed by a few explosions...*
*...then the splintering of wood...*
*...then the sound of metal clashing against metal...*
*...then a car crash...*
*...then the sound of phaser fire...*
*...then a gong...*
*...then precisely 46 seconds of dead silence...*
*...then a bunch of people singing "Happy Birthday" to someone named Lewis...*
*...then a few more explosions...*
*...then a massive implosion...*
*...then some eldritch gibbering...*
*...finally the door creaks back open*
*emerges eating a slice of cake, using the bony remains of a shadowy hand as a fork, giving the Count a sardonic look*
Count, you've obviously never been In Sissyl's Closet.
She's got an Ivar's in there, for one thing!
What can I say? It gets... worrisome at times.