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"Steep?" No. Hardly. He barely dips his toe in the serious depravity.

I'll bet solid money and a gently used table leg that he's never [REDACTED] a kitchen appliance before.

Dark Archive

Depravi Tea does take a while to properly steep...

*takes a deep sip from his live sea-snail teacup*

...but good things come to those who wait!

Sovereign Court

*Stirs sugar into his tea, then sips it delicately.*

My good sirs and madams, now's not the time to be talking about such things. So let us help ourselves to this sumptuous banquet. I understand that the cream cakes are delicious! Although, I'm quite partial to having a slice of this "Hunter's Cake".

*Takes a slice of said cake and eats it.*


I shall stuff myself with beans.

Dark Archive

*stuffs beans with radium isotopes*


*drinks water - all of it*


Yes, friends, eat. Partake of this wonderful banquet. There is plenty for everyone. I'm certain you will find something to your liking.

Sovereign Court

I couldn't agree more! And you have my eternal gratitude.

*Helps himself to another slice of Hunter's Cake.*

Not to mention, this cake is delicious! Who made it?

*Does not pay attention to the Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan growling at him as EVERYONE knew that only TBBWOK makes Hunter's Cake.*


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Btw, you people... now the tea dumped in Boston surely has had time to steep properly. Does it taste good?


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It's been made by Americans, so the water isn't boiling, and the teabag has a tiny dangler on it.

No.


Heh Tiny dangler...


Hold me closer, tiny dangler.


Definite improvement... should be a thing..

Liberty's Edge

DANGLER, WILL ROBINSON! DANGLER! DANGLER!

*thrashes around, knocking over cup of American tea*


Ah! Its the robot! *ducks*

Scarab Sages

*eats some of the candles the feast table's been set with - while they're still burning*

That's a SPICY meat-a-ball!

Liberty's Edge

Vidmaster7 wrote:
Ah! Its the robot! *ducks*

*shoots the ducks*

*K'TOW!K'TOW!K'TOW!K'TOW!K'TOW!*


Channeling some Jim Carrey tonight clown?


No, he'll be channeling Jim Curry, from what the rumors say.


Jim curry? that John Denver tribute singer guy?

Scarab Sages

More like "Kansas" Jim Ogle, TORG RPG guru!*

*puts on glasses and plaid shirt*

"Nuhr nuhr, lookit me, I'm an affable, easily-overlooked NRAO astrophysicist who games with people of whom most are way the hell below my caliber because I'm stuck in the arse-end of the American Southwest and I'm a wallflower anyways so I take what I can get, but I'm secretly a minor celebrity of the early Internet, the straaaangeness that is the Rijatoooo, gotta an idea about fixing Orrorshan Occult Magic but it's only half-baked, nuhr nuhr nuhr!"

* = I actually know this guy


IHIYC are you one of the people below caliber stuck in the american southwest?

Scarab Sages

Me? I haven't got a caliber. Not a bullet, you see.

Well, I suppose there's always my SOUL caliber...

Dark Archive

*transforms into a freakish combination of Yoshimitsu, Voldo, and Pyramid-Head and Hsien-Ko for good measure*

Thou shalt be slain. My apologies.

*slices Vidmaster7 wide open in 6 directions before bouncing wildly away*


I prefer seigfried, or mitsurugi. occasional Raphael.


Xukong wrote:

*transforms into a freakish combination of Yoshimitsu, Voldo, and Pyramid-Head and Hsien-Ko for good measure*

Thou shalt be slain. My apologies.

*slices Vidmaster7 wide open in 6 directions before bouncing wildly away*

Sorry <immortal but I appreciate the attempt.


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
No, he'll be channeling Jim Curry, from what the rumors say.

OOoooOOOOoooOOOOO,

Three gargantuan cheers will I give for Curried Jim,
A dish that refreshes every part and fills me with considerable elan vital and vim.
By the way, when I say 'vim', I am not referring to household cleaners;
Eating those would be a misdemeanor,
But eating Curried Jim is both fashionable and hip,
Whether accompanied by rice or chips,
It is an appropriate way your mealtime to begin.
PS: I win.


*waits*


There are many new posts in this thread posting by posters who typed words! And I have read some of them!


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President of the Neutral Planet wrote:
There are many new posts in this thread posting by posters who typed words! And I have read some of them!

Awesome!

Thing is... I just received an offer from another planet, from the finance minister, no less. He said that he needed help to move a very large sum of money off planet. He only needed a neutral planet to do so to. In return for financial support during the process, he was willing to give 20% of the very large sum once it was all done. Want contact info?


*shakes*

Sovereign Court

*Sips his tea, eats some cake.*

I'm surprised that everyone is letting all of the food spoil.

*Goes back to eating cake and drinking his tea.*


Food. Pfft. Food's for n00bs.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Heh Tiny dangler...

I was in the Corps with a guy named "Tiny" Dangler. From St.Louis. His real first name was Kevin.

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

More like "Kansas" Jim Ogle, TORG RPG guru!*

That was a great game!


PULG RPG was a better game.


YMMV, but I didn't have much fun playing a game where every session centered around drinking and regretting my life choices.

Though I did get a critical success on a Regret roll once: I cried myself to sleep.


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Sissyl wrote:
President of the Neutral Planet wrote:
There are many new posts in this thread posting by posters who typed words! And I have read some of them!

Awesome!

Thing is... I just received an offer from another planet, from the finance minister, no less. He said that he needed help to move a very large sum of money off planet. He only needed a neutral planet to do so to. In return for financial support during the process, he was willing to give 20% of the very large sum once it was all done. Want contact info?

All I know is my gut says “maybe.”


GoatToucher wrote:

YMMV, but I didn't have much fun playing a game where every session centered around drinking and regretting my life choices.

If only it was just a game...

Sovereign Court

*Addresses Pulg's Wives.*

Ladies, ladies, please relax. Sit yourselves down and help yourselves to some of the lovely cream cakes here.

*Offers Pulg's Wives the cream cakes.*

For now, forget all about that uncouth husband of yours.


Tag, you're it.

Sovereign Court

Alright, Bardrick, I spy with my little eye: something beginning with "come here" and ending in "ow". Do you know what it is?

*Bardrick shakes his head.*

Come here!

*Punches Bardrick straight in the face.*


Pulg RPG by the way requires you to grow a lot of body hair. I figured I'd better warn you all.


Cousin it is the ruling champion in that RPG.


He is quite talented.


I miss having hair...


If only you had been a peach but no worries pulg has a game for you.


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Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

*Addresses Pulg's Wives.*

Ladies, ladies, please relax. Sit yourselves down and help yourselves to some of the lovely cream cakes here.

*Offers Pulg's Wives the cream cakes.*

For now, forget all about that uncouth husband of yours.

Ohh, Count, you are a true gentlemen!

We hope you're paying attention to this, Pulg, you unhygienic oaf.


You had a long win that time.


I like carving pants out of granite.

... just thought I’d put that out there.


How do you keep them up - with suspenders made from granite, I assume?

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