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36 posts. Alias of Vidmaster7.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:

Cop: "Sit in that chair so we can start the interrogation."

My Lawyer: *whispers* "Deny everything."
Me: "That's not a chair."

He.. he ..he's not wrong...


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YA-HA-HA-WHOO-eeeeeee!!!!!


Nerdrage Ooze wrote:

The thing I really miss is Sacred Geometry, it was such a fun feat and coupled with Dazing Spell it actually made my Wizard get somewhere close to usefulness of a Rogue with their dozens of skills and sneak attack dice or a Monk who didn't even have to spend their money on armour or weapons because magic hands.

OMG! you got me! For a second there I thought this was a serious post. I took a deep breath and prepared for a whole bunch of typing.


EEP!


You know I'm actually OK with that.


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*steps into what is obviously the wrong thread for him*

*runs away*


captain yesterday wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Afraid of heights, so planes are mostly out, not completely because of their convenience, but definitely not my first choice.
Travel with you could be complicated.
It's super easy! Just let me drive.

That works! I hate driving. I'd much rather handle shotgun and the music!

Road Trip!

We always followed the star ship roles when in a car, driver is pilot/captain, front passenger, navigator, back passengers, Chief of security and science officer.

... But who has to wear the red shirt?..


*shredded table*

YES!


.. Its uh not to bad for hard wood....


HA! that's what it feels like!

Oops sorry. Got carried away a bit.


*continues to play dead despite the coasters*


NO COASTERS! that's so mean.


*EEP!*


*plays dead*


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*as flying away* People with short tempers!!!!


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uuhh.. uneven floors....


Uh... no?


captain yesterday wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Random question does anyone else think Captain Yesterday is the informal chairperson of this thread. I think I feel that way just because he has the title of Captain.

Are you sure you want me in charge of chairs, I'm more of a percher (give me a ledge and I'm good) and I threaten to throw ours out every time the kids misbehave.

And you don't want to know how many couches I've thrown out.

ho... how do you feel about tables?

Edit: Of course hes naked hes a table what is this the Victorian era?


I don't know whats happening anymore.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Dr. Doommaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I tried to be a waiter, but I'm too independent. I take orders from no one.
DOOM demands you get new material.
Fine. I'll go to Joanne tomorrow and get new material. What am I making, anyways? Drapes? Tablecloth? A frilly summer frock?

I.. If.. It wasn't to much trouble I would like a cloth.


Uh... short.. and.. stout?


Just a Mort wrote:

I knew how to alias ages ago. I PBP, come on. It's just I have soo many unused ones since many of the games I signed up for folded.

I try not to create anymore aliases, since I view it as wasteful.

I don't get to use some of my aliases enough. like this one. Its rare circumstances. I blame quibblemuch. I haven't seen him post in quite awhile.


>.>


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RUN AWAY!


*squeaks and then leads into a scream followed by running*


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I still need a table.


The abyss!


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*Hides under a table...wait...*

(please don't make me make a ninja scared table alias cause I'll do it and I won't be proud)


AHH!! *hides*


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Tableflip McRagequit wrote:

For the same reason people hate anything: Too much time on their hands, not enough real problems.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

..Iii...iis.. is it weird I agree?


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Tableflip McRagequit wrote:
HRNGH!

.. a... a...A little quicker then expected.


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A little. how often do you use that one?


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*slowly backs away*


Tableflip McRagequit wrote:
Scared Table wrote:
Tableflip McRagequit wrote:
I know what I'd do...
Calmly express to them your hang ups in a reasonable manner?

Precisely. That is exactly what I'd d--HRRRRGGGHHH!!!!

Gotcha.

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!


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Tableflip McRagequit wrote:
I know what I'd do...

Calmly express to them your hang ups in a reasonable manner?


Tableflip McRagequit wrote:
I have only one argument.

UH.. uh.. what would that be?..