Celestial Dolphin on Dry Land's page

Desiccation- no breathing. ♪ ♫

I've heard... the same song... played on... the land,... the sea,... the the realms celestial,... underground,... and in the depths of... the Abyss.

They can all... be beautiful.

Except for... the chaotic... rendition on Limbo,... which was hard... to listen to.

I swear... it was like... the party's bard... was playing... versions of... that song for... the entire campaign.

Perhaps... an apparatus... that lets one... breathe on land would... do well this year...

Celestial Dolphin on Dry Land wrote:

If the lack of water doesn't kill me, then the anticipation will!

Did someone summon you into a bucket and then kick it over?

My master is a cruel one, yes. This is the eight time this week. I also get thrown into Aqueous Orbs.

If the lack of water doesn't kill me, then the anticipation will!

Please... tell me... is it... an evil act... to summon me?

I hope... you need... an atonement...