The Flame War!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*starts ranting about how cheesy The Munsters was, goes on to explain in painstaking detail why, when, where, and how the Addams Family would kick their asses*

[Sissyl]

*flips table and storms off*

[Captain Killjoy]

*Comes blazing in from another thread to take out unresolved issues with literally everyone present. When called on this, blames everyone else.*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*explains in painstaking detail why, when, where, and how the Addams Family would kick Captain Killjoy's ass*

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Angrily points out that IHiYC is mimesplaining once again.

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

*long, friendly, enthusiastic, thoughtful, polite, well-informed post about original thread topic, entirely oblivious to the thread having long since become a hopeless zeppelin-crash*

[lucky7, reluctant Sith]

*reluctantly shocks TAK with force lightning*

[Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis]

*has innate electrical resistance, doesn't notice*

[Sarcasm Dragon]

I'm gonna cast Flame Strike!

Flame Strike damage: 15d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 5, 4, 2, 1, 4, 3, 1, 1, 1) = 33

[OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVEOS]

Tom Carpenter wrote:

Has completely civil off topic discussion with posters who otherwise disagree on OP's post.

Rage response to a seven year old post

[Sissyl]

*attacks OTiO vehemently for its lack of netiquette in responding to a post more than a week old. No, seriously, that shit is just not okay. Keeps ranting about useless posters and lacking manners!!!!*

[GM_Beernorg]

::rants and rages about post ageism! BRAWWWWW!!!::

[Oblivious Troll is Oblivious]

Asks, at length, for explanations of what is meant by "ageism,""Mimesplaining," and then clumsily or maliciously, who can say, asks for clarification on several group-referencing three-letter acronyms he may or may not already know the meaning of.

[ULTRAGEEK]

*Talks at length all about pop up ads, and why they are the best invention since the wheel, then rages on and on and on when someone points out a flaw in my argument*

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Leaves incoherent rambling logorrheic rant condemning all posters, messageboard site, and Western civilization in general. Vows never to return, shreds mouse in garbage disposal, gets bottle of emergency vodka from freezer...

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Creeps back into thread to lurk and fume silently, mentally curses hangovers and trackpads

[Sissyl]

STOP NIBBLING ON PEOPLE'S TOES!!! SHEESH!!!

[VRMH]

I like big toes and I cannot lie.

[R2-FU]

*THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BANHAMMER SYSTEM. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.*

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN................................ ......*

*HAD THIS BEEN AN ACTUAL BANHAMMERING, ONE OF YOU WOULD NOW BE CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT, AND THE REST OF YOU WOULD RECEIVE A ROYAL CHEWING-OUT FROM A TOOTH FAIRY.*

*THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BANHAMMER SYSTEM.*

[Orthos]

Snide commentary rhetorically speculating on how much longer the thread has until it's locked.

Popcorn is mentioned.

[GM_Beernorg]

::yells about how popcorn has rights, does not back up or explain WHY it would be have them however::

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*uses mention of 'corn' as knee-jerk reason to rag on anti-GMO activists, condescendingly expounding on history of human manipulation of genes while COMPLETELY missing the real reasons people oppose genetically engineered food*

[Orthos]

Conveniently-timed snide anti-vegan/vegetarian comment.

[Life Sized Cap'n Yesterday prop]

[Insert Yo Mama joke here]

[Anonymous Warrior]

*Takes cue from I'm Hiding In Your Closet, and makes a disquietly well-reasoned argument for violence against corn, all things related corn, corn related puns, corny corn related puns, all corn related activities, and even insists on the burning of all copies of each installment of "Children of the Corn"*

*Makes emoticon of rude hand gesture.*

*Your mom.*

[OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVEOS]

Calls out these corn arguments a classic example of an omars hatchet fallacy/discrepancy/arguement

[zorander6]

:: Wanders in and asks totally unrelated question in regards to playing Pathfinder ::

[Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot]

{makes fervent, bloviating campaign promises about the need to eradicate the epidemic of corn smut from the Americas...

...while secretly harboring severe addiction to delicious corn smut himself}

[GM_Beernorg]

::rants about how awesome corn smut is, and that it is being discriminated against by the inherent agenda of regular boring corn::

(black corn smut, yeah, not the best name, tastes much better than it looks, those tacos are very tasty when made well!)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*knows better than to Google "black corn smut"*

[VRMH]

*posts links to some choice examples of "black corn smut"*

[Sissyl]

zorander6 wrote:

:: Wanders in and asks totally unrelated question in regards to playing Pathfinder ::

TAKE YOUR INANE THREADJACK ELSEWHERE YOU USELESS SON OF A SILLY PERSON!!!

[Dire Quote Mangler]

{sings (badly):} ♪ ♫
"The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a silly person..." ♩ ♬

[Oblivious Troll is Oblivious]

Blunders across the previous series of posts, constructing a reply that somehow links vegans, corn smut, and banhammers to the absurd price of movie theater popcorn, all in the form of one particularly stupid question.

[Anonymous Warrior]

*Regrets talking about corn. Attempts to de-rail the de-railed conversation to the de-railing thread-jack topic, avoiding re-railing the de-railed conversation back to the rail from which it was de-railed so that no one would de-rail the topic to a rail even more de-railing than the thing he de-railed it from, as de-re-railing a re-de-railed conversation re-quires railing on de-railers for re-de-railing the de-railed conversation, even though it had clearly been de-railed before then.

After all, that would be just obnoxious.*

[Ambrosia Slaad]

{considers creating "Dee Rail" as 155th alias}

[Abed Nadir]

{dons felt goatee, rates everyone in thread as a "1" in MeowMeowBeenz™ app}

[VRMH]

*reminds everyone that goatees are a clear sign of Evil Twins from Parallel Universes*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

*says the last 7 posters all have STOOPID screen-names*

[VRMH]

No you're the stupid.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I know YOU are, but what am I???

[Cthulwho?]

A garbage man.

[Sissyl]

FOR F!$@'S SAKE PEOPLE!!! WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS!!!! YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE YOU'RE HAVING TEA AND DISCUSSING TAX LAW, DAMMIT!!! THIS!!! IS!!! FLAME WAR!!!

*kicks Cthulwho? into a convenient pit in slomo*

*hands out rocket launchers to all who want one*

[Least Spawn of Yog-Sothoth]

*complains that Sissyl is lowering the level of conversation and is just baiting people*

[Sissyl]

Yeah, what do you know, Mr Wonkyhelmet???

[Scrappy-Doo Slaad]

{silently farts near Sissyl, jerks head toward IHIYCloset to misdirect blame}

[Anonymous Warrior]

Sissyl wrote:

FOR F#$*'S SAKE PEOPLE!!! WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS!!!! YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE YOU'RE HAVING TEA AND DISCUSSING TAX LAW, DAMMIT!!! THIS!!! IS!!! FLAME WAR!!!

*kicks Cthulwho? into a convenient pit in slomo*

*hands out rocket launchers to all who want one*

*Happily takes an RPG from Sissyl*

WHO's WRONG BY THE RAI NOW!!!

*Fires the RPG. Fart Explodes, Everyone Dies.*

[zylphryx]

::snarky burn to the OP, followed by double burn, followed by self immolation.::

[Pyromaniac]

Mmm Mmm Mmm. Toasty.