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Shut up, Pyro. You're the reason they didn't call Boaty McBoatface Boaty McBoatface!


{pops in, panics, flees thread}


Raining down in pieces, not all of which are burned. Slowly- almost as slowly as his brain works- the Troll begins to stir.

Scarab Sages

I have a question:

How does "disagreeing" work?


You start by being disagreeable.
So you got that covered already.


Oi! No calling out individuals, you acronymic troll!

I'm gonna flag you so hard, people will think you're the United Nations.


::gladly accepts RPG for Sissyl:: Refute my arguments will you! YOU get a rocket propelled grenade, and YOU get a rocket propelled grenade, rocket propelled grenades for all who think even a tiny bit differently from ME! See might (or explosives) DOES make right.


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That's more like it, ya bunch of losers!!!

*fires an RPG round straight up-ish*

Let's see where this one lands!


Tells posters to man up or go home and write a story if you can't beat pathfinder


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Sissyl wrote:

That's more like it, ya bunch of losers!!!

*fires an RPG round straight up-ish*

Let's see where this one lands!

{rolls 1 on a perception check} OOOH, FREE T-SHIRT! I GOT IT, I GOT IT- <KABOOM>


::screaming rant:: Goes on about how Wolfie's exploding while yelling "T-shirt" is offensive, because that is how Maude Flanders died, will somebody please think of the children!:: ::then fires RPG's wildly and with abandon:: Cordite TRUTH!


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OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVEOS wrote:
Tells posters to man up or go home and write a story if you can't beat pathfinder

To you, I have only one thing to say:

*badass pause*

If he doesn't kill orc babies in a burning orphanage because a demon told him he would need not to or everyone is doomed and he missed that last part, does a paladin fall?


{drunkenly teeters on fence, regains balance at the last moment} Sometimes, you can't make an omelet anti-hero with breaking some eggs vows?


Sounds stupid to me. Only a complete imbecile would buy that line of reasoning, and I have charts to prove it!

...

Yes. Charts. Which I'm not going to show any of you.


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Mr. Shark, I served with Charts. I knew Charts. Charts was a friend of mine. Mr. Shark, you're no Charts.

(╯°□°)╯ ︵ ┻━┻


Yeah. Off the charts!

*rageflips table to land on its legs again*

Scarab Sages

If I pushed Ser Humpty Dumpty, Paladin, off his wall, then gathered up his remains and cooked them, would that get me devilled eggs?


No, that would get you a stern beating, you MURDERER!!!

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
If I pushed Ser Humpty Dumpty, Paladin, off his wall, then gathered up his remains and cooked them, would that get me deviled eggs?

It would still taste heavenly.


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Lord Fyre wrote:
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
If I pushed Ser Humpty Dumpty, Paladin, off his wall, then gathered up his remains and cooked them, would that get me deviled eggs?
It would still taste heavenly.

Feel the Béarnaise 2016!


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MAKE FLAME WAR GREAT AGAIN!!!


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BLAME FOR THE BLAME GOD!


Who?


FLAME FOR THE FLAME GOD!


FARTS FOR THE FLATULENCE EMPYREAL LORD!


PARTS FOR THE MAINTENANCE DIVINE HERALD!


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BEHEADINGS FOR SOME, MINIATURE GALTAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS.


*makes snarky comment about how people seem to have forgotten the format of this thread*

*flags everyone who did, except herself of course*


TEQUILA FOR THE SISAL SISSYL GOD(DESS)!


SCOTCH WHISKEY FOR ME!

Oh and in keeping with the spirit of the thread:

*The Masked Pugwampi calls all people posting here idiots!*

Dark Archive

You don't know what I'm going through!


Tequila is fine. Makes me nicer.

*downs the drink and throws the glass at disaffected teenager*

*complains that the disaffected teenagers of today are bloody useless at complaining*


Sissyl wrote:

*makes snarky comment about how people seem to have forgotten the format of this thread*

*flags everyone who did, except herself of course*

I REJECT YOUR LABELS

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!!


*tortures Ventnor to death now that he has said his word. Even if he has painted himself blue*

Scarab Sages

*sees a black Sissyl and wants so paint her vibrant magenta - so does*


::rages against the dying of the light:: Now if only I knew what that really did, but none of you DARE question my raging regardless! RAWWWW


{drive-by farts at Beernorg}


What is that GOD AWFUL smell? Like a mixture of putrefied raccoon and week old sweat socks. Oh, right, I am OFFENDED GRRRR! ::rants about gamer funk and con crud, despite not attending one currently::


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::Declares Pugwampi victory over the Flame War!::

Huzzah!

:D


WHAT?! EN GARDE, PUTRID SPAWN OF THE FIRST WORLD!


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Captain Killjoy wrote:
WHAT?! EN GARDE, PUTRID SPAWN OF THE FIRST WORLD!

*spins in place to fanfare and is now wearing a domino mask, tricorne hat with a big red feather, and wielding a tiny rapier*

Captain Killjoy! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time!

*parrys Captain Killjoy's attack with style, grace, and panache. Then disparages the goblin's ancestry and smell*


Interrupts the pomp and circumstance of Captain Killjoy and The Masked Pugwampi with dual-wielded Force-lightning-charged lightsaber-quadchucks and a mission for alias jerky.

Hmpf. Amateurs.

*vssshhhmmmm*
*skreeeeow*
*vmmmvamprakktssszarkksshhhmmmm*

Ah. Victory.

Now where did my Bleached Otyugh friend disappear to?

EDIT: For . . . definitiveness' sake.


Wha?


The oblivious are obviously no threat at all . . . .


*Steps on Darth Terrigan, oblivious to his presence, as he pokes around looking for someone to explain what's going on*


{excitedly watches swashbuckling while holding two-decade-old Jiffy Pop foil pan near Flaming posts, unrealistically hopeful it will soon make popcorn}


posts a question asking if popcorn is tier one


from beneath the oppressively annoying weight of the Oblivious Troll . . . .

Mmmp. MMMMMPPHHHH. Mf. Mmmmm!

*jolt of Force lightning*


Oblivious!

Wait, there's popcorn?


Mmmmm. [Muffled-ese translation: "Troll."]

Detects deadly buttery deliciousness of Morty's slowly-popping popcorn, and Force grasps it to just beyond Troll's reach, waving it about enticingly (Hey, it's popcorn!).

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