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I prefer my pants to be a bit baggy.

[insert inappropriate joke about size of package here].


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[excited Martin Short Dance]It's gonna snow tonight! It's gonna snow tonight! It's gonna snow tonight![/excited Martin Short Dance]


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[Insert rant about Wal-Mart here.]

[Shake fist impotently now.]


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John Napier 698 wrote:

My condolences. I also have suffered through many such "field trips" while riding mass transit here in Pittsburgh. One time, it got so bad, I began wishing that I could shove rocks in my ears.

Edit: If the teachers cannot control their students, then perhaps the (school) Police might.

[insert angry rant against using police to solve problems with kids]

[Initiating political hyperventilation]


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[Insert joke about the 32 varieties of Monopoly currently cluttering the shelves at work.]


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[Insert argumentative counterpoint to keep the thread going another ten pages]

[Initiating stealing TOZ's milk]


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[Insert joke about sizable objects here]


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[Insert romantic diarrhea joke here]


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[Insert something annoying and levitatey here]

[Initiating hearty laugh at own wit]


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[Insert seemingly inflammatory rant against point buy and everyone that uses them. But is really about ducks (nature's a#%!*%!s)]


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[Insert rant about calling "hoverboards" hoverboards when they have wheels, don't hover, and certainly don't look like boards, skate or otherwise.]


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[Insert ten thousand word diatribe against parents that wait to get their kids the "hot new toy" their kids have been asking for for three months until the last minute and then yell at me because the manufacturer only made a finite supply and we only get as many the distributor allows.]

To help myself cope, I've been telling people "I heard there's a store outside Atlanta that might have Hatchimals"

So far only three people have considered traveling there to find out.


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[Fires out John Connor scented strafe.]


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[Proudly displays trophy that says "Best Twerk"]


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[Initiating laugh track]

[slaps knee to convey exactly how f+$!ing hilarious the joke was]


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[Insert ten thousand word manifesto against Verizon and U.S. Cellular here, add stickers]


[Initiate hand wave and smile]


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[Insert expletive laced rant against Facebook here]


[Insert terrible barber joke here]

Initiating gratuitous pat on the back.


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[Insert poignant, but angry rant filled post about phone insurance, mostly consisting of well placed expletives and vague conspiracy theories here]


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Gorbacz wrote:
GALT!!!

[initiates Terminator programming]


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[Insert angry, nearly incoherent, rage filled rant against 4th edition, and especially 4th edition Forgotten Realms]


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Duiker wrote:
Colonel Whatever Day It Is wrote:
Private! I'll have you know, I'm upwardly mobile. :-)
So your balls are retreating upwards like a frightened turtle?

[initiate Terminator programming.]


That doesn't sound like something I would do...


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Are you sure about that.


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[Insert George W. Bush joke here.]

[Initiate left wing tirade]


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[Initiating terminator protocol.]

[Insert witty quip about insurance premiums and a~+#$~#s]

[Initiating time travel rampage protocol]

disappears, leaving only his clothes.


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[Insert joke about old crotches and Brad Pitt here]

Initiating Facebook conspiracy manifesto sequence.


[Insert Yo Mama joke here]


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Johnny Five alive!!!


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[Initiate real tears protocol]


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[Insert obligatory tea pot/toilet mix up joke here]


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Señor Vorpal Kickass'o wrote:
Incidentally, I call them "kwill-poth" usually, but I have done "klip-poth" too.

That's the great thing about made up words, everyone is right:-D

edit: i have a headache and work in the morning, so my alias fu is weak tonight :-(


At least we can agree on Green Day.


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captain yesterday wrote:
I see i've gotten lazy picking out avatars for my aliases, that could become a problem.

[Shut up you, and get back to the basement, it's not time for your fish heads.]


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[Insert inappropriate joke about Aranna and playing with people here]


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[Insert childish retort here]

[Initiating snark protocol 20.6 now]


[Insert reference to Brad Pitt/Tom Cruise here]


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Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I look like a f@*$ing tool with short hair.
shaves his head while he sleeps, gives him controversial melanin treatments

[Insert stupid alias here]

[Initiate joke sequence about kids]