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HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MUSTACHE?!?


AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MUSTACHE?!?

Well it is an homage to the Neo Krypto-fascist bourgeoisie and 80's prog-rock fans. It deserves all the insults it gets....


<flags every post in the the thread with which he disagrees as Offensive/Sexist/Racist and then proceeds to make offensive comments about the folks he just flagged>


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Drags Mao Tse Tung, Pol Pot, Stalin, Idi Amin Dada, ISIS and Boko Haram into use in order to insult everybody else in the thread by comparing them unfavorably to the aforementioned people and groups.

Scarab Sages

Hitler DID have some good ideas, though!


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Yeah, but the VW bug doesn't quite outweigh some of his worse ideas.

Scarab Sages

*passionately attempts to justify the Crusades and defend the character of the Crusaders as though doing so makes any sense at all in the 21st Century*


*Points to the actions of ISIS, ISIL, Boko Haram, Al Queda, the Taliban, etc., as an indication that maybe some sort of Crusade might be warranted in the 21st century.*

Scarab Sages

*Points out that most of those groups owe their existence and appeal to 'some sort of Crusade'*


*I suppose it might depend on how one defines the term, "Crusade". Regardless, the unfortunate truth is that people have been killing each other for one reason or another as long as there have been people. A sad situation which I don't see changing for the better any time soon.*

Scarab Sages

I don't know, you been to Europe lately? If that place can find a way to get its act together, there's no reason to think the rest of us can't as well (also, while there is of course still controversy, the anthropological data presents a pretty serious challenge to the "humans have always been murderous barbarians" line).


Time will tell, but Europe may turn out to be not as great an example as you think it is. For the past few centuries we seem to have had a major war every few decades or so. I'm afraid we're just about due for one now. I'm not sure about what new anthropological data you're referring to as I haven't worked in my field for a while, but the info I'm familiar with would tend to give one a pessimistic outlook.

Scarab Sages

This much I have learned: War is politics by other means, and in politics, reality is determined by fiat. If people believe war is inevitable, it probably is - and the same goes for the belief that war is inconceivable. History can be viewed as having cyclical elements and predictable patterns, but the dissonant staccato of the long term is more profound. Humanity is a hospital patient who is once again learning how to walk. Pain and lapses are to be expected, and the way forward can seem too grim to bear, but people learn - and when people learn enough, things change.


What just happened? Sh*t just got real!

Here's the only advice that matters!

Scarab Sages

*berates Lurking Gnome for poor dental hygiene, then uses that to segue into wholly gratuitous Holocaust joke*


*Uses information from a conspiracy theory website to prove that Lurking Gnome is both Adolph Hitler's great grandson and a molester of barnyard animals.*


Aren't we all?

Scarab Sages

9-11.


Kreepy Kajehase wrote:
Aren't we all?

Well, I'm not related to Hitler. But as a chaos spreading Slaad just about anything is fair game. ;-)


@IHIYC: Really? My teeth? *Pulls rotting wooden teeth out to inspect* Nope! All the worms are right where I left 'em! *points to one* See that one there? I got it from eating a goat! And we're not talking about the kind of eating that nourishes you!

@Ceasar Slaad: Haeil Ceasar the reincarntion of Grandpa Adolf!


Well, if you're my grandson then ...

*Spanks Lurking Gnome with a paddle like the misbehaving brat he is. Sends him to bed with no supper and no goat.*

Dark Archive

Starts an "Am I the only one who hates thread"


*Throws a piece of pie*
ALL OF YOU ARE PEOPLE WITH PIE ON THEM


Phillip D. Rogatkin wrote:

*Throws a piece of pie*

ALL OF YOU ARE PEOPLE WITH PIE ON THEM

*Dodges nimbly out of the way.*

You'll need a lot more pie than just one piece to make that happen.

Scarab Sages

*posts entirely non-sequitur, but stunningly well thought-out, polemic about the probable stances that various Disney characters would take on contemporary political issues*


You're just being Goofy.

Dronf!

Scarab Sages

SPQR!


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Walks into thread with a can of gasoline and begins spreading it all over.


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Lights the gasoline with a match.

Walks away with a smug look.

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Lurking Gnome wrote:

Lights the gasoline with a match.

Walks away with a smug look.

I just opened the thread, and "accidentally" gave the fuel fresh oxygen.


Mwahahahahahah!


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*Looks at the thread title. Reads the contents. Shakes head.*
War. War never changes.


Long rant about caster/martial disparity


Makes rude suggestion about Flamewar's mother's profession.

Scarab Sages

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*likens people who disagree with bandwagon du jour to Alex Jones* Because I've actually seen this.


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*states that since the previous poster once, four years ago, posted something inconsidered to kobolds in the All nonhumans are scum thread, he obviously doesn't know what he's talking about*

Scarab Sages

*reads some damning character defect into another poster based on their choice of avatar*


*something clinically useless and devoid of relevance, but probably intended as levity*

Scarab Sages

*obscure reference that would be very clever if only anyone else got it*

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

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::Mocks the OP.::


*statement to the effect that this thread has gone on for several years, implying a lack of mental faculties in everyone still posting in it*


Sissyl wrote:
*statement to the effect that this thread has gone on for several years, implying a lack of mental faculties in everyone still posting in it*

*berates Sissyl for trying to bring to an end such a long running gag.*

For shame! Think of the children! :p


::something offensive, something, something, refuses to actually read other posts, something even more offensive::


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Points out obvious the fact that the past three posters are necro'ing a thread in a condescending manner.

Scarab Sages

*claims objective correctness that only stupid people could possibly disagree with because MAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!1*


Brings up some straw argument based upon some minor part of a discussion and focuses on that one part and blows it completely out of proportion avoiding the crux of the persons original thought.

Scarab Sages

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*blatantly mean and stupid Internet stock response that everyone nonetheless seems to think is okay*


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*pretends to be John Kretzer*

Silver Crusade

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*makes sign language gesture that EVERYONE is familiar with*

Dark Archive

Like, everyone in this thread is part of the rat race!

Free Gandhi, free love, and all that other stuff!

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