"Glad to help man. Be good, ladies," he says as he waves over his shoulder and heads to the Omniportal.Thanks, D-Man! Don't take any wooden coconuts!Devlyn finishes his coffee, then heads over to JH.
"Okay big guy, now that everyone appears to be awake (and nobody appears to have too much alcohol poisoning), I think I'll head back for a wee bit of peace and quiet at the Oasis. But let me know if you need any more help here - it was definitely fun!" he says with a wicked grin.
byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!
byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!"Glad to help man. Be good, ladies," he says as he waves over his shoulder and heads to the Omniportal.Thanks, D-Man! Don't take any wooden coconuts!Devlyn finishes his coffee, then heads over to JH.
"Okay big guy, now that everyone appears to be awake (and nobody appears to have too much alcohol poisoning), I think I'll head back for a wee bit of peace and quiet at the Oasis. But let me know if you need any more help here - it was definitely fun!" he says with a wicked grin.
and ME!!!!!
and ME!!!!!byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!"Glad to help man. Be good, ladies," he says as he waves over his shoulder and heads to the Omniportal.Thanks, D-Man! Don't take any wooden coconuts!Devlyn finishes his coffee, then heads over to JH.
"Okay big guy, now that everyone appears to be awake (and nobody appears to have too much alcohol poisoning), I think I'll head back for a wee bit of peace and quiet at the Oasis. But let me know if you need any more help here - it was definitely fun!" he says with a wicked grin.
Or better yet, both of us! *wink*
Or better yet, both of us! *wink*and ME!!!!!
byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!
A mischevious smile back, and through the portal he goes...
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night.
Of course that nymph sandwich I had last night was pretty hot too.
Or better yet, both of us! *wink*and ME!!!!!
byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!
A mischevious smile back, and through the portal he goes...
Oh, yes. He was good. Real good. And so friendly......
{Gates in wearing short LBD, strappy heels, and sparkly choker (collar)} Lucy, I'm home- Wait, this isn't Slaad Central...
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night.
Of course that nymph sandwich I had last night was pretty hot too.
Hmmm, I think I could stay for a little while.
{Summons Celestial Messenger; celestial pigeon arrives} Stop by the Celestial Thread, find the barkeeper, and have him send over some refreshments. {messenger pigeon leaves}
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night. But we were kinda occupied at the time. Do any of you remember which Jack it was with? Whoever it was, he left before we woke up this morning.
Oh, goody, coffee!
*the girls consume coffee with the same intensity they consume alcohol*
*looks at LJ*
Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.
I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.
OMG almost 300 post in ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can call this the best Club House EVAH!!!!
*tears of proud joy*...
Thou I feel completely out of the loop now :P
*Sits with Callous Jack and watch from afar*
A beer Mr CJack?
EDIT: I believe we are very close to get cut and start a No2 thread... the same happened to the Untitled thread
After yesterday a No2 thread should probably be titled the Naughty Jack Cult. ;)
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night.Of course that nymph sandwich I had last night was pretty hot too.
*giggle*
{Gates in wearing short LBD, strappy heels, and sparkly choker (collar)} Lucy, I'm home- Wait, this isn't Slaad Central...
Ambrosia! Hi, glad to see you could make it.
I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night. But we were kinda occupied at the time. Do any of you remember which Jack it was with? Whoever it was, he left before we woke up this morning.
Oh, goody, coffee!
*the girls consume coffee with the same intensity they consume alcohol*
*looks at LJ*
Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.
Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night.Of course that nymph sandwich I had last night was pretty hot too.
Triple-layer!
Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...
** spoiler omitted **
Images?
*groans*
I signed the release forms didn't I?
Hello, Lynora-Jill! Wow, the Jacks throw down better than Dionysus's followers in Arborea!
*looks at LJ* Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.
I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.
{blushes} Maybe what happens at the PlayJack Mansion stays at the PlayJack Mansion?
Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...
** spoiler omitted **
Images?
*groans*
I signed the release forms didn't I?
Yep. Our insurance requires all 'participants' sign them. The lawyer already took them away, along with the masters.
But, there're always 'negotiations'...
Alcohol + beautiful girls + rockin' tunes + the ruggedly handsome Jacks = One helluva party!
Cheers to that! And whatever other reason we can came up with
*drinks heg of PBR*
BUUUUUUURP!
Oh, there ladies present, exqueeze me
{arrives in steam-powered truck, starts unloading two dozen kegs of beer}
{glances around enviously} D*mn it, why am I stuck working tonight?! {goes back to unloading truck}
Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...
** spoiler omitted **
Images?
*groans*
I signed the release forms didn't I?
Yep. Our insurance requires all 'participants' sign them. The lawyer already took them away, along with the masters.
But, there're always 'negotiations'...
So exactly what sort of negotiations are we talking about here?
Hello, Lynora-Jill! Wow, the Jacks throw down better than Dionysus's followers in Arborea!
*looks at LJ* Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.{blushes} Maybe what happens at the PlayJack Mansion stays at the PlayJack Mansion?
Well, it would if someone would stop videotaping it.
{arrives in steam-powered truck, starts unloading two dozen kegs of beer}
{glances around enviously} D*mn it, why am I stuck working tonight?! {goes back to unloading truck}
Hi!
*waves*
{arrives in steam-powered truck, starts unloading two dozen kegs of beer}
{glances around enviously} D*mn it, why am I stuck working tonight?! {goes back to unloading truck}
Maybe you should call in sick.
*giggle*
{arrives in steam-powered truck, starts unloading two dozen kegs of beer}
{glances around enviously} D*mn it, why am I stuck working tonight?! {goes back to unloading truck}
Work? What's work?
{monotone:} Your drink, miss. {hands over Irish Coffee to Ambrosia}
{floats up to Lynora-Jill} Would you care for a drink, miss?
Oh, um, thanks. Yeah, some more coffee would be nice.
Well, it would if someone would stop videotaping it.Hello, Lynora-Jill! Wow, the Jacks throw down better than Dionysus's followers in Arborea!
*looks at LJ* Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.{blushes} Maybe what happens at the PlayJack Mansion stays at the PlayJack Mansion?
Gotta pay for the bus limo somehow.
So exactly what sort of negotiations are we talking about here?Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...
** spoiler omitted **
Images?
*groans*
I signed the release forms didn't I?
Yep. Our insurance requires all 'participants' sign them. The lawyer already took them away, along with the masters.
But, there're always 'negotiations'...
Well, it's all really complicated stuff you see...You can almost see the gears turning
Oh, yes. He was good. Real good. And so friendly......Or better yet, both of us! *wink*and ME!!!!!
byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!A mischevious smile back, and through the portal he goes...
So exactly what sort of negotiations are we talking about here?Well, it's all really complicated stuff you see...You can almost see the gears turning
Complicated like the dressing room the other day or more complicated than that?
Oh, um, thanks. Yeah, some more coffee would be nice.{returns with non-alcoholic coffee, sugar bowl, and creamer} Your drink, miss.
Thank you!
Hi! *waves*
Maybe you should call in sick. *giggle*
{duct tape manages to hold jaw shut, goggles keep eyes from popping out, but nothing stops the steam coming from his ears}
Homina-homina-homina...
{pokes Dalesman repeatedly, but he has a far-off glazed look in his eyes. Moves on...}
{floats up to celestial nymph} Would you care for a drink, miss?
I always enjoy a drink, Muffy says amiably.
What about you two? she asks her identical sisters, Mindy and Molly.
Molly, stop tormenting the delivery driver. He obviously can't handle it.
Molly pouts.
Molly, stop tormenting the delivery driver. He obviously can't handle it.
Molly pouts.
Sorry miss, er-, misses. I can't call in sick. The gnomes are a little slow upstairs, but they eventually figured out golems don't get sick.
Also, I need the hours... I adopted three little modrons from that Slaadi Struthers program and they need taking care of.
Molly, stop tormenting the delivery driver. He obviously can't handle it.
Molly pouts.
Sorry miss, er-, misses. I can't call in sick. The gnomes are a little slow upstairs, but they eventually figured out golems don't get sick.
Also, I need the hours... I adopted three little modrons from that Slaadi Struthers program and they need taking care of.
Oh, that's so cute! You should bring them by sometime.
Oh, that's so cute! You should bring them by sometime.
They're pretty literal and completely lawful, so it takes constant watching to keep them out of trouble. Hopefully they'll grow out of it.
Oh, that's so cute! You should bring them by sometime.They're pretty literal and completely lawful, so it takes constant watching to keep them out of trouble. Hopefully they'll grow out of it.
So who's watching them while you're at work? And I really would love to meet them.
A small modron peeks out of the beer delivery van cab
So who's watching them while you're at work? And I really would love to meet them.
They're at daycare back at the brewery. {turns suddenly... thought he saw something moving in the beer truck cab, but sees nothing now}
They're at daycare back at the brewery. {turns suddenly... thought he saw something moving in the beer truck cab, but sees nothing now}
{another small modron peeks out of cab}
Groans and rolls over
Man whatta party!
A small modron peeks out of the beer delivery van cab
{peeks over dash, sticks out tongue at O.L.L.I., bonks W.A.L.L.I. on the head}
Thanks for the drinks, Muffy says to the unseen servant.
A small modron peeks out of the beer delivery van cab{peeks over dash, sticks out tongue at O.L.L.I., bonks W.A.L.L.I. on the head}
Oh, you darling little things!
*reaches into cab and pulls out a modron*
You are just the cutest!
Rubs his eyes
Did I see what I think I saw or am I still working off those D&S shooters from last night?
Over to Unseen Servant
Yeah, I'll take an eye-opener. I need it.
You are just the cutest!
The modron bleeps
'Cute' is a chaotic construct predicated on vagaries of personal taste. This unit prefers 'well constructed' as a compliment.
He bleeps again
this unit is appellated O.L.L.I. What is your appelation, well-constructed human?
...this unit is appellated O.L.L.I. What is your appelation, well-constructed human?
{jealous, throws pencil at O.L.L.I.}