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The Dalesman wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:

Devlyn finishes his coffee, then heads over to JH.

"Okay big guy, now that everyone appears to be awake (and nobody appears to have too much alcohol poisoning), I think I'll head back for a wee bit of peace and quiet at the Oasis. But let me know if you need any more help here - it was definitely fun!" he says with a wicked grin.

Thanks, D-Man! Don't take any wooden coconuts!
"Glad to help man. Be good, ladies," he says as he waves over his shoulder and heads to the Omniportal.

byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!


Priestess of Discord wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:

Devlyn finishes his coffee, then heads over to JH.

"Okay big guy, now that everyone appears to be awake (and nobody appears to have too much alcohol poisoning), I think I'll head back for a wee bit of peace and quiet at the Oasis. But let me know if you need any more help here - it was definitely fun!" he says with a wicked grin.

Thanks, D-Man! Don't take any wooden coconuts!
"Glad to help man. Be good, ladies," he says as he waves over his shoulder and heads to the Omniportal.
byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!

and ME!!!!!


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:

Devlyn finishes his coffee, then heads over to JH.

"Okay big guy, now that everyone appears to be awake (and nobody appears to have too much alcohol poisoning), I think I'll head back for a wee bit of peace and quiet at the Oasis. But let me know if you need any more help here - it was definitely fun!" he says with a wicked grin.

Thanks, D-Man! Don't take any wooden coconuts!
"Glad to help man. Be good, ladies," he says as he waves over his shoulder and heads to the Omniportal.
byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!
and ME!!!!!

Or better yet, both of us! *wink*


Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:


byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!
and ME!!!!!
Or better yet, both of us! *wink*

A mischevious smile back, and through the portal he goes...

And time for me to head home. Have a good night everybody! :)


celestial nymph wrote:
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night.

Of course that nymph sandwich I had last night was pretty hot too.


The Dalesman wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:


byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!
and ME!!!!!
Or better yet, both of us! *wink*

A mischevious smile back, and through the portal he goes...

And time for me to head home. Have a good night everybody! :)

Oh, yes. He was good. Real good. And so friendly......


{Gates in wearing short LBD, strappy heels, and sparkly choker (collar)} Lucy, I'm home- Wait, this isn't Slaad Central...

celestial nymph wrote:
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night.
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Of course that nymph sandwich I had last night was pretty hot too.

Hmmm, I think I could stay for a little while.

{Summons Celestial Messenger; celestial pigeon arrives} Stop by the Celestial Thread, find the barkeeper, and have him send over some refreshments. {messenger pigeon leaves}


Priestess of Discord wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:

Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night. But we were kinda occupied at the time. Do any of you remember which Jack it was with? Whoever it was, he left before we woke up this morning.

Oh, goody, coffee!

*the girls consume coffee with the same intensity they consume alcohol*

*looks at LJ*

Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.

I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.


Frat Jack wrote:

OMG almost 300 post in ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can call this the best Club House EVAH!!!!

*tears of proud joy*...

Thou I feel completely out of the loop now :P

*Sits with Callous Jack and watch from afar*

A beer Mr CJack?

EDIT: I believe we are very close to get cut and start a No2 thread... the same happened to the Untitled thread

After yesterday a No2 thread should probably be titled the Naughty Jack Cult. ;)


Priestess of Discord wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night.
Of course that nymph sandwich I had last night was pretty hot too.

*giggle*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{Gates in wearing short LBD, strappy heels, and sparkly choker (collar)} Lucy, I'm home- Wait, this isn't Slaad Central...

Ambrosia! Hi, glad to see you could make it.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:

Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night. But we were kinda occupied at the time. Do any of you remember which Jack it was with? Whoever it was, he left before we woke up this morning.

Oh, goody, coffee!

*the girls consume coffee with the same intensity they consume alcohol*

*looks at LJ*

Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.

I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.

Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...

Spoiler:
...for free!


Priestess of Discord wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Oh, hey, Warforged Jack. And PoD. And El-Lina. We saw you two really heating up the dance floor last night.
Of course that nymph sandwich I had last night was pretty hot too.

Triple-layer!


Jack Hammer wrote:

Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...

** spoiler omitted **

Images?

*groans*

I signed the release forms didn't I?


Hello, Lynora-Jill! Wow, the Jacks throw down better than Dionysus's followers in Arborea!

Priestess of Discord wrote:
*looks at LJ* Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.
lynora-Jill wrote:
I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.

{blushes} Maybe what happens at the PlayJack Mansion stays at the PlayJack Mansion?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...

** spoiler omitted **

Images?

*groans*

I signed the release forms didn't I?

Yep. Our insurance requires all 'participants' sign them. The lawyer already took them away, along with the masters.

But, there're always 'negotiations'...


Jack Hammer wrote:
Alcohol + beautiful girls + rockin' tunes + the ruggedly handsome Jacks = One helluva party!

Cheers to that! And whatever other reason we can came up with

*drinks heg of PBR*

BUUUUUUURP!

Oh, there ladies present, exqueeze me


{arrives in steam-powered truck, starts unloading two dozen kegs of beer}

{glances around enviously} D*mn it, why am I stuck working tonight?! {goes back to unloading truck}


{monotone:} Your drink, miss. {hands over Irish Coffee to Ambrosia}

{floats up to Lynora-Jill} Would you care for a drink, miss?


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...

** spoiler omitted **

Images?

*groans*

I signed the release forms didn't I?

Yep. Our insurance requires all 'participants' sign them. The lawyer already took them away, along with the masters.

But, there're always 'negotiations'...

So exactly what sort of negotiations are we talking about here?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Hello, Lynora-Jill! Wow, the Jacks throw down better than Dionysus's followers in Arborea!

Priestess of Discord wrote:
*looks at LJ* Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.
lynora-Jill wrote:
I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.
{blushes} Maybe what happens at the PlayJack Mansion stays at the PlayJack Mansion?

Well, it would if someone would stop videotaping it.


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:

{arrives in steam-powered truck, starts unloading two dozen kegs of beer}

{glances around enviously} D*mn it, why am I stuck working tonight?! {goes back to unloading truck}

Hi!

*waves*


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:

{arrives in steam-powered truck, starts unloading two dozen kegs of beer}

{glances around enviously} D*mn it, why am I stuck working tonight?! {goes back to unloading truck}

Maybe you should call in sick.

*giggle*


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:

{arrives in steam-powered truck, starts unloading two dozen kegs of beer}

{glances around enviously} D*mn it, why am I stuck working tonight?! {goes back to unloading truck}

Work? What's work?


Unseen Servant wrote:

{monotone:} Your drink, miss. {hands over Irish Coffee to Ambrosia}

{floats up to Lynora-Jill} Would you care for a drink, miss?

Oh, um, thanks. Yeah, some more coffee would be nice.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Hello, Lynora-Jill! Wow, the Jacks throw down better than Dionysus's followers in Arborea!

Priestess of Discord wrote:
*looks at LJ* Not just hot on the dance floor. Until she passed out on us.
lynora-Jill wrote:
I, er, I mean, we were....oh my.
{blushes} Maybe what happens at the PlayJack Mansion stays at the PlayJack Mansion?
Well, it would if someone would stop videotaping it.

Gotta pay for the bus limo somehow.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Don't worry. I won't share the images with anyone else...

** spoiler omitted **

Images?

*groans*

I signed the release forms didn't I?

Yep. Our insurance requires all 'participants' sign them. The lawyer already took them away, along with the masters.

But, there're always 'negotiations'...

So exactly what sort of negotiations are we talking about here?

Well, it's all really complicated stuff you see...You can almost see the gears turning

heading home, then braving the elements to see the Tigers tonite.


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:


byeeeeeeee! Don't forget to call me!
and ME!!!!!
Or better yet, both of us! *wink*

A mischevious smile back, and through the portal he goes...

And time for me to head home. Have a good night everybody! :)

Oh, yes. He was good. Real good. And so friendly......

She makes it sound like I did something...unseemly [gasp]. I've no idea what you're talking about... :)

And now back to RL game prep before I get sucked in again... :P


lynora-Jill wrote:
Oh, um, thanks. Yeah, some more coffee would be nice.

{returns with non-alcoholic coffee, sugar bowl, and creamer} Your drink, miss.


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


So exactly what sort of negotiations are we talking about here?

Well, it's all really complicated stuff you see...You can almost see the gears turning

heading home, then braving the elements to see the Tigers tonite.

Complicated like the dressing room the other day or more complicated than that?

Have fun!


Unseen Servant wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Oh, um, thanks. Yeah, some more coffee would be nice.
{returns with non-alcoholic coffee, sugar bowl, and creamer} Your drink, miss.

Thank you!


lynora-Jill wrote:
Hi! *waves*
celestial nymph wrote:
Maybe you should call in sick. *giggle*

{duct tape manages to hold jaw shut, goggles keep eyes from popping out, but nothing stops the steam coming from his ears}

Homina-homina-homina...


The Dalesman wrote:
And now back to RL game prep before I get sucked in again... :P

{pokes Dalesman repeatedly, but he has a far-off glazed look in his eyes. Moves on...}

{floats up to celestial nymph} Would you care for a drink, miss?


Unseen Servant wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
And now back to RL game prep before I get sucked in again... :P

{pokes Dalesman repeatedly, but he has a far-off glazed look in his eyes. Moves on...}

{floats up to celestial nymph} Would you care for a drink, miss?

I always enjoy a drink, Muffy says amiably.

What about you two? she asks her identical sisters, Mindy and Molly.

Molly, stop tormenting the delivery driver. He obviously can't handle it.

Molly pouts.


celestial nymph Muffy wrote:

Molly, stop tormenting the delivery driver. He obviously can't handle it.

Molly pouts.

Sorry miss, er-, misses. I can't call in sick. The gnomes are a little slow upstairs, but they eventually figured out golems don't get sick.

Also, I need the hours... I adopted three little modrons from that Slaadi Struthers program and they need taking care of.


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:
celestial nymph Muffy wrote:

Molly, stop tormenting the delivery driver. He obviously can't handle it.

Molly pouts.

Sorry miss, er-, misses. I can't call in sick. The gnomes are a little slow upstairs, but they eventually figured out golems don't get sick.

Also, I need the hours... I adopted three little modrons from that Slaadi Struthers program and they need taking care of.

Oh, that's so cute! You should bring them by sometime.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Oh, that's so cute! You should bring them by sometime.

They're pretty literal and completely lawful, so it takes constant watching to keep them out of trouble. Hopefully they'll grow out of it.


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Oh, that's so cute! You should bring them by sometime.
They're pretty literal and completely lawful, so it takes constant watching to keep them out of trouble. Hopefully they'll grow out of it.

So who's watching them while you're at work? And I really would love to meet them.


A small modron peeks out of the beer delivery van cab


lynora-Jill wrote:
So who's watching them while you're at work? And I really would love to meet them.

They're at daycare back at the brewery. {turns suddenly... thought he saw something moving in the beer truck cab, but sees nothing now}


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:
They're at daycare back at the brewery. {turns suddenly... thought he saw something moving in the beer truck cab, but sees nothing now}

{another small modron peeks out of cab}


Groans and rolls over

Man whatta party!


{floats up to celestial nymph Muffy} Your drink, Miss. {leaves two extra cocktails for distracted Molly and Mindy.}

{floats up to Malice Jack} Would you care for a drink, sir?


O.L.L.I wrote:
A small modron peeks out of the beer delivery van cab

{peeks over dash, sticks out tongue at O.L.L.I., bonks W.A.L.L.I. on the head}


Thanks for the drinks, Muffy says to the unseen servant.


S.Ta.N. wrote:
O.L.L.I wrote:
A small modron peeks out of the beer delivery van cab
{peeks over dash, sticks out tongue at O.L.L.I., bonks W.A.L.L.I. on the head}

Oh, you darling little things!

*reaches into cab and pulls out a modron*

You are just the cutest!


Rubs his eyes

Did I see what I think I saw or am I still working off those D&S shooters from last night?

Over to Unseen Servant

Yeah, I'll take an eye-opener. I need it.


lynora-Jill wrote:

You are just the cutest!

The modron bleeps

'Cute' is a chaotic construct predicated on vagaries of personal taste. This unit prefers 'well constructed' as a compliment.

He bleeps again

this unit is appellated O.L.L.I. What is your appelation, well-constructed human?


O.L.L.I wrote:
...this unit is appellated O.L.L.I. What is your appelation, well-constructed human?

{jealous, throws pencil at O.L.L.I.}

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