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A tanned stunning strawberry blonde in a blinding white thong bikini with tattooed designs all over her exposed flesh zips in

Hey guys, got room in the hot tub? Hey! Lynora-Jill! It's been ages!

Drops into pool next to LJ


Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:

A tanned stunning strawberry blonde in a blinding white thong bikini with tattooed designs all over her exposed flesh zips in

Hey guys, got room in the hot tub? Hey! Lynora-Jill! It's been ages!

Drops into pool next to LJ

Hello, nurse!


Everybody fears the Jacks,


They take no sh!t, they take no crap.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Everybody fears the Jacks,

With good reason. MUHAHAHAHAHA!


Everybody fears the Jacks.


Thank you, thank you very much.


Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:

A tanned stunning strawberry blonde in a blinding white thong bikini with tattooed designs all over her exposed flesh zips in

Hey guys, got room in the hot tub? Hey! Lynora-Jill! It's been ages!

Drops into pool next to LJ

Well, hi there honey.


Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:

A tanned stunning strawberry blonde in a blinding white thong bikini with tattooed designs all over her exposed flesh zips in

Hey guys, got room in the hot tub? Hey! Lynora-Jill! It's been ages!

Drops into pool next to LJ

Hmmm...did this hot tub just get hotter?


So, does anyone know what Panama's getting built this time?


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:

A tanned stunning strawberry blonde in a blinding white thong bikini with tattooed designs all over her exposed flesh zips in

Hey guys, got room in the hot tub? Hey! Lynora-Jill! It's been ages!

Drops into pool next to LJ

Hmmm...did this hot tub just get hotter?

Probably can turn off the bubbles. The water's boiling on its own.


Time for Dark & Stormys!

Who's thirsty?


Jack Hammer wrote:

Time for Dark & Stormys!

Who's thirsty?

I'll take a half-dozen!


Jack Hammer wrote:

Time for Dark & Stormys!

Who's thirsty?

Heavy on the rum for mine, thanks.


Jack Hammer wrote:

Time for Dark & Stormys!

Who's thirsty?

One for me, and for each of these lovely ladies.


Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:

A tanned stunning strawberry blonde in a blinding white thong bikini with tattooed designs all over her exposed flesh zips in

Hey guys, got room in the hot tub? Hey! Lynora-Jill! It's been ages!

Drops into pool next to LJ

Hey! Good to see you!

*giggle*

I'm kinda drunk. Have been for...I don't remember now. Couple days? It's a good party.


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Time for Dark & Stormys!

Who's thirsty?

One for me, and for each of these lovely ladies.

One for me too? This water is really hot and I'm getting so thristy.


lynora-Jill wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Time for Dark & Stormys!

Who's thirsty?

One for me, and for each of these lovely ladies.
One for me too? This water is really hot and I'm getting so thristy.

Sure thing, lass.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:

A tanned stunning strawberry blonde in a blinding white thong bikini with tattooed designs all over her exposed flesh zips in

Hey guys, got room in the hot tub? Hey! Lynora-Jill! It's been ages!

Drops into pool next to LJ

Hey! Good to see you!

*giggle*

I'm kinda drunk. Have been for...I don't remember now. Couple days? It's a good party.

Couple of days? We're just getting started then.

undoes her top and throws it at General Jack.


*downs the Dark&Stormy and gets out of the hot tub*

Now where did that shirt go? Why does it keep disappearing?


JH thinks to himself, The tour bus was a good idea


Oh, here's my shirt. Someone put it underneath this chair. Don't know why.

*pulls wet t-shirt on*

Time to dance!


lynora-Jill wrote:

*downs the Dark&Stormy and gets out of the hot tub*

Now where did that shirt go? Why does it keep disappearing?

JH passes her a towel the size of a bar napkin, for modesty


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

*downs the Dark&Stormy and gets out of the hot tub*

Now where did that shirt go? Why does it keep disappearing?

JH passes her a towel the size of a bar napkin, for modesty

Hey Hammer! You were going to write a script for us.

You're still wearing my top as a thinking cap.


El-Lina, come and dance with me!


lynora-Jill wrote:
El-Lina, come and dance with me!

Sure. The cat seems to have Hammer's tongue.

Gets out of hot tub and snatches her top off JH's head, and puts it on.

Sometimes the girls need support.


*starts dancing with El-Lina*

Hey, you're a good dancer!


Come on, Alaina. Let's heat up the dance floor.

gets out of the hot tub and heads to the floor


lynora-Jill wrote:

*starts dancing with El-Lina*

Hey, you're a good dancer!

I always respond well to a good partner.


PoD and El-lina take up sides and make an LJ dance sandwich.


Priestess of Discord wrote:
PoD and El-lina take up sides and make an LJ dance sandwich.

Bet that beer delivery guy will buy a hundred copies of this DVD.


The tempo speeds up.

I love this song. I should go to the clubs with you guys more often.


*downs another jello shot and goes back to dancing, totally oblivious to how handsy the other two are being*


lynora-Jill wrote:
*downs another jello shot and goes back to dancing, totally oblivious to how handsy the other two are being*

hands? how common...


Priestess of Discord wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
*downs another jello shot and goes back to dancing, totally oblivious to how handsy the other two are being*
hands? how common...

o.O


Who let the Jacks out?!


Who, who, who, who?


Who let the Jills out?


Jack Hammer wrote:
Who let the Jills out?

I like it when the Jills get let out.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Who let the Jills out?

*giggles*

Nobody had to let us out. It's not like we're kept in cages between parties.

Hey! That's getting a little personal! she says to PoD.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Who let the Jills out?

*giggles*

Nobody had to let us out. It's not like we're kept in cages between parties.

Hey! That's getting a little personal! she says to PoD.

Sorry, Pet. Let me slow it down a bit for you.

undulates slowly around LJ, teasing but not touching


Priestess of Discord wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Who let the Jills out?

*giggles*

Nobody had to let us out. It's not like we're kept in cages between parties.

Hey! That's getting a little personal! she says to PoD.

Sorry, Pet. Let me slow it down a bit for you.

undulates slowly around LJ, teasing but not touching

*giggles*

That's better.

*goes back to dancing between PoD and El-Lina*


Priestess of Discord wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Who let the Jills out?

*giggles*

Nobody had to let us out. It's not like we're kept in cages between parties.

Hey! That's getting a little personal! she says to PoD.

Sorry, Pet. Let me slow it down a bit for you.

undulates slowly around LJ, teasing but not touching

I know this game! See how close you can get without touching.


And you guys thought it was hot before...


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

undulates slowly around LJ, teasing but not touching

I know this game! See how close you can get without touching.

*giggles*

I don't think I've played this game before.


lynora-Jill wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

undulates slowly around LJ, teasing but not touching

I know this game! See how close you can get without touching.

*giggles*

I don't think I've played this game before.

LJ can feel the heat from their bodies, and brushes of their breath upon her neck.


I need another drink.


LJ is starting to look a little flushed.

How long does this game last? she says breathily. Cause I could really use a nice cold shower about now.


lynora-Jill wrote:

LJ is starting to look a little flushed.

How long does this game last? she says breathily. Cause I could really use a nice cold shower about now.

*giggle*

As long as you want...


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

LJ is starting to look a little flushed.

How long does this game last? she says breathily. Cause I could really use a nice cold shower about now.

*giggle*

As long as you want...

As long as you want...

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