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S.Ta.N. wrote:
O.L.L.I wrote:
...this unit is appellated O.L.L.I. What is your appelation, well-constructed human?
{jealous, throws pencil at O.L.L.I.}

There's no need to throw things! It's not nice!

Why don't you come out and introduce yourself instead.


{pokes phalangial manipulator into cigarette lighter socket} WHA-EEEEEEEEEEEP!

{shakes cranial unit, pokes manipulator in socket again} WHA-EEEEEEEEEEEP!


W.A.L.L.I. wrote:

{pokes phalangial manipulator into cigarette lighter socket} WHA-EEEEEEEEEEEP!

{shakes cranial unit, pokes manipulator in socket again} WHA-EEEEEEEEEEEP!

Oh, dear! Please stop doing that! You're going to hurt yourself if you don't!


lynora-Jill wrote:
There's no need to throw things! It's not nice!

{embarassedly beeps, hides behind truck door}

lynora-Jill wrote:
Why don't you come out and introduce yourself instead.

{peeks out window} Negative. Carbon-based sentients induce alarming emotive responses in this unit. {hides again}


S.Ta.N. wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
There's no need to throw things! It's not nice!

{embarassedly beeps, hides behind truck door}

lynora-Jill wrote:
Why don't you come out and introduce yourself instead.
{peeks out window} Negative. Carbon-based sentients induce alarming emotive responses in this unit. {hides again}

Oh, you poor thing. You're shy. That's okay. I won't hurt you. I promise. Won't you please come out and talk to me?


{finishes unloading truck, stacking kegs, and unpacking liquor bottles} Done. Now- {boggles at modrons in truck, hurries over}

Sorry Miss Lynora, I hope they didn't bother you too much.

{to W.A.L.L.I. and S.Ta.N.} Did you guys duct tape the nice lady gnome to her desk again?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Oh, you poor thing. You're shy. That's okay. I won't hurt you. I promise. Won't you please come out and talk to me?

{cautiously creeps out of truck, hurries past Father, hides behind Lynora's legs}

Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:
Did you guys duct tape the nice lady gnome to her desk again?

Negative. 'Duct-tape' was utilized to affix Gnome-unit to portal of waste elimination room. Query: Punishment imminent for these units?


{plugs into lighter socket again} WHA-EEEEEEEEEEEP!


W.A.L.L.I. wrote:
{plugs into lighter socket again} WHA-EEEEEEEEEEEP!

{sighs} You ate enough electricity at lunch. {picks up W.A.L.L.I.} If you don't stop, the battery wil be too drained to start the truck.


{suddenly rises up out of pool of shadow} He he he he- {watches Lynora, Jack, and little modrons} Ugh, that's too sickeningly cute to watch. {crawls over into corner and pukes}


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:

{finishes unloading truck, stacking kegs, and unpacking liquor bottles} Done. Now- {boggles at modrons in truck, hurries over}

Sorry Miss Lynora, I hope they didn't bother you too much.

{to W.A.L.L.I. and S.Ta.N.} Did you guys duct tape the nice lady gnome to her desk again?

They didn't bother me at all. They're adorable.


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:
W.A.L.L.I. wrote:
{plugs into lighter socket again} WHA-EEEEEEEEEEEP!
{sighs} You ate enough electricity at lunch. {picks up W.A.L.L.I.} If you don't stop, the battery wil be too drained to start the truck.

Oh, is that what he's doing? Well, I bet we have a generator or something around here somewhere if the little guys are hungry.

I'd be happy to watch them for you for a while if you'd like.


lynora-Jill wrote:
They didn't bother me at all. They're adorable.
{relieved}
lynora-Jill wrote:
I'd be happy to watch them for you for a while if you'd like.

Come on, guys, back in the truck. It's past time to go. {O.L.L.I. and S.Ta.N. reluctantly untangle themselves from Lynora and slowly climb back into truck}

{flustered, attempts to doff non-existant hat and smooth back non-existant hair} Sorry, miss. I need to straighten out whatever they did to poor Mrs. Underhill back in daycare, and make sure they get their naps. If they don't power down for at least 10-11 hours a day, they get awful cranky. You're welcome to stop by the daycare at the brewery if you'd like.

{climbs back into truck} It's ok guys. I'll swing by the garage and pick up another couple bottles of organic oil. And Mr Jansen editted another episode of BSG for you so the Cylons win. {little modrons cheer}

{drives back to brewery}


Malice Jack wrote:

Over to Unseen Servant

Yeah, I'll take an eye-opener. I need it.

Apologies sir, my original casting expired. {hands him two quart-sized mugs of beer}


It's too bad they couldn't stay longer. They were such cute little modrons.


lynora-Jill wrote:
It's too bad they couldn't stay longer. They were such cute little modrons.

I'm sure you'll see them again, especially since that Jack seems to be smitten with you.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
It's too bad they couldn't stay longer. They were such cute little modrons.
I'm sure you'll see them again, especially since that Jack seems to be smitten with you.

Really? He seems to have that reaction to all the girls.

*shrugs*

But the kids were adorable.


lynora-Jill wrote:

Really? He seems to have that reaction to all the girls.

*shrugs*

But the kids were adorable.

Oh sure, he's a Jack... he's gonna notice all the girls (except me {sigh}), especially the obvious ones. But he looks at you differently. Yeah, he's sweet on you.

Hey U.S.- {Unseen Servant wisks up} get me a Long Island Iced Tea, please?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Oh sure, he's a Jack... he's gonna notice all the girls (except me {sigh}), especially the obvious ones. But he looks at you differently. Yeah, he's sweet on you.

Hey U.S.- {Unseen Servant wisks up} get me a Long Island Iced Tea, please?

If you say so.

Hey, want to go for a swim?


lynora-Jill wrote:
If you say so.

Ask the other Jacks, they see it too. Any Jack (or girl) would be lucky to have you on their arm.

lynora-Jill wrote:
Hey, want to go for a swim?

OK. I knew I should've brought a bikini. {finishes Iced Tea, loosens straps on heels, falls on butt} Ooo, I think I had too much too fast. {giggles}


lynora-Jill wrote:
Hey, want to go for a swim?

{tugs rowboat out of the water, re-chlorinates pool, skims leaves from pool} The pool is ready, young misses.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Any Jack (or girl) would be lucky to have you on their arm.

*blush*

Thank you. That's very sweet of you to say.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I knew I should've brought a bikini.

That's okay. You can borrow one of mine.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{finishes Iced Tea, loosens straps on heels, falls on butt} Ooo, I think I had too much too fast. {giggles}

Oh, are you okay? Here, let me help you up.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{finishes shimmying out of dress, hops in pool in just bra and thong panties} Woooooo! Ooo, it's a little chilly.

Guess that means she's okay.

*shrug*

Gets in the water.

Yeah, you're right. This is cold.

*splashes Ambrosia Slaad and swims away*


lynora-Jill wrote:

Oh, are you okay? Here, let me help you up.

{still giggling, manages to stand with Lynora's help, picks up strappy heels, and wanders into cabana to try on bikini}

{shimmys out of dress, slips off thong and bra, does a little dance for probable hidden cameras, then puts on bikini} Darn, I'm smaller than her on top. {re-adjusts top strings and triangles, re-ties it} Better. {puts hair in scrunchie, poses for mirror} Looks like I'm ready.

{jogs out and hops in pool} Woooooo! Ooo, it's a little chilly.

Oops, ninja'ed again


lynora-Jill wrote:
*splashes Ambrosia Slaad and swims away*

{splashes back, starts giggling again}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
*splashes Ambrosia Slaad and swims away*
{splashes back, starts giggling again}

*giggles*

*splashes and swims away*

Continues with this game until they get tired.


lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggles*

*splashes and swims away*

Continues with this game until they get tired.

Thanks for the loaner bikini. Oooo, the stars are bright and twinkly. {snaps her fingers for unseen waiter, gets a couple flutes of champagne} Care for some champagne?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggles*

*splashes and swims away*

Continues with this game until they get tired.

Thanks for the loaner bikini. Oooo, the stars are bright and twinkly. {snaps her fingers for unseen waiter, gets a couple flutes of champagne} Care for some champagne?

Sure why not. Make mine a mimosa though. I like those better.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Sure why not. Make mine a mimosa though. I like those better.

{Unseen Servant returns with mimosa for Lynora-Jill} Thanks, Jeeves.

Oh, and thanks again for the sparkly choker. It's lovely. {blushes}


The Jacks are very quiet. Did they party too hard last night?

I like the quiet too though. {steals furtive glances at Lynora} Are you warm enough?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Sure why not. Make mine a mimosa though. I like those better.

{Unseen Servant returns with mimosa for Lynora-Jill} Thanks, Jeeves.

Oh, and thanks again for the sparkly choker. It's lovely. {blushes}

You're welcome. I'm glad you like it.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

The Jacks are very quiet. Did they party too hard last night?

I like the quiet too though. {steals furtive glances at Lynora} Are you warm enough?

Yeah, we usually get some quiet time after a big party like that. But don't worry. There'll be more parties. There always are around here.

Hmm? Oh yes, I am warm enough thanks. One of the advantages of being a half celestial I guess. I can feel temperature differences, but they don't usually effect me much. Otherwise it would be really difficult to wear a bikini all the time, she adds with a grin.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Hmm? Oh yes, I am warm enough thanks. One of the advantages of being a half celestial I guess. I can feel temperature differences, but they don't usually effect me much. Otherwise it would be really difficult to wear a bikini all the time, she adds with a grin.

It certainly suits you, pun intended.

{sighs} *Half celestial, but all angel*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Hmm? Oh yes, I am warm enough thanks. One of the advantages of being a half celestial I guess. I can feel temperature differences, but they don't usually effect me much. Otherwise it would be really difficult to wear a bikini all the time, she adds with a grin.

It certainly suits you, pun intended.

{sighs} *Half celestial, but all angel*

*laughs*

We can always head inside if you're cold. It's kinda loud cause of the construction, but it looks like they might be taking a lunch break.

Or there's the hot tub too.


lynora-Jill wrote:

*laughs*

We can always head inside if you're cold. It's kinda loud cause of the construction, but it looks like they might be taking a lunch break.

Or there's the hot tub too.

{blushes deep red} *Can she hear my thoughts?! Oh no, the naughty things I've been thinking. Quick, think pure, angelic things...*

{shivers} With all the alcohol and a long day, I'm sorry, I think I might turn in early tonight.

{considers Clubhouse} I think I'll lay down in the cabana for a while. I hate to leave you out here alone.


After a day of riveting and welding of the building frame, and unloading of the stone, the stonemasons begin supervising the placing of the stones.


{reluctantly leaves Lynora in pool and lays down in cabana}

brrrrr... {snuggles up in big fluffy towel and starts to drift off into sweet-and-a-little-naughty dreams}

Sorry to turn in early, Lady Lynora-Jill. Good night and pleasant dreams to you. :)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

*laughs*

We can always head inside if you're cold. It's kinda loud cause of the construction, but it looks like they might be taking a lunch break.

Or there's the hot tub too.

{blushes deep red} *Can she hear my thoughts?! Oh no, the naughty things I've been thinking. Quick, think pure, angelic things...*

{shivers} With all the alcohol and a long day, I'm sorry, I think I might turn in early tonight.

{considers Clubhouse} I think I'll lay down in the cabana for a while. I hate to leave you out here alone.

Okay. There's plenty of cabanas set up out here while the construction is going on.

*blushes as she remembers waking up naked in one this morning*

Dark Archive

Life throws you a curve ball some times. In case you did not hear, I got layed off today. After August 7th, I will no longer have a job.


David, really sorry to hear this. I wish I knew of something. Places I advise you to not apply: Princeton Charter School, NY Public City Schools. Any leads in the DFW area, per chance?


David Fryer wrote:
Life throws you a curve ball some times. In case you did not hear, I got layed off today. After August 7th, I will no longer have a job.

I am sorry to hear that, David. I wish you the best of luck in these trying times. I will also put you in my prayers.


David Fryer wrote:
Life throws you a curve ball some times. In case you did not hear, I got layed off today. After August 7th, I will no longer have a job.

Sorry to hear that David. As someone staring a Fall layoff in the puss I feel your pain. I hope you can find a new position soon.


David Fryer wrote:
Life throws you a curve ball some times. In case you did not hear, I got layed off today. After August 7th, I will no longer have a job.

I'm sorry, David. Add mine to the group of hopeful thoughts heading your way, sirrah. I hope a new opportunity arrives soon.

Scarab Sages

Just remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them for some delicious Hungry Jack® products. Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


So exactly what sort of negotiations are we talking about here?

Well, it's all really complicated stuff you see...You can almost see the gears turning

heading home, then braving the elements to see the Tigers tonite.

Complicated like the dressing room the other day or more complicated than that?

Have fun!

*wistful smile*

Much more complicated than that. It's not just a matter of editing you out of the clips, it's all the other actresses. You know, continuity of story and all that. It could ruin the entire project.


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Complicated like the dressing room the other day or more complicated than that?

*wistful smile*

Much more complicated than that. It's not just a matter of editing you out of the clips, it's all the other actresses. You know, continuity of story and all that. It could ruin the entire project.

So...exactly what would you have in mind as fair trade for putting your project in jeopardy?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


Complicated like the dressing room the other day or more complicated than that?

*wistful smile*

Much more complicated than that. It's not just a matter of editing you out of the clips, it's all the other actresses. You know, continuity of story and all that. It could ruin the entire project.

So...exactly what would you have in mind as fair trade for putting your project in jeopardy?

thing of the delivery guy's reaction to this question...lol

Hmmm...what would a Jack with an overactive imagination want? Must think.....with my brain.....


Jack Hammer wrote:

thing of the delivery guy's reaction to this question...lol

Hmmm...what would a Jack with an overactive imagination want? Must think.....with my brain.....

lol. Yeah, that's a funny picture. :)

Well, what other way would there be to think?

She leans a little closer as she says this.


Stand back - Jack accessing gray-matter. Please remain behind the yellow tape for your own safety. This is not a drill.... :P

We were starting to get worried about you. I hope last night went well!


Tigers threw another game away. Rain and humidity gave me a headache this morning. But, on the happy side, I'm off work after today for a mini-vacation to beautiful WV.

JH looks like he's trying to keep his cool as LJ gets closer. She sure does smell good...

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