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JH pours ice water on Warforged, and a small cloud of steam forms


lynora-Jill wrote:

LJ is starting to look a little flushed.

How long does this game last? she says breathily. Cause I could really use a nice cold shower about now.

You aren't the only one.


I ummm...what was I gonna say again?

Oh yeah...

*grabs another shot from the tray of a passing waiter and downs it*

Care to join me for a swim?

Or at least a less public location, she added breathily.


lynora-Jill wrote:

I ummm...what was I gonna say again?

Oh yeah...

*grabs another shot from the tray of a passing waiter and downs it*

Care to join me for a swim?

Or at least a less public location, she added breathily.

Yes!


lynora-Jill wrote:

I ummm...what was I gonna say again?

Oh yeah...

*grabs another shot from the tray of a passing waiter and downs it*

Care to join me for a swim?

Or at least a less public location, she added breathily.

Yes!


lynora-Jill wrote:

I ummm...what was I gonna say again?

Oh yeah...

*grabs another shot from the tray of a passing waiter and downs it*

Care to join me for a swim?

Or at least a less public location, she added breathily.

Yes!


Oh, hey, when did we get cabanas? she says walking past the pool.

In here...

*heads inside*


Warforged Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

I ummm...what was I gonna say again?

Oh yeah...

*grabs another shot from the tray of a passing waiter and downs it*

Care to join me for a swim?

Or at least a less public location, she added breathily.

Yes!

*smack*

She was talking to me!


lynora-Jill wrote:

Oh, hey, when did we get cabanas? she says walking past the pool.

In here...

*heads inside*

*PoD and El-lina follow*

[fade to black]


Jack Hammer wrote:
Warforged Jack wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

I ummm...what was I gonna say again?

Oh yeah...

*grabs another shot from the tray of a passing waiter and downs it*

Care to join me for a swim?

Or at least a less public location, she added breathily.

Yes!

*smack*

She was talking to me!

You idiots! She meant me!

*starts scuffle*


After a few moments of scuffling, the Jacks look up.

Where'd the girls go?


The sound of cranes lifting girders up on the beams and of riveting and welding fill the night air.


Well that was a good show.


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Oh, hey, when did we get cabanas? she says walking past the pool.

In here...

*heads inside*

*PoD and El-lina follow*

[fade to black]

PoD and El-lina come out in a huff

She passed out!


Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Oh, hey, when did we get cabanas? she says walking past the pool.

In here...

*heads inside*

*PoD and El-lina follow*

[fade to black]

PoD and El-lina come out in a huff

She passed out!

Lightweight!


JH listens

Yep. She snores like a Jack.


All through the night, the sound of construction continues, unabated.

The Jack complex continues to grow.

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El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Oh, hey, when did we get cabanas? she says walking past the pool.

In here...

*heads inside*

*PoD and El-lina follow*

[fade to black]

PoD and El-lina come out in a huff

She passed out!

Lightweight!

"Uh oh. Clean up in Cabana 3 - be right back, ladies."

Devlyn grabs a travois and gets LJ back to one of the 'recovery' rooms in the main building, then returns.


Whenever LJ rouses from her slumber she finds JH sitting back in a beach chair, and a bucket (thankfully empty) next to her head. She is covered by a beach towel. The smell of fresh coffee is refreshing.

EDIT: Ninja'd!


Who knows when the party ended. And for a few guests it looks like it hasn't.

Bodies are scattered about the grounds; golems, fleshies, and a few assorted intelligent animals. A cacaphony of snoring comes from the tour bus limo. Inside, Warforged is sleeping soundly with El-lina and PoD snuggling against him.

No one seems to be disturbed by the moise of the construction.

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A turntable still skips a record, lending a weird counterbalance to Malice's snores from somewhere underneath the DJ booth


Jack Hammer wrote:

Whenever LJ rouses from her slumber she finds JH sitting back in a beach chair, and a bucket (thankfully empty) next to her head. She is covered by a beach towel. The smell of fresh coffee is refreshing.

EDIT: Ninja'd!

Sorry for the ninja dude - Security mentality means watching out for everybody, neh? :)


The place looks like a battlefield (albeit a 'friendly' one) as Devlyn quietly picks his way through the aftermath of the party.

"Well I'm glad somebody here doesn't have to sleep," he chuckles to himself as he carfully cleans up the more hazardous messes scattered about the grounds.

"Now how did they manage to....nevermind. Don't wanna know...." ;P


The Dalesman wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Whenever LJ rouses from her slumber she finds JH sitting back in a beach chair, and a bucket (thankfully empty) next to her head. She is covered by a beach towel. The smell of fresh coffee is refreshing.

EDIT: Ninja'd!

Sorry for the ninja dude - Security mentality means watching out for everybody, neh? :)

;) No sweat. Great minds think alike. I opted to stay away from the clubhouse due to the construction. Figured the hammering wouldn't help the hangover. Gotta remember, these fleshies can't handle 3 days of binge drinking.


The Dalesman wrote:
The place looks like a battlefield (albeit a 'friendly' one) as Devlyn quietly picks his way through the aftermath of the party.

{He stubbles upon a dark figure quietly loading bottles of liquor and uneatten snacks into a large cooler} EEP! {the thief Gates away, taking the cooler and a keg of beer}


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
The place looks like a battlefield (albeit a 'friendly' one) as Devlyn quietly picks his way through the aftermath of the party.
{He stubbles upon a dark figure quietly loading bottles of liquor and uneatten snacks into a large cooler} EEP! {the thief Gates away, taking the cooler and a keg of beer}

A chair lands, embedded in the ground where the figure just was, as Devlyn swears quietly to himself.

"Bloody scavengers. Unreal," he mutters to himself as does a thorough sweep for more of them.

Any other stragglers will not be as lucky as Ambrosia Slaad ;)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
The place looks like a battlefield (albeit a 'friendly' one) as Devlyn quietly picks his way through the aftermath of the party.
{He stubbles upon a dark figure quietly loading bottles of liquor and uneatten snacks into a large cooler} EEP! {the thief Gates away, taking the cooler and a keg of beer}

Just as the thief gates away she is kicked in the rump by General Jack. Jacks have thief radar and cannot be caught flat-footed, steel-booted yes, flat-footed no.

Stupid thief. Stole the liqour bottles we used when the construction crew put the bathroom out of order. We had to pee somewhere.


Jack Hammer wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Whenever LJ rouses from her slumber she finds JH sitting back in a beach chair, and a bucket (thankfully empty) next to her head. She is covered by a beach towel. The smell of fresh coffee is refreshing.

EDIT: Ninja'd!

Sorry for the ninja dude - Security mentality means watching out for everybody, neh? :)
;) No sweat. Great minds think alike. I opted to stay away from the clubhouse due to the construction. Figured the hammering wouldn't help the hangover. Gotta remember, these fleshies can't handle 3 days of binge drinking.

Crap - I didn't realize that the clubhouse was getting the brunt of the renovation. We can just say there were some 'non-party' cabanas on the beach instead.


The Dalesman wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
The place looks like a battlefield (albeit a 'friendly' one) as Devlyn quietly picks his way through the aftermath of the party.
{He stubbles upon a dark figure quietly loading bottles of liquor and uneatten snacks into a large cooler} EEP! {the thief Gates away, taking the cooler and a keg of beer}

A chair lands, embedded in the ground where the figure just was, as Devlyn swears quietly to himself.

"Bloody scavengers. Unreal," he mutters to himself as does a thorough sweep for more of them.

Any other stragglers will not be as lucky as Ambrosia Slaad ;)

Raising his head from a rowboat in the middle of the pool,

"Not even pirates, they are. Of course it does look a bit like we've been chumming the grounds."


General J. Debauchery wrote:

Just as the thief gates away she is kicked in the rump by General Jack. Jacks have thief radar and cannot be caught flat-footed, steel-booted yes, flat-footed no.

Stupid thief. Stole the liqour bottles we used when the construction crew put the bathroom out of order. We had to pee somewhere.

"Nice," Devlyn chuckles. "That should be a fine deterrent to anyone else." :)


The Dalesman wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
The Dalesman wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Whenever LJ rouses from her slumber she finds JH sitting back in a beach chair, and a bucket (thankfully empty) next to her head. She is covered by a beach towel. The smell of fresh coffee is refreshing.

EDIT: Ninja'd!

Sorry for the ninja dude - Security mentality means watching out for everybody, neh? :)
;) No sweat. Great minds think alike. I opted to stay away from the clubhouse due to the construction. Figured the hammering wouldn't help the hangover. Gotta remember, these fleshies can't handle 3 days of binge drinking.
Crap - I didn't realize that the clubhouse was getting the brunt of the renovation. We can just say there were some 'non-party' cabanas on the beach instead.

Copa Cabanas?


Jack Hammer wrote:
Copa Cabanas?

Copious might be more accurate, but if you want Barry singing here, that's your call man... ;P


I thin we kilt LJ


The sun glints off of the frame of beams and girders that have been raised off the side of the estate where Panama Jack's rooms are. Most of the underground excavation seems to have been covered over by the constant stream of concrete being poured the day before and through the night. The displaced earth is being moved about the property as part of the new landscaping. Out by the front entrance, stonemasons are supervising the unloading of truck after truck of massive stone.


R. S. Powerhouse wrote:
The sun glints off of the frame of beams and girders that have been raised off the side of the estate where Panama Jack's rooms are. Most of the underground excavation seems to have been covered over by the constant stream of concrete being poured the day before and through the night. The displaced earth is being moved about the property as part of the new landscaping. Out by the front entrance, stonemasons are supervising the unloading of truck after truck of massive stone.

Got to hand it to Cousin Panama. He knows how to rock!


Warforged bumbles out of the tour bus.

I feel so cheap. Nah, not really.

Is that coffee fresh?


Warforged Jack wrote:

Warforged bumbles out of the tour bus.

I feel so cheap. Nah, not really.

Is that coffee fresh?

sitting by the edge of the pool, a fishing pole in his hand

Yeah. Help yourself.

Gotta hand it to you, Warforged. Didn't think anyone could slow down those two.


Jack Hammer wrote:
I thin we kilt LJ

Told you we needed some clerics ;)


Any stray people and objects left in the way of the construction crew's work have been diligently (and gently) moved by Devlyn. Once that is done, and all the other little problems have been dealt with, he finally grabs a cup of coffee for himself and stretches out on a lounge chair at the pool.

"Okay - I think I can actually take a coffee break now," he says with a grin.


A groan issues from the hot tub area. Alaina arises from the water, starkers, and looks about woozily.

OK, who make off with my bikini? Sunny G gave that to me, and it was a +5 Bikini of Blade Turning ... OWWW!

Looks at Acme at the bar

How's about a Bloody Mary Acme? I need a bit of the hair of the dog what bit me ...owwww


Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:

A groan issues from the hot tub area. Alaina arises from the water, starkers, and looks about woozily.

OK, who make off with my bikini? Sunny G gave that to me, and it was a +5 Bikini of Blade Turning ... OWWW!

Looks at Acme at the bar

How's about a Bloody Mary Acme? I need a bit of the hair of the dog what bit me ...owwww

"Bikini or not, everything goes great with dinner rolls."


Jack Hammer wrote:
I thin we kilt LJ
The Dalesman wrote:
Told you we needed some clerics ;)

{Gates in, leaving faint whiffs of patchouli and self-rightousness}

Make way, make way- {enters cabana, spys prone form of Lynora-Jill} Ah, here she is... {casts Extra-Strength Detox, then adds Liver Regeneration for good meaasure}


Alaina, the Fire Flower wrote:

A groan issues from the hot tub area. Alaina arises from the water, starkers, and looks about woozily.

OK, who make off with my bikini? Sunny G gave that to me, and it was a +5 Bikini of Blade Turning ... OWWW!

Looks at Acme at the bar

How's about a Bloody Mary Acme? I need a bit of the hair of the dog what bit me ...owwww

As beautious as the sun rising over the sea...

Good morning, young lady.


Jack Hammer wrote:
I thin we kilt LJ
The Dalesman wrote:
Told you we needed some clerics ;)

{Gates in, leaving faint whiffs of patchouli and self-rightousness}

Make way, make way- {enters cabana, spys prone form of Lynora-Jill} Ah, here she is... {casts Extra-Strength Detox, then adds Liver Regeneration for good meaasure}

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Not that I am complaining but poodles and thieves were about the grounds this morning...

You'll find Lynora-Jill by following the melodious sounds of snoring over by the cabanas. There might be some clothes in one of them. It seems that her new wardrobe disappeared from her room again.


Salty Jack wrote:


As beautious as the sun rising over the sea...

Good morning, young lady.

Looks over at the new Jack

My you're a salty one. Help a lady find her bikini?


Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
I thin we kilt LJ
The Dalesman wrote:
Told you we needed some clerics ;)

{Gates in, leaving faint whiffs of patchouli and self-rightousness}

Make way, make way- {enters cabana, spys prone form of Lynora-Jill} Ah, here she is... {casts Extra-Strength Detox, then adds Liver Regeneration for good meaasure}

She usually just uses some lipstick thing she carries in her bikini top...oh, that might be a problem.

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