Clockwork Librarian

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5 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


CourtFool wrote:
I liked Wall-E.

It was GREAT! I bought all the figures, and toys, and playsets, and birthday decorations...

lynora-Jill wrote:
Oh, you poor thing. You're shy. That's okay. I won't hurt you. I promise. Won't you please come out and talk to me?

{cautiously creeps out of truck, hurries past Father, hides behind Lynora's legs}

Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:
Did you guys duct tape the nice lady gnome to her desk again?

Negative. 'Duct-tape' was utilized to affix Gnome-unit to portal of waste elimination room. Query: Punishment imminent for these units?

lynora-Jill wrote:
There's no need to throw things! It's not nice!

{embarassedly beeps, hides behind truck door}

lynora-Jill wrote:
Why don't you come out and introduce yourself instead.

{peeks out window} Negative. Carbon-based sentients induce alarming emotive responses in this unit. {hides again}

O.L.L.I wrote:
...this unit is appellated O.L.L.I. What is your appelation, well-constructed human?

{jealous, throws pencil at O.L.L.I.}

O.L.L.I wrote:
A small modron peeks out of the beer delivery van cab

{peeks over dash, sticks out tongue at O.L.L.I., bonks W.A.L.L.I. on the head}