*Proceeds to the bath house with nothing on (not even a towel).*
*pours gasoline in water and sets it on fire*
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"Zarongel!"
The goblin’s back! Just need to scrub your name off the memorial wall. *commits arson to celebrate*
*SHANKS Vampire Schism and COunt Reiner Heydrich with wooden stakes* POOG!! *uses firebombs to incinerate their bodies for good measure.*
POOG!! *bombs the place, then runs off laughing like a maniac*
*SHANKS NVM & GOATTOUCHER* Sickos..... *wanders off*
POOG!!!!! *runs off again*
*SHANKS THE COUNT* POOG!!!!! *disappears*
(cuts open the jester and hides in his chest cavity) Next poster will quiklee dizpat--kill whatever horrific thing is approaching.
LET POOG OUT!!!! Poog tricked into time travel! :'( Next pozter haz great new idea for large ckorporate buzinez.
1) Poog once saw guy called Mizter Slave make blonde bimbo disappear by erm.... -lowering himself onto her-, starting with head, that truly be best way to make bimbo ladies vanish? 2) Poog be shanking unsuspecting deers while traveling, why me called criminal against nature? Me only kill 3, troll friends kill 12 already, forest keeper included? 3) (throws up), why?? :( Next pozter, here're your two-erm, three new answers. A) Thaco is coming to pathfinder 2.0.
Poog be riding Jurassic Bard, carrying cannon to shoot at gorillas, rats and pirates. Next poster has been cleaning up corpses of things Poog blew up with cannon.
JTD be banned for being related to their cousin STD. (since well, further in -TD line...)
*poofs from invisibility and shanks Sanpao, vanishing again* POOG!!
The Golden God be banned for not being at museum wall anymore.
*shanks rabbits, trolls, rats* Poog make BBQ tonight! Much feasting!!
*silences the fairy by surprise shanking it through the heart* POOG!!!!!!
*pops from stealth, eviscerating Fester Addams* Goblins FTW! *runs off laughing like mad*
*Pops back into shape like an inflatable figure* Walks up to Nosferatu Fester Addams.... *SHANK*, slicing off Fester's head. Me super mutant goblin, me stronger than normal goblin. POOG!!
POOG!!
*slap* *slap* *slap* STUPID FLIES!! Next pozter goes to 'stralia to hunt kangaroos.
Pickles be tasty, though. *MUNCH MUNCH*
(comes out of the estate, holding the decapitated heads of the estate's servants) Poog be great executiotor!
Yes Bossman! We tookz baby named Candy, here she is. (holds up the baby) Minionz! Sink that big boat that is been watching our coasts all week!
Revoltlution sound like great goblin, but Poog not find him anywhere. Next poster be visiting and taking out Korean spammers.
Hey Poogie. What's happening? Hello Schism-miss. Been quiet. No warz with gorillas and rats.
For you?
POOG!!!!
Smack that fuzzball up, you longshanks know you want to! Goblins rule!!!
POOG!!!
Ok...ok... *Jams cut off toenail into Pulg's toe* Next pozter, would you kindly replace Legolas with evil counterpart?
Bears be flying now too? O_O
MurderHobos, scavengers and corpse eaters..... Much like goblins, but....
GM Snackshack not rule city. Brains in jars not make good mayors, no good communicate to start with.
All peoplez run! Horde of ogrez coming, they be wanting to rape everything! :( *Runs as fast as he can*
AS YOU WISH!!
You should be Zombie-Pirate-Ninja-Goblin
Poog win on behalve of goblins!
Huh? Beardman shed like snakes? o_O'
TAG! You be it! (Runs off laughing)
Poog have roasted pigeons on sticks for everyone, want taste? Next poster be making new Bladerunner movie.
(Clobbers the gnome KO) Goblins win, goblins win!!!
Winz for goblinz!!!
Pale mistress-lady, we haz made you a delicious serving of Ifrit girl. She not very co-oper....she not want to work with us cooks, so her flesh maybe bit extra tender, we must make sure. We addz plenty of spices. The hottest girl on a huge plate to your right. Minions!! Go clean the bloodstains from the kitchen floor and the meat tenderizer!!
Lunch not win...hehehehe. *Brandishes shank at Game Hamster*
Bug-boss man, we have released dogs. But we have problemz, people now be screaming 'who let the dogs out?!' Minions!! Skewer the dogs and serve them to our guests at tonight's barbeque!
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