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We are getting weapons? I will exercise my right to bear arms then!

The when wrote:
By coincidence, all of Pulg’s wives are named Brandy.

No, Brandy is my sister, a child, like myself (and my brother Pulgh), of Mr and Mrs Finegold. She married a sailor, called Walter Cord, who ran off to live a Life of Sin with Poseidon. As the song goes:

Brandy, you're a Finegold,
Walter Cord's wife you would be,
But he left for Labrador kisses,
With the sea.

I thought Brandy was a girl in a harbor town bar? a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the North of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Brandy loved...

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While you clowns are discussing such irrelevant topics, some bricks are drinking my private stash of my best alcoholic beverage! Do you know how expensive it was and how hard it is to obtain!?

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Obviously you haven’t been pun-ished enough.

They're porous, Doctor, so it'll run right through them. Just get them to put a cloth underneath and you'll be able to squeeze it back into the bottles afterwards.

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*Looks aghast with such a suggestion.*

No thank you, I'd rather give the soaked cloth to Nosferatu Fester Addams...

*Shivers in disgust.*

What a waste! Such good brandy, turned into filthy bilgewater!

Ducktron... dorktour... Buckfast Alpen... woshishname... Ballgirt? DOCTOR! Shnot a washte... Shlovely brandry! *Hic!* Shlovely. You know what you are, eh? Dja know, Smallpart? Yer she... Yer she... YER SHENILE, YOU ARE!!! Gerron back to the home and cash yer pension aharharhar.


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I may look rather like a walking shtreimel, but no.

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Your mouth says no, but your blue hair says yes!

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I'm starting to think that The When lives under a bridge.

Technically it exists everywhere.

True, but I think it likes bridges best. Maybe it's part troll, or a member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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I believe Dr Wily is implying that the The When is a troll. -_-

Well, until I see a properly referenced and peer-reviewed piece in The Lancet, I'm not sure why I should believe him.

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Reminds me of that Who song. I’m a troll, I’m a troll, but my ma won’t admit it. I’m a troll I’m a troll, if I say I am I get it!

*fires net gun at "The when" * ha!

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Fires the net back. Ha! Yerself !

*Reverses time back at the when again!* ah ah flesreY!

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.ti ekorb uoy won ,spoO


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!norom uoY

!ti ekil I

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!uoy dluohs rehtien dna,t'nod I lleW


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!siht xif dna pu yrruh ,woN .seog ti woh s'taht tub ,yrroS

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.si uoy nehw si era uoy nehw ;drawerof ro sdrawkcab ,tuB

…siht xif dluoc I

ew tsuj deen a doog emordnilap TACOCAT! Ok their we go all good now. I think.

You guys just didn't want me to have any fun.

I know, I know. Back to work.

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Very good, now check to see if I've had any calls and launch this garbage at the mayor!

That falls under the category of taking coals to Newcastle, surely?

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No, that's when I want to spend time in my autumn resort surrounded by my vast and wealthy collection of "black diamonds". Although, it would be Schism actually taking the coals there.

Last post: Yesterday, 05:12 pm by Mr. Grinch (616 new) ×

I win!


Not any more!

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No need to follow up on the previous comment.

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Somebody get the snake a prize.

The prize is that it gets to put on a ruff and crawl through all Our trombones, thereby cleaning out 500 years' worth of Fairy Gunk, which it can keep, if it likes.

I thought those trombones sounded a little off.

If I had a computer brain, I could become super intelligent and take over the universe. But the universe if finite... so then what?

Well, if you ask me, then BEANS.

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Remind me, is your title lord or president?

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Both, obviously.

It will be prisoner!

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