I think he waits in closets.
What doesn't he do in closets?
I can think of one or two things that I hope he doesn't do.
I would like him to be named I'm Tidying Your Closet so I didn't have to do it myself.
I mean if hes gonna live their its the least he could do.
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Yeah, you'd think that would be the case but -
*Gets interrupted by an angry, individual who looks like Vidmaster7 (except lacking a beard and moustache, so you can see it's a girl) chasing after Vidmaster7.*
What is going on?
*Sees Vidmaster7 climb up a tree, to no avail.*
Hairy woman: "Vidmaster7, you get down here right now!"
*The tree gets shaken, Vidmaster7 promptly falls out.*
Vidmaster7, do you know her?
Whilst picking himself off the ground: Know her? I MARRIED her! Meet the wife.
Yeah, you'd think that would be the case but -
*Gets interrupted by an angry, individual who looks like Vidmaster7 (except lacking a beard and moustache, so you can see it's a girl) chasing after Vidmaster7.*
What is going on?
*Sees Vidmaster7 climb up a tree, to no avail.*
Hairy woman: "Vidmaster7, you get down here right now!"
*The tree gets shaken, Vidmaster7 promptly falls out.*
Vidmaster7, do you know her?
Whilst picking himself off the ground: Know her? I MARRIED her! Meet the wife.
Yeah I got nothing. also i'm pretty sure under the beard there is just more beard. or my singed alias.
A talking wolf tried to substitute Peter Scolari for Rick Moranis once before.
Let's just say: he won't make that mistake twice.
Site wouldn't let me on for some reason which is why I've been silent for a couple days... Oh!
I win!!
Lunch not win...hehehehe.
*Brandishes shank at Game Hamster*
Shank eh, apparently poogs escalate quickly.
Gobbo's always shank 'ummies.
sometimes shank roden's wen nuttin else to eats!!
Quick win.
Didn't last long.
I said quick
I know.
Cool
Quoth the Jabberwock: "Nevermore."
Eh. Wasn't that a raven Doc?
*squeak*
You know I would mess with the rodent but he might know KaRATe.
Get out.
Ooh, gossip! What's Vidmaster7 been doing with GoatToucher's wife? Tell, tell!
That's a trick question!! GoatToucher doesn't have one wife!!
My love knows no bounds, and cannot be constrained to just one woman. Or man. Or group of women and men. Or... other things.
Squeaking, mainly.
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This is my 1000th post as the Game Hamster! Bring out the games! Bring out the drinks! Bring out whatever!
In Xanadu did Kublai Khan
a stately pleasure dome decree.
With shoes and ships
and sealing wax
and cabbages
and kings.
With shoes and ships
and sealing wax
and cabbages
and kings.
I'll take "Things I've put my [REDACTED] in", Alex...
But did HMS Ark Royal respect you afterwards?
Man you guys got all housewife gossipy while I was gone.
One of us is now obliged to post using a 'Big Bad Wife of Vidmaster7' alias, I hope you realise.
One of us is now obliged to post using a 'Big Bad Wife of Vidmaster7' alias, I hope you realise.
Furry man wants gobbo kid for something?
So, looking over pulgs stats, I'm afraid you can't play him. Mostly just cause of the rules contradiction in his special abilities and 2 intelligence.
I win again.
Ye gods, you guys made a mess of things.
Usually.
That's why I have Jambi: to clean up.
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Oy! What about me moron? I do all the heavy lifting in that department you know.
^ and hes not afraid to let you know it.
Also whats with all the talk on my hypothetical wife?
I'm sorry to hear that, Vid. Is she getting treatment for it?
>.> I.. uh...
That is an interesting learning disorder you have IHIYC Have you ever considered making money as a test subject?
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It's been a long time since I've had a wife. I hope I can get another one soon. They're delicious.
...
...
...^ - is unable to distinguish between 'wife' and 'bowl of bouillabaisse.'
Can't you tell after you take the spoon out?
Maybe not, thinking about it.
Bad Pulg No *goes for rolled up news paper*