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I assume so that you could then thusly toss it into the fire pits of mount Doom?
He had to go to a ren fair but he said he approves.
Pulg might have something to say about that, but yes, we could do that. Schism would definitely consider it.
I'm not sure why you think that'd have any effect at all.
*clack clack*
Even if your accordions could survive the firey pits of Mt.Doom, I doubt that you'd be happy that someone would do that. Which then leads on to my comment about Schism, as the derro made it no secret about their displeasure towards said musical instrument.
Every Derro considers them an instrument of torture.
You could almost think GoatToucher had a hand in creating them, but they were around long before he came onto the scene.
So long as the answer isn't 'accordions', it can stay.
Or maybe an amphibian is a sort of accordion?
WOOOOW MIND BLOOOOWWWN.
So wait are we saying that thing ^^^ is a walking accordion?.. I guess that makes sense.
*clack clack from beard*
Do they make good pets?
I think that it would be best if we DIDN'T make the stegocephalian angry.
Besides, I can see the lab of Ibsen in the distance (so we are close to retrieving the last accordion). But before that, we're here at the warehouse with the beard crabs.
Ibsen, as in miserable Norwegian dramatist Ibsen?
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Close, but no, the Ibsen that I am talking about is an insane and often times evil scientist obsessed with building killer robots simply because he likes to build things. You might remember him, we faced off against him not too long ago, when he attacked us with that monstrosity that was made out of the stolen accordions.
Well he works pretty good for me. Pulg have you considered getting... a few of them?
No more accordions!
Well he works pretty good for me. Pulg have you considered getting... a few of them?
Norwegian playwrights?
No silly Crabs!
Congratulations citizens on disposing of the seditionist torture devices, known as [THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL], planted by traitorous commie spies. You have truly made a great service to our most wonderful utopia.
Citizen, it appears you might have gain knowledge of information above your clearance level. If you have can identify an [THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE AT YOUR CURRENT CLEARANCE LEVEL] and have a security clearance level below or equal to YELLOW[Y] proceed orderly to the nearest elimination booth.
Remember, an obedient citizen is a happy citizen. Happiness is mandatory. Failure to be sufficiently happy is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Your friend,
No silly Crabs!
Silly crabs that are Norwegian playwrights?
*clack clack in Norwegian*
I'm not sure if he has ever wrought any plays though.
We will play a Triumphal Trombone Processional to accompany you flinging wide the doors and ushering us all in.
(etc...)
Quite.
*After ushering everyone in to the warehouse (by aggressively throwing them in), promptly shoves the trombone of each band member up their backsides.*
Thanks. Saves putting them back in their cases.
Why are you lot walking funny, and emitting tiny proops with each step? Have you been eating Fray Bentos tinned chicken pies again?
*Gestures towards Count Heydrich*
Right.
Reiner, kindly stop interfering with my musicians, or I'll put Truck Helsing onto you.
So wait what are we doing in this warehouse again?
I'm happy to get a couple of beard crabs, but only if the Count stops 'interfering' with my musicians.
Maybe we can get beard crabs that can play instruments?
Boy are you on the wrong thread then...