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I saw the musical and he was head-or-heels drunk too. The next poster can say what he pleases in front of the US Congress.
Quiche Lisp is banned for ignoring lycanthropes. A bad habit if there ever was one.
Agreed. I'm getting hungry. Here piggy, piggy, piggy.
Growls at M'aiq
SnowJade is banned for leaving a large of himself on a public sidewalk and not having the appropriate scooper handy.
Eats delicious chicken tenders in front of V.C.B. I win. Mmmmmmmm and the they taste good too.
I blame Cosmo for the UK only having 2 kinds of M&Ms Dons his Bane costume "Only two?! that's impossible!"
*Licks chops at the sound of a bell*
I have the grub!
Off to Wyoming in a week or less to engorge myself on much cattle my heart and stomach desires.
So...BluePigeon. Big names these days. Only when I want them to be.
::::Howls in delight::: I'm buying it for the title alone.
I think Nevada's state Senator Harry Reid could use one or two to the chops. As would any smug lawyer and politician.
I'd like warm milk please. Do you like fish too?
Thank you. Sunny Godhead has authorized the consumption of tribbles on this thread.
I AM NOT MAKING CHOCLATE BON BONS!!!!!
a urine sample. No. A Fire Hydrant. 
:::Smacks lips repeatedly::: with Lima Beans.
Mmmmm.....squirrel I hope you can eat all of us. Pay special attention to the quotation on the card...
We chose the same avatar. I chose mine because I like lupin. I like mine because the name says it all. Anyways, it's good to meet a fellow lupin.
I need to check out if Razor Coast is available for purchase or not. I love pirates and the indulgences were neat. You look so much like me.
Maybe if I howl? OOoooooWWWWWwwwwwMcArtorwwwwwWWWWoooooOO Nada. Off-key too.
Ha ha! He didn't say Pigeons!S/\/\RFs are invading this thread. Time to break out the dinerware and invite Mc Artor to the table.Okay, time to intervene. S/\/\RFs, I am sorry but you cannot invade this thread. There is a strict law among Paizonians: S/\/\RFs, Snorks, Mcartors, Lemmings, and Monkeys can only invade threads that are specifically devoted to them. Get outta here! Or Squirrels. At them my minions. Take all their nuts. 
Smurfs are invading this thread. Time to break out the dinerware and invite Mc Artor to the table.
dalek! ...Cyberman. By Malar, I hate machines.
All messageboard personas using, in whole or in part, a name, phrase, or distinguishing literary characterisitc of the Dungeons and Dragons Role Playing Game, up to and including the users of said personas, are hereby claimed as the sole property of Wizards of the Coast. :::Snorts::: Eating the personel at WotC will be a significant challenge. I will triumph however. Any future property claims by be null and void by the capacity of my gullet. Now, where's a leg to pee on when you need one.
To signify your compliance with the GSL, please sign on the line below with the blood of your first-born child. If you do not have a first-born child, please report to the WotC Breeding Center. "WotC Breeding Center - the WoW player of Today, Tomorrow!" I shudder at the thought of playing WOW.
Sm-rfs?! Bah! Getting tired of using baking soda to whiten my canines. The after taste is awful. But my friend and gamer BluePigeon has posted five new vestiges for any of us interested in the binder character class. 
What the snork? They're like smurfs, but they're fishy and live underwater. I eat them like a hungry bear tearing into salmon.
:Kicks KC like he deserves it: 
Ugh! The vulgarity! Such un-smurf-like language. Heathansson, here's a bar of soap. It's not for your fleas mind you.
I'm gonna add interest to that, okay?If you invest sm-rfly in a sm-rf-interest sm-rf, you can sm-rf your sm-rf by sm-rf persm-rf over sm=rf sm-rfs. Sm-rf in sm-rf, sm-rfever, that there is always a sm-rf, but the sm-rf of sm-rfing your sm-rf into sm-rfs should sm-rf that sm-rf over sm-rf. Yes, all true, and sound finanical advice. However, I'm afraid I'm going to eat you now.
"I'll gladly sm-rf you Tuesday, for a sm-rfburger today." I'm gonna add interest to that, okay?
Smurfette (With apologies to The Police) You don't have to put on the red light
Smurfette
Smurfette
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
I smurfed you since I knew you
I know my smurf is made up
Smurfette
Smurfette (Put on the red light)
Chomp! 
Classic 70s Rock
(With all apologies to AC/DC) Smurfing easy, Smurfin' free
I'm on the smurfway to hell
No mushrooms, smurfin' limits
I'm on the smurfway to hell
Don’t smurf me!
Boah, you don't know what the hell you're smurfin about. Go ask Brainy smurf, he knows everything.
Tastes funny.... How can I have a smurfette avatar and practice fine dining at the same time?
:::Burp!::: Oh, there went another smurf down the gullet.
It's closest I'll be to being a bard. The other werewolves say I howl out of key. :::whines:::
Wait wait, I thought this was just about nailing the hot pirate chick Bethany on the cover? Or is that just chapter one Nick? :D Bethany is HOT! Goes to show you all the men at Paizo like cheesecake. Let the tradition continue.
Sm-rf,
I just ate a sm-rf. Blue and delicious,
You spect me to read all that?[url=smurf][/url]Werewolves can read? You can bet your a$$ they can! 
Have some smurfberries! They're good for your smurf! Thanks, but they give me the runs. I like smurfberry juice, but does it mix good with Vodka?
Right! I like the color blue. I think its tasty. Chomp! Chomp!
"What?"Smurf 'what' again! I dare you. I double dare you! Smurf 'what' one more Papa Smurf time! Don't shoot smurfette!
Best movie quotes spoken by an acting smurf, ever. From the movie, Smurf Fiction: "English!! Mothersmurfer!! English!!
Another great cinimatic moment.... "Get Away from her you Smurf!" - Sigorney Weaver vs. Smurfette in Aliens Back to eating Fraggles and Snorks.
:::sings::: "Everybody's gone smurfing! Smurfing U.S.A.!" Sorry, I couldn't resist. Back to chomping smurfs, fraggles, and Muppet Babies.
Doesn't take an Einstein, right? They obviously use students who attend UNLV..... |