The great Smurf experiment


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Scarab Sages

A smurfing wave that smurfs the particles of the smurfed medium to smurf perpensmurfular to the wave motion is smurfed a transmurf wave.


Aberzombie wrote:
A smurfing wave that smurfs the particles of the smurfed medium to smurf perpensmurfular to the wave motion is smurfed a transmurf wave.

Hard day at smurf, smurfzombie?

I smurf the feeling...

Scarab Sages

Hagor wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
A smurfing wave that smurfs the particles of the smurfed medium to smurf perpensmurfular to the wave motion is smurfed a transmurf wave.

Hard day at smurf, smurfzombie?

I smurf the feeling...

No, not a smurf day at smurf at all. I simply ensmurf smurfing to edusmurf other smurfs as to some of the smurfs of smurfics.


This is a topic I just can't smurf alone.


Shakor wrote:
This is a topic I just can't smurf alone.

And I got a Chick Smurf on my first go!

(I wasn't sure if 'Smurfette' is captured by the forums to turn my avatar into a smurf.

Scarab Sages

A smurfing wave that smurfs the particles of the medium to smurf parasmurf to the smurf of wave motion is smurfed a longismurfinal wave.


Aberzombie wrote:


No, not a smurf day at smurf at all. I simply ensmurf smurfing to edusmurf other smurfs as to some of the smurfs of smurfics.

O, I smurf now.

Please, smurf on! A good smurf is an edusmurfed smurf!

Scarab Sages

The Principle of Smurfativity: All the smurfs of smurfics are the same in all smurfertial reference smurfs.

Liberty's Edge

Boah, you don't know what the hell you're smurfin about.

Dark Archive Contributor

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Hefty Smurf.

Hefty Smurf doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Hefty Smurf has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Hefty Smurf.

Hefty Smurf does not sleep. He waits.

Hefty Smurf is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Hefty Smurf counted to infinity—twice.

When Hefty Smurf does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing down Smurf Village.

Hefty Smurf is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Hefty Smurf’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Hefty Smurf can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Hefty Smurf doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Hefty Smurf can slam a revolving door.

Hefty Smurf does not get frostbite. Hefty Smurf bites frost.

Scarab Sages

The fastest way to Gargamel's heart is with Hefty Smurf's fist.

There are no WMD's in Iraq. Hefty Smurf lives in Smurf Village.

Hefty Smurf can kill two stones with one bird.

Hefty Smurf destroyed the Periodic Table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

When Hefty Smurf falls in water, Hefty Smurf doesn't get wet. Water gets Hefty Smurf.

Hefty Smurf doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Hefty Smurf can divide by zero.

A Hefty Smurf-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.


XxAnthraxusxX wrote:
Show us your smurfs!!!!

Is that quoting Smurfy Flynt?


Hagor wrote:
Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits wrote:

:::Burp!:::

Oh, there went another smurf down the gullet.

Ha! You're one of us now!

And a pretty smurfette too!

Tastes funny.... How can I have a smurfette avatar and practice fine dining at the same time?


Heathansson wrote:
Boah, you don't know what the hell you're smurfin about.

Go ask Brainy smurf, he knows everything.

Scarab Sages

By the smurfing of my thumbs,
Something smurfed this way comes.

Scarab Sages

Smurf!


Check this out you little blue m$*%%~~!#$@&s.

Dark Archive Contributor

Kruelaid wrote:
Check this out you little blue motherf*%#ers.

I want to hate you for that, but I can't. I laughed. I laughed hard.

"One of Peyo's most ill-advised creations..."

Smurf out smurf!

Scarab Sages

Kruelaid wrote:
Check this out you little blue motherf!#&ers.

WTS! That was smurfing awesome! What smurf bastard smurfed that smurf up?

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

Aberzombie wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Check this out you little blue motherf!#&ers.
WTS! That was smurfing awesome! What smurf bastard smurfed that smurf up?

Robot Smurf on Cartoon Smurfwork's Adult Smurf.

Dark Archive Contributor

Cosmo wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Check this out you little blue motherf!#&ers.
WTS! That was smurfing awesome! What smurf bastard smurfed that smurf up?
Robot Smurf on Cartoon Smurfwork's Adult Smurf.

I smurfed that's who it was. Well smurfed!

Scarab Sages

Smurf yeah!


Kruelaid wrote:
Check this out you little blue motherf#*&ers.

Glorious, in a brain-damaged fashion.

Liberty's Edge

BluePigeon wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Check this out you little blue motherf#*&ers.
Glorious, in a brain-damaged fashion.

The truth of the entertainment industry is always smurfy, in a smurfening sorta way.

Scarab Sages

"Yippee-ki-yay, mothersmurfer."

Scarab Sages

"I am Ergo the smurfnificent. Smurf in stature, smurf in power, smurfow of purpose and smurf of vision. And I do not smurf with peasants and beggars. Goodsmurf!"


need...my...smurf...fix...

Ah! Feeling much better now!

Liberty's Edge

The first smurf is always free, dude.

Scarab Sages

Viking Smurf: "How do you smurf yoursmurfs?"
King Smurf: "We don't smurf to. We're all terribly smurfy to each other."


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber

I admit to not reading the previous 1400 posts, but...
I just saw the movie Donnie Darko and there is a good 5-10 minute discussion on Smurfs re the origin and purpose of Smurfette. Give it a look.


Is it wrong to play with your smurf? My smurf is pretty good sized, and well, sometimes i just can't help but smurf with it a little.

Scarab Sages

XxAnthraxusxX wrote:
Is it wrong to play with your smurf? My smurf is pretty good sized, and well, sometimes i just can't help but smurf with it a little.

Smurf it, buddy, there are baby smurfs who smurf this smurf. Let's smurf it smurf, OK.

Dark Archive Contributor

waltero wrote:

I admit to not reading the previous 1400 posts, but...

I just saw the movie Donnie Darko and there is a good 5-10 minute discussion on Smurfs re the origin and purpose of Smurfette. Give it a look.

Yeah, that was smurfy. :D

Scarab Sages

We need a new smurf movie!

Scarab Sages

Aberzombie wrote:
We need a new smurf movie!

"We're going to need a bigger smurf"

Silver Crusade

I'm just showing my wife that the word smurf is a powerful one in any language.

Liberty's Edge

Smurfers of the Lost Ark?

Dark Archive Contributor

Smurf Encounters of the Smurf Kind


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber

Turns out the Darko smurf exchange was only a couple of minutes. It's definitely an "R" rating for some un-Smurfy language and mature Smurf themes.

Here's a link.

Liberty's Edge

Desperately Smurfing Susan


Classic 70s Rock

Smurfway to Hell

(With all apologies to AC/DC)

Smurfing easy, Smurfin' free
Smurfin' ticket, on a one-smurf ride
Smurfing nothing, Smurf me be
Taking smurfette in my stride
Don't smurf reason, don't smurf rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather smurf
Smurfing down, party time
My Smurfs are gonna be there too

I'm on the smurfway to hell
Smurfway to hell
I'm on the smurfway to hell
Smurfway to hell

No mushrooms, smurfin' limits
Nobody's gonna smurf me down
Like a wheel, gonna smurf it
Nobody's gonna smurf me 'round
Hey Garamel! Paid my smurfs.
Smurfin' in a rockin' band
Hey Papa! Look at me
I'm on my smurf to the promised land

I'm on the smurfway to hell
Smurfway to hell
I'm on the smurfway to hell
Smurfway to hell

Don’t smurf me!


smurf fiction


What about this: If you say the word 6 times, you get a golden avatar

smurf
smurf
smurf
smurf
smurf
smurf

Scarab Sages

Video Smurfed The Radio Smurf

I smurfed you on the smurfless back in Fifty Two
Smurfing awake intent at smurfing in on you
If I was young it didn't smurf you smurfing through

Oh-a oh

They smurfed the credit for your second smurfphony
Resmurfed by machine and new smurfology,
and now I undersmurf the problems you can see

Oh-a oh
I met your baby smurfs
Oh-a oh
What did you smurf them?

Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf

Pictures smurfed and smurfed your heart
Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we smurf in an abandoned studio
We hear the smurfback and it smurfs so long ago
And you resmurf how the smurfs used to go

Oh-a oh
You were the first smurf
Oh-a oh
You were the last smurf

Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf

In my smurf and in my car,
we can't resmurf we've smurfed to far

Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh

Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf

In my smurf and in my car,
we can't resmurf we've smurfed to far
Pictures smurfed and smurfed your heart,
put the smurf on SmurfTR

You are a radio smurf
You are a radio smurf

Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf
Video smurfed the radio smurf.....


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber

Four score and seven smurfs ago...

Scarab Sages

waltero wrote:
Four score and seven smurfs ago...

Actually, I smurf the full smurf was smurfed a few smurfs back.

Dark Archive Contributor

Hagor wrote:
smurf fiction

"I'm a mushroom-dwelling smurfette-smurfer smurfette-smurfer. I'm smurfomite T-smurf-T. I'm the smurfs of the Navaronne."

Sovereign Court

Citizen Smurf

"Rosesmurf...."

Scarab Sages

"....if the Smurfs of the Caribbean smurfs down, the smurfs don't smurf the tourists."

Dark Archive Contributor

It's a smurf world after all,
It's a smurf world after all,
It's a smurf world after all,
It's a smurf, smurf world.

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