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*crawls out from under FJ*

One helluva party.... now to the hospital...


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

Happy new year thin bro's and broads! Beer for everyone, thieves included!!!! and may 2009 bring more beer and friendship...

*passes out on the floor crushing llamafrog and butterfrog underneath*

don't wake me until februzzZarZZzzzZZy....

*Lifts FJ off the ground*

Mmmm..zzZzz...mumble grumble....ZzzzZZz

*rolls and cuddles up*


Wakes up in a puddle of 10W40 and Dom Perignon, several large magnets attached to his brain case.

Huh? Whuzzat? Is it 2009?


urg...ZzzzZzzz....huh?

*rubs eyes*

Darn hangover software... now I want a menudo...

Scarab Sages

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*Walks in, looking mad*
What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Walks in, looking mad*

What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!

Calm down KC. I was just making an observation about the frog pond. We don't even have the cash to put up a second clubhouse.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Walks in, looking mad*

What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!
Calm down KC. I was just making an observation about the frog pond. We don't even have the cash to put up a second clubhouse.

The frogs asked to compromise, and for you Jacks to use stilts, and you refused. You should have said 'just speculating' right there.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Walks in, looking mad*

What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!
Calm down KC. I was just making an observation about the frog pond. We don't even have the cash to put up a second clubhouse.
The frogs asked to compromise, and for you Jacks to use stilts, and you refused. You should have said 'just speculating' right there.

Perhaps, but you know how we enjoy stirring up trouble.

Liberty's Edge

Besides, it's not like we said we were going to sublet your cave or something.


Cultist of Jack wrote:
Besides, it's not like we said we were going to sublet your cave or something.

I...don't have a cave. Only a profile.


The collective stops by and empty's the can bins, installs experimental generator and mood lighting. Then leaves

Scarab Sages

Potato and Parmesan Crusted Halibut

Ingredients:
• 4 (6 to 8 oz.) pieces halibut
• Salt and pepper to taste
• 1/2 cup Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes
• 1/4 cup Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
• 1/2 cup milk
• 1/4 cup Crisco® Butter Shortening
OR 1/4 stick Crisco® Butter Shortening Sticks
• Lemon wedges

Preparation Directions:
1. SEASON both sides of fish with salt and pepper; set aside.
2. COMBINE potato flakes, flour, cheese, salt and pepper in shallow dish. Pour milk into separate shallow dish. Dip each piece of fish in milk, then press and roll in potato flake mixture to generously coat fish. Repeat with remaining fish.
3. HEAT shortening in large skillet over medium-high heat. Add fish; cook until golden brown and cooked through, about 4 minutes per side. Serve with lemon wedges.

Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 8 min


This just.....I....it........ nevermind

I may try this recipe tho, sounds good.

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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Walks in, looking mad*

What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!
Calm down KC. I was just making an observation about the frog pond. We don't even have the cash to put up a second clubhouse.
The frogs asked to compromise, and for you Jacks to use stilts, and you refused. You should have said 'just speculating' right there.
Perhaps, but you know how we enjoy stirring up trouble.

What's that?! Floating in the Frog Pond?! Looks like a Baby Ruth...

Darn poodle! Where you hidin'?!


Holy Mary Mother of Jack! I can't believe the posts on this thread.

Dark Archive

Overheard on the playground:

"What ya doing?"

"Eating choclate."

"Where'd ya get it?"

"From my doggie."

"Where's your doggie?"

"In the corner."

"What's he doing?"

"Making more."


Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Walks in, looking mad*

What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!
Calm down KC. I was just making an observation about the frog pond. We don't even have the cash to put up a second clubhouse.
The frogs asked to compromise, and for you Jacks to use stilts, and you refused. You should have said 'just speculating' right there.
Perhaps, but you know how we enjoy stirring up trouble.

What's that?! Floating in the Frog Pond?! Looks like a Baby Ruth...

Darn poodle! Where you hidin'?!

Don't get onto him. At least he didn't do it in the clubhouse.


Borg Jack wrote:

Overheard on the playground:

"What ya doing?"

"Eating choclate."

"Where'd ya get it?"

"From my doggie."

"Where's your doggie?"

"In the corner."

"What's he doing?"

"Making more."

Where's Vomit Guy when we need him?


We are not cleaning that up
Maybe the new mood lighting was a bad ideal


Kruelaid wrote:
Holy Mary Mother of Jack! I can't believe the posts on this thread.

Come join the Jacks Kruelaid. With your zany sense of humor you'd fit right in here with the rest of us.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Borg Jack wrote:

Overheard on the playground:

"What ya doing?"

"Eating choclate."

"Where'd ya get it?"

"From my doggie."

"Where's your doggie?"

"In the corner."

"What's he doing?"

"Making more."

Where's Vomit Guy when we need him?

Um? Cyborg vomit? yummmeeee........


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Holy Mary Mother of Jack! I can't believe the posts on this thread.

Come join the Jacks Kruelaid. With your zany sense of humor you'd fit right in here with the rest of us.

He could be KruelJack, Jackaid, or Jack Zany (Jack Benny's nom de guerre).


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

We are not cleaning that up

Maybe the new mood lighting was a bad ideal

Here, poodles! Here are some nummies for you!

Liberty's Edge

Jack Hammer wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Holy Mary Mother of Jack! I can't believe the posts on this thread.

Come join the Jacks Kruelaid. With your zany sense of humor you'd fit right in here with the rest of us.

He could be KruelJack, Jackaid, or Jack Zany (Jack Benny's nom de guerre).

Actually his name should be Jack A. Lope.

Dark Archive

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

We are not cleaning that up

Maybe the new mood lighting was a bad ideal

I thought you needed more organic slush to feed the drones.


We have all the organic supplement we require
Converting the pond and the poodle cave gave us sufficient area


Borg Jack wrote:

Overheard on the playground:

"What ya doing?"

"Eating choclate."

"Where'd ya get it?"

"From my doggie."

"Where's your doggie?"

"In the corner."

"What's he doing?"

"Making more."

I AM NOT MAKING CHOCLATE BON BONS!!!!!


I am!who wants some?!

*makes more "chocolate" in the carpet*


Bad doggie! Go make your chocolate on the backyards...

Now, who wants some chocolate?


Llamafrog wrote:

I am!who wants some?!

*makes more "chocolate" in the carpet*

I'm going to kill you! *chases Llamafrog with a newspaper*


Frat Jack wrote:

Bad doggie! Go make your chocolate on the backyards...

Now, who wants some chocolate?

I thought poodles ate their own 'chocolate'?


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
I'm going to kill you! *chases Llamafrog with a newspaper*

Yipyipyipyipyipyip!!!

*Flee like a poodle beign chase by a cooper golem*


Llamafrog wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
I'm going to kill you! *chases Llamafrog with a newspaper*

Yipyipyipyipyipyip!!!

*Flee like a poodle beign chase by a cooper golem*

*While chasing Llamafrog slips on the "chocolate" and goes falling down the stairs* *after much cursing finally reaches the bottom of stairs* *sigh* This just isn't my day.


Walks through the house with a high-powered water house.
Got to clean up this sty before the Colonel returns. He don't like no piles of excrement, he don't.


Adj. Reginald, aide-de-camp wrote:

Walks through the house with a high-powered water house.

Got to clean up this sty before the Colonel returns. He don't like no piles of excrement, he don't.

Hey, PJs back! I hope he brought something back from his safari!

Congrats on the marriage, btw!


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*While chasing Llamafrog slips on the "chocolate" and goes falling down the stairs* *after much cursing finally reaches the bottom of stairs* *sigh* This just isn't my day.

*Licks JRHM and runs away before he reacts*

Dark Archive

Adj. Reginald, aide-de-camp wrote:

Walks through the house with a high-powered water house.

Got to clean up this sty before the Colonel returns. He don't like no piles of excrement, he don't.

How does P.J. feel about chocolate?


Llamafrog wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*While chasing Llamafrog slips on the "chocolate" and goes falling down the stairs* *after much cursing finally reaches the bottom of stairs* *sigh* This just isn't my day.
*Licks JRHM and runs away before he reacts*

Yuck! I don't know what's worse, poodle drool or poodle poop.


Heh... well seems that you are the right one to make that call!

*hands over a tissue to JRHM to wipe of the "chocolate" and the drool*


Frat Jack wrote:

Heh... well seems that you are the right one to make that call!

*hands over a tissue to JRHM to wipe of the "chocolate" and the drool*

Thanks! When is Courtfool going to get back and take these poodles off our hands? They're driving me nuts!


Steps into the house, as if on cue.
I simply adore chocolate, you know. While my ship replenished its stores at Gibraltar, I was able to negotiate with a Peruvian trader for several sacks of high quailty cocoa, [gestures with his riding crop behind him, where the porters are stacking his crates] as well as coffee from yemen, amontillado, port, absinthe, jamon serrano, an assortment of Spanish olives, anchovies, a selection of quesos, Catalan sausages, and the finest cavas and brandies. I also took the liberty of sneaking enough Cuban cigars through customs to keep us supplied for another year. Dig in, lads!


Do you want to deal with my chocolate?

Yip!

*grabs a cigar*


Panama Jack wrote:

Steps into the house, as if on cue.

I simply adore chocolate, you know. While my ship replenished its stores at Gibraltar, I was able to negotiate with a Peruvian trader for several sacks of high quailty cocoa, [gestures with his riding crop behind him, where the porters are stacking his crates] as well as coffee from yemen, amontillado, port, absinthe, jamon serrano, an assortment of Spanish olives, anchovies, a selection of quesos, Catalan sausages, and the finest cavas and brandies. I also took the liberty of sneaking enough Cuban cigars through customs to keep us supplied for another year. Dig in, lads!

Thanks Panama. *lights cigar* I bet all of this cost a bundle. How did you afford it?


HEY!!!! The master IS back... but he's not wearing the poodle's visage... I wonder if that's the start of a new poodle Era?...

*whimpers*


The suits inform me that the strengthening of the pound and the dollar against the euro, resulted in a new year's windfall for the company. Also, global warming has people investing in the futures of all sun protection products!
And thanks to all for the well-wishes. I can now heartily recommend Barcelona!


Panama Jack wrote:

The suits inform me that the strengthening of the pound and the dollar against the euro, resulted in a new year's windfall for the company. Also, global warming has people investing in the futures of all sun protection products!

And thanks to all for the well-wishes. I can now heartily recommend Barcelona!

I'll catch you up with what you've missed since you've been gone. We and KC have an alliance. In fact we assimilated his carnivorous plant into Plantjack. Callous Jack is still nowhere to be seen. We had a great New Year's eve party and the poodles are still pooping and peeing everywhere. That's it in a nutshell.


hey Jack did you disappear from your own thread?


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
catch-up

So, whatever happened to KC's nevvie? Did we beat him into pulp? Is he too a Jack now? Soon, there be more KC puppets and poodles in the club than Jacks! Jove defend us!

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