The great Smurf experiment


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Mike McArtor wrote:
Hi Stillnothere. How are you today? It's a rather smurfy day, don't you think?

Indeed, it is! A real smurfy day to go smurfing with a 'shroom!

Scarab Sages

"Smurf on you, I'm smurfing for Mel Brooks."


Samnell wrote:
I never smurfed anyone.

I did. It was smurfy.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Be quiet or I will kill you with my 'shroom.

Has a smurf ever mistook a myconid for a home. Would the myconid object to a smurf living in him?

Has a smurf ever had an intellect devourer was a pet dog?

Scarab Sages

OK; the gloves are off.
There's got to still be a loophole in this stupid s[i][/i]murf prank...

Scarab Sages

Snorter wrote:

OK; the gloves are off.

There's got to still be a loophole in this stupid ***** prank...

What the s[ooc][/ooc]murf?

Scarab Sages

Don't smurf from your smurfiness Snorter! Smurf it! Be one of us!

Dark Archive Contributor

I once smurfed a smurf just to watch him smurf.


I saw that! That smurf really smurfed and his mom freaked out!

Scarab Sages

My smurfette smurfed out once......once.


Thats hot Aberzombie. A smurfette smurfetting. These ARE PG boards right?

Dark Archive Contributor

Smurfette: "I smurf I had a smurf."
Hefty Smurf: "You were smurfin' in the smurf and you smurf you had some smurf?"
Smurfette: "A smurf. A smurf belly. Smurf bellies are sexy."
Hefty Smurf: "Well you should be smurfy, 'cause you do."

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Card Game, Rulebook Subscriber

You keep smurfing that word. I do not smurf it smurfs what you smurf it smurfs.

Scarab Sages

"I smurfed Santino was going to have to smurf through all this and Fredo... well, Fredo was... But I never smurfed this for you. I smurf my smurf, I don't smurf to take care of my smurfs. And I smurfed to be a fool smurfing on the smurfs held by all of those big smurfs. That's my smurf I don't smurf for that. But I always smurfed that when it was your smurf that you would be the smurf to hold the smurfs. Senator Smurf. Governor Smurf. Something."


Here is no smurf but only smurf
smurf and no smurf and the sandy smurf
The smurf winding above among the smurfs
Which are smurfs of smurf without smurf
If there were smurfs we should stop and smurf
Amongst the smurfs one cannot stop or smurf
Smurf is dry and smurfs are in the sand
If there were only smurfs amongst the smurf
Dead smurf mouth of smurfy teeth that cannot smurf
Here one can neither smurf nor smurf nor smurf
There is not even smurf in the smurfs
But dry sterile smurfs without smurf
There is not even smurf in the smurfs
But blue sullen smurfs sneer and snarl
From doors of mudcracked mushrooms
If there were smurfs

--The Smurfland. T.S. Smurfalot

Dark Archive Contributor

I smurf, therefore I smurf.

Scarab Sages

Smurf?

The Exchange

Smrf!

Scarab Sages

My smurfette is smurfing me smurfy!


Clint Smurfwood once said: "A smurf has got to know his limitations."

Dark Archive Contributor

BluePigeon wrote:
Clint Smurfwood once said: "A smurf has got to know his limitations."

And also...

"Go ahead, Smurf. Make my smurf."

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Card Game, Rulebook Subscriber
Mike McArtor wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:
Clint Smurfwood once said: "A smurf has got to know his limitations."

And also...

"Go ahead, Smurf. Make my smurf."

I thought the quote was,...

"Smurf ahead, punky-smurf; smurf my day."

Dark Archive Contributor

Wicht wrote:
"Smurf ahead, punky-smurf; smurf my day."

I think you smurfed the smurf on the smurf with that one!

Scarab Sages

Amateurs!

"I smurf what you're smurfing. "Did he smurf six smurfs or only five?" Well, to smurf you the smurf, in all this smurfcitement I kind of lost smurf myself. But smurfing as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful smurfgun in the smurf village, and would smurf your smurf clean off, you've got to smurf yourself a question: Do I feel smurfy? Well, do ya, smurf?"


Speaking of Dirty Harry, did anyone see a young Jim Carey in the Dead Pool?

He was in the Dead Pool in a two-smurf part smurfsynching Welcome to the Mushroom by Smurfs and Roses. Anyway, he's on the list, the smurf pool and ends up shooting bad smurf into his arm and oversmurfing. I tell you, his smurfing was over to top. I think Jokey Smurf smurfed his heroin.

Well, anyways, that's my opinion, er smurf. Uh, Khellex, take over for me.


Right! I like the color blue. I think its tasty.

Chomp! Chomp!

Scarab Sages

"All right, I'm smurfing out. Any smurf I smurf out there, I'm gonna smurf him. Any sumb#&$& smurfs a smurf at me, I'm not only gonna smurf him, but I'm gonna smurf his smurfette, all his smurfs, and smurf his damn smurf down."

Dark Archive Contributor

I just smurfed a check for $12.55 to the Infernal Revenue Smurf. That's the lowest I've smurfed in nearly a decade! :D


My smurf is kind of smurfy....

Smuuuuuuurrrrrff


Vomit Guy wrote:

My S/\/\RF is kind of S/\/\RFy....

Smuuuuuuurrrrrff

Yipe! Cone of Cold!

Scarab Sages

Why do you have to smurf so smurfy all the time Kobold Smurfer? This smurf you smurf does no smurf any smurf.


Have some smurfberries! They're good for your smurf!

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm.....smurfberries.


Hagor wrote:
Have some smurfberries! They're good for your smurf!

Thanks, but they give me the runs. I like smurfberry juice, but does it mix good with Vodka?

Scarab Sages

"Final smurf of the commercial smurfship Nostromo, third smurf smurfing. The other smurfs of the crew, Kane Smurf, Lambert Smurf, Parker Smurf, Brett Smurf, Ash Smurf and Captain Dallas Smurf, are smurf. Smurf and smurf smurfed. I should smurf the frontier in about six smurfs. With a little smurf, the smurfwork will smurf me up. This is Ripley Smurf, last smurf of the Nostromo, smurfing off."

Dark Archive

smurfing me

Scarab Sages

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Lost Omens, Pathfinder Accessories, Rulebook Subscriber

Does this happen if we say smurf in other languages?

Oh, it seems I've been a bit... naive with my question ;)

Scarab Sages

"If it smurfs, we can smurf it."

Liberty's Edge

"They mewstly smurf out at night....mewstly."

Scarab Sages

"You're one, smurfy mothersmufer."

Liberty's Edge

"What do you mean I'm smurfy? Am I some kind of smurf, here to smurf you?"

Scarab Sages

"Luca Brasi smurfed a smurf to the bandleader's smurf, and my Pappa Smurf smurfed him that either his smurf or his smurf would be on the smurf."

Liberty's Edge

"Smurf him an offer he can't resmurf."

Dark Archive Contributor

"One morning, as Gregor Smurfsa was smurfing up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous smurf."

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Card Game, Rulebook Subscriber

Oh smurf, I could be smurfed in a nutshell and smurf myself a smurf of infinite space, were it not that I have smurfed bad dreams.

Scarab Sages

"There are smurfs that go smurf in the smurf, Agent Myers. Smurf no missmurf about that. And we are the smurfs who smurf back."

Dark Archive Contributor

I smurf with my little smurf... something blue!

Scarab Sages

"And now, smurfettes and gentlesmurfs, before I smurf you any more, I'm going to smurf you the smurfiest thing your smurfs have ever besmurfed. He was a Papa Smurf and a god in the smurf he smurfed, but now he smurfs to smurfilization merely a smurf - a smurf to smurfify your smurfosity. Smurfettes and gentlesmurfs, look at Kong, the Eighth Smurf of the World."


Mike McArtor wrote:
I smrf with my little smrf... something blue!

Hmm, lemme think about it...maybe it's...

EDIT: Me. Grr...

Scarab Sages

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
I smrf with my little smrf... something blue!

Hmm, lemme think about it...maybe it's...

EDIT: Me. Grr...

Sheep Smurfer! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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