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ulgulanoth wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the UK only having 2 kinds of M&Ms

Dons his Bane costume

"Only two?! that's impossible!"

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Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the UK only having 2 kinds of M&Ms

Dons his Bane costume

"Only two?! that's impossible!"

One for each M.


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Cosmo Thoughout History(Earth's...I might do Golarion later)

I Blame Cosmo to teaching Nero how to play the fiddle and to play with matchs.

I Blame Cosmo for Rome being sacked multiple times.

I Blame Cosmo for the population boom the vikings had that lead to them raiding the rest of the world.

I Blame Cosmo on giving the mongols advice on useing the Black plague as a weapon...thus inventing germ warfare.

I Blame Cosmo for the Tea Tax.

I Blame Cosmo for being the children's travel agent during the Children's Crusade.

I Blame Cosmo for the Amendate to the US constituion that allows the goverment to impose the Income Tax.

I Blame Cosmo for supplying magic bullets to a certain person.

Fact: The Rolling Stones' song 'Sympathy for the Devil' was orginaly titled 'Sympathy for Cosmo'...but Cosmo threaten leagle action so they went with the Devil who had less scary lawyers.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for not granting spells, despite a bunch of people worshiping him. He is CLEARLY some sort of all-powerful trickster...thing.

Shadow Lodge

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I blame Cosmo for people thinking he's stolen my schtick.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for stealing my triangle.


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John Kretzer wrote:
Fact: The Rolling Stones' song 'Sympathy for the Devil' was orginaly titled 'Sympathy for Cosmo'...but Cosmo threaten leagle action so they went with the Devil who had less scary lawyers.

I blame Cosmo for making the Devil use Keanu Reeves as his lawyer.


Yeah Cosmo, what kind of spells do your clerics receive? And no, death to the worshiper is not a spell.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for my test results.


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I blame Cosmo for people derailing this thread with non-accusatory posts!

The Exchange

I'd blame Cosmo, but there is only so much a mustacheless man can handle.


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I also blame Cosmo for hiccups.


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Crimson Jester wrote:
I'd blame Cosmo, but there is only so much a mustacheless man can handle.

I blame Cosmo for Crimson Jester believing this to be true and letting him off the hook for anything.


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I blame Cosmo for me not doing the things I promised myself that I would do on my day off and am instead wasting my time surfing the net and blaming Cosmo for things.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for fighting the power.

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lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for fighting the power.

We've got to fight the powers that be.


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I Blame Cosmo for me stating him up as a god and creating a new Domain in my *Ask John Kretzer All your questions* thread.


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I blame Cosmo for dire tigers.


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I blame Cosmo for me missing PaizoCon this year. (Everyone else can blame him when I make it in 2014, though.)

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for my undersea campaign having to fight the Dire Mantis Shrimp

Shadow Lodge

lucky7 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my undersea campaign having to fight the Dire Mantis Shrimp

... can I get the stats for that?


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I looked out my window today to see a dozen gigantic mole hills that weren't there yesterday.

I'm still trying to figure out how Cosmo managed to get the dire moles to take up residence in my yard.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for the possum finally killing the crow.

the whole story:
Over the summer, after a crunch game session, we were reading, when we heard a horrendous shrieking. The most foolhardy of us went out, and we saw bloodstains and feathers. We saw a possum carrying a crow body, which we chased off. A year later, we found the same crow's body.


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John Kretzer wrote:

Two weeks ago I got a cut on my shin at work...last weeks it got reopened...today it got reopened again.

COSMO!!!! *shake fist angrily* Let my wounds heal atleast.

Again!!! Again Cosmo!!! How many weeks are you going to keep reopening my old wound?

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for casting Maximized Bleed.


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I blame Cosmo for my Reaper Minis being expected to arrive tomorrow.


I blame Cosmo for my not having a chocolate malt right now and for my inability to focus on my schoolwork.

... Obviously, I am more upset about the chocolate malt.

Shadow Lodge

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i blame Cosmo for constantly having to hear Elara complaining about a lack of chocolate malts...


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I blame Cosmo for the poster before me having no hair.


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I blame Cosmo for my Reaper Minis not having been sent yet!

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for creating this song specifically to make me cry.


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I blame Cosmo on the UPS truck taunting me. It's stopped at my house twice now to deliver two different packages, but not my minis.

Cosmo, you are a sick, evil, vile man to taunt me so.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for being EE (Extremely Evil.) and for my not being able to watch Trigun until tomorrow.


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I Blame Cosmo for traffic.

My trip home from work usualy takes about 30 min to 45 min...today it took 1 hour and 30 min. COSMO *shakes Fist*

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for the good of all.

Shadow Lodge

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i blame Cosmo for me not having enough GMs for me to play all of the APs that i have made characters for...


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I blame Cosmo for me not blaming Cosmo for anything recently.


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I blame Cosmo for mosquitoes.


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I blame Cosmo for the rain.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for my being unable to watch Independence Day.

Grand Lodge

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Yoda ate my head.

Cosmo's fault.


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I blame Cosmo for Sebastian.


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I Blamer Cosmo for not being able to go to Paziocon this year.


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JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the rain.

There is a song that suggests blaming it on the rain. The rain blames Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for Milli Vanilli and their epic fail.


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So I was walking to my car from my friend's front door after a game and do you know what happens? ...

I walk into a huge spider web!!! COSMO!!!! *shakes fist angerily*

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John Kretzer wrote:

So I was walking to my car from my friend's front door after a game and do you know what happens? ...

I walk into a huge spider web!!! COSMO!!!! *shakes fist angerily*

Yeah... that was a good one. :D


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A couple of things...

I blame Cosmo for having writters block while trying to come up with the stats for a moustache familair.

I Blame Cosmo for getting the creeps in my own house.

Now some preemptive things that I would not be able to blame on Cosmo when...if they happen...

I Blame Cosmo for this thread being locked.

I Blame Cosmo for the magnetic polarity of Earth reversing thus causeing all technolgies on Earth to cease working.

I Blame Cosmo for my Death many...many years from now.


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I blame Cosmo for my coworker enlisting my assistance to free herself of the tremendous burden of homemade shortbread cookies.

Silver Crusade

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I blame Cosmo for the flash flood warning scaring me.

I blame Cosmo for engineering summer camps.

I blame Cosmo for cell phone reception.

I blame Cosmo for the human condition.

Liberty's Edge

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I blame Cosmo for the Paizo website being slow today.

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