The List

[drunken_nomad]

four shots of Hot Damn and some popcorn

[Ubermench]

Ex-lax and a big roll of TP.

[Heathansson]

pile of magazines

[Gary Teter]

a test

[Ubermench]

A cheat sheet.

[Heathansson]

a urine sample.

[Ubermench]

Heathansson wrote:

a urine sample.

Clean?

One nine thousand dollar whore or 9 one thousand dollar whores

[drunken_nomad]

A Three Dressed Up as a Nine

[Ubermench]

26 reds and a bottle wine.

[drunken_nomad]

a little, but the little wouldnt do it, so the little gets more and more

[Ubermench]

12 silver crosses
11 black mascaras
10 pairs of platforms
9 tattered t-shirts
8 pentagrams
7 leather jackets
6 cans of hairspray
5 skull earrings
4 quarts of Jack
3 studded belts
2 pairs of spandex pants
and a tattoo of Ozzy!

Merry F%$#ing Chrismas to all, even the jews and buddists and moslems and Jahova whitness'. But not the LDS, you guys already have a hot line to heaven.

[BluePigeon]

Heathansson wrote:

what if the monkey IS the kit owner!!!

That would be a problem.

[Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits]

Heathansson wrote:

a urine sample.

No. A Fire Hydrant.

[drunken_nomad]

Porkchop Sandwiches

NSFW

[Heathansson]

Spongebob Squarepants

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

pork soda

[Heathansson]

liver pops

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

hot dog sherbet

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

tuna ice cream

[Ubermench]

A snorkle and a camera. wink, wink, nudge, nudge

[Heathansson]

an ice cream scoop

[Ubermench]

a golden parachute

[Heathansson]

A $20,000 trip to the day spa for all the executives in my failed company that just got bailed out by the taxpayers

[Ubermench]

a get out of jail free card.

[Heathansson]

a senate seat

[drunken_nomad]

a size 5 dress

[Ubermench]

A hot chick in a size 5 dress.

[Tensor]

a book of card tricks

[drunken_nomad]

1 Queen of Clubs card the size of a movie poster

[Heathansson]

Howard the Duck comic with Dr. Bong

[Ubermench]

Heathansson wrote:

Howard the Duck comic with Dr. Bong

*fain bubbling sound in the background* coff-coff, 'Dr. Bong', heh, heh, heh....

[Cosmo]

Six bags of Tim's Cascade Jalapeño potato chips.
Four Boston Creme pies.
Nine packages of Lik-Em-Stix.
Two packages of Oscar Meyer Beef Bolonga.
One Jar of Peter Pan Peanut Butter (chunky).
Three 2-liter bottles of Diet Coke.
One Lime (uncut).

[Tensor]

virgin olive oil

[Frat Jack]

Oil of olive virgins

[Ubermench]

Olive Oyl's virginity

[drunken_nomad]

bangers and mash

[drunken_nomad]

MCCCLXXXVIII

[Heathansson]

pepto bismol

[Heathansson]

bake beans

[drunken_nomad]

soiled trousers

[drunken_nomad]

fever dream involving Oy from Eld, breaking glass, and several thousand tangelos! Man, bronchitis is weird. Havent had it since like 3rd grade...

[Heathansson]

Dr Seuss book

[Gary Teter]

Star-bellied Sneetches

[Heathansson]

Hop on Pop, and the horrific realization of a sympatico shared with the pop who is hopped upon.

[Tensor]

Buffy season 3 DVD.

[Hugo Solis]

Paizo Job openings for Mexican dudes

[Ubermench]

Gummy Venus de Milo

[Heathansson]

Fire Marshall Bill

[Ubermench]

Bob Dobbs' pipe.

[Heathansson]

Sub

Spoiler:

genius

sammich