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I'd like to see what that did if somebody typed McArtor Smurf.
(Tiny blue dragon ninja?)
Hee! That would be awesomeMcArtor would be a bit silly if Mike's intending to drop in occasionally since presumably it would happen every time someone quoted him, ninja maybe? Or ^_^ ? Or every time someone insults the Shoanti or Varisians? :P There must be some way of commemorating Mike's sterling work here in avatar meme form...
[EDIT] damn you INUH and your quote tag breaking name :P
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S/\/\RFs are invading this thread. Time to break out the dinerware and invite Mc Artor to the table.
Okay, time to intervene. S/\/\RFs, I am sorry but you cannot invade this thread. There is a strict law among Paizonians: S/\/\RFs, Snorks, Mcartors, Lemmings, and Monkeys can only invade threads that are specifically devoted to them. Get outta here!
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Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits wrote:S/\/\RFs are invading this thread. Time to break out the dinerware and invite Mc Artor to the table.Okay, time to intervene. S/\/\RFs, I am sorry but you cannot invade this thread. There is a strict law among Paizonians: S/\/\RFs, Snorks, Mcartors, Lemmings, and Monkeys can only invade threads that are specifically devoted to them. Get outta here!
Ha ha! He didn't say Pigeons!
Sometimes that McArtor he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a McArtor... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red...
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mike McArtor.
Mike McArtor doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Mike McArtor has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mike McArtor.
Mike McArtor does not sleep. He waits.
Mike McArtor is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Mike McArtor is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Mike McArtor counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Mike McArtor’s beard. There is only another fist.
When Mike McArtor does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Mike McArtor is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Mike McArtor's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Mike McArtor can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Mike McArtor doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Mike McArtor can slam a revolving door.
Mike McArtor does not get frostbite. Mike McArtor bites frost
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Miketatorship.
If you have five dollars and Mike McArtor has five dollars, Mike McArtor has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Mike McArtor's computer. Mike McArtor is always in control.
Apple pays Mike McArtor 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Mike McArtor can sneeze with his eyes open.
Mike McArtor can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Mike McArtor is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Mike McArtor destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Mike McArtor can kill two stones with one bird.
Mike McArtor doesn't go hunting.... MIKE McARTOR GOES KILLING.
Mike McArtor uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)
Mike McArtor once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Mike McArtor's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Mike McArtor is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Mike McArtor out. It failed miserably.
Contrary to popular belief, Mike McArtor, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Mike McArtor has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Mike McArtor what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Mike McArtor drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Mike McArtor sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Mike McArtor has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Mike McArtor's fist.
Mike McArtor invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Mike McArtor can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mike McArtor allows to live.
What was going through the minds of all of Mike McArtor's victims before they died? His shoe.
Mike McArtor is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Mike McArtor as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Mike McArtor doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Mike McArtor doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Mike McArtor and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
If you spell Mike McArtor in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Mike McArtor originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," McArtor replied, "That's no glitch."
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Mike McArtor once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Mike McArtor played in second grade.
Mike McArtor once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Mike McArtor once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Mike McArtor re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Mike McArtor has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Mike McArtor that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Mike McArtor once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Mike McArtor's warm-up exercises.
Mike McArtor is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Mike McArtor turned that wine into beer.
Mike McArtor can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Mike McArtor.
Mike McArtor discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Mike McArtor is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Mike McArtor roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Mike McArtor doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
The Mike McArtor military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Mike McArtor could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Mike McArtor could use to kill you, including the room itself.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Mike McArtor walks.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after Mike McArtor gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Mike McArtor goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Mike McArtor has breathed on.
Mike McArtor once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Mike McArtor won by 5.
Mike McArtor was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Mike's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Mike McArtor sheds his skin twice a year.
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A lot of interesting speculations about Mike McArtor.
Rhothaerill:Ummm, if Mike permitted anything to be known about himself, being a ninja wouldn't some of those moves be things other than 'roundhouse kicks' all the time? I have a feeling that lots of oriental weapons & martial arts would be involved.
Just commenting in case you have time to produce a 'corrected' version, if Mike will let you. :D