I've eaten enough smurfs. I'll change my diet for a while. I'll go with fraggles, snorks and muppet babies.
Muppet babies. Mmmmmmmmm
:::slurp!:::
Fraggles smurf!
"If you're having smurf problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but a smurfette ain't one..."
Director of Narrative
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"The path of the righteous smurf is beset on all smurfs by the iniquities of the smurfish and the tyranny of evil smurfs. Smurfy is he, who in the smurf of charity and good will, smurfs the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his smurf’s keeper and the finder of smurfed children. And I will smurf down upon thee with great vengeance and smurfy anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my smurfs. And you will smurf my name is the SMURF when I smurf my vengeance upon thee."
The smrfs may own this thread, but I shall persevere, and the smrfs shall one day fall. And I'm still not here.
Ya ain't smrfin' anyone, scaly one.
I am still not here. The kobold in the corner is an illusion.
:::sings:::
"Everybody's gone smurfing! Smurfing U.S.A.!"
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Back to chomping smurfs, fraggles, and Muppet Babies.
"Spaaaaaaaaaaace Smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurf!!!"
Shazam!
Another great cinimatic moment....
"Get Away from her you Smurf!"
- Sigorney Weaver vs. Smurfette in Aliens
Back to eating Fraggles and Snorks.
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When some smurf-eyed, eight-smurf-tall maniac smurfs your neck, smurfs the back of your favorite head up against the smurfroom wall, smurfs you crooked in the smurf and smurfs you if ya smurfed your dues, you just smurf that big sucker right back in the smurf, and you remember what ol' Smurf Burton always smurfs at a time like that: "Have ya smurfed your dues, Smurf?" "Yessir, the smurf is in the smurf."
Who am I?
"Smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurf!!!"
"So that smurfs there could be up to five smurfs up there? We should have smurfin' shotguns."
Who am I?
"Smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurf!!!"
You is Vomit Smrf, returned from the dead.
Best movie quotes spoken by an acting smurf, ever.
From the movie, Smurf Fiction:
"English!! Mothersmurfer!! English!!
"What?"
Smurf 'what' again! I dare you. I double dare you! Smurf 'what' one more Papa Smurf time!
"What?"Smurf 'what' again! I dare you. I double dare you! Smurf 'what' one more Papa Smurf time!
Don't shoot smurfette!
Does...he...look...like...a smurfette?
What would you say to all of us who believed in you, who
looked up to you, who thought you stood for right over wrong, good over
evil? Be my guest. What do you have to say, Plissken?
Smurf. Call me Smurf.
Looks around shiftily...Klaatu Verada...Smurf!
Smurfette? Giggety!
Smrf?
Yipe!
Smurf ify me!
Contributor
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So if Papa Smurf lets some smurfberry juice ferment a little bit before giving it to his smurfs, and Jokey Smurf is there encouraging Hefty Smurf to drink, what would Jokey say?
1. "Chug, chug, chug!"
2. "Smurf, smurf, smurf!"
And would they call it a beer bong, a smurf bong, or a beer smurf?
So if Papa Smrf lets some smrfberry juice ferment a little bit before giving it to his smrfs, and Jokey Smrf is there encouraging Hefty Smrf to drink, what would Jokey say?
1. "Chug, chug, chug!"
2. "Smrf, smrf, smrf!"And would they call it a beer bong, a smrf bong, or a beer smrf?
...or a barrel full of cleaved smrfs and some old cans of 7-up?
I'm having a sm[b][/b]urfy day!
I'm having a sm[b][/b]urfy day!
Ah-ha! That's the way to esacpe the curse! Bwahaha!!!
I'm not feeling very sm[b][/b]urfy myself, today.
I'm not feeling very sm[/b]urfy myself, today.
This thread is sm[b]urfin' sm[b][/b]urfy!
Smurf