The great Smurf experiment


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Khellex_Manpaw_Eats_Fleshy_Bits wrote:

I've eaten enough smurfs. I'll change my diet for a while. I'll go with fraggles, snorks and muppet babies.

Muppet babies. Mmmmmmmmm

:::slurp!:::

Fraggles smurf!

Scarab Sages

Testing, testing, smurf, two, three, testing: can you hear me?


"If you're having smurf problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but a smurfette ain't one..."

Scarab Sages

"They're smurfing Snow White. And they smurf it."

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16

Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits wrote:

Back to chomping smurfs for breakfast in the morning.

Soylent Blue is smurfs!!

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

"The path of the righteous smurf is beset on all smurfs by the iniquities of the smurfish and the tyranny of evil smurfs. Smurfy is he, who in the smurf of charity and good will, smurfs the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his smurf’s keeper and the finder of smurfed children. And I will smurf down upon thee with great vengeance and smurfy anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my smurfs. And you will smurf my name is the SMURF when I smurf my vengeance upon thee."

Liberty's Edge

I think I'll go smurf the earth.


The smrfs may own this thread, but I shall persevere, and the smrfs shall one day fall. And I'm still not here.

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

Ya ain't smurfin' anyone, scaly one.


Daigle wrote:
Ya ain't smrfin' anyone, scaly one.

I am still not here. The kobold in the corner is an illusion.


:::sings:::

"Everybody's gone smurfing! Smurfing U.S.A.!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist. Back to chomping smurfs, fraggles, and Muppet Babies.

Scarab Sages

Like I smurfed my last smurfette, I smurfed, "Honey, I never smurf faster than I can smurf, and besides... it's all in the resmurfs."

Liberty's Edge

"Smurf me my wallet. It's the one that says bad mothersmurfer on it."

Dark Archive Contributor

Like General MacSmurfer in Village War II, when I said "I shall smurf" I kept my promise.

I have smurfed.

Scarab Sages

Just remember what ol' Smurf Burton smurfs when the earth smurfs, the poison smurfs smurf from the sky, and the smurfs of Heaven smurf. Yeah, Smurf Burton just smurfs that big old smurf right in the smurf and says, "Smurf me your best smurf. I can smurf it."


"Spaaaaaaaaaaace Smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurf!!!"


Shazam!


Another great cinimatic moment....

"Get Away from her you Smurf!"

- Sigorney Weaver vs. Smurfette in Aliens

Back to eating Fraggles and Snorks.

Scarab Sages

When some smurf-eyed, eight-smurf-tall maniac smurfs your neck, smurfs the back of your favorite head up against the smurfroom wall, smurfs you crooked in the smurf and smurfs you if ya smurfed your dues, you just smurf that big sucker right back in the smurf, and you remember what ol' Smurf Burton always smurfs at a time like that: "Have ya smurfed your dues, Smurf?" "Yessir, the smurf is in the smurf."

Dark Archive Contributor

Smurf, when someone smurfs if you're a smurf, you smurf "Yes!"


Who am I?
"Smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurf!!!"

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Card Game, Rulebook Subscriber

*Stands up boldly* "I AM Smurficus"


"So that smurfs there could be up to five smurfs up there? We should have smurfin' shotguns."


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Who am I?

"Smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurf!!!"

You is Vomit Smrf, returned from the dead.


Best movie quotes spoken by an acting smurf, ever.

From the movie, Smurf Fiction:

"English!! Mothersmurfer!! English!!

Dark Archive Contributor

Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits wrote:

Best movie quotes spoken by an acting smurf, ever.

From the movie, Smurf Fiction:

"English!! Smurfettesmurfer!! English!!

"What?"


Mike McArtor wrote:
"What?"

Smurf 'what' again! I dare you. I double dare you! Smurf 'what' one more Papa Smurf time!

Liberty's Edge

Smurf that


the DZA wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
"What?"
Smurf 'what' again! I dare you. I double dare you! Smurf 'what' one more Papa Smurf time!

Don't shoot smurfette!

Dark Archive Contributor

the DZA wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
"What?"
Smurf 'what' again! I dare you. I double dare you! Smurf 'what' one more Papa Smurf time!

"Smurf?"


busts a cap in Mike's shoulder

Does...he...look...like...a smurfette?

Scarab Sages

"Smurfs! Why'd it have to be....smurfs?"


What would you say to all of us who believed in you, who
looked up to you, who thought you stood for right over wrong, good over
evil? Be my guest. What do you have to say, Plissken?

Smurf. Call me Smurf.

Scarab Sages

"It's not the smurfs, smurfette, it's the smurfage."

Paizo Employee Managing Developer

"Charlie don't smurf."

Liberty's Edge

You can smurf out of MY canteen. (lol)

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Card Game, Rulebook Subscriber

"One thing about smurfing in Santa Carla I never could smurf... all the smurfing smurfs"

Dark Archive Contributor

"Smurf, where's my smurf?"


Looks around shiftily...Klaatu Verada...Smurf!

Smurfette? Giggety!

Scarab Sages

Smurf?


Aberzombie wrote:
Smrf?

Yipe!


Smurf ify me!

Dark Archive Contributor

So if Papa Smurf lets some smurfberry juice ferment a little bit before giving it to his smurfs, and Jokey Smurf is there encouraging Hefty Smurf to drink, what would Jokey say?

1. "Chug, chug, chug!"
2. "Smurf, smurf, smurf!"

And would they call it a beer bong, a smurf bong, or a beer smurf?


Mike McArtor wrote:

So if Papa Smrf lets some smrfberry juice ferment a little bit before giving it to his smrfs, and Jokey Smrf is there encouraging Hefty Smrf to drink, what would Jokey say?

1. "Chug, chug, chug!"
2. "Smrf, smrf, smrf!"

And would they call it a beer bong, a smrf bong, or a beer smrf?

...or a barrel full of cleaved smrfs and some old cans of 7-up?


Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Society Subscriber

I'm having a sm[b][/b]urfy day!


Cintra Bristol wrote:
I'm having a sm[b][/b]urfy day!

Ah-ha! That's the way to esacpe the curse! Bwahaha!!!


I'm not feeling very sm[b][/b]urfy myself, today.


Trey wrote:
I'm not feeling very sm[/b]urfy myself, today.

This thread is sm[b]urfin' sm[b][/b]urfy!

RPG Superstar 2011 Top 16

Smurf

Dark Archive

Now that we figured out how the smurf thing works what about the olde english bug.

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