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I pop I'm Hiding In Your Closet out of a weaponized Jack-in-the-Box. When the last note plays, he is launched into the sun.
It's a voodoo doll of GoatToucher. Sticking pins in this doll often elicits squeals of delight just outside of your darkened window. I ain't helping you find that doll! The next poster also senses something outside of their darkened window.
I off Gnasty Gnorc with a combination of gnightsticks, gnunchakus, and a gnuclear bomb.
Algernon vs. the Flowers!
I hear you have an overpopulation of virgins. I can help with that, thus increasing your tactical forces. *tactical smile* The next poster will distract the mods so that this questionable post will go unnoticed.
For best results, pair I'm Hiding In Your Closet with zinfandel, churros, and cheese.
Whenever I'm lost in the woods, shouting "PULG" always seems to orient me. This has to do with the fact that you only find Pulg on the north side of trees.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for replacing all the mart-carts in a certain retail store with ATVs. Although, it has been fun to watch the carnage. So, only a temporary ban.
Pulg didn't invent the Furby so much as he spawned them.
The Shallots: A mere 200 yards from shore, surfer Nancy is attacked by a great red onion, with her short journey to safety becoming the ultimate contest of wills.
When GoatToucher walks by outdoor cafes, he collects dental floss and says, "Thank you."
When Pulg walks by outdoor cafes, he passes out dental floss and says, "Sorry 'bout that."
The Extras for the film (notably, Count Reiner Heydrich, Malvel, GoatToucher, Pulg, Aqua Pulg, and Barbie World Pulg) were paid in hiccups (which also can be understood in the Biblical sense).
Ranger Alissa spends her time preventing two bears from stealing pick-a-nik baskets.
Sergeant Baskerville used to run a flower shop. He lost business over time though as customers were not inclined to buy flowers that had been "pre-wee-wee'd".
Neither would approve
The original original story of Hansel and Gretel was actually: "Hänsel und Gretel und Pulg". In that story, the witch was terrified of Pulg, and tried to use Hansel and Gretel to lure Pulg into a trap. As the witch waited, it grew cold. She pulled her "fur coat" around her...and was never heard from again.
They taste great with ketchup (or catsup as it was called back in the days of the dinosaurs). The next poster invented mushrooms.
There was a psycho had an axe
*Drowns Sissyl in a bowl of punch. <later, at the party...> Party goer: "Mmmmm. This is good. Is the punch spiked?" Me: "Why, yes...yes it is!"
Variable Geometry - The Movie!
"Th-Th-That's All, Folks!"
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Bluttissement The practice of debunking old ink paintings with Gundams in them. Practitioners are called Blutts. Example -
Blutt: "What? That's not a Gundam, they don't exist! It must be a crane with an off-cambered, double-pike perspective. Off with you!" Chorpeleacc
Removing the "T"s reveals a poignant story of a man just trying to pay his bills: He Good, He Bad, and He Ugly
He's in the adventure path Rise of the GoatTouchers. *Spoiler* you'll want spells of blindness and deafness...not to cast on your enemy, but to cast on yourself. You just don't want to see or hear anything in this adventure path. The next poster spoils everything for everybody!
366. Any time your neighbors are making so much noise that you can't concentrate on the game, you can only send the player who is playing a Paladin to ask your neighbors to quiet down. Otherwise you just treat it as a noisy Inn.
Years ago, Pulg, GoatToucher, I'm Hiding In Your Closet, Ventnor, Sissyl, KahnyaGnorc, Sliska Zafir, Count Reiner Heydrich, and even JTDV's brother JTDIII all lived in harmony. But then Xasay Xyu showed up with an insidious game called Twister™. Since then, no one has talked about "it" and we've all avoided each other or said anything about "it". Thanks a lot Xasay Xyu! >:(
It has been a pleasure reading all your posts in this thread. And mine. Reading mine is also a pleasure.
Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis is a friend of squirrels and will often be seen in the park tearing off chunks of bread and feeding his friends while they sit in his lap chittering about who-knows-what. Then, they'll all laugh. And then continue eating.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for using only his middle name on these forums. Did you know that his last name is "Because It's Fun" and that his first name is "Guess What"?
Step 5: Dropping an emotionally distraught space whale from orbit on everyone...just to be sure. The next poster knows Step 6.
*Performs mouth to proboscis resuscitation on KahnyaGnorc* "KAHNYAGNORC! KAHNYAGNORC! Well...Kahn Ya?" The next poster can answer that question.
I cut through Pulg with a legendary Samurai sword (whose name I cannot remember). The blade cuts so fine that it takes a whole week for Pulg to realize something is wrong as his top half separates from his bottom half while doing laundry.
Look at me. How Necromantic!
<laughing> Oh yeah, I remember the first time I met Sliska Zafir. I mean, that's why he has that permanent frozen look of fear on his face. Apparently, he ran over and threw open the closet door and he was expecting I'm Hiding In Your Closet but I Was Hiding In His Closet and that really startled him. <laughs again> You should have seen the look on his face...oh, I forgot, you are seeing it.
♬ You were a Lot Lizard
♬ So I smacked him down
♬So I hope you don't hate when I Stack Them Eights
The next poster is on fire.
The first time I had met GoatToucher he had rear-ended my car. As the initial shock wore off he rear-ended my car again. I couldn't believe it! And then he rammed it again. After a few more times of this, I finally got out of my car and walked up to him and said, "Where's your car...?"
Granted! The world lowers its standards and now erbuddys grammer are gooder. I wish that the hilts of lightsabers were more like real swords and less like the horrid spawn of a love relationship between a DIY light fixture and a modern art exhibit of a conduit pipe.
Vivisection, Evisceration, and You. Brought to you by Jiffy-Pop! - "As much fun to cook as it is to eat!"
Evisceration Diaries part 7: The return of Hands and Chewing It.
Pulg's weapon of choice: The tricycle!
The Erty Pub, or as it's known in parts of Golarion, Pub Erty, is a fine establishment stocked with the most avant-garde libations. I hit it just before dawn, working with a necromancer, her minions, and an ex-Druid, robbing the Erty Pub of both drink and coin. The next poster is hunting us down.
Mine says, "Ta Da!" and then waits for others to laugh. Hmmmmm. I guess it's exactly like me! o_O
I "drown" Pulg by placing a rather large watermelon over his head.
I fly Sirius Sa'luk to the Sahara and remove his umbrella. The sun cooks him to his death in minutes (not hours...he doesn't even survive to brunch). His death becomes legend to the native peoples who refer to the one who was Serious Sad'Luck.
Sunomono Slaad has a doll collection that actually rivals Smaug the Dragon's collection.
The first time I met Goblinbane we were, what, like 4 or 5 years old? He had just set his father on fire. Gosh, times were much simpler back then.
Is this my real post?
Open my cupboard
The next poster plays the cowbell in a rock band.
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