The most glorious pie ever to be had.
The next poster has caught them all.
Oh yes. Incidentally, were you aware that a mere seven cubes of rooms that are a thousand rooms on a side can hold every human around? Amazing what information you figure out when devoting yourself to mega-projects!
The next poster has to share a cube room, and isn't pleased about it.
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Normally, I would be fine. A coffin for me and one each for my brides. But I have to also accommodate my goody good brother, Siegfried Heydrich (who is a ghost, not a vampire, so why he needs a coffin is anyone's guess) and my traitorous little sister, Katarina Heydrich, so yes I'm not happy!
When someone calls the next poster a stingy skinflint they always reply with "I'm stingy, sure, but I'm too old to be a skinflint."
"I'm a skinflint, sure, but I'm too old to be stingy"
The next poster is deathly afraid of kittens.
Open wide, and be careful - they tend to stick in your thr... Whoops.
The next poster has updated the Heimlich Manoeuvre.
I tried to join an Orca pod. Things got tense. Thanks to Kali Altzairu for scaring them away with that hairdoo. It gave me time to get back on the boat.
The next poster cannot sleep.
Haunting memories, traumatic events, what am I doing with my life...
The next poster sleeps too much.
It's strictly a symbiotic relationship.
The next poster has a short attention span.
I do n...
Oh look, a ball!
*kicks ball*
The next poster wishes she didn't.
If only she hadn't! We could have done such wonderful things!
The next poster wants to come do wonderful things with me!
Tell me more about these "wonderful things"
*grins*
The next poster is the leader of a robot gang.
Oh yes. Always been. You know me.
The next poster found a shoe in their mailbox. The final piece needed!
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Finally, Doktor Verruckte's patchwork monstrosity, shall be completed!
*Looks around at the confused faces.*
What? A hybridised golem needs clothes too. It may be a monster of pure evil and destruction, but even then, there's limits!
Like yours truly, the next poster is a member of GoatToucher's yoga class.
And that's how I learnt the true meaning of 'Reverse Dog'.
The next poster is a member of the elite Acupuncture Commandos.
Yep. And a terrifying sight it is!
The next poster breaks the sound barrier when they talk.
YES I DO!
*echoes for eternity*
The next poster has a brother named Luigi.
Indee**BOOOOM!!!**
:scribbles on notepad:
"The next poster knows what evil lurks within the hearts of Men."
It tends to be red, all though some of it looks blue.
The next poster has no heart.
I do not...beep...boop...
The next poster is planning a heist.
Yes! We intend to steal away with the giant [redacted] that throbs at the heart of GoatToucher Island and use it to bore a hole to the centre of the earth. Courtney Love might want it afterwards.
The next poster has the Lard That Time Forgot.
I'm like a Great White. Mmmmmmmm. Chewy.
The next poster purports to have had an encounter with Sasquatch.
Oh yes.
Have you ever heard the howls of the mighty Skunk-Ape? Have you heard its tortuous grunts as he tries to shape words in the human tongue, pleading for sweet release?
Do you know why the Yeti avoids human (or near enough) contact?
These are all interesting things.
The next poster has earned the monicker "BigFoot".
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Soup, by Pulg.
The next poster has discovered a new form of renewable energy.
Count's spin wheel see you put the evil count on the spin wheel and he runs around generatoring energy
The next poster has never joined a PVP in their life.
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I'm not someone who enjoys competition, going up against other vampires in giant wheels does not appeal to me. That's why I turned the sport into a renewable energy source (but told no-one, which is why ADM had to discover it).
Anybody remember the Avatar of Zon-Kuthon? Well, the next poster does and realised that they have the exact same schedule plan as him.
Trying to get into a Pathfinder game. Every spare moment.
The next poster has seen the movie "Ninjago" also.
When I was a child, my dentist told me Jaws was a coming of age story about a boy with braces. I'm still confused because I don't remember the kid or his journey into young adulthood, but there sure as hell was a terrifying shark in that movie! To this day I make sure there are no dentists in the water before I go swimming.
The next poster plays an interesting team sport!
It is a hidden shrine!
The next poster just hit puberty...
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The Erty Pub, or as it's known in parts of Golarion, Pub Erty, is a fine establishment stocked with the most avant-garde libations. I hit it just before dawn, working with a necromancer, her minions, and an ex-Druid, robbing the Erty Pub of both drink and coin.
The next poster is hunting us down.
I will find you, you gave us all we needed by leaving your calling card. You can run, or gallop, but you can't hide.
The next poster is my deputy.
Hot diggety dog, goblin pardner sheriff.
The next poster would like to thank the masked gobbo.
Not sure about that reference...
The next poster understands all references
I understand EVERYTHING, but I suffer from not caring (G0F).
The next poster has too much of the feels!
If anything, my only flaw is that I care too much!
The next poster likes Firefly.
You can’t sue Cobras. They are snakes!!!
The next poster has originality
You can't sue Kobra! They're fictional!
The next poster has won a lawsuit against their imaginary friend.