"Body dimension!"
A new workout video
From Richard Simmons
From Richard Simmons
Came the best advice I've seen
Dance like you're not fat
It’s one of his hits:
Rising dragon ultra punch!
Fighting anime
Fighting anime
Only in teenage high schools
What do adults do?
Personality
you'll be alone and unique
or a clone zombie
Haunted Carnival
I bought one for two dollars
Off of Craigslist. Yeah!
Add "Alt-services"
Let's see, how 'bout shucking corn
Now wasn't that fun?
Now wasn't that fun?
A remote-controlled death chip
improves your morale.
“Improve your morale
By eating at Joe’s!” they said
Lackluster burger
"Lacklustre burger.
"Mediocre fries. One star."
My best Yelp review
My best Yelp review
Involved a truck and a spoon
Hey, who is hungry?
The tiger is his!
This is not your zoo, McDuck!
TV Cartoon plot.
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"Th-Th-That's All, Folks!"
A sacred incantation
Calling Cthulu
Calling Cthulu
To race Go-Karts on Monday
Mario's morning
She wants a stoic
To be kicked in the <Redact>
That would be funny
Lo! A star is born
Coronal mass ejection
'lot like a wet fart
Lot likes a wet fart
Jonah punched the whale’s liver
Untold Bible tales
Mary Magdalene
Wants to know how you know her
You sly, dirty dog
Wait, that's the Navy
What are they doing up here?
In my sock drawer?
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Neither would approve
If they knew what you would wear
Bathing suit of corn
No Wild Weasels,
(Electronic warfare planes)
Were built from A-10s.
Needs supplication
Or sleep - needs some restful sleep
Or crackers with cheese
That's ridiculous
Twice I needed a gene-splice
So I could eat you