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My third arm says yes,
But my seventh leg says no,
Body dissension.
"Body dimension!"
A new workout video
From Richard Simmons
From Richard Simmons
Came the best advice I've seen
Dance like you're not fat
Dance like you're not Fat
Weird Al will not be happy
It's one of his hits!
It’s one of his hits:
Rising dragon ultra punch!
Fighting anime
Fighting anime
Only in teenage high schools
What do adults do?
What do adults do?
They commit adult-ery!
Logical thinking
Logical thinking
Is such a rare thing these days
Rarer than red hair
Rarer than red hair
Might be the INFJ
Personality
Personality
you'll be alone and unique
or a clone zombie
"You're a clown zombie!"
Screamed Captain Obvious at
Haunted carnival
Haunted Carnival
I bought one for two dollars
Off of Craigslist. Yeah!
"Off of Craigslist, YEAH!"
Crow misguided crusaders
"Adult Services"
Add "Alt-services"
Let's see, how 'bout shucking corn
Now wasn't that fun?
Now wasn't that fun?
A remote-controlled death chip
improves your morale.
“Improve your morale
By eating at Joe’s!” they said
Lackluster burger
"Lacklustre burger.
"Mediocre fries. One star."
My best Yelp review
My best Yelp review
Involved a truck and a spoon
Hey, who is hungry?
Hey, who is hungry?
It ain't you, Rock. The Eye of
The Tiger is his!
The tiger is his!
This is not your zoo, McDuck!
TV Cartoon plot.
TV Cartoon plot
Beth Olam Cemetery
Th-Th-That's All, Folks!
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"Th-Th-That's All, Folks!"
A sacred incantation
Calling Cthulu
Calling Cthulu
To race Go-Karts on Monday
Mario's morning
Mario's mourning
And Princess Peach doesn't care
She wants a stoic
She wants a stoic
To be kicked in the <Redact>
That would be funny
That wood be funny
It's big...it's heavy...it's LOG!
Better than bad - good!
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"Better than baaaaaaa! - Goo!"
Exclaimed the scientist sheep,
Stirring gross green mud.
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Stirring gross green mud,
A discovery was made,
Nuclear fusion.
Nuclear fusion
Accretion of gas and dust
Lo! A star is born
Lo! A star is born
Coronal mass ejection
'lot like a wet fart
Lot likes a wet fart
Jonah punched the whale’s liver
Untold Bible tales
Untold Bible tales
Weird magic and dirty sex
Mary Magdalene
Mary Magdalene
Wants to know how you know her
You sly, dirty dog
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You sly, dirty dog,
How did you steal the bacon?
In the doghouse now!
In the doghouse now!
You can sail the seven seas!
Wait, that's the Navy
Wait, that's the Navy
What are they doing up here?
In my sock drawer?
In my sock drawer
Are the finest argyles
You should be jealous
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You should be jealous
Big Bird can eat through his beak.
A pity you can't.
A pity you Kant
Put Descartes before the horse
The Marx of the Jung
The Marx of the Jung
Pseudoscientific cult
Neither would approve
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Neither would approve
If they knew what you would wear
Bathing suit of corn
Bathing Suit of Khorne
WARHAMMER: Gods of Chaos
Swimsuit Edition!
Swimsuit Edition
Only one-piece mom suits, though
No wild weasels
No Wild Weasels,
(Electronic warfare planes)
Were built from A-10s.
"We're built from Aten's
celestial radiance"
monotheism
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Monotheism
Like all the other -isms
Needs supplication.
Needs supplication
Or sleep - needs some restful sleep
Or crackers with cheese
Ore-crackers with cheese?
I've heard of hard cheeses, but
That's ridiculous!
That's ridiculous
Twice I needed a gene-splice
So I could eat you
So, I could eat you,
Mr. Breakfast, but first, let's
eat Mr. T - *CRUNCH!*
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