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Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

My third arm says yes,
But my seventh leg says no,
Body dissension.


"Body dimension!"
A new workout video
From Richard Simmons


From Richard Simmons
Came the best advice I've seen
Dance like you're not fat

Liberty's Edge

Dance like you're not Fat
Weird Al will not be happy
It's one of his hits!


It’s one of his hits:
Rising dragon ultra punch!
Fighting anime


Fighting anime
Only in teenage high schools
What do adults do?

Scarab Sages

What do adults do?
They commit adult-ery!
Logical thinking

Liberty's Edge

Logical thinking
Is such a rare thing these days
Rarer than red hair

Scarab Sages

Rarer than red hair
Might be the INFJ
Personality


Personality
you'll be alone and unique
or a clone zombie

Scarab Sages

"You're a clown zombie!"
Screamed Captain Obvious at
Haunted carnival


Haunted Carnival
I bought one for two dollars
Off of Craigslist. Yeah!

Scarab Sages

"Off of Craigslist, YEAH!"
Crow misguided crusaders
"Adult Services"


Add "Alt-services"
Let's see, how 'bout shucking corn
Now wasn't that fun?


Now wasn't that fun?
A remote-controlled death chip
improves your morale.


“Improve your morale
By eating at Joe’s!” they said
Lackluster burger


"Lacklustre burger.
"Mediocre fries. One star."
My best Yelp review


My best Yelp review
Involved a truck and a spoon
Hey, who is hungry?

Liberty's Edge

Hey, who is hungry?
It ain't you, Rock. The Eye of
The Tiger is his!


The tiger is his!
This is not your zoo, McDuck!
TV Cartoon plot.

Scarab Sages

TV Cartoon plot
Beth Olam Cemetery
Th-Th-That's All, Folks!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

"Th-Th-That's All, Folks!"
A sacred incantation
Calling Cthulu


Calling Cthulu
To race Go-Karts on Monday
Mario's morning

Liberty's Edge

Mario's mourning
And Princess Peach doesn't care
She wants a stoic


She wants a stoic
To be kicked in the <Redact>
That would be funny

Scarab Sages

That wood be funny
It's big...it's heavy...it's LOG!
Better than bad - good!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

"Better than baaaaaaa! - Goo!"
Exclaimed the scientist sheep,
Stirring gross green mud.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Stirring gross green mud,
A discovery was made,
Nuclear fusion.

Scarab Sages

Nuclear fusion
Accretion of gas and dust
Lo! A star is born


Lo! A star is born
Coronal mass ejection
'lot like a wet fart


Lot likes a wet fart
Jonah punched the whale’s liver
Untold Bible tales

Scarab Sages

Untold Bible tales
Weird magic and dirty sex
Mary Magdalene


Mary Magdalene
Wants to know how you know her
You sly, dirty dog

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

You sly, dirty dog,
How did you steal the bacon?
In the doghouse now!

Scarab Sages

In the doghouse now!
You can sail the seven seas!
Wait, that's the Navy


Wait, that's the Navy
What are they doing up here?
In my sock drawer?

Liberty's Edge

In my sock drawer
Are the finest argyles
You should be jealous

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

You should be jealous
Big Bird can eat through his beak.
A pity you can't.

Liberty's Edge

A pity you Kant
Put Descartes before the horse
The Marx of the Jung

Scarab Sages

The Marx of the Jung
Pseudoscientific cult
Neither would approve


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Neither would approve
If they knew what you would wear
Bathing suit of corn

Scarab Sages

Bathing Suit of Khorne
WARHAMMER: Gods of Chaos
Swimsuit Edition!

Liberty's Edge

Swimsuit Edition
Only one-piece mom suits, though
No wild weasels


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

No Wild Weasels,
(Electronic warfare planes)
Were built from A-10s.

Scarab Sages

"We're built from Aten's
celestial radiance"
monotheism

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure, Card Game, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Monotheism
Like all the other -isms
Needs supplication.


Needs supplication
Or sleep - needs some restful sleep
Or crackers with cheese

Scarab Sages

Ore-crackers with cheese?
I've heard of hard cheeses, but
That's ridiculous!


That's ridiculous
Twice I needed a gene-splice
So I could eat you

Scarab Sages

So, I could eat you,
Mr. Breakfast, but first, let's
eat Mr. T - *CRUNCH!*

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