The Landshark is a bit played by an actor. They'll most likely see his legs and put an arrow in the cosplay equivalent of his knee (pelvic fin). That won't work.
Methinks we should have a tailgate party outside the drawbridge. The wafting smell of the bbq, corn on the cobb, and cold brews should draw them out to their doom!
That's because he's not a guy in a costume singing songs. Oh no, he's a real purple dinosaur and he 1) ate a guy 2) is slowly digesting him (like the Sarlacc) 3) is forcing that guy to dance and sing songs while being digested!
And your post about Barney was 6066. illuminati confirmed.
The next poster has an interesting conspiracy theory. queue the X-Files theme
I remember the first time Goblinbane was ordered to my cell. After the guard shoved him in I looked at Goblinbane and I was like "No roommate, fool!" It was rough at first, but eventually we became good friends and I even had his back in general population. That is, until he shanked me one day. But then he is a Goblin so I can't say I didn't see that coming.
Good morning, Boss. While you were sleeping we went ahead and attached the occipital weapon platform as you've requested. You can't see anything because we've removed your pupils. But you get ultimate destruction at whomever and whatever you choose to look at with those neat little muzzles sticking out of your eye sockets!
Oh, and your spouse requested that you never look in their direction ever again. You know, to keep them alive.
Minions! board the cruise ship. It's time for a vacation!
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Once per page (fifty posts), a creature other than an elemental, golem, dragon or ooze (like a special type of cow or goblin) can be introduced.
The new creature is: Grig
The Synchronized Swimming Grig is known as such because of the exact, matching movements of this tiny Fey when dancing in gangs or bands. The Synchronized Swimming Grig often mesmerizes folks by performing the same dance, but with each Grig using its invisibility to flicker in and out of the performance - sometimes creating a domino effect that the observer will naturally follow to the last Grig (usually in the opposite direction, as the Grigs are trying to distract the observer). Like all Grigs, Synchronized Swimming Grigs excel at music. But unlike their basic forest cousins, the Synchronized Swimming Grig do not have use of Pyrotechnics. In its place they use Water Walk to enhance the unique flavor of their dancing.
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Granted [by Genies who G0F! :D] A team of lawyers descend upon you to capture every word and every intent with "The party of the first part" and "hence" this and "hence" that. Nevermore will you be misunderstood*.
I wish we got paid to answer wishes!
*Does not apply to arguments with the spouse, herein referred to as the party of the second part.
Only the moderators get offended around here. We don't. But wishes get corrupted in unexpected ways. Anything you say, can and will be used to corrupt the wish. Hence, this post.
Oh Yes! Tomorrow is Mt. Vesuvius Day. What can I say? I like to watch the world burn. *Evil grin...wait, that's just my normal grin...actually, I'm not even smiling...I'm just standing here waiting for Mt. Vesuvius Day...evil grin!*
The next poster can put the biggest smiles on everybody they meet!