363. In order to facilitate true horror, any time a character "summons" a creature, the player must use a Monopoly board during the ritual. Ouijas are for Oussys!
364. VIXIE NO--
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365. It is legal to use a human sacrifice of one of the players as a replacement for any spell component.
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366. Any time your neighbors are making so much noise that you can't concentrate on the game, you can only send the player who is playing a Paladin to ask your neighbors to quiet down. Otherwise you just treat it as a noisy Inn.
367. Encumbrance rules will apply to the player as well. Every item their character carries will be emulated through a set of weights applied to the player's hiking backpack.
169. "Why does it burn when I pee?" is not an appropriate question to ask when communing with a deity.
169B. A heal check DC10 will tell you if you have an STD. It will therefore be a waste of a scarce question.
370)A robe of useful items should include a catapult capable of launching a gnome in spiked armor.
371)Before a PC researches a spell summoning a pinch happy crab into a foes armor, the GM must tell them if they will allow the spell at all.
373)The maximum spell level is equal to how much fun the GM wants the game to be, on a scale from 1-10. (Spacefinder is the exception because god machines.)
374)Bump. Not the first unusable rule on this list, and it won't be the last.
375)This is the same year so Karen cannot scream "Thread Necromancy"!
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377:All posts that contain links to viruses, trojans, or any other malware must be reported as spam.
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299. Excessive Elvish Nationality and Racism will no longer be tolerated
379. Excessive anti-Elven racism will be punished in due course by having the offending PC wind up in a hopeless certain-doom situation, only to be miraculously rescued by the heroic intervention of Legolas and Drizzt Do'Urden.
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380:AntiDisestablishmentarianism is a cult that only really exists so it's members can call on all other members to participate in a ritual. If there is a meeting announced, it is really a ritual.
