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Anguirus the spiky kaiju wrote: 2:30 PM on Wednesday, 23rd January, in the desert that was not yet called Arizona:
AAA-WWWOOOOOOGGGAAAAAHHH!!! GRUFF!! GRUFF!! HHAAA-WWWOOOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAHHH!!!
** spoiler omitted **
The massive, spiky-shelled, ankylosaur-like kaiju charges toward Gojira with feet that trample the arid dunes and shake boulders loose from the canyons! It launches its impossibly colossal body toward Gojira, curled up in an armored ball, like a massive, spiky armadillo! *KRAKA-DOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!!*
Anguirus bowls into Gojira, piercing the King of Kaiju's scaly hide, and invoking his ire!!
HHHOOOOONNNKKK!!!! BRRREEEAAAAAAAARRRRKKKK!!!
Gojira tries correcting his playmate's antisocial behavior with a blast of his atomic breath... *BBBZZZZAAAAAAAPPP!!!
GODZILLA! by Blue Oyster Cult...
Halfway around the world, in the arid desert that colonists will call Arizona, the King of Kaiju is finally able to awaken his old playmate/nemesis Anguirus...
After much stomping about the arid desert and blasting canyons in it with his atomic breath weapon: BREEEEAAAAAARRRRRKKK!!! BREEEEAAAAARRRKKKK!!!
At the same moment the Champions are engaged in battle against the trio of oriental monsters, a meteor plummets through the firmament toward Earth, where it will fall into the Sea of Japan at 9:00 tomorrow morning, causing devastating tsunami and tidal waves to flood the coasts of Asia, and awakening Gojira, King of Kaiju, from centuries of hibernation on the seabed...
Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote: Meanwhile, at the same moment that Ogon Fox and his friend The Bear fight against oriental bounty hunters in a Roman via...
Having wrought apocalyptic devastation upon feudal Japan, Gojira and Mosura turn their attentions toward greater fields across which to stomp and blast swathes of utter annihilation!
Gojira wading or swimming and Mosura flying east across the Pacific Ocean, they come upon the west coast of the New World, in what would be known as California, and begin a rampage that was foretold by the medicine men and shamans of the indigenous people, and births a new cycle of horrorific legendry among them!
BBBRRREEEEAAAAAAARRRRRKKK!!!
** spoiler omitted **
Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote: Wednesday 10th of January, 2:00 PM, central Honshu Island of Japan:
After nearly five continuous hours of titanic combat, Gojira finally reasserts his supremacy, forcing Mosura to flee for her life with his atomic breath weapon!
*ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPP!!! ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPP!!!* BBBRRREEEEEAAAAARRRRKKKK!!!!
GOJIRA VS MOSURA
Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote: Wednesday 10th of January, 9:15 AM, central Honshu Island of Japan:
Climbing into the mountainous highlands of north-central Honshu, Gojira, King of Kaiju, begins to awaken his “subjects”!
At the mouth of a massive, yawning cavern in the side of a remote peak, Gojira shriek-roars, over and over again, for nearly twenty minutes, before the great cavern’s occupant finally can ignore it no longer, and awakens...
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!...
** spoiler omitted **
Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote: Tuesday, 9th of January, 11:00 PM, Japanese Island of Honshu, twenty leagues north of the blazing ruins of Edo:
Gojira continues his apocalyptic rampage, stomping and incinerating a swath of utter destruction hundreds of yards wide! His colossal reptilian feet trample an ancient bamboo grove to smithereens, pounding the high stalks down into massive, claw-shaped craters! The King of Kaiju seems to recall an ancient memory...
There are others besides me... Foes to fight!... and friends to go rampaging with!... Mothra! Mothra is my friend!... or is she my foe??... Can’t recall... Doesn’t matter, she’ll remind me after I wake her, I suppose... thinks Gojira out loud: YYYRRREEEAAAAARRRKKKK!!!! BBRRREEEEEAAAAAARRRRKKKK!!! GGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote: Meanwhile, in Japan...
Gojira, King of Kaiju, stomps across the blazing ruins of Edo (medieval Tokyo), each colossal footfall causing the ground to quake! Lifting his titanic reptilian head to the waxing moon, Gojira gives voice to a monstrous shriek!
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKK!!!!
GOJIRA ROARS!
Turning north, the King of Kaiju stomps off to wreak further destruction upon the Land of the Rising Sun...
FEUDAL JAPAN MAP
Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote: Tidal waves wash through the city of Edo (which would be renamed Tōkyō in the 19th century), drowning thousands of Japanese citizens and causing the houses, shops, temples, and tea houses to collapse!
The King of Kaiju blots out the sun, throwing the panicked city in darkness before his terrible breath weapon incinerates a block of buildings, lighting the city up again!
In preparation for the next adventure, Ghost Tower of Flower Palace, a recap of earlier asides Will follow...
Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote: Tuesday, January 9th, in the Sea of Japan, 9:00 AM:
Halfway around the world, in the Sea of Japan, a meteor plummets to the Earth, descending into the briny depths to impact with great force, causing a tidal wave and typhoons to devestate the coasts of Asia!
Worse yet, the impact awakens from centuries of slumber the mighty King of Kaiju, Gojira!
The reptilian colossus opens a giant yellow eye, enraged at being awakened, and famished from centuries of hibernation...
Up from the depths rises the Titan, thirty stories high, causing more flooding and typhoons across Asia...
OH NO! There goes Edo! GODZILLA!!
Antichrist Nero wrote: Archdevil Lucifer wrote: "Woe to you, O Earth and Sea! For the Devil sends the Beast with wrath because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the Beast for it is a human number! Its number is six hundred and sixty six!" That's me. I'm the Beast. I AM THE BEAST!!
Stomping across rocky hills in the area that would one day be called Los Angeles, the King of Kaiju remembers his old friend, Rodan, the pterodactyl-like daikaiju who nests inside a volcano to the north, which men would someday call Mount Saint Helens...
BBBRREEEEAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!! BRRAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!! YYYEEEAAARRRRKKKKK!!! Hey! We ought to go wake up old sleepy bones Rodan! Yeah! He’s missing out on all the rampaging!
Stomping across rocky hills in the area that would one day be called Los Angeles, the King of Kaiju remembers his old friend, Rodan, the pterodactyl-like daikaiju who nests inside a volcano to the north, which men would someday call Mount Saint Helens...
BBBRREEEEAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!! BRRAAAAAAAAAAKKKK!!! YYYEEEAAARRRRKKKKK!!! Hey! We ought to go wake up old sleepy bones Rodan! Yeah! He’s missing out on all the rampaging!
Meanwhile, at the same moment that Ogon Fox and his friend The Bear fight against oriental bounty hunters in a Roman via...
Having wrought apocalyptic devastation upon feudal Japan, Gojira and Mosura turn their attentions toward greater fields across which to stomp and blast swathes of utter annihilation!
Gojira wading or swimming and Mosura flying east across the Pacific Ocean, they come upon the west coast of the New World, in what would be known as California, and begin a rampage that was foretold by the medicine men and shamans of the indigenous people, and births a new cycle of horrorific legendry among them!
BBBRRREEEEAAAAAAARRRRRKKK!!!
Wednesday 10th of January, 2:00 PM, central Honshu Island of Japan:
After nearly five continuous hours of titanic combat, Gojira finally reasserts his supremacy, forcing Mosura to flee for her life with his atomic breath weapon!
*ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPP!!! ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPP!!!* BBBRRREEEEEAAAAARRRRKKKK!!!!
GOJIRA VS MOSURA!
Wednesday 10th of January, 2:00 PM, central Honshu Island of Japan:
After nearly five continuous hours of titanic combat, Gojira finally reasserts his supremacy, forcing Mosura to flee for her life with his atomic breath weapon!
*ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPP!!! ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPP!!!* BBBRRREEEEEAAAAARRRRKKKK!!!!
GOJIRA VS MOSURA
Wednesday 10th of January, 9:15 AM, central Honshu Island of Japan:
Climbing into the mountainous highlands of north-central Honshu, Gojira, King of Kaiju, begins to awaken his “subjects”!
At the mouth of a massive, yawning cavern in the side of a remote peak, Gojira shriek-roars, over and over again, for nearly twenty minutes, before the great cavern’s occupant finally can ignore it no longer, and awakens...
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!...
Wednesday 10th of January, 9:15 AM, central Honshu Island of Japan:
Climbing into the mountainous highlands of north-central Honshu, Gojira, King of Kaiju, begins to awaken his “subjects”!
At the mouth of a massive, yawning cavern in the side of a remote peak, Gojira shriek-roars, over and over again, for nearly twenty minutes, before the great cavern’s occupant finally can ignore it no longer, and awakens...
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!...
Tuesday, 9th of January, 11:00 PM, Japanese Island of Honshu, twenty leagues north of the blazing ruins of Edo:
Gojira continues his apocalyptic rampage, stomping and incinerating a swath of utter destruction hundreds of yards wide! His colossal reptilian feet trample an ancient bamboo grove to smithereens, pounding the high stalks down into massive, claw-shaped craters! The King of Kaiju seems to recall an ancient memory...
There are others besides me... Foes to fight!... and friends to go rampaging with!... Mothra! Mothra is my friend!... or is she my foe??... Can’t recall... Doesn’t matter, she’ll remind me after I wake her, I suppose... thinks Gojira out loud: YYYRRREEEAAAAARRRKKKK!!!! BBRRREEEEEAAAAAARRRRKKKK!!! GGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Tuesday, 9th of January, 11:00 PM, Japanese Island of Honshu, twenty leagues north of the blazing ruins of Edo:
Gojira continues his apocalyptic rampage, stomping and incinerating a swath of utter destruction hundreds of yards wide! His colossal reptilian feet trample an ancient bamboo grove to smithereens, pounding the high stalks down into massive, claw-shaped craters! The King of Kaiju seems to recall an ancient memory...
There are others besides me... Foes to fight!... and friends to go rampaging with!... Mothra! Mothra is my friend!... or is she my foe??... Can’t recall... Doesn’t matter, she’ll remind me after I wake her, I suppose... thinks Gojira out loud: YYYRRREEEAAAAARRRKKKK!!!! BBRRREEEEEAAAAAARRRRKKKK!!! GGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Meanwhile, in Japan...
Gojira, King of Kaiju, stomps across the blazing ruins of Edo (medieval Tokyo), each colossal footfall causing the ground to quake! Lifting his titanic reptilian head to the waxing moon, Gojira gives voice to a monstrous shriek!
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKK!!!!
GOJIRA ROARS!
Turning north, the King of Kaiju stomps off to wreak further destruction upon the Land of the Rising Sun...
FEUDAL JAPAN MAP
Tidal waves wash through the city of Edo (which would be renamed Tōkyō in the 19th century), drowning thousands of Japanese citizens and causing the houses, shops, temples, and tea houses to collapse!
The King of Kaiju blots out the sun, throwing the panicked city in darkness before his terrible breath weapon incinerates a block of buildings, lighting the city up again!
Tuesday, January 9th, in the Sea of Japan, 9:00 AM:
Halfway around the world, in the Sea of Japan, a meteor plummets to the Earth, descending into the briny depths to impact with great force, causing a tidal wave and typhoons to devestate the coasts of Asia!
Worse yet, the impact awakens from centuries of slumber the mighty King of Kaiju, Gojira!
The reptilian colossus opens a giant yellow eye, enraged at being awakened, and famished from centuries of hibernation...
Up from the depths rises the Titan, thirty stories high, causing more flooding and typhoons across Asia...
OH NO! There goes Edo! GODZILLA!!
Tuesday, January 9th, in the Sea of Japan, 9:00 AM:
Halfway around the world, in the Sea of Japan, a meteor plummets to the Earth, descending into the briny depths to impact with great force, causing a tidal wave and typhoons to devestate the coasts of Asia!
Worse yet, the impact awakens from centuries of slumber the mighty King of Kaiju, Gojira!
The reptilian colossus opens a giant yellow eye, enraged at being awakened, and famished from centuries of hibernation...
Up from the depths rises the Titan, thirty stories high, causing more flooding and typhoons across Asia...
OH NO! There goes Edo! GODZILLA!!
Gojira and Mosura go on a rampage in Carcosa, stomping down buildings and blasting scurrying monsters to smithereens with their deadly breath weapons, agreeing to await the FOs in the devastated ruins before journeying to assault R'lyeh....
Gojira looks at Allison and grins....
She's totally my side-kick....
This deadly little girl and I were just talking about that, Mosura.... It seems we might have a nice little team-up here, like in the comic books! Gojira, King of the Kaiju, and his faithful side-kick Mosura, plus the Tiny Killer Apes, versus The Evil Doctor Octopus-Head! This is gonna be a hoot!
Well, it's all Pacific Ocean between here and there anyway, little girl, so I guess that's cool.... No human settlements to smash on the way, anyway....
When Mosura flies up and says what she says, Gojira seems to bellow with laughter at his soaked buddy....
We got our asses kicked by tiny little hairless apes, Mosura! We must be getting old.... Yup, they killed our former puppeteer, too.... See that little scrap of yellow robe floating on the water? That's all that's left of him! These Killer Apes are seriously bad dudes! Hehehehe....
So! I understand there's another of these so called "great old ones" that got too big for his britches and lays claim to the world.... His name sounds like a sneeze to me, so I ain't even gonna try to say it.... But he has this big floating city in the Pacific that he hides out at, sending out all his goons to do his dirty work.... I heard there are some crazy-looking buildings and bridges and non-Euclidean architecture to destroy, and frankly.... That sounds pretty fun to me.... And you guys don't seem to like these "great old farts" very much, yourselves.... Wanna come with me and my buddy Mosura--when she rebirths her lazy ass and gets it off the ocean floor--and trash the place? We'll help you smash the squid-headed great old fart with the sneeze-name and his eight sons.... Chips off the old block.... Whaddya say, Tiny Hairless Killer Apes? Can I just call you the Killer Apes, or do you have another name you go by?
The FOs finish Hastur just as Gojira gains consciousness....
The massive Kaiju rises from the sea floor, no longer dominated by Hastur, and looks around....
BBBRRRRREEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKK!!!???
Holy shit! So, you tiny little hairless apes not only kicked MY ass, but you killed Mosura AND that Yellow King bastard that was controlling our minds!? You guys are some f#$!in' badass, hard-boiled, big-six mother truckers! Wow! I'm truly impressed.
RRREEEEEYYYYAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKK!!!!
Well, my buddy Mosura should be resurrecting in about a minute, so no harm, no foul there.... She likes to be dramatic and electrocute the shit out of everything that touches her corpse for a moment before she's reborn.... I was gonna take my revenge on the Yellow Bastard, but I see you little apes have already done that for me.... Good job!
Gojira fast heals 30 hp on the seafloor....
As he is preparing to snap his mighty jaws down on MJ and rend him apart with his mighty claws, the fleet-flying warrior strikes a fatal blow that opens the King of Kaiju's circulatory system, spilling a veritable lake of blood down over the warrior and into the churning bay....
Gojira groans and topples into the bay, flooding the city of Carcosa with the massive tidal wave that follows....
Radsworth's Traveler strikes true....
39 electricity after resistances....
The Titan totters on the edge of doom....
Gojira seems almost to be absorbing the fire energy hurled at him by Allison and Grimm and using it to heal himself....
Reflex save vs Dr Jones' fiery attack 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (19) + 24 = 43
Derrik Stonesmith wrote: Remember his fire bypasses Resistance and Immunity; But yeah Gojira seems not to care most of the time in the movies, lol Oop! Right.... He notices a little.... 113 damage added....
After fast healing, Gojira has 66 hp....
Gojira seems to pay no heed to Grimm's firebombs....
Bite on al'Torac 1d20 + 46 ⇒ (9) + 46 = 55 deals 8d6 + 20 ⇒ (4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 6, 4, 4) + 20 = 57 damage plus grab 1d20 + 66 ⇒ (19) + 66 = 85 chomps down on the gold dragon's neck....
Claw at al'Torac 1d20 + 46 ⇒ (5) + 46 = 51 deals 4d8 + 20 ⇒ (7, 2, 2, 8) + 20 = 39 tearing off a golden wing....
Claw at al'Torac 1d20 + 46 ⇒ (7) + 46 = 53 deals 4d8 + 20 ⇒ (1, 8, 8, 1) + 20 = 38 rips off the other wing....
Tail slap +44 1d20 + 44 ⇒ (17) + 44 = 61 deals 6d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 5, 2, 4, 4, 1) + 10 = 31 crushes the ribcage and pelvis....
Al'Torac the gold dragon's corpse plummets, broken, into the churning sea below....
AoO claw on Mikey Jay 1d20 + 46 ⇒ (15) + 46 = 61 deals 4d8 + 20 ⇒ (1, 8, 6, 3) + 20 = 38 slashing to MJ....
AoO bite on Al'Torac as he flies into Gojira's face....1d20 + 46 ⇒ (19) + 46 = 65 CHOMP for 8d6 + 20 ⇒ (1, 5, 2, 1, 3, 4, 5, 2) + 20 = 43 plus grab 1d20 + 66 ⇒ (13) + 66 = 79
Confirming critical 1d20 + 46 ⇒ (6) + 46 = 52 deals 8d6 + 20 ⇒ (6, 4, 4, 6, 2, 4, 6, 6) + 20 = 58 crit damage!
101 damage to Al'Torac!
Gojira roars in pain as Derrik's assault, enabled by the mythic Ithaqua Device, rips long gashes in the colossus' scaly hide as no foe, Kaiju or mortal weapon has ever done before....
Will save vs Allison's DC 30 prismatic spray with -4 penalty 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (13) + 19 = 32 succeeds! Gojira remains in this plane....
Gojira turns his spiky back toward Derrik/Arthur/Kaid and fires off a single giant firebolt 1d20 + 31 ⇒ (1) + 31 = 32 touch deals 20d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 6, 5, 3, 4, 1, 3, 3, 5, 4, 6, 3, 3, 2, 4, 1, 1, 4, 6) = 72 half fire and half force damage....
Dr. Allison Jones wrote: Michael Johnson 66 wrote: The target number vs KiY's CL plus 11 is 40.... Got a surge to burn?
Nvm I see u used a surge already on the roll....
Gojira still is dominated....
I think Gojira gets to make the save himself immediately with a +4 bonus thanks to my spell. Unless you are referring to something other than my Protection from Evil spell. Derp! My bad--was still thinking dispel instead of protect from evil....
New Will save vs DC 40 dominate monster with +4 bonus 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (11) + 27 = 38 fails.... But KiY still cannot issue commands now....
Gojira opens his massive maw and a beam of atomic energy roasts the King in Yellow for a moment....a beam that could disintegrate what it touched....20d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 4, 3, 5, 3, 4, 1, 6, 5, 5, 4, 4, 6, 6, 5, 4, 6, 5, 6) = 92 fire damage plus 20d6 ⇒ (3, 2, 1, 5, 4, 3, 6, 1, 1, 1, 4, 2, 3, 1, 5, 6, 5, 1, 5, 5) = 64 force damage....DC 42 Ref half....
BZZZAAAAPPPPP!!!!
Dr Jones' dispel magic frees Gojira from the King in Yellow's mental dominion....
BBRRRREEEEEEYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKK!!!!
Oh! Thank you for saying those magic words, little girl!!! I love you so much!!!! This yellow assmunch is goin' DOOOOWWWNNN!!!!
Fortitude save vs transformation 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (19) + 34 = 53
Will save vs the conviction that he's actually an iguana 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (11) + 23 = 34
Gojira seems not to notice....
Initiative 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
Perception at -30 due to 300 ft distance to notice the arrival of the FOs onshore 1d20 + 45 ⇒ (11) + 45 = 56 succeeds! Gojira spies the FOs on the crumbling sea wall some 300 ft behind it and pauses, roaring an alert to Hastur and Mosura....
RRREEEEEYYYAAAAARRRRKKKK!!!
Hey! You wanna squash those little dudes who just now appeared behind us? They kinda look like they wanna fight....
BREEEYYYAAAAARRRRRRKKKK!!!!
This BLOWS, Mosura! What are we gonna do!?
The scaly colossus stomps petulantly after the King in Yellow, his immense body obeying even though his saurian mind, such as it is, revolts.... Each step is an Earth tremor....
At the bidding of the King in Yellow, Gojira goes on a wild rampage across the east end of Carcosa, incinerating insanely intricate architecture with his atomic breath weapon, stomping in ancient vaults and cathedrals of madness with oblivious gigantic feet, and tearing down bridges, towers, spires, and catwalks with massive claws....
Entire schools of aboleths are killed, along with their mishappen slaves--skum, sinspawn, faceless stalkers, and fleshdregs....
Broods of wicked spirit nagas are crushed underfoot....
Conclaves of Mi-go are drowned in their hives....
Gugs are fried by the Kaiju's deadly breath....
Flights of night gaunts and cloakers are charred by the firebolts that erupt from Gojira's back spines....
Will save vs DC 40 domination of the Yellow Sign 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 30 fails!
BBBRRREEEEAAAAAAARRRRKKKK!!!
Whaddya got there, a pretty picture? A drawwwww....
All hail the King in Yellow.... Long live the King.... In Yellow....
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