HAH!! HUP!! HAH!! HYUP!!
In Japanese: Look, girl! If you don’t help me kill The Centipede first, he’s going to kill both of us!!
HAH!! HUP!! HAH!! HYUP!!
In Japanese: Look, girl! If you don’t help me kill The Centipede first, he’s going to kill both of us!!
The kunoichi glances at Sifu Centipede...
The kunoichi glances at Sifu Centipede...
HAH!! HUP!! HAH!! HYUP!!
In Japanese: Look, girl! If you don’t help me kill The Centipede first, he’s going to kill both of us!!
Sifu Centipede wiggles his eyebrows at the ninja!
ROUND 4 (?) OF FOX FIGHTS FOR HIS LIFE!! FIGHT!!
SIFU CENTIPEDE!
SHINOBI ASSASSIN!
OGON FOX & ORPHEUS!
DIRE BEAR JOHANN!
SIFU SCORPION!
EEEEEK! EEEEEK!
Meanwhile, at the same moment that Ogon Fox and his friend The Bear fight against oriental bounty hunters in a Roman via...
Having wrought apocalyptic devastation upon feudal Japan, Gojira and Mosura turn their attentions toward greater fields across which to stomp and blast swathes of utter annihilation!
Gojira wading or swimming and Mosura flying east across the Pacific Ocean, they come upon the west coast of the New World, in what would be known as California, and begin a rampage that was foretold by the medicine men and shamans of the indigenous people, and births a new cycle of horrorific legendry among them!
BBBRRREEEEAAAAAAARRRRRKKK!!!
BBBZZZZZZZZZTTT!! BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!
HAH!! HUP!! HUP!! HAH!! HYAA!!
Seeing Fox’s friends charging toward them, led by a thrush and a roaring dire bear, the kunoichi’s eyes widen in alarm... She steps back five feet from Fox and hurls a smoke bomb down, which blossoms into a billowing purple cloud of smoke, obscuring vision beyond a few feet in a twenty-foot-radius spread enveloping the combatants, and vanishes into the smoke!
Zagathoth sighs with relief and smiles broadly again. ”So I can keep making the sex?” he asks enthusiastically, ”because I really like making the sex...”
When the bird chirps that the fox is in trouble, Zagathoth charges out into the night with his companions. When the ninja disappears in a puff of smoke he snarls and angrily asks ”where did it go?”
Johann runs forward into the smoke!
Gah! Where did he go? He must still be there!
Though he can't see the ninja, Johann figures the Assassin has not yet had a chance to move. He lunges at where the ninja should be and tries to hold on.
[dice=50% chance of hitting an invisible target? >50 is a hit]d100
[dice= Grapple attempt]d20+18
4 damage Kraken style if grab is successful
Against the odds, Johann grabs ahold of the invisible kunoichi’s slim, muscular, yet feminine body in the smoke...
UNH!! grunts a feminine voice as the Bear’s powerful arms sweep her into a rib-crushing embrace!
Zagathoth sighs with relief and smiles broadly again. ”So I can keep making the sex?” he asks enthusiastically, ”because I really like making the sex...”
When the bird chirps that the fox is in trouble, Zagathoth charges out into the night with his companions. When the ninja disappears in a puff of smoke he snarls and angrily asks ”where did it go?”
Molly lies flat on her back, tangled up in the sheets on Zagathoth’s bed, exhausted and softly moaning with satisfaction...
Her head jerks up and she shoots a disbelieving grin at Zagathoth when he invites her to stay and make the sex with him frequently.
But... surely you jest, Signor Zaggi! Would not the good cardinal object to a whor—er, common wench—staying in his fine palazzo!? I mean, not that I wouldn’t leap at the chance, my great big bull! Hehehe! She blushes and sighs as she massages herself...down there...
Zagathoth and the others who answer the thrush’s call—all the rest of the Crusaders, in other words—arrive on the scene just in time to witness Bear grapple an invisible foe, which lets out a breathless feminine grunt of pain and a crackle of rib bones!
The moment the Crusaders arrive on the scene, a legendary folk hero beloved by Europeans throughout Christendom makes himself known on the rooftop of the pottery shop!
Pus in Boots himself crouches upon the eaves of the kiln house nearby and smiles a Cheshire Cat grin!
In Sylvan: Now THIS looks like FUN!! A Fox, a Thrush, a Bear... You chaps are missing a Cat in this tussle! But who’s the Mouse? That invisible little kunoichi wriggling in the Bear’s paws? Or is it one of these Venomous Vermin? Centipede? Scorpion? Is it a game of squash the bug?
See diddly dee la fa la ta dee! The Bear and the Fox and the Bugs and me! Over the roof where they burn pottery! Tweet da la tweet da la deedle dee dee!
Pus’N’Boots springs like a jack-in-the-box out at the kunoichi, disarming her double wakizashi with a riposte that crosses her blades...
*TWANK!!* *KLANG!!*
Hearing the thrush chirp the call for help followed by Johann's quick departure, Boga drops his quill and grabs his pack as he runs out the door. "Everyone! Fox is in trouble!" "What has happened to Fox now?" Arriving on the scene, Boga assumes a defensive posture and surveys the situation.
Hearing the thrush chirp the call for help followed by Johann's quick departure, Boga drops his quill and grabs his pack as he runs out the door. "Everyone! Fox is in trouble!" "What has happened to Fox now?" Arriving on the scene, Boga assumes a defensive posture and surveys the situation.
[dice=Initiative]1d20
[dice=Sense Motive]1d20+16
[dice=initiative]1d20+2
** spoiler omitted **
Well, then... Go ahead and ask His Grace if it’s permissible while I hide here in the sheets! Hahaha!
ROUND 5 OF FOX FIGHTS FOR HIS LIFE!! FIGHT!! EEEEEKK!!!
PUS'N'BOOTS!
SIFU CENTIPEDE!
SHINOBI ASSASSIN!
BOGA HAND OF JAN HUS!
OGON FOX & ORPHEUS!
ZAGATHOTH!
DIRE BEAR JOHANN!
SIFU SCORPION!
TBD: QUINLAN AND CARDINAL L!
EEEEEK! EEEEEK!
Actually, only one of the kunoichi's wakizashi is disarmed...
The Centipede shouts in Cantonese: The Centipede flails with many feet! as he leaps high in the air, spinning and kicking multiple times like a tornado of feet!
The Centipede shouts in Cantonese: The Centipede flails with many feet! as he leaps high in the air, spinning and kicking multiple times like a tornado of feet!
In Cantonese: YOUCH!! YOU BROKE MY COLLAR BONE, YOU MERCILESS DOG!! OOOWWWW!!!
Acrobatics to leap gracefully from rooftop to the invisible ninja grappled by the dire bear 1d20+50 is good enough...
Disarm vs ninja's CMD (he can see her thanks to a permanent see invisibility affecting him) 1d20+30 does the trick!Actually, only one of the kunoichi's wakizashi is disarmed...
AIEE!?
Damned Bear is crushing the life out of me, while Fox zaps me with lightning bolts, and now this Cat wants to add insult to injury by disarming me!? I must have offended the ancestors!
Seeing that Sifu Centipede is attacking Sifu Scorpion, Pusinboots cocks his little head (which dons a jaunty wide-brim hat with goose feather plume) and squints quizzically at the battling kung fu masters...
In Sylvan: The Venomous Vermin squabble over prey? Dueling for the right to bag the Fox, I presume?
The gnome-sized catfolk swashbuckler chuckles to himself...
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Johann growls in a chuckle as he see the dextrous cat leap about the battlefield. Now there is someone who I would like to meet!
But there is no time to greet the cat properly, as Johann tightens his grip on the Shinobi Assassin and tries to pin her to the ground.
4 damage Kraken style when successful
Boga rushes in, seeing the numerous combatants fighting in a terrible, vicious dance. He pauses a moment to take it in and determine who is fighting whom. He then moves close to Fox and calls out, "Lord, protect thy servant, Fox, from his many enemies." as a cloud of light briefly extends from the hand around Boga's neck and engulf Fox before disappearing.
"Ah ha HA! Yes! You see, Scorpion? Those who love what is good will find friends to aid them in time of need. Those who seek after wealth and power only for their own ends will always find themselves defeated, in the end."
Confident in the presence of so many allies, the Fox moves to flank Sifu Scorpion across from Sifu Centipede, and strike at him.
"Now, what does the Scorpion do when it is cornered? Give a sting but suffer the crushing of its own life? Or does it submit?"
After he begins to walk away, Zagathoth suddenly stops and spins back around. "Oh, Padre, I almost forgetted..." he calls out, "the woman I was making the sex with, Molly, she said I have to ask you if she can stay here, so we can make more sex? She is not married, I asked before we started."
With Doomcresent menacingly at the ready, Zagathoth looks around with some confusion. "Who should I kill?" he asks.
Boga quickly points at Sifu Scorpion, "Zagathoth! That one! Attack the bald one!"
Zagathoth calls to mind all the tricks for fighting humans that he learned in the pits as he rushes towards the bald monk. When he arrives next to the fox, he chops mercilessly at the enemy.
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Quinlan drops from the sky and sweeps over the heads of the combatants. He holds outs a hand as he reaches Sifu scorpion and releases a torrent of flame at the monk.
Johann growls in a chuckle as he see the dextrous cat leap about the battlefield. Now there is someone who I would like to meet!
But there is no time to greet the cat properly, as Johann tightens his grip on the Shinobi Assassin and tries to pin her to the ground.
[dice= maintain grapple and give pinned condition]d20+25
4 damage Kraken style when successful
OOF!! squeaks the kunoichi as Johann increases the torque, her eyes bulging!
"Ah ha HA! Yes! You see, Scorpion? Those who love what is good will find friends to aid them in time of need. Those who seek after wealth and power only for their own ends will always find themselves defeated, in the end."
Confident in the presence of so many allies, the Fox moves to flank Sifu Scorpion across from Sifu Centipede, and strike at him.
Mystic bolt
"Now, what does the Scorpion do when it is cornered? Give a sting but suffer the crushing of its own life? Or does it submit?"
Sifu Scorpion acknowledges defeat, but seeks to escape by leaping up onto a nearby rooftop (the pottery shop again)... Vaulting with a superhuman leap onto the roof, he sneers down at Fox and shouts, Scorpion never cornered, Fox! before bounding away over the rooftops of Rome!
Zagathoth calls to mind all the tricks for fighting humans that he learned in the pits as he rushes towards the bald monk. When he arrives next to the fox, he chops mercilessly at the enemy.
[dice=doomcresent]1d20+9+2, [dice=for]2d4+13+2
Scorpion ducks the magic falchion...
Quinlan drops from the sky and sweeps over the heads of the combatants. He holds outs a hand as he reaches Sifu scorpion and releases a torrent of flame at the monk. Burning hands
Scorpion hisses and pats out the flames on his saffron tunic...
Seeing Scorpion leap up onto the pottery shop rooftop, Pusinboots grins mischievously...
In Sylvan: Fleedle dee doo and fleedle dee die! Up goes the Scorpion, into the sky!
Giving chase with twinkling rapier and dirk, the legendary Cat springs onto the pottery shop rooftop after Scorpion...
quinlan takes off after Scorpion as well, soaring over the rooftops towards his prey. Taking his wand from his side he sends a trio of hornets speeding towards the fleeing monk.
quinlan takes off after Scorpion as well, soaring over the rooftops towards his prey. Taking his wand from his side he sends a trio of hornets speeding towards the fleeing monk. [dice=Magic Missile]3d4+3
Scorpion snarls in pain as the force missiles sting him!
"Zagathoth, please tie up this ninja which Johann is holding. I think the Scorpion is too quick for us to catch, now."
”With what?”