The Year of Our Lord 1437 Pathfinder RAW PBP (Inactive)

Game Master Michael Johnson 66

Fantasy swords and sorcery in the early Renaissance!


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M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

We can assume that Orpheus warns everyone at Palazzo D’Borja of the attack on Ogon Fox...


Flurry of blows against Sifu Centipede... Reverse punch 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27 deals 1d10 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 damage! Hammer kick 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18 is dodged! Spinning back kick 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16 is dodged! Jumping front kick (Crane kick) 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16 is blocked!

HAH!! HUP!! HAH!! HYUP!!

In Japanese: Look, girl! If you don’t help me kill The Centipede first, he’s going to kill both of us!!


Sifu Scorpion wrote:

Flurry of blows against Sifu Centipede... Reverse punch 1d20+10 deals 1d10+3 damage! Hammer kick 1d20+10 is dodged! Spinning back kick 1d20+5 is dodged! Jumping front kick (Crane kick) 1d20+5 is blocked!

HAH!! HUP!! HAH!! HYUP!!

In Japanese: Look, girl! If you don’t help me kill The Centipede first, he’s going to kill both of us!!

The kunoichi glances at Sifu Centipede...


Koga Hexagon Shinobi Assassin wrote:
Sifu Scorpion wrote:

Flurry of blows against Sifu Centipede... Reverse punch 1d20+10 deals 1d10+3 damage! Hammer kick 1d20+10 is dodged! Spinning back kick 1d20+5 is dodged! Jumping front kick (Crane kick) 1d20+5 is blocked!

HAH!! HUP!! HAH!! HYUP!!

In Japanese: Look, girl! If you don’t help me kill The Centipede first, he’s going to kill both of us!!

The kunoichi glances at Sifu Centipede...

Sifu Centipede wiggles his eyebrows at the ninja!


ROUND 4 (?) OF FOX FIGHTS FOR HIS LIFE!! FIGHT!!

SIFU CENTIPEDE!
SHINOBI ASSASSIN!
OGON FOX & ORPHEUS!
DIRE BEAR JOHANN!
SIFU SCORPION!

EEEEEK! EEEEEK!


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

Johann starts round 4 30 feet from the closest opponent—the Koga shinobi...


Meanwhile, at the same moment that Ogon Fox and his friend The Bear fight against oriental bounty hunters in a Roman via...

Having wrought apocalyptic devastation upon feudal Japan, Gojira and Mosura turn their attentions toward greater fields across which to stomp and blast swathes of utter annihilation!

Gojira wading or swimming and Mosura flying east across the Pacific Ocean, they come upon the west coast of the New World, in what would be known as California, and begin a rampage that was foretold by the medicine men and shamans of the indigenous people, and births a new cycle of horrorific legendry among them!

BBBRRREEEEAAAAAAARRRRRKKK!!!

Kaiju:
Hello, little naked red people! We’ve come to play with you!


BBBZZZZZZZZZTTT!! BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!

Kaiju:
Oh no!! There are humans living here!? I led the big moron here because I thought he’d do less harm here...


Male Kitsune UnMnk 10 / Ftr (Brawler) 4 | Ki 8/10 | HP 127/168 | AC 30 (t24/ff24) | CMD 39 (40 vs bull/drag/repo) | F +13, R +15, W +13 | Perc +16 (low-light vision); SM +10; Init +5 | Fire 120, Acid 72, Heroism
Sifu Scorpion wrote:
Flurry of blows against Sifu Centipede... Reverse punch 1d20+10 deals 1d10+3 damage!

Don't forget the 20% chance that this hit is negated by blur. =) The spell lasts 5 minutes.


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6
The Ogon Fox wrote:
Sifu Scorpion wrote:
Flurry of blows against Sifu Centipede... Reverse punch 1d20+10 deals 1d10+3 damage!
Don't forget the 20% chance that this hit is negated by blur. =) The spell lasts 5 minutes.

Miss on 1-20...1d100 ⇒ 81... hits...


Flurry of blows against Scorpion... Jumping side kick 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18 is dodged... Roundhouse kick 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16 is blocked... Hammer hand strike 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27 deals 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11 damage... Backfist 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11 is dodged... Front kick 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 is blocked...

HAH!! HUP!! HUP!! HAH!! HYAA!!


Seeing Fox’s friends charging toward them, led by a thrush and a roaring dire bear, the kunoichi’s eyes widen in alarm... She steps back five feet from Fox and hurls a smoke bomb down, which blossoms into a billowing purple cloud of smoke, obscuring vision beyond a few feet in a twenty-foot-radius spread enveloping the combatants, and vanishes into the smoke!

Move action to procure smoke bomb from pack, standard action to activate, swift action vanishing trick...

Grand Lodge

Skinwalker Shifter 12/Monk 1; 224/224 HP; Init +8; Perception +21; Low Light Vision; [AC 30][Touch 19][FF 28]; [Fort 19][Reflex 16][Will 13],[CMD:43, vs grapple 45], [Minutes of Minor Aspect 17/17], [Hours of Major Aspect 17/17]

Johann runs forward into the smoke!

Gah! Where did he go? He must still be there!

Though he can't see the ninja, Johann figures the Assassin has not yet had a chance to move. He lunges at where the ninja should be and tries to hold on.

50% chance of hitting an invisible target? >50 is a hit: 1d100 ⇒ 96

Grapple attempt: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (10) + 18 = 28

4 damage Kraken style if grab is successful


HP 117/117 | AC 24* (t17/ff24*) | CMD 31 | Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +8 | Perception +13 (darkvision 60'); Sense Motive +1; Initiative +2 | active effects: --

sorry for the delay- I tried to post yesterday morning but the site went down

***the talk***
Zagathoth sighs with relief and smiles broadly again. ”So I can keep making the sex?” he asks enthusiastically, ”because I really like making the sex...”

***later that evening***
When the bird chirps that the fox is in trouble, Zagathoth charges out into the night with his companions. When the ninja disappears in a puff of smoke he snarls and angrily asks ”where did it go?”

Did Molly accept the offer to stay? If so, I’m assuming Orpheus showed up during an intermission.


Johann Kaltgeboren- Dire Bear! wrote:

Johann runs forward into the smoke!

Gah! Where did he go? He must still be there!

Though he can't see the ninja, Johann figures the Assassin has not yet had a chance to move. He lunges at where the ninja should be and tries to hold on.

[dice=50% chance of hitting an invisible target? >50 is a hit]d100

[dice= Grapple attempt]d20+18

4 damage Kraken style if grab is successful

Against the odds, Johann grabs ahold of the invisible kunoichi’s slim, muscular, yet feminine body in the smoke... In hindsight, she realizes that the smoke cloud and vanishing trick together were not only redundant, but practically negate one another, her invisible body rendered visible as a human-shaped absence of smoke...

UNH!! grunts a feminine voice as the Bear’s powerful arms sweep her into a rib-crushing embrace!


Zagathoth wrote:

sorry for the delay- I tried to post yesterday morning but the site went down

***the talk***
Zagathoth sighs with relief and smiles broadly again. ”So I can keep making the sex?” he asks enthusiastically, ”because I really like making the sex...”

***later that evening***
When the bird chirps that the fox is in trouble, Zagathoth charges out into the night with his companions. When the ninja disappears in a puff of smoke he snarls and angrily asks ”where did it go?”

Did Molly accept the offer to stay? If so, I’m assuming Orpheus showed up during an intermission.

Earlier, with Molly, at Palazzo D’Borja:

Molly lies flat on her back, tangled up in the sheets on Zagathoth’s bed, exhausted and softly moaning with satisfaction...

Her head jerks up and she shoots a disbelieving grin at Zagathoth when he invites her to stay and make the sex with him frequently.

But... surely you jest, Signor Zaggi! Would not the good cardinal object to a whor—er, common wench—staying in his fine palazzo!? I mean, not that I wouldn’t leap at the chance, my great big bull! Hehehe! She blushes and sighs as she massages herself...down there...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

In the via where Fox fights Asian assassins:

Zagathoth and the others who answer the thrush’s call—all the rest of the Crusaders, in other words—arrive on the scene just in time to witness Bear grapple an invisible foe, which lets out a breathless feminine grunt of pain and a crackle of rib bones!

All other PCs can roll initiative and act on round 5...


The moment the Crusaders arrive on the scene, a legendary folk hero beloved by Europeans throughout Christendom makes himself known on the rooftop of the pottery shop!

Pus in Boots himself crouches upon the eaves of the kiln house nearby and smiles a Cheshire Cat grin!

In Sylvan: Now THIS looks like FUN!! A Fox, a Thrush, a Bear... You chaps are missing a Cat in this tussle! But who’s the Mouse? That invisible little kunoichi wriggling in the Bear’s paws? Or is it one of these Venomous Vermin? Centipede? Scorpion? Is it a game of squash the bug?


See diddly dee la fa la ta dee! The Bear and the Fox and the Bugs and me! Over the roof where they burn pottery! Tweet da la tweet da la deedle dee dee!

Pus’N’Boots springs like a jack-in-the-box out at the kunoichi, disarming her double wakizashi with a riposte that crosses her blades...

*TWANK!!* *KLANG!!*


Male Aasimar Cleric 6 / Monk 1 | HP 74/77 | AC.T.FF 15.15.15 | F.R.W 9.4.12 | CMD 19 | Init 0 | P 17, SM 17

Hearing the thrush chirp the call for help followed by Johann's quick departure, Boga drops his quill and grabs his pack as he runs out the door. "Everyone! Fox is in trouble!" "What has happened to Fox now?" Arriving on the scene, Boga assumes a defensive posture and surveys the situation.

Initiative: 1d20 ⇒ 15

I assume he can tell who's on whose side


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6
Boga wrote:

Hearing the thrush chirp the call for help followed by Johann's quick departure, Boga drops his quill and grabs his pack as he runs out the door. "Everyone! Fox is in trouble!" "What has happened to Fox now?" Arriving on the scene, Boga assumes a defensive posture and surveys the situation.

[dice=Initiative]1d20

I assume he can tell who's on whose side

Roll a Sense Motive check...


Male Aasimar Cleric 6 / Monk 1 | HP 74/77 | AC.T.FF 15.15.15 | F.R.W 9.4.12 | CMD 19 | Init 0 | P 17, SM 17

Here you go
Sense Motive: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 20


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6
Boga wrote:

Here you go

[dice=Sense Motive]1d20+16

Good enough...


HP 117/117 | AC 24* (t17/ff24*) | CMD 31 | Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +8 | Perception +13 (darkvision 60'); Sense Motive +1; Initiative +2 | active effects: --

initiative: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

so, is Pus like a talking cat that walks upright, or like a catfolk, or what?


Zagathoth wrote:

[dice=initiative]1d20+2

so, is Pus like a talking cat that walks upright, or like a catfolk, or what?

Small Pygmy catfolk swashbuckler


HP 117/117 | AC 24* (t17/ff24*) | CMD 31 | Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +8 | Perception +13 (darkvision 60'); Sense Motive +1; Initiative +2 | active effects: --

I almost forgot...

Molly:
”Why would he mind?” the naive orc dismisses, ”you are not married so it’s not against the rules...”


Zagathoth wrote:

I almost forgot...

** spoiler omitted **

Well, then... Go ahead and ask His Grace if it’s permissible while I hide here in the sheets! Hahaha!


Initiative for round 5 is 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21


ROUND 5 OF FOX FIGHTS FOR HIS LIFE!! FIGHT!! EEEEEKK!!!

PUS'N'BOOTS!
SIFU CENTIPEDE!
SHINOBI ASSASSIN!
BOGA HAND OF JAN HUS!
OGON FOX & ORPHEUS!
ZAGATHOTH!
DIRE BEAR JOHANN!
SIFU SCORPION!

TBD: QUINLAN AND CARDINAL L!
EEEEEK! EEEEEK!


Using round 5 to attempt what was just hand waived...
Acrobatics to leap gracefully from rooftop to the invisible ninja grappled by the dire bear 1d20 + 50 ⇒ (3) + 50 = 53 is good enough...
Disarm vs ninja's CMD (he can see her thanks to a permanent see invisibility affecting him) 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (3) + 30 = 33 does the trick!

Actually, only one of the kunoichi's wakizashi is disarmed...


The Centipede shouts in Cantonese: The Centipede flails with many feet! as he leaps high in the air, spinning and kicking multiple times like a tornado of feet! Flurry of blows vs Scorpion 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31 dislocates Scorpion's clavicle for 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 damage! 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33 threatens! Confirm 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18 does not crit, thumps Scotion in the chest for 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10 damage! 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11 is blocked! 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10 is dodged! 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19 is blocked!


Sifu Centipede wrote:
The Centipede shouts in Cantonese: The Centipede flails with many feet! as he leaps high in the air, spinning and kicking multiple times like a tornado of feet! Flurry of blows vs Scorpion 1d20+13 dislocates Scorpion's clavicle for 1d10+1 damage! 1d20+13 threatens! Confirm 1d20+13 does not crit, thumps Scotion in the chest for 1d10+1 damage! 1d20+8 is blocked! 1d20+8 is dodged! 1d20+3 is blocked!

In Cantonese: YOUCH!! YOU BROKE MY COLLAR BONE, YOU MERCILESS DOG!! OOOWWWW!!!


Signor Pusinboots wrote:

Using round 5 to attempt what was just hand waived...

Acrobatics to leap gracefully from rooftop to the invisible ninja grappled by the dire bear 1d20+50 is good enough...
Disarm vs ninja's CMD (he can see her thanks to a permanent see invisibility affecting him) 1d20+30 does the trick!

Actually, only one of the kunoichi's wakizashi is disarmed...

AIEE!?

Damned Bear is crushing the life out of me, while Fox zaps me with lightning bolts, and now this Cat wants to add insult to injury by disarming me!? I must have offended the ancestors!

Escape Artist 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (6) + 16 = 22 fails to wriggle free!


Seeing that Sifu Centipede is attacking Sifu Scorpion, Pusinboots cocks his little head (which dons a jaunty wide-brim hat with goose feather plume) and squints quizzically at the battling kung fu masters...

In Sylvan: The Venomous Vermin squabble over prey? Dueling for the right to bag the Fox, I presume?

Sense Motive 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (5) + 20 = 25 is good enough to realize Centipede is protecting the Fox, not fighting over the right to his head...

The gnome-sized catfolk swashbuckler chuckles to himself...

Grand Lodge

Skinwalker Shifter 12/Monk 1; 224/224 HP; Init +8; Perception +21; Low Light Vision; [AC 30][Touch 19][FF 28]; [Fort 19][Reflex 16][Will 13],[CMD:43, vs grapple 45], [Minutes of Minor Aspect 17/17], [Hours of Major Aspect 17/17]

Johann growls in a chuckle as he see the dextrous cat leap about the battlefield. Now there is someone who I would like to meet!

But there is no time to greet the cat properly, as Johann tightens his grip on the Shinobi Assassin and tries to pin her to the ground.

maintain grapple and give pinned condition: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (11) + 25 = 36

4 damage Kraken style when successful


Male Aasimar Cleric 6 / Monk 1 | HP 74/77 | AC.T.FF 15.15.15 | F.R.W 9.4.12 | CMD 19 | Init 0 | P 17, SM 17

Boga rushes in, seeing the numerous combatants fighting in a terrible, vicious dance. He pauses a moment to take it in and determine who is fighting whom. He then moves close to Fox and calls out, "Lord, protect thy servant, Fox, from his many enemies." as a cloud of light briefly extends from the hand around Boga's neck and engulf Fox before disappearing.

+2 Sacred bonus to AC for 2 rounds


Male Kitsune UnMnk 10 / Ftr (Brawler) 4 | Ki 8/10 | HP 127/168 | AC 30 (t24/ff24) | CMD 39 (40 vs bull/drag/repo) | F +13, R +15, W +13 | Perc +16 (low-light vision); SM +10; Init +5 | Fire 120, Acid 72, Heroism

"Ah ha HA! Yes! You see, Scorpion? Those who love what is good will find friends to aid them in time of need. Those who seek after wealth and power only for their own ends will always find themselves defeated, in the end."

Confident in the presence of so many allies, the Fox moves to flank Sifu Scorpion across from Sifu Centipede, and strike at him.

Mystic Bolt (melee touch): 1d20 + 6 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 6 - 1 + 2 = 25
Damage with Sneak: 1d6 + 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (5) + 1 + (5, 2) = 13

"Now, what does the Scorpion do when it is cornered? Give a sting but suffer the crushing of its own life? Or does it submit?"


HP 117/117 | AC 24* (t17/ff24*) | CMD 31 | Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +8 | Perception +13 (darkvision 60'); Sense Motive +1; Initiative +2 | active effects: --

this morning with the Cardinal:
The young orc nods appreciatively at the Cardinal's advice. "Thank you, Padre," he answers, "I will ask him about sex diseases right away."

After he begins to walk away, Zagathoth suddenly stops and spins back around. "Oh, Padre, I almost forgetted..." he calls out, "the woman I was making the sex with, Molly, she said I have to ask you if she can stay here, so we can make more sex? She is not married, I asked before we started."

With Doomcresent menacingly at the ready, Zagathoth looks around with some confusion. "Who should I kill?" he asks.
I'll hold my action until someone tells me what to do.


Male Aasimar Cleric 6 / Monk 1 | HP 74/77 | AC.T.FF 15.15.15 | F.R.W 9.4.12 | CMD 19 | Init 0 | P 17, SM 17

Boga quickly points at Sifu Scorpion, "Zagathoth! That one! Attack the bald one!"


HP 117/117 | AC 24* (t17/ff24*) | CMD 31 | Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +8 | Perception +13 (darkvision 60'); Sense Motive +1; Initiative +2 | active effects: --

Zagathoth calls to mind all the tricks for fighting humans that he learned in the pits as he rushes towards the bald monk. When he arrives next to the fox, he chops mercilessly at the enemy.
swift: martial flexibility (dedicated adversary); move: move; standard: power attack

doomcresent: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 2 = 21, for: 2d4 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1) + 13 + 2 = 19


Male Tiefling Wizard 6 |HP 48/48|AC 17 T 13 FF 13|F +3 R +6 W +5|CMD 15|Perception +6 (darkvision 60 ft.) Sense Motive +0|Init. +9|AR 6/9|Active Effects - Mary's boon 1/1

Quinlan drops from the sky and sweeps over the heads of the combatants. He holds outs a hand as he reaches Sifu scorpion and releases a torrent of flame at the monk. Burning hands: 5d4 ⇒ (3, 2, 1, 3, 3) = 12 Burn 1 AP. DC 19 reflex for half.


Johann Kaltgeboren- Dire Bear! wrote:

Johann growls in a chuckle as he see the dextrous cat leap about the battlefield. Now there is someone who I would like to meet!

But there is no time to greet the cat properly, as Johann tightens his grip on the Shinobi Assassin and tries to pin her to the ground.

[dice= maintain grapple and give pinned condition]d20+25

4 damage Kraken style when successful

OOF!! squeaks the kunoichi as Johann increases the torque, her eyes bulging!


The Ogon Fox wrote:

"Ah ha HA! Yes! You see, Scorpion? Those who love what is good will find friends to aid them in time of need. Those who seek after wealth and power only for their own ends will always find themselves defeated, in the end."

Confident in the presence of so many allies, the Fox moves to flank Sifu Scorpion across from Sifu Centipede, and strike at him.

Mystic bolt

"Now, what does the Scorpion do when it is cornered? Give a sting but suffer the crushing of its own life? Or does it submit?"

Sifu Scorpion acknowledges defeat, but seeks to escape by leaping up onto a nearby rooftop (the pottery shop again)... Acrobatics 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (16) + 28 = 44 to leap clear of combat without provoking attacks of opportunity succeeds... Vaulting with a superhuman leap onto the roof, he sneers down at Fox and shouts, Scorpion never cornered, Fox! before bounding away over the rooftops of Rome!


Zagathoth wrote:

Zagathoth calls to mind all the tricks for fighting humans that he learned in the pits as he rushes towards the bald monk. When he arrives next to the fox, he chops mercilessly at the enemy.

swift: martial flexibility (dedicated adversary); move: move; standard: power attack

[dice=doomcresent]1d20+9+2, [dice=for]2d4+13+2

Prior to leaping away...

Scorpion ducks the magic falchion...


Quinlan Ifrean wrote:
Quinlan drops from the sky and sweeps over the heads of the combatants. He holds outs a hand as he reaches Sifu scorpion and releases a torrent of flame at the monk. Burning handsBurn 1 AP. DC 19 reflex for half.

Proor to jumping away...

Reflex vs DC 19 burning hands 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 fails! Full fire damage taken...

Scorpion hisses and pats out the flames on his saffron tunic...


Seeing Scorpion leap up onto the pottery shop rooftop, Pusinboots grins mischievously...

In Sylvan: Fleedle dee doo and fleedle dee die! Up goes the Scorpion, into the sky!

Giving chase with twinkling rapier and dirk, the legendary Cat springs onto the pottery shop rooftop after Scorpion...


Male Tiefling Wizard 6 |HP 48/48|AC 17 T 13 FF 13|F +3 R +6 W +5|CMD 15|Perception +6 (darkvision 60 ft.) Sense Motive +0|Init. +9|AR 6/9|Active Effects - Mary's boon 1/1

quinlan takes off after Scorpion as well, soaring over the rooftops towards his prey. Taking his wand from his side he sends a trio of hornets speeding towards the fleeing monk. Magic Missile: 3d4 + 3 ⇒ (2, 1, 4) + 3 = 10


Quinlan Ifrean wrote:
quinlan takes off after Scorpion as well, soaring over the rooftops towards his prey. Taking his wand from his side he sends a trio of hornets speeding towards the fleeing monk. [dice=Magic Missile]3d4+3

Scorpion snarls in pain as the force missiles sting him!


Male Kitsune UnMnk 10 / Ftr (Brawler) 4 | Ki 8/10 | HP 127/168 | AC 30 (t24/ff24) | CMD 39 (40 vs bull/drag/repo) | F +13, R +15, W +13 | Perc +16 (low-light vision); SM +10; Init +5 | Fire 120, Acid 72, Heroism

"Zagathoth, please tie up this ninja which Johann is holding. I think the Scorpion is too quick for us to catch, now."


HP 117/117 | AC 24* (t17/ff24*) | CMD 31 | Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +8 | Perception +13 (darkvision 60'); Sense Motive +1; Initiative +2 | active effects: --

”With what?”

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