Year of Our Lord 1437 Pathfinder RAW PVP Combined Tables 1 & 2

Game Master Michael Johnson 66

In Fairytale Earth circa The Year of Our Lord 1437, the Crusaders of the Catacombs and the Desert Jackals join forces as a larger party to confront Antichrist Nero in his dungeon below the Roman Catacombs and stop him from hastening the Apocalypse!


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12. Latrine: This is a latrine furnished with a central lavatory fountain that continuously flows with pure water, and features fonts that dispense drops of liquid soap! Lining the concave walls of this chamber are compartmentalized outhouses, with machines that wash and dry the posterior after ablution!


13. Bathhouse: This vaulted chamber is humid and warm. A pair of semicircular baths dominate the floor of the chamber, forming a circular pool about 3 feet deep and about 15 feet in diameter, leaving only a 5 foot outer ledge around the outer concave wall. The pools are divided by a 4-foot-high central wall, 1 foot thick, into hot and cold water baths. Steam rises from the hot water bath, which has a current temperature of 99 degrees Fahrenheit; the cold water bath is currently at a chilly 69 degrees Fahrenheit. Both baths can be adjusted to within 20 degrees Fahrenheit of their current temperatures by verbal command! Short flights of steps allow easy entry to both baths. The outer concave walls contain shallow alcoves stocked with soft white linen robes, towels, and washcloths, as well as jars of fragrant perfume oils and soaps. Four slender, feminine clockwork servants are stationed here to assist bathers...


14. Gymnasium: This spacious vaulted chamber has a curiously padded floor, ideal for gymnastics or wrestling practice. Various mechanical machines designed to train a user's strength, dexterity, and endurance are stationed here, each with a clockwork servant to "spot" the exerciser! There are nine such machines and attendant clockwork trainers, plus a pair of moving conveyor belts on tracks for running in place! The speed of these is adjustable by verbal command, as are the resistance weights of the strength training machines!


15. Chirurgy Chamber: The clockwork tour guide calls this the "chirurgy chamber", and describes its function as a medical center where a clockwork surgeon can perform emergency surgical procedures, as well as diagnose and treat any disease or injury of a living organism, via medicinal alchemy or other means! There are eight operating tables and four clockwork surgeons here.


16. Salon: This chamber is a salon, furnished with four seemingly seamless padded reclining chairs with sinks and fonts behind for shampooing and rinsing hair, plus four padded massage tables. Eight clockwork spa attendants are stationed here to give facials, shaves, haircuts, shampoos, hair removal, or massages!

17. Cabin: As the precious cabins.

18. Cabin: As the precious cabins.
Perception check DC 25 in area 18 can be attempted...

Perception 25+:
Hidden under a comforter on one of the beds is a mithral keyring with two mithral keys attached...


19. Garden/Atrium: This spacious vault is redolent with fragrsnt blossoms and echoes with exotic birdsongs. A 5-foot-wide gravel pathway meanders and zigzag through an indoor garden and atrium, which also serves as an aviary for some three dozen birds of a variety of nonraptor species, mainly songbirds and parrots. The gardens, tended by three clockwork gardeners, contain a great variety of fragrant flowers, as well as a veritable apothecary of medicinal herbs.

20. Holding Cell: The adamantine door sealing this chamber does not open on command as the precious doors have. The clockwork tour guide explains that a dangerous captive is currently imprisoned inside this holding cell, and only the proper key can unlock the adamantine door to the cell.
Break DC 30; Disable Device DC 30; Hardness 10; 1,000 hp...

21. Holding Cell: Same as are 20.


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6
Michael Johnson 66 wrote:

When Lord Perpireen's immediate and whimsical fey curiosities about several random other subjects have been satisfied by the crystals in the round library, he gets down to the business of researching Kyoto, and uncovers several bits of lore regarding the imperial capital of Japan that might be useful in the quest to rescue the Ogon Fox...

Ashikaga Shogunate, the dynasty responsible for the bounty on Fox's head...

Ashikaga Yoshinori is the current Shogun, and grandson of the Shogun who originally set the bounty on the Fox's father's head and his descendents for seven generations...

Kyoto City, the imperial capital of Japan, where the Ashikaga Shogunate reside in their Hana-no Gosho ("Flower Palace") on Muromachi Street...

Now the tour is complete, back to where we were before... Would the party like to rest for the night? It is about ten o' clock at night on Sunday, 21st January, when the tour is completed, and the adventurers are likely famished and weary, if not fatigued...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

HANA-NO GOSHO, Flower Palace of the Ashikaga Shogunate on Muromachi Street in Kyoto City, the imperial capital of Japan on the island of Honshu, largest island of the Japanese archipelago...

CASTLE PLAN, side view...

ADDITIONAL VIEWS OF THE FLOWER PALACE MAIN CASTLE

Grand Lodge

Male Skinwalker Shifter 13/Monk 1; 196/196 HP; Init +9; Perception +21; Low Light Vision; [28 AC][21 Touch][25 FF]; [Fort 18][Reflex 17][Will 13],[CMD:41, vs. grapple 43], 17/17 Minutes of Minor Aspect, 17/17 Hours of Major Aspect Buff/Debuffs:

Johann puts down the old book he found of the town and structures in Kyoto. "AN INTERESTING READ, BUT I'M EXHAUSTED. YOU'LL THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID, RIGHT CARDINAL? THIS PYRAMID IS PERFECT FOR SAVING THE FOX. IT IS LIKE GOD HIMSELF HAS GIVEN IT TO US."

Johann heads over to the most comfortable bed ever to grace the planet Earth.


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6
Johann Kaltgeboren wrote:

Johann puts down the old book he found of the town and structures in Kyoto. "AN INTERESTING READ, BUT I'M EXHAUSTED. YOU'LL THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID, RIGHT CARDINAL? THIS PYRAMID IS PERFECT FOR SAVING THE FOX. IT IS LIKE GOD HIMSELF HAS GIVEN IT TO US."

Johann heads over to the most comfortable bed ever to grace the planet Earth.

Johann succumbs to sleep almost as soon as the semiorganic bed has adjusted to his ideal shape to cradle him gently and cool temperature to induce hibernation in the shifter...

He dreams wild, fantastic dreams and nightmares that recycle his recent harrowing adventures in Atlantis, the loss of the Fox, his best friend since sweet Rapunzel, the discovery of the miraculous Black Pyramid of Kronos and its potential to rescue Fox, but also to wreak unforeseeable havoc on history, and the revelation of Baldur that poor Fox is a captive in Kyoto...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6
Michael Johnson 66 wrote:
Johann Kaltgeboren wrote:

Johann puts down the old book he found of the town and structures in Kyoto. "AN INTERESTING READ, BUT I'M EXHAUSTED. YOU'LL THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID, RIGHT CARDINAL? THIS PYRAMID IS PERFECT FOR SAVING THE FOX. IT IS LIKE GOD HIMSELF HAS GIVEN IT TO US."

Johann heads over to the most comfortable bed ever to grace the planet Earth.

Johann succumbs to sleep almost as soon as the semiorganic bed has adjusted to his ideal shape to cradle him gently and cool temperature to induce hibernation in the shifter...

He dreams wild, fantastic dreams and nightmares that recycle his recent harrowing adventures in Atlantis, the loss of the Fox, his best friend since sweet Rapunzel, the discovery of the miraculous Black Pyramid of Kronos and its potential to rescue Fox, but also to wreak unforeseeable havoc on history, and the revelation of Baldur that poor Fox is a captive in Kyoto...

In his worst nightmares, Johann sees Fox seduced by a beautiful young Asian woman in a garden, who is in fact a monstrous shapeshifter of Japan known as the Jorogumo, "woman-spider"... She seduces Fox with venomous kisses before transforming into a monstrous spider-woman that devours its paralyzed victim!


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6
Cardinal Lucius d'Borja wrote:

He breaks off, ignoring Mwikali's threat and shaking his white-haired head.

"Please forgive my outburst. I am... over tired. I shall retreat and pray for...

Cardinal Lucius, weary of arguing and frightened to his core of what the adventurers have discovered in the Black Pyramid of Kronos, is on the verge of a mental breakdown, so he goes into one of the cabins even before the clockwork tour guide has pointed it out, guided by supernal wisdom and divine guidance of Providence, and falls onto one of the supernaturally comfortable beds, where slumber overcomes him almost at once, in spite of his intention to pray before sleep took him...

The holy man of Yaweh also dreams troubled dreams and nightmares induced by the awful discovery of the Black Pyramid of Kronos, dreams of the mayhem and chaos that mankind would work should the mortal princes and potentates of Earth gain control of the colossal artifact...


In preparation for the next adventure, Ghost Tower of Flower Palace, a recap of earlier asides Will follow...

Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote:

Tuesday, January 9th, in the Sea of Japan, 9:00 AM:

Halfway around the world, in the Sea of Japan, a meteor plummets to the Earth, descending into the briny depths to impact with great force, causing a tidal wave and typhoons to devestate the coasts of Asia!

Worse yet, the impact awakens from centuries of slumber the mighty King of Kaiju, Gojira!

The reptilian colossus opens a giant yellow eye, enraged at being awakened, and famished from centuries of hibernation...

Up from the depths rises the Titan, thirty stories high, causing more flooding and typhoons across Asia...

OH NO! There goes Edo! GODZILLA!!


Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote:

Tidal waves wash through the city of Edo (which would be renamed Tōkyō in the 19th century), drowning thousands of Japanese citizens and causing the houses, shops, temples, and tea houses to collapse!

The King of Kaiju blots out the sun, throwing the panicked city in darkness before his terrible breath weapon incinerates a block of buildings, lighting the city up again!


Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote:

Meanwhile, in Japan...

Gojira, King of Kaiju, stomps across the blazing ruins of Edo (medieval Tokyo), each colossal footfall causing the ground to quake! Lifting his titanic reptilian head to the waxing moon, Gojira gives voice to a monstrous shriek!

YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKK!!!!

GOJIRA ROARS!

Turning north, the King of Kaiju stomps off to wreak further destruction upon the Land of the Rising Sun...

FEUDAL JAPAN MAP


Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote:

Tuesday, 9th of January, 11:00 PM, Japanese Island of Honshu, twenty leagues north of the blazing ruins of Edo:

Gojira continues his apocalyptic rampage, stomping and incinerating a swath of utter destruction hundreds of yards wide! His colossal reptilian feet trample an ancient bamboo grove to smithereens, pounding the high stalks down into massive, claw-shaped craters! The King of Kaiju seems to recall an ancient memory...

There are others besides me... Foes to fight!... and friends to go rampaging with!... Mothra! Mothra is my friend!... or is she my foe??... Can’t recall... Doesn’t matter, she’ll remind me after I wake her, I suppose... thinks Gojira out loud: YYYRRREEEAAAAARRRKKKK!!!! BBRRREEEEEAAAAAARRRRKKKK!!! GGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!


Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote:

Wednesday 10th of January, 9:15 AM, central Honshu Island of Japan:

Climbing into the mountainous highlands of north-central Honshu, Gojira, King of Kaiju, begins to awaken his “subjects”!

At the mouth of a massive, yawning cavern in the side of a remote peak, Gojira shriek-roars, over and over again, for nearly twenty minutes, before the great cavern’s occupant finally can ignore it no longer, and awakens...

BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!
BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!...

** spoiler omitted **


Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote:

Wednesday 10th of January, 2:00 PM, central Honshu Island of Japan:

After nearly five continuous hours of titanic combat, Gojira finally reasserts his supremacy, forcing Mosura to flee for her life with his atomic breath weapon!

*ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPP!!! ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPP!!!* BBBRRREEEEEAAAAARRRRKKKK!!!!

GOJIRA VS MOSURA

Dark Archive

Male Medium Human Cleric 10 | HP: 47/99 | AC: 24/23 | F: +15, R: +16, W: +21 | Dec/Itm/Perf +16, Lore/Soc +15, Dip/Rel/Per +19, Med +21| Speed 25ft | Hero Points 3/3, Focus 1/1, D Font 3/5, Heal 0/1 SL 1/1| Active Conditions:
Michael Johnson 66 wrote:

Cardinal Lucius, weary of arguing and frightened to his core of what the adventurers have discovered in the Black Pyramid of Kronos, is on the verge of a mental breakdown, so he goes into one of the cabins even before the clockwork tour guide has pointed it out, guided by supernal wisdom and divine guidance of Providence, and falls onto one of the supernaturally comfortable beds, where slumber overcomes him almost at once, in spite of his intention to pray before sleep took him...

The holy man of Yaweh also dreams troubled dreams and nightmares induced by the awful discovery of the Black Pyramid of Kronos, dreams of the mayhem and chaos that mankind would work should the mortal princes and potentates of Earth gain control of the colossal artifact...

After a night of broken sleep and ominous dreams the Cardinal awakes, no more rested than when he slept but at least filled with a new resolve.

From his pack he produces pen and ink, as well as carefully folded paper, preserved in the extra-dimensional storage of his bag which he unfolds, ponders for a few moments and then dips his pen to write.

Lucius' Letter, in German:
To my worthy and beloved Johann.

I cannot come to terms with this artifact and the power it represents. It is simply too great a threat to be allowed in this unsuspecting mortal world. I commend your loyalty to Ogon Fox even though it will delay the great battle that must be fought against the anti-Christ. Friendship is a great gift and you are well worthy of his.

I return at once to Rome, where I will inform the Holy Father of what is going on and seek to thwart the anti-Christ in his schemes. Stay here, our african companions have good hearts, but they are blinded by their own desires and do not see the greater truths - they will need your common sense and wisdom in the days and weeks to come.

Tell Zagathoth that Mother Church will keep Marrakesh safely until he returns. Please, both of you, protect your companions, but most of all protect the knowledge of this pyramid. It cannot be allowed to fall into the wrong hands.

In nomine patri, filli et spiritu sancti,
Lucius.

Cardinalis.

Retrieving the amulet which he wore until yesterday the Cardinal places it gently beside the letter, follows it with a wand and two potions, before making his quiet way to the top of the pyramid and mounting his carpet, before riding smoothly away into the fading remnants of the night.

Leaving Am Nat Arm +1 (unless it got claimed under the sea - I can't remember), the potions of Fly and Haste and the Wand of Cure Light with 23 charges.


Gojira, King of Kaiju wrote:

Meanwhile, at the same moment that Ogon Fox and his friend The Bear fight against oriental bounty hunters in a Roman via...

Having wrought apocalyptic devastation upon feudal Japan, Gojira and Mosura turn their attentions toward greater fields across which to stomp and blast swathes of utter annihilation!

Gojira wading or swimming and Mosura flying east across the Pacific Ocean, they come upon the west coast of the New World, in what would be known as California, and begin a rampage that was foretold by the medicine men and shamans of the indigenous people, and births a new cycle of horrorific legendry among them!

BBBRRREEEEAAAAAAARRRRRKKK!!!

** spoiler omitted **


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

GHOST TOWER OF FLOWER PALACE, a Pathfinder adventure for 6 to 8 characters of 8th level, set in the Kyoto City of Fairytale Earth's Japan, circa winter of 1437 AD...

It is the winter of 1437 AD, Sunday, 21st January, when the Knights of the Order of Champions learn by divination the fate of their missing companion, Ogon Fox. This is also the day the adventurers discovered a powerful artifact, The Black Pyramid of Kronos, in the Lost City of Atlantis, a vessel crafted by ancient Sumerian deities (the Anunnaki) for the purpose of voyaging through both Time and Space...

Minds still spinning from the awesome, terrible discovery of the Black Pyramid, they then discovered via divination (spirit writing initiated by Habiba Al-Sahim, received from the Asgardian deity Baldur) that Ogon Fox is in grave danger from "tyranny" in Kyoto City, imperial capital of Japan, and home of Fox's archenemy, Ashikaga Yoshinori.

Grieved as they were by this dire news, the adventurers were fatigued from the day's harrowing adventures, so they bed down for the night in the comfortable beds of the cabins within the Pyramid, quickly succumb to sleep, and dream troubling dreams and nightmares...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

Johann's dream:

Johann dreams that his lost friend Fox is in a beautiful, fragrant garden, hiding in a cherry tree, while evil samurai and ninja loyal to Ashikaga Yoshinori Shogun hunt for him to cut off his head... Suddenly, a beautiful Japanese woman finds Fox and beckons to him, promising to help him hide from the Shogun's men, but it's a trap! She seduces Fox, poisoning him with venomous kisses and lulling him asleep... Then, she transforms into a horrible monster, part woman and part giant spider, and implants fertilized eggs into the Fox's body!

Johann awakens from this nightmare with a roar on the morning of Monday, 22nd January, at around 8:00...


Cardinal D'Borja's dream:

Lucius dreams that all the lords of Europe, Asia, and Africa learn that the Champions have found the Black Pyramid of Kronos, and are seized with insane desire to possess its power. A cataclysmic war of many nations is ignited by the evil artifact, which Lucifer has caused his foes to find as a curse disguised as a blessing. Satan, laughing, spreads his wings as the War Pigs crawl upon their knees...

Awakening in a cold sweat just before dawn on the 22nd, the old priest gathers his belongings, pens a farewell letter in German to his beloved friend Johann, leaves with the letter a wand, an amulet, and a few potions, and exits the Pyramid through a portal at its pinnacle on his carpet of flying, soaring away toward his home in Rome...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

Lord Perpireen McGibel's dream:

Lord Perpireen dreams that he is a star "space G-ball" player on a professional team in the space G-ball league, competing for the Galaxy Cup! Suddenly, the opposing team transforms into hideous oriental spirits--yokai, oni, bakemono, goblin spiders, fox women, etc.--and begin to try to eat the little Lord!

He awakens with a shout of fright and a Sylvan curse at around 8:00 AM, Monday 22nd January...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

Mwikali's dream:

Mwikali dreams that terrible, colossal monsters--kaiju--are awakened from many long centuries of hibernation by a star that falls into the sea... The great kaiju rise up from the sea, or out of volcanos, or burst out of the ground, and go on an apocalyptic rampage that destroys half the lands of the Earth!

She awakens with a scream in a cold sweat the morning of Monday, 22nd January, around 8:00...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

Ihrin's dream:

Ihrin dreams of her little brother in Wallachia, young Prince Vlad III Dracula... She sees him taken hostage by the wicked Sultan of the Turks, Murad II, and subjected to all manner of depravity and buggery at the hands of the Sultan, who transforms into a tiger-headed rakshasa and terrorizes young Vlad III... But the worse part of the nightmare comes at the end, when Vlad III Dracula grows into a terrible, demonic vampire that sucks the blood from the Sultan's bitten neck!

She awakens with a gasp of fear from this nightmare at around 8:00 AM on Monday morning, 22nd January...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

Rabbi Orlovsky's dream:

The Rabbi dreams that while he is asleep in one of the cozy cabins of the Black Pyramid, Cardinal Lucius, driven by the relentless notion that the artifact is evil and sent by Satan, wrests control of it and pilots it into the heart of the sun while all the Champions are aboard... This results not only in the destruction of the Black Pyramid of Kronos and all who are aboard it, but causes the sun to go supernova and swallow up the planets orbiting It! The solar system is destroyed in a fiery apocalypse of interplanetary scope!

The Rabbi bolts upright in bed, drenched in sweat, around 8:00 Monday morning, 22nd January...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

Algoral's dream:

Algoral dreams that she has been invited to play for the Seelie Court in the First World! Transported there by the Black Pyramid of Kronos, she finds herself on a gilded stage, about to perform for Queen Titania and King Oberon! As she starts to beat her drum, however, it begins to melt and fall apart! The noble fairies of the Seelie Court jeer and heckle her, finally booing her offstage in tears!

Algoral awakens from this nightmare with tears streaming down her face...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

Zagathoth's dream:

Zagathoth dreams that he is back in Marrakech, enjoying an orgy with his harem. Suddenly, he hears thunderous footsteps and unearthly roars, as well as screams of panic, from outside the palace! Running out onto the harem balcony wearing only a sheet, he beholds a towering, reptilian, dinosaur-like monster rampaging and trampling the city underfoot! It breathes a vast ray of fiery energy that incinerates all in its path!

Zagathoth awakens with a roar of alarm on Monday morning, around 8:00...


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6

Habiba Al-Sahim's dream:

Habiba dreams of a past life: she is a priestess of Isis during the reign of King Cheops during the Fourth Dynasty of Egypt... The king dies, is embalmed and mummified, and entombed in the great pyramid at Giza outside of Cairo... Along with the king, many concubines and other slaves are sacrificed, embalmed, mummified, and entombed with King Cheops in the great pyramid, including the priestess that Habiba once was... In the tomb, many wondrous treasures are stored, to accompany the dead king's ka or spirit to the afterlife... Among these treasures is a fragment of the Mirror of the Multiverse!

Habiba awakens with clear memories of this past life as an Egyptian priestess, and a certainty that one of the fragments of the Mirror still lies within the Great Pyramid of Cheops!

Grand Lodge

Male Skinwalker Shifter 13/Monk 1; 196/196 HP; Init +9; Perception +21; Low Light Vision; [28 AC][21 Touch][25 FF]; [Fort 18][Reflex 17][Will 13],[CMD:41, vs. grapple 43], 17/17 Minutes of Minor Aspect, 17/17 Hours of Major Aspect Buff/Debuffs:

"FOX!"

Johann awakes with a start, his heart beating hard. Then he sees the note, carefully written in his mother tongue.

"Oh Cardinal." Johann sighs softly, and indeed talks to himself quietly. "I would have gone with you, but the Fox needs me. I wish you could have seen that he needs you too."

Johann picks up the items left behind and puts them in his handy haversack.

Too many friends, gone and departed. But if you are in Rome, Cardinal, then I will see you again. Protect her for me until I can meet you there.


Changeling Witch(Tatterdemalion)14th|HP:85|AC:21(23)(T:14FF:18)|F:+7|R:+9|W:+16|SR:20| CMD:18|CMB:+8|Init:+2 Per:+18|Spear:+9(+8), Claw:+7,Dagger:+7,Sling:+10,Cestus:+7|Spells:0-4,1-7,2-7,3-7,4-6,5-5,6-4,7- 3

Naked and sweating Mwikali sits up and stares at Kiku.'Great Beasts destroying the world!Such horrible dreams." She says as she then gets up and sits down and begins to meditate. She didn't need to commune yet but she really wanted to connect with the spirits.


HP 117/117 | AC 24* (t17/ff24*) | CMD 31 | Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +8 | Perception +13 (darkvision 60'); Sense Motive +1; Initiative +2 | active effects: --

Zagathoth emerges from his cabin partially covered in a white silk sheet. The promise of epic combat with which his dream ended had done nothing to diminish the growing desire most of the dream had aroused.

The orc heads hastily to the witch's chamber and begins to pound on the door. "Dark woman," he calls out, "do you want to make sex? I have not made sex since our boat sunk and I need to..."

if the answer is no:
"I do not know the metal womans' tongue," he answers, "can you ask them if any of them want to make sex with me?"


Changeling Witch(Tatterdemalion)14th|HP:85|AC:21(23)(T:14FF:18)|F:+7|R:+9|W:+16|SR:20| CMD:18|CMB:+8|Init:+2 Per:+18|Spear:+9(+8), Claw:+7,Dagger:+7,Sling:+10,Cestus:+7|Spells:0-4,1-7,2-7,3-7,4-6,5-5,6-4,7- 3

She looked at you and laughed. She gets up naked and slaps her hands on your shoulders. She feels your muscles and then shakes her head.'Very tempting Zag, Very Very Tempting." She runs her hands over the orc's arms and blushes.

"I may regret this but yes" She says walking over and flipping the sheet off the bed.

Why not


HP 117/117 | AC 24* (t17/ff24*) | CMD 31 | Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +8 | Perception +13 (darkvision 60'); Sense Motive +1; Initiative +2 | active effects: --

Zagathoth grins a big toothy smile and drops his sheet as he rushes into the witch's chamber. He spends the next couple hours demonstrating everything he has learned about making sex from his woman in Rome and the harem in Marrakesh.

I don't know why it seems so amusing to me but for some reason I love the fact that despite having a lot of trouble learning information (due to his low Int) Zag is actually really easy to train physically (that seems to be the idea behind martial flexibilty)... so even though he probably couldn't name a single part of the female anatomy he has the muscle-memory to know what to do, lol.


HP: 45/48| AC: 16 FF: 16 Touch: 10 CMD: 14| Init: +0|Fort +4, Ref +4, Will +11| Perception +14|

Habiba snaps awake.

I do not often have the dreams of a cycle's end. What would bring such a vision on now? she wonders to herself, shivering slightly at the memory of death slowly creeping over her.

I find myself torn. The Mirror is such a powerful artifact, and sure to aid in our quest, but the thought of raiding a Pharaoh's grave goods sits ill with me. Perhaps I should research magics to directly commune with the soul of the dead, so as to ask permission?


female Human Unchained Rogue 11th/Samurai[Warrior Poet] 3rd HP:152|AC:32(t:22,ff:22)|F:+11|R:+15|W:+11|CMD:25|CMB:+12|Init:+4 Per:+23(+28)|Dagger+16/+11/+6,Lgt Mace+15/+10/+5,Hvy Wrist Launchers+15/+10/+5,Cestus+15/+10/+5,Katana +16/+11/+6 Wakizashi +16/+11/+6

Ihrin wakes her body covered in sweat. She breathes noting this was her dream nothing more. She had experienced worse dreams, dreams of a different woman being raped, brutalized and murder. Or a woman slain by her own brother. These almost felt real. This last one had a similar thread of truth but nothing that spoke to the actual full body experience. So the woman slipped out of bed wearing a comfortably oversized shirt she had found and breathed.

After she calmed her nerves a bit more she put on pants and one of her shirts before leaving to find a place to exercise. Once she does she began with stretches and bends until after about a half hour she began to t ik Male and flip, twist and turn working her muscles and movements like an experienced gymnast. After an hour she returned to her room, exhausted and laid down drifting back to sleep for a quick nap.

Grand Lodge

Male Skinwalker Shifter 13/Monk 1; 196/196 HP; Init +9; Perception +21; Low Light Vision; [28 AC][21 Touch][25 FF]; [Fort 18][Reflex 17][Will 13],[CMD:41, vs. grapple 43], 17/17 Minutes of Minor Aspect, 17/17 Hours of Major Aspect Buff/Debuffs:

"ZAG! EVERYONE! We have a problem! The Cardinal left; look, he left us a note and..." Johann wanders from room to room rousing the heroes and pushes the Mwikali's bedroom door open. "The Cardinal left and....OH MY GODS BY ALL THAT IS HOLY AND PURE. MY EYES!"

Johann staggers back, having just gotten a full in-color image of Zag's butt dancing about the sheets.


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6
Johann Kaltgeboren wrote:

"ZAG! EVERYONE! We have a problem! The Cardinal left; look, he left us a note and..." Johann wanders from room to room rousing the heroes and pushes the Mwikali's bedroom door open. "The Cardinal left and....OH MY GODS BY ALL THAT IS HOLY AND PURE. MY EYES!"

Johann staggers back, having just gotten a full in-color image of Zag's butt dancing about the sheets.

LMAO!! :)


HP 117/117 | AC 24* (t17/ff24*) | CMD 31 | Fort +9, Ref +9, Will +8 | Perception +13 (darkvision 60'); Sense Motive +1; Initiative +2 | active effects: --

Zagathoth wraps one thick, muscley arm around the witch’s waist and leaps to his feet (hoisting her into the air in the process). Without ceasing from the activity that seems to have surprised Bear, he spins to face his friend and exclaims, ”The Padre leaved?!? Where did he go?”


HP: 45/48| AC: 16 FF: 16 Touch: 10 CMD: 14| Init: +0|Fort +4, Ref +4, Will +11| Perception +14|

Habiba rouses, finishes dressing, and runs to the door as Johann's pronouncement begins.

The Cardinal left? I knew we'd had disagreement, but I'd not thought he'd abandon his mission so easily. Though perhaps he has good reason, I should ask- she manages to think, before the next exclamation reaches her ears, door halfway through twisting the knob.

At that, she releases the knob as though it burns, and moves back to her bed to sit.

Whatever it is...for once believe I don't want to know.


HP 58/58 | AC 13 | F +6 R +4 W +9 | perception (darkvision) +1, initiative +1 | active effects: --

***earlier this morning***
Roused by his dream, the Rabbi teleports to the helm to make sure everything is secure. When he finds the Cardinal looking for a way out he sighs. Placing a hand on his Gentile counterpart’s shoulder he says, ”I’m sorry, Lucius, that we couldn’t come to some understanding, but if you wish to leave I will not stop you. Return to Rome and make preparations. We shall arrive before the attack to aid in the fight against Nero and his minions.”

I’ll teleport him to Rome, if possible... if not, I’ll take the pyramid to Rome (which is a few hours behind Kiev, so it should still be dark) for just long enough to drop him off.


female Human Unchained Rogue 11th/Samurai[Warrior Poet] 3rd HP:152|AC:32(t:22,ff:22)|F:+11|R:+15|W:+11|CMD:25|CMB:+12|Init:+4 Per:+23(+28)|Dagger+16/+11/+6,Lgt Mace+15/+10/+5,Hvy Wrist Launchers+15/+10/+5,Cestus+15/+10/+5,Katana +16/+11/+6 Wakizashi +16/+11/+6

Ihrin makes her way towards the commotion. Hearing the good father leave was disheartening but the show she managed to peep made her snicker and slap Johanns shoulder.

" Come Johann let us learn more about this Place your friend is at. Maybe we can devise a way to free him." she says leading the Bear Shifter away before she looks over her shoulder and gives the two a hearty wink.


Changeling Witch(Tatterdemalion)14th|HP:85|AC:21(23)(T:14FF:18)|F:+7|R:+9|W:+16|SR:20| CMD:18|CMB:+8|Init:+2 Per:+18|Spear:+9(+8), Claw:+7,Dagger:+7,Sling:+10,Cestus:+7|Spells:0-4,1-7,2-7,3-7,4-6,5-5,6-4,7- 3

Mwikali sinks her claws into Zag and wraps her self about his frame. She speaks a little breathy." Too bad, I was warming up to the man"

Kiki takes the opportunity to fly out of the room and follow the others not wishing to view his mistress in such an embrace.


Male HP 117/117 |AC 28/28/FF18 | F+6/R+18/W+11 | CMB +0 | CMD+31 |init +8 | Perc + 24| Insp 16/16 | Hero Points 2/5 Irish Sprite [Outsider] Investigator - Psychic Detective [L14]

nabs the keys

Give me chance to read all the posts, been on location shooting this darn TV show and no Phone signal or wifi YIKES!!"


Alexei Orlovsky wrote:

***earlier this morning***

Roused by his dream, the Rabbi teleports to the helm to make sure everything is secure. When he finds the Cardinal looking for a way out he sighs. Placing a hand on his Gentile counterpart’s shoulder he says, ”I’m sorry, Lucius, that we couldn’t come to some understanding, but if you wish to leave I will not stop you. Return to Rome and make preparations. We shall arrive before the attack to aid in the fight against Nero and his minions.”

I’ll teleport him to Rome, if possible... if not, I’ll take the pyramid to Rome (which is a few hours behind Kiev, so it should still be dark) for just long enough to drop him off.

Cardinal Lucius places a hand on the Rabbi's arm and smiles sadly.

I am also sorry we could not come to agreement on the grave danger this Pyramid presents... I cannot but believe that the Enemy has placed this thing in our midst to tempt and destroy us! But you and the others feel differently, so it is I who must take my leave... Know that I will always count you and the other Champions as dear friends, even if I am compelled by the greater good to oppose you in your use of this dangerous artifact of the pagan past... Be well, Rabbi, and do your best to guide the others with wisdom and wit. I can fly on my carpet to Rome, no need to transport me there with this... thing... Just kindly teleport me outside, if you would. Farewell, my friend.

Cardinal Lucius embraces the Rabbi and then produces his carpet of flying and mounts it. Alexei teleports the cardinal outside, and he flies off toward Rome...


HP 58/58 | AC 13 | F +6 R +4 W +9 | perception (darkvision) +1, initiative +1 | active effects: --

I still teleport him as close to Rome as I can from here.

Grand Lodge

Male Skinwalker Shifter 13/Monk 1; 196/196 HP; Init +9; Perception +21; Low Light Vision; [28 AC][21 Touch][25 FF]; [Fort 18][Reflex 17][Will 13],[CMD:41, vs. grapple 43], 17/17 Minutes of Minor Aspect, 17/17 Hours of Major Aspect Buff/Debuffs:

Traumatized, Johann lets Ihrin leads him away to the library, where Johann picks up the book on Japanese architecture again. But the mental image isn't going away. The mental image of Mwikali isn't bad... quite nice actually... but Zag's butt keep dancing in Johann's imagination.

I just need to swat at something for a while.

"RABBI, ARE WE THERE YET?"


female Human Unchained Rogue 11th/Samurai[Warrior Poet] 3rd HP:152|AC:32(t:22,ff:22)|F:+11|R:+15|W:+11|CMD:25|CMB:+12|Init:+4 Per:+23(+28)|Dagger+16/+11/+6,Lgt Mace+15/+10/+5,Hvy Wrist Launchers+15/+10/+5,Cestus+15/+10/+5,Katana +16/+11/+6 Wakizashi +16/+11/+6

" Calm yourself focus in rescuing your friend. Think of the tower what is the best method of egress, what sort of defenses would they set up." the exotic eastern woman with swarthy skin says as she watches Johann continue to get aggitated.

" JOHANN" she growls as she gives the bear man a stern look. "focus.The Galdiator and the Witch are adults they are free to fornicate as the like. You need to prioritize and not succumb to your anger, regret or lost. To do so can cause your life to end like that" She accents this with a snap of her fingers.

[B]" I know both Fox and the Cardinal are gone, but dont take it as a true loss. One was stolen the other was oh there own volition. Take to heart the Cardinals guidance he has given you, remember the times you shared and find solace in that. For now both your companions are alive. I doubt at the end of this we all will not be unscathed or possibly alive!"]/b] she says looking at the man with a soft yet stern gaze, holding wisdom and clarity beyond someone so young.


M Human unchained monk 8/paladin 6
Ihrin Ardlean Dracul wrote:

" Calm yourself focus in rescuing your friend. Think of the tower what is the best method of egress, what sort of defenses would they set up." the exotic eastern woman with swarthy skin says as she watches Johann continue to get aggitated.

" JOHANN" she growls as she gives the bear man a stern look. "focus.The Galdiator and the Witch are adults they are free to fornicate as the like. You need to prioritize and not succumb to your anger, regret or lost. To do so can cause your life to end like that" She accents this with a snap of her fingers.

[B]" I know both Fox and the Cardinal are gone, but dont take it as a true loss. One was stolen the other was oh there own volition. Take to heart the Cardinals guidance he has given you, remember the times you shared and find solace in that. For now both your companions are alive. I doubt at the end of this we all will not be unscathed or possibly alive!"]/b] she says looking at the man with a soft yet stern gaze, holding wisdom and clarity beyond someone so young.

Beautiful post!

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