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Whatever! Just burn them down where they stand. Roasted Paladin is tasty.

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Drejk wrote:
Off to a Star Wars session. It's been a while.

I sense that your faith in the power of the dark side is weak!!!

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Burn! Burn EVERYTHING!!!

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You do not know the power of the Dark Side!

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No, he must join THE DARK SIDE!!!

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captain yesterday wrote:
I'm primarily fueled by love and sunlight.

Jedi scum. You do not know the power of the dark side!

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Fire is good!!!

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Silver Dragon wimp!!! BURN!!!

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Please give some more tales from NobodysFirestarter.

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Did someone mention ARSON?!?

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Black Friday sounds like FUN!!!

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NobodysHome wrote:

OK. This is kind of spooky apocalyptic.

The sunrise was at 6:47 am this morning. It is still so dark that I can barely see across the street. The dark sky is a bloody red. And the crows are cawing and screaming because things are so different.

So dark, bloody sky at a time that's usually daylight? Hordes of crows screaming?

It feels like I'm on a horror movie set!

YES!!! YES!!! Burn it all! Burn! BURN!!!

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BURN THE WORLD!!! BURN IT! BURN IT DOWN!!!

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Why steal the data when you can BURN THE WORLD DOWN?!?

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But beware, Darth Whedon is a powerful Sith!

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Freehold DM wrote:

I'm okay.

Waiting for Kingmaker on xbone.

Waiting for Star Wars Squadrons too.

Still hatin' on whedon.

Feel the Hate! Feel the Anger! Let the Dark Side flow through you!

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Darth wussy Vader? That wimp? Doom was facing a child using the power of the Sith.

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Darth lisamarlene has appeared!

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Become Darth lisamarlene!

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Yes, lisamarlene! Let the hate and anger flow through you! Feel the Power Of The DARK SIDE!!!

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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Now I need dragon Jedi's in my game.

Yes. Let the Power Of The Dark Side flow through you!

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Rosita the Riveter wrote:

*Stumbles in hung over*

What's been going on here? Anything big? Anything scandalous?

The power of the Dark Side has been strong in this thread!

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Dr. Doommaster7 wrote:
Evil Overlord wrote:
NOOO!!! You can't reboot 202! I was... I mean, the world was experiencing so much chaos! It was wonderful!
Doom however approves of rebooting. Doom wishes to rule the world not watch it burn.

NOOO!!! Watching the world burn is almost as much fun as burning it!

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...You kill it with FIRE!!! Lots and lots of FIRE!!!

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Mecharagezilla wrote:

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!

I can't read any actual news about the CDC situation right now. It makes me too angry to function. I tried. I really did. But I got a third of the way through the article - if that - and I was already fuming.

I need to not get pissed off this late at night if I want to have any hope of successfully sleeping.

Come! Join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

Edit - Yeah, the whole situation is fubared!

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NobodysHome wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
He's called the Mad Titan for a reason. He's the bad guy. Having a flawed but understandable motivation is good. (Way better than being after a goth girlfriend.)
Hey, hey now!

~bows~ Master, when shall we go after the infinity stones? ~looks at NH~ Oh! Sorry! Wrong person dating the wrong Goth Girl! My bad!

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Space Jesus must BURN!!!

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Yuugasa wrote:

Finished my Marvel marathon with Endgame, man that was satisfying. Also ran into a friend at the theater I hadn't seen since highschool and it was a blast catching up with her, she sat on one side of me while my sister sat on the other and we talked through the whole movie. It's all good though cause we went to a day showing and the theater was mostly empty so we probably won't burn in the Nine Hells like most people who talk during movies deserve =p

[Sith voice]So you HAVE joined the dark side. Wonderful! Here is your red lightsaber and your Mouse Ears![/Sith voice]

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Join the Dark Side, destroy the Galaxy, and then have some cookies!

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An optimist! BURN!!!

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NobodysHome wrote:

I suggest we make a test. Each FaWtL member start a thread: 1 character, then 2, then 3, etc.

Do we have enough members to get up to 192,834?

CY's alignment just changed to CE. I am so proud of you.

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Sasha Nein wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Ice cream has bent far more spoons than psychics.
Real psychics don't typically bother with that whole bending-spoons thing. Our training regimen starts with blowing up tiffany lamps and jumping through mindscapes and goes up from there.

Your puny psychic powers are no match for the Power Of The Dark Side!!!

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NobodysHome wrote:

Message Left for Impus Major on the Whiteboard:

Whiteboard wrote:

Took calico and fluffernutter to the vet.

You are all alone in the house...
...ignore the snickering coming from the basement...

Yep! Father of the Year, here I come!

Come join the dark side. We have cookies!!!

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~screams in anger~ NOOO!!! We can't loose another to the light side!

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Just a Mort wrote:

I am paranoid and distrust humanity in general? So better to keep more then less..

*starts virtual hoard and starts fussing over it like a dragon*

And MTG the rules changed so much since start. Who says hearthstone won't do the same?

Or maybe it'll be a crazy tavern brawl someday?

Join the hoarding darkside. We have cookies!

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John Napier 698 wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
He'd have to find me first. Pittsburgh's a big city.
I used to live up there and my Uncle still lives there.
"Please Mister Silver Dragon, don't burn down the city. Think of the children. Will no-one think of the children?" :D

DIE!!!

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Stop arguing or I will force choke you all!!!

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a few jokes for the hell of it.

That is so very Dark of you, young Padawan!

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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
This bit of awesomeness happened to Rey!

Spoiler:
This is how you turn a Jedi to the Dark Side! Force choke them Rey! Give in to your anger! Do it!

~grins and runs~

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Freehold DM wrote:
Thank you for the positive waves everyone!

~channels negative energy your way~

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Rysky wrote:
Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
Warhawk7 wrote:
IMO she is undoubtedly a Skywalker, as the Saga (Episodes 1-9) are about the Skywalker line. Technically yes, Ben/Kylo is part of the family line, but he's not a Skywalker... He's a Solo.
If you've got the Skywalker midi-
HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Give in to your anger and hate! Let the Dark Side flow through you!

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Give in to your anger and join the Dark Side!

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Sissyl wrote:
Rosita the Riveter wrote:

In Cartography, is it generally considered acceptable to create a dot density map in which one dot represents that 10% of a given population has X attribute in the census tract the dot is in, as opposed to a map where a dot is Y number of people with X attribute?

I mean, I'm going to do it anyway. I'm just wondering if it's technically supposed to be done.

NOOOOOOO!!! Don't do it! You'll change the hyperchronic equilibrium, resulting in a destabilization of the quantum shift! Who knows what the consequences could be?

Do it and join the Dark Side. Then we can rule the world together!

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WAIT A MINUTE?!? I could have voted for The Emperor? Why did not one tell me?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
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Freehold DM wrote:
unplugs anti-weather dominator Yes, yes it is.
~nothing changes as the AWD continues to gain more power~ FOOL!!! I know of your plan and was prepared! ~twirls my mustache and laughs evilly~

Ah, but I've watched Mr. Robot and therefore...** spoiler omitted **

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-, er, wait, which side am I rooting for again?

We have cookies and mustaches if you join the Dark Side.
Hmmm... cookies sounds good, but I'm contractually obligated to do selfies on InstaVillian while wearing a product-placement felt goatee.

Join me Darth Ambrosia and together we will rule the world!!!

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Freehold DM wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:

Sorry about the bike Kaj.

What is it with people today? They think anything NOT nailed down is free for the taking?

And in some cases, even if it IS nailed down! :/

It is my humble opinion that those who take property that does not belong to them, should be beaten with said property.

Just a thought.

It makes me smile.

Have a good (Or at least better) day everyone!

:)

finding the guys who stole my bikes and beating them to death makes me feel warm and toasty inside. I probably should not smile as much as I do at the prospect, but my god...it turns my frown upside down.

Then again, killing them is so...pedestrian. I mean, once you kill someone, they are dead. But you can break someone so many, many times before it gets old. I want hear them beg for mercy that will not come until they least expect it, to give them hope that I will snatch away at the least opportune moment, repeatedly, until they become a shadow of their former selves, not recognizing the person they see in the mirror every day. I want to make them look upon me and despair, to see the sun each day and know only regret.

Yes! The Dark Side is strong in you! Embrace it!

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Freehold DM wrote:

Achievement unlocked- Birthday Boy

Stay at a strip club until closing on birthday

I see that you have grown strong in the force, Jedi DM. But that ends today! My Master, Darth Binks has commanded that you be destroyed!

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Darth Yesterday wrote:

Awesome!!!

I get off work exactly when the Star Wars countdown clock hits zero.

It's a TRAP!!!

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David M Mallon wrote:
GMail just gave me the option to choose the Light Side or the Dark Side for my Google experience. F@%! that Sith b@@@#@&@. Jedi all the way. Now the volume button on YouTube makes a lightsaber noise, among other wondrous things. I hope I can keep it forever.

Join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

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Darth Mustacheo wrote:
Donna Ravensong wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
You slowly open the door, and find yourself in a 10'x10' room. In the middle of the room is an Orc. He's guarding a pie.
Kill the orc! Take the pie! Enjoy your spoils! LOL! Hubby ran this for me wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back when!
~strums a lute~ Why kill a being that might serve you or have useful information? Diplomacy is so much less messy.
[Sith Voice]Forget the pie! Enslave the orc and add him to my army! I will use the Dark Side to rule the world![/Sith Voice]

I Refuse to serve YOU!!! Die!!!

Full Name

Dorian J Rami

Race

Half - Elf

Classes/Levels

Fighter / Ranger(Freebooter) lvl12.0

Gender

Unknown

Size

6'

Age

25

Alignment

Neutral Good

Deity

Iomedea

Languages

Common, Elven, Osiriani

Occupation

Silver Crusader

About Dorian J Rami

Dorian's Appearance
Dorian wears a full suit of Full Plate Mythril Armor that hides his/hers appearance. This person also has a pair of long swords upon their waist and a bow strung across the back.

Dorian's Stats:

Dorian Rami
Female half-elf fighter 8/ranger (freebooter) 4 (Pathfinder Player Companion: Pirates of the Inner Sea)
NG Medium humanoid (elf, human)
Init +5; Senses low-light vision; Perception +23
Aura freebooter's bane (1 ft.)
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Defense
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AC 30, touch 16, flat-footed 26 (+11 armor, +2 deflection, +4 Dex, +2 natural, +1 shield)
hp 112 (12d10+36)
Fort +14, Ref +12, Will +7 (+3 vs. fear); +2 vs. enchantments
Immune sleep
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee demon bane +12/+7/+2 (1d8+16/17-20 plus 2d6 vs. evil) or
. . devil bane +12/+7 (1d8+12/17-20 plus 2d6 vs. evil)
Ranged composite shortbow +16/+11/+6 (1d6+3/×3)
Special Attacks combat style (archery), weapon training (heavy blades +1)
Ranger (Freebooter) Spells Prepared (CL 1st; concentration +2)
. . 1st—heightened awareness[ACG]
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Statistics
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Str 18, Dex 18, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 13, Cha 12
Base Atk +12; CMB +12; CMD 32
Feats Combat Reflexes, Double Slice, Endurance, Greater Weapon Focus (longsword), Improved Critical (longsword), Improved Two-weapon Fighting, Power Attack, Precise Shot, Skill Focus (Perception), Toughness, Two-weapon Defense, Two-weapon Fighting, Weapon Focus (longsword), Weapon Specialization (longsword)
Traits armor expert, indomitable faith
Skills Acrobatics +6, Climb +10, Diplomacy +5, Handle Animal +16, Heal +5, Intimidate +5, Knowledge (dungeoneering) +5, Knowledge (engineering) +5, Knowledge (geography) +5, Knowledge (nature) +5, Perception +23, Ride +10, Sense Motive +4, Sleight of Hand +4, Spellcraft +10, Stealth +7, Survival +9, Swim +10; Racial Modifiers +2 Perception
Languages Common, Elven, Osiriani
SQ armor training 3, elf blood, favored terrain (underground +2), freebooter's bond, track +2, wild empathy +5
Combat Gear oil of bless weapon (7), oil of daylight (2), potion of bear's endurance, potion of bull's strength, potion of cat's grace, potion of cure light wounds (4), potion of cure moderate wounds (3), potion of displacement, potion of fly, potion of gaseous form, potion of invisibility, potion of lesser restoration, potion of spider climb, potion of touch of the sea (4), potion of water breathing (2), scroll of breath of life (2), wand of cure light wounds, wand of cure light wounds, wand of endure elements (50 charges), wand of lead blades (50 charges), wayfinder, shining, acid (6), air crystal (10), alchemist's fire (6), antiplague (4), antitoxin (4), thunderstone, troll oil, weapon blanch (adamantine) (2), weapon blanch (cold iron) (2), weapon blanch (ghost salt) (2); Other Gear +2 full plate, demon bane, devil bane, arrows (69), composite shortbow (+3 Str), clear spindle ioun stone, amulet of natural armor +2, belt of physical might +2 (Str, Dex), boots of the cat, cloak of resistance +2, cracked dusty rose prism ioun stone, efficient quiver, handy haversack, headband of inspired wisdom +2, ring of protection +2, sash of the war champion, bedroll, chest, large, cold weather outfit, crowbar, flint and steel, grappling hook, hemp rope (50 ft.), hot weather outfit, mask, tent, small, torch (3), trail rations (9), heavy horse (combat trained), bit and bridle, feed (per day), riding saddle, saddlebags, 10,511 gp, 3 sp, 7 cp
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Special Abilities
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Antitoxin This substance counteracts a specific toxin. If you drink a vial of antitoxin, you gain a +5 alchemical bonus on Fortitude saving throws against poison for 1 hour.

Alchemical Power Component
Like antiplague, this substance can augment certain healing spells.
Neutralize Poison (M): Add +2 on your caster level check to neutralize poison on a target creature. Antitoxin has no effect when you cast the spell on an object.
Armor Expert -1 Armor check penalty.
Boots of the cat When falling, always land on feet and take the minimum damage.
Cold weather outfit +5 Fort save vs. cold weather.
Combat Reflexes (5 AoO/round) Can make extra attacks of opportunity/rd, and even when flat-footed.
Elf Blood Half-elves count as both elves and humans for any effect related to race.
Elven Immunities - Sleep You are immune to magic sleep effects.
Endurance +4 to a variety of fort saves, skill and ability checks. Sleep in L/M armor with no fatigue.
Farmstead (1 @ 103 lbs) Can use Handle Animal for Day Job rolls.
Favored Terrain (Underground +2) (Ex) +2 to rolls when in Favored Terrain (Underground).
Freebooter's Bane +1 (Ex) +1 to hit & damage vs. chosen target.
Freebooter's Bond At 4th level, a freebooter forms a bond with her crewmates. This bond allows her to spend a move action to grant her allies extra combat prowess when they work as a team. All allies within 30 feet who can see or hear the freebooter gain an additional
Hot weather outfit +2 Fort vs. Hot Weather (does not stack with Survival skill's bonuses)
Ioun stone (clear spindle) Sustains bearer without food or water.
Low-Light Vision See twice as far as a human in low light, distinguishing color and detail.
Power Attack -4/+8 You can subtract from your attack roll to add to your damage.
Precise Shot You don't get -4 to hit when shooting or throwing into melee.
Sash of the war champion This bright red strip of cloth, stitched with images of a cheering crowd throwing garlands toward a chariot, fits across the wearer’s shoulders and then diagonally down his chest to reach his opposite hip. The wearer treats his fighter level as 4 higher than normal for the purpose of the armor training and bravery class features.

Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, cat’s grace, remove fear; Cost 2,000 gp
Track +2 Add the listed bonus to survival checks made to track.
Two-Weapon Defense +1 to AC while wielding 2 weapons. +2 when doing so defensively.
Weapon Training (Blades, Heavy) +1 (Ex) +1 Attack, Damage, CMB, CMD with Heavy Blades
Wild Empathy +5 (Ex) Improve the attitude of an animal, as if using Diplomacy.
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Rune of Alacrity: Once per day as a swift action, you gain a +2 dodge bonus to AC for 3 rounds.

Current Ammount
Blanches For Arrows
20 Cold Iron
20 Ghost Touch
20 Adamantine

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Sliph - Horse, heavy (combat trained)
Male heavy horse (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary, 177)
N Large animal
Init +4; Senses low-light vision, scent; Perception +8
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AC 15, touch 13, flat-footed 11 (+4 Dex, +2 natural, -1 size)
hp 19 (2d8+10)
Fort +8, Ref +7, Will +3
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Speed 50 ft.
Melee bite +5 (1d4+5), 2 hooves +0 (1d6+2)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
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Statistics
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Str 20, Dex 18, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 17, Cha 11
Base Atk +1; CMB +7; CMD 21 (25 vs. trip)
Feats Endurance, Run
[b]Tricks
Attack, Combat Riding, Come, Defend, Down, Guard, Heel
Skills Acrobatics +4 (+8 to jump with a running start, +12 to jump), Perception +8
SQ combat riding
Other Gear bit and bridle, feed (per day) (2), riding saddle, saddlebags
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Special Abilities
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Combat Riding [Trick] The animal has been trained to bear a rider into combat.
Endurance +4 to a variety of fort saves, skill and ability checks. Sleep in L/M armor with no fatigue.
Low-Light Vision See twice as far as a human in low light, distinguishing color and detail.
Run Run 5x your speed in light/medium armor or 4x speed in heavy armor and keep Dex when running.
Scent (Ex) Detect opponents within 15+ feet by sense of smell.