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Whatever! Just burn them down where they stand. Roasted Paladin is tasty.

Off to a Star Wars session. It's been a while.

I sense that your faith in the power of the dark side is weak!!!

Burn! Burn EVERYTHING!!!

You do not know the power of the Dark Side!

No, he must join THE DARK SIDE!!!

I'm primarily fueled by love and sunlight.

Jedi scum. You do not know the power of the dark side!

Fire is good!!!

Silver Dragon wimp!!! BURN!!!

Please give some more tales from NobodysFirestarter.

Did someone mention ARSON?!?

Black Friday sounds like FUN!!!

OK. This is kind of spooky apocalyptic.

The sunrise was at 6:47 am this morning. It is still so dark that I can barely see across the street. The dark sky is a bloody red. And the crows are cawing and screaming because things are so different.

So dark, bloody sky at a time that's usually daylight? Hordes of crows screaming?

It feels like I'm on a horror movie set!

YES!!! YES!!! Burn it all! Burn! BURN!!!

BURN THE WORLD!!! BURN IT! BURN IT DOWN!!!

Why steal the data when you can BURN THE WORLD DOWN?!?

But beware, Darth Whedon is a powerful Sith!

I'm okay.

Waiting for Kingmaker on xbone.

Waiting for Star Wars Squadrons too.

Still hatin' on whedon.

Feel the Hate! Feel the Anger! Let the Dark Side flow through you!

Darth wussy Vader? That wimp? Doom was facing a child using the power of the Sith.

Darth lisamarlene has appeared!

Become Darth lisamarlene!

Yes, lisamarlene! Let the hate and anger flow through you! Feel the Power Of The DARK SIDE!!!

Now I need dragon Jedi's in my game.

Yes. Let the Power Of The Dark Side flow through you!

*Stumbles in hung over*

What's been going on here? Anything big? Anything scandalous?

The power of the Dark Side has been strong in this thread!

Evil Overlord wrote:

NOOO!!! You can't reboot 202! I was... I mean, the world was experiencing so much chaos! It was wonderful!

Doom however approves of rebooting. Doom wishes to rule the world not watch it burn.

NOOO!!! Watching the world burn is almost as much fun as burning it!

...You kill it with FIRE!!! Lots and lots of FIRE!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!

I can't read any actual news about the CDC situation right now. It makes me too angry to function. I tried. I really did. But I got a third of the way through the article - if that - and I was already fuming.

I need to not get pissed off this late at night if I want to have any hope of successfully sleeping.

Come! Join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

Edit - Yeah, the whole situation is fubared!

TriOmegaZero wrote:

He's called the Mad Titan for a reason. He's the bad guy. Having a flawed but understandable motivation is good. (Way better than being after a goth girlfriend.)

Hey, hey now!

~bows~ Master, when shall we go after the infinity stones? ~looks at NH~ Oh! Sorry! Wrong person dating the wrong Goth Girl! My bad!

Space Jesus must BURN!!!

Finished my Marvel marathon with Endgame, man that was satisfying. Also ran into a friend at the theater I hadn't seen since highschool and it was a blast catching up with her, she sat on one side of me while my sister sat on the other and we talked through the whole movie. It's all good though cause we went to a day showing and the theater was mostly empty so we probably won't burn in the Nine Hells like most people who talk during movies deserve =p

[Sith voice]So you HAVE joined the dark side. Wonderful! Here is your red lightsaber and your Mouse Ears![/Sith voice]

Join the Dark Side, destroy the Galaxy, and then have some cookies!

An optimist! BURN!!!

I suggest we make a test. Each FaWtL member start a thread: 1 character, then 2, then 3, etc.

Do we have enough members to get up to 192,834?

CY's alignment just changed to CE. I am so proud of you.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Ice cream has bent far more spoons than psychics.

Real psychics don't typically bother with that whole bending-spoons thing. Our training regimen starts with blowing up tiffany lamps and jumping through mindscapes and goes up from there.

Your puny psychic powers are no match for the Power Of The Dark Side!!!

Message Left for Impus Major on the Whiteboard:

Whiteboard wrote:

Took calico and fluffernutter to the vet.

You are all alone in the house...
...ignore the snickering coming from the basement...

Yep! Father of the Year, here I come!

Come join the dark side. We have cookies!!!

~screams in anger~ NOOO!!! We can't loose another to the light side!

I am paranoid and distrust humanity in general? So better to keep more then less..

*starts virtual hoard and starts fussing over it like a dragon*

And MTG the rules changed so much since start. Who says hearthstone won't do the same?

Or maybe it'll be a crazy tavern brawl someday?

Join the hoarding darkside. We have cookies!

Sharoth wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

He'd have to find me first. Pittsburgh's a big city.

I used to live up there and my Uncle still lives there.

"Please Mister Silver Dragon, don't burn down the city. Think of the children. Will no-one think of the children?" :D

DIE!!!

Stop arguing or I will force choke you all!!!

Just a few jokes for the hell of it.

That is so very Dark of you, young Padawan!

This bit of awesomeness happened to Rey!

Thank you for the positive waves everyone!

~channels negative energy your way~

Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:

Warhawk7 wrote:

IMO she is undoubtedly a Skywalker, as the Saga (Episodes 1-9) are about the Skywalker line. Technically yes, Ben/Kylo is part of the family line, but he's not a Skywalker... He's a Solo.

If you've got the Skywalker midi-

HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Give in to your anger and hate! Let the Dark Side flow through you!

Give in to your anger and join the Dark Side!

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

In Cartography, is it generally considered acceptable to create a dot density map in which one dot represents that 10% of a given population has X attribute in the census tract the dot is in, as opposed to a map where a dot is Y number of people with X attribute?

I mean, I'm going to do it anyway. I'm just wondering if it's technically supposed to be done.

NOOOOOOO!!! Don't do it! You'll change the hyperchronic equilibrium, resulting in a destabilization of the quantum shift! Who knows what the consequences could be?

Do it and join the Dark Side. Then we can rule the world together!

WAIT A MINUTE?!? I could have voted for The Emperor? Why did not one tell me?

Evil Overlord wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Evil Overlord wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

unplugs anti-weather dominator Yes, yes it is.

~nothing changes as the AWD continues to gain more power~ FOOL!!! I know of your plan and was prepared! ~twirls my mustache and laughs evilly~

Ah, but I've watched Mr. Robot and therefore...** spoiler omitted **

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-, er, wait, which side am I rooting for again?

We have cookies and mustaches if you join the Dark Side.

Hmmm... cookies sounds good, but I'm contractually obligated to do selfies on InstaVillian while wearing a product-placement felt goatee.

Join me Darth Ambrosia and together we will rule the world!!!

Ragadolf wrote:

Sorry about the bike Kaj.

What is it with people today? They think anything NOT nailed down is free for the taking?

And in some cases, even if it IS nailed down! :/

It is my humble opinion that those who take property that does not belong to them, should be beaten with said property.

Just a thought.

It makes me smile.

Have a good (Or at least better) day everyone!

:)

finding the guys who stole my bikes and beating them to death makes me feel warm and toasty inside. I probably should not smile as much as I do at the prospect, but my god...it turns my frown upside down.

Then again, killing them is so...pedestrian. I mean, once you kill someone, they are dead. But you can break someone so many, many times before it gets old. I want hear them beg for mercy that will not come until they least expect it, to give them hope that I will snatch away at the least opportune moment, repeatedly, until they become a shadow of their former selves, not recognizing the person they see in the mirror every day. I want to make them look upon me and despair, to see the sun each day and know only regret.

Yes! The Dark Side is strong in you! Embrace it!

Achievement unlocked- Birthday Boy

Stay at a strip club until closing on birthday

I see that you have grown strong in the force, Jedi DM. But that ends today! My Master, Darth Binks has commanded that you be destroyed!

Awesome!!!

I get off work exactly when the Star Wars countdown clock hits zero.

It's a TRAP!!!

GMail just gave me the option to choose the Light Side or the Dark Side for my Google experience. F@%! that Sith b@@@#@&@. Jedi all the way. Now the volume button on YouTube makes a lightsaber noise, among other wondrous things. I hope I can keep it forever.

Join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

Donna Ravensong wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

You slowly open the door, and find yourself in a 10'x10' room. In the middle of the room is an Orc. He's guarding a pie.

Kill the orc! Take the pie! Enjoy your spoils! LOL! Hubby ran this for me wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back when!

~strums a lute~ Why kill a being that might serve you or have useful information? Diplomacy is so much less messy.

[Sith Voice]Forget the pie! Enslave the orc and add him to my army! I will use the Dark Side to rule the world![/Sith Voice]

I Refuse to serve YOU!!! Die!!!