Cover Turtle |
Cover Turtle wrote:I really hope you meant "bowl of sweets".Woran wrote:I am completely emotionally exhausted, to the point its causing me physical distress.*Nudges a tray with a bowel of sweets, a mug of coffee and a glass of rum in front of Woran*
*Scampers up Woran's couch, despite his unwieldy and stubby turtle-legs, and plumps himself down besides her*
*Looks and listens at Woran attentively, while occasionally patting and nuzzling her lower arm and hand*
(I feel for you Woran, and more then anything I wish I could do something - anything - to help out. What I can do however is offer to listen if you feel like it...my PM is always open.
Please get better, okay...)
*Makes a D'oh gesture*
Yes a bowl…...
...
*Scratches Turtle-beard and wonders if Woran is the kind of fierce warrior woman who might actually enjoy being served sweets in the hollowed out bowels of her enemies...*
Vanykrye |
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captain yesterday wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Poor Skinny Jeans, he never returned for his second day.Come to think of it, I haven't seen Rocko for a couple of days.Er... you *ARE* sure you're not accidentally burying them within the walls you're building, aren't you?
Correct. Not accidentally.
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NobodysHome wrote:Correct. Not accidentally.captain yesterday wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Poor Skinny Jeans, he never returned for his second day.Come to think of it, I haven't seen Rocko for a couple of days.Er... you *ARE* sure you're not accidentally burying them within the walls you're building, aren't you?
Take it from a guy who knows, turning your enemies and your prisoners into building material is both efficient and hilarious. Just wait until those plumbers find out what's been in those bricks this whole time!
Look, it's a constant pain in my shell that those guys keep smashing up perfectly good masonry. Let me have this bit of emotional karma.
Scintillae |
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Subbing for the Spanish teacher:
"Ms. Scint, I need your help."
"...Okay, but I know very little Spanish, so-"
"That's okay! There's just a lot of definitions for this one in the dictionary, and you know English."
"...[child]."
"Yes?"
"We are having this conversation in English."
I mean, I know what they meant. But still.
Scintillae |
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NobodysHome wrote:Correct. Not accidentally.captain yesterday wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Poor Skinny Jeans, he never returned for his second day.Come to think of it, I haven't seen Rocko for a couple of days.Er... you *ARE* sure you're not accidentally burying them within the walls you're building, aren't you?
For the love of God, Monstressor...
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I've finally come to realize why I hate Slack so much: It's Facebook for corporations.
In a nutshell, it's a chat program. But it's a chat program that lets you send images and attachments and set up chat groups. Big deal.
Pidgin is running on my computer taking 13 MB, 0% CPU, and 0% GPU.
Slack is running on my computer taking 850 MB, 1% CPU, and 1% GPU.
Why on Earth do I need 850 MB to run a CHAT program?!?!?!?
Grr.....
Vanykrye |
I've finally come to realize why I hate Slack so much: It's Facebook for corporations.
In a nutshell, it's a chat program. But it's a chat program that lets you send images and attachments and set up chat groups. Big deal.
Pidgin is running on my computer taking 13 MB, 0% CPU, and 0% GPU.
Slack is running on my computer taking 850 MB, 1% CPU, and 1% GPU.Why on Earth do I need 850 MB to run a CHAT program?!?!?!?
Grr.....
Aiymi's entire company is run on Slack. And they have upwards of 250 active channels. For 30 people.
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Gods, sometimes just walking down the street reminds me of how happy I am not to have to interact with people.
I'm really not dressed particularly strangely today: White tennis shoes, Pacific Rim chefwear, black T-shirt, and black corporate vest. But as I passed the BART station an older woman started staring at me, so I smiled and nodded, and she scowled and said, "I can't tell whether that's a man or a woman!"
Then as I walked by she said again, "Seriously, I can't!"
She was obviously trying to get a rise out of me, and I thought it was just depressing: How can you go through life being so bitter and hostile towards your fellow humans? What would she have done if I'd taken offense and attacked her?
It was just a mindless, angry, unkind, stupid thing for her to do. And as I said, I was far sadder than madder at her behavior: What must it be like to live in such a bitter world?
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NobodysHome wrote:Correct. Not accidentally.captain yesterday wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Poor Skinny Jeans, he never returned for his second day.Come to think of it, I haven't seen Rocko for a couple of days.Er... you *ARE* sure you're not accidentally burying them within the walls you're building, aren't you?
They don't even work with us.
I suspect the two Tyler's are hunting them for sport in the cornfields around the shop.
I'm not sure how sporting it is, with the corn not even planted yet, but I'm not going to judge.
Scintillae |
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Gods, sometimes just walking down the street reminds me of how happy I am not to have to interact with people.
I'm really not dressed particularly strangely today: White tennis shoes, Pacific Rim chefwear, black T-shirt, and black corporate vest. But as I passed the BART station an older woman started staring at me, so I smiled and nodded, and she scowled and said, "I can't tell whether that's a man or a woman!"
Then as I walked by she said again, "Seriously, I can't!"She was obviously trying to get a rise out of me, and I thought it was just depressing: How can you go through life being so bitter and hostile towards your fellow humans? What would she have done if I'd taken offense and attacked her?
It was just a mindless, angry, unkind, stupid thing for her to do. And as I said, I was far sadder than madder at her behavior: What must it be like to live in such a bitter world?
Probably boxed you into whatever group she was wanting to put down that day, validated her stereotypes, and gotten to be the martyr every American seems to dream of being anymore.
plays "Star-Spangled Banner" off-tempo on kazoo
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Gods, sometimes just walking down the street reminds me of how happy I am not to have to interact with people.
I'm really not dressed particularly strangely today: White tennis shoes, Pacific Rim chefwear, black T-shirt, and black corporate vest. But as I passed the BART station an older woman started staring at me, so I smiled and nodded, and she scowled and said, "I can't tell whether that's a man or a woman!"
Then as I walked by she said again, "Seriously, I can't!"She was obviously trying to get a rise out of me, and I thought it was just depressing: How can you go through life being so bitter and hostile towards your fellow humans? What would she have done if I'd taken offense and attacked her?
It was just a mindless, angry, unkind, stupid thing for her to do. And as I said, I was far sadder than madder at her behavior: What must it be like to live in such a bitter world?
Something similar happened to my neighbor and I the other day when we were walking together, some guy started questioning my neighbors gender loudly and rudely as well as then adding slurs, at first I figured he must just seem like he was talking to my neighbor but was really talking to me because I actually am transgender but then he acknowledged me as well by catcalling me.
Once he was well behind us my neighbor exploded with a "What the hell was that?" Rant.
For me it was super bizarre and wrong but on so many levels I couldn't really even begin to suss it out.
We settled on the realization that apparently if you are slightly androgynous like my neighbor a$$%#s give you flak for being transgender but if you are transgender but pass as female really well you're just another women on the street to be harassed.
Glad we figured that out, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to build my super weapon to cleanse the filth that is humanity off the face of the earth. =p
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Yeah the general consensus is that I should have clocked her to make her fearful of spreading such hate to those less thick-skinned than I.
But, "Yes, officer, I know I have 80 pounds and 20 years on her and 8 years of martial arts training, but I honestly thought she was a threat," doesn't seem like it would fly...
EDIT: Though I did find it charming that GothBard tried to reassure me that I don't come across as feminine. I've been an iconoclast for nearly 40 years. Attacking me over my appearance is pretty much the last possible way you'll get a rise out of me.
NobodysHome |
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Meanwhile, I just sat here and watched four of my juniors get into a heated argument...
** spoiler omitted **
Well, my whole issue with the entire Infinity War thread is that Thanos clearly failed basic mathematics and biology.
"I kill half the population of the universe!"
"OK. It's been 20 years. The universe is repopulated. Nice job, moron!"
Thanos is an idiot. I just cannot overcome that, so I haven't watched any of the movies.
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Yeah the general consensus is that I should have clocked her to make her fearful of spreading such hate to those less thick-skinned than I.
But, "Yes, officer, I know I have 80 pounds and 20 years on her and 8 years of martial arts training, but I honestly thought she was a threat," doesn't seem like it would fly...
Stand your ground my friend, she was comin right at you!
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Vanykrye wrote:NobodysHome wrote:Correct. Not accidentally.captain yesterday wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Poor Skinny Jeans, he never returned for his second day.Come to think of it, I haven't seen Rocko for a couple of days.Er... you *ARE* sure you're not accidentally burying them within the walls you're building, aren't you?
They don't even work with us.
I suspect the two Tyler's are hunting them for sport in the cornfields around the shop.
I'm not sure how sporting it is, with the corn not even planted yet, but I'm not going to judge.
Tyler, Tyler, Skinny Jeans and Rocko, a band who I believe supported the Mamas and the Papas on a tour of Nova Scotian fish processing factories in c.1968.
Scintillae |
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Scintillae wrote:Meanwhile, I just sat here and watched four of my juniors get into a heated argument...
** spoiler omitted **
Well, my whole issue with the entire Infinity War thread is that Thanos clearly failed basic mathematics and biology.
"I kill half the population of the universe!"
"OK. It's been 20 years. The universe is repopulated. Nice job, moron!"Thanos is an idiot. I just cannot overcome that, so I haven't watched any of the movies.
Oh, not arguing. I'm in the camp that IW could've been fixed by simply making Thanos irredeemable and drawing on his comic counterpart's romance with Lady Death - kill half the populace as a courtship offering. Then it's just ridiculously over the top, as a comic villain should be.
I was just amused at four teenage boys
NobodysHome |
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NobodysHome wrote:Stand your ground my friend, she was comin right at you!Yeah the general consensus is that I should have clocked her to make her fearful of spreading such hate to those less thick-skinned than I.
But, "Yes, officer, I know I have 80 pounds and 20 years on her and 8 years of martial arts training, but I honestly thought she was a threat," doesn't seem like it would fly...
OK. That just made me laugh out loud.
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Gods, sometimes just walking down the street reminds me of how happy I am not to have to interact with people.
I'm really not dressed particularly strangely today: White tennis shoes, Pacific Rim chefwear, black T-shirt, and black corporate vest. But as I passed the BART station an older woman started staring at me, so I smiled and nodded, and she scowled and said, "I can't tell whether that's a man or a woman!"
Then as I walked by she said again, "Seriously, I can't!"She was obviously trying to get a rise out of me, and I thought it was just depressing: How can you go through life being so bitter and hostile towards your fellow humans? What would she have done if I'd taken offense and attacked her?
It was just a mindless, angry, unkind, stupid thing for her to do. And as I said, I was far sadder than madder at her behavior: What must it be like to live in such a bitter world?
I believe the approved reply to that comment is, 'Suck my nob and find out'
Scintillae |
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Yeah the general consensus is that I should have clocked her to make her fearful of spreading such hate to those less thick-skinned than I.
But, "Yes, officer, I know I have 80 pounds and 20 years on her and 8 years of martial arts training, but I honestly thought she was a threat," doesn't seem like it would fly...
EDIT: Though I did find it charming that GothBard tried to reassure me that I don't come across as feminine. I've been an iconoclast for nearly 40 years. Attacking me over my appearance is pretty much the last possible way you'll get a rise out of me.
Oh, don't hit her. Just mess with her.
pause, look of utter shock "...you know what, sir, neither can I. Please help me. I haven't been able to use the bathroom for weeks." And slowly walk toward her.
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He's called the Mad Titan for a reason. He's the bad guy. Having a flawed but understandable motivation is good. (Way better than being after a goth girlfriend.)
I dunno, I've mused several times that the original comic motivation for him might have caused less confusion or needs for extensive explanation.
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NobodysHome wrote:Gods, sometimes just walking down the street reminds me of how happy I am not to have to interact with people.
I'm really not dressed particularly strangely today: White tennis shoes, Pacific Rim chefwear, black T-shirt, and black corporate vest. But as I passed the BART station an older woman started staring at me, so I smiled and nodded, and she scowled and said, "I can't tell whether that's a man or a woman!"
Then as I walked by she said again, "Seriously, I can't!"She was obviously trying to get a rise out of me, and I thought it was just depressing: How can you go through life being so bitter and hostile towards your fellow humans? What would she have done if I'd taken offense and attacked her?
It was just a mindless, angry, unkind, stupid thing for her to do. And as I said, I was far sadder than madder at her behavior: What must it be like to live in such a bitter world?
Probably boxed you into whatever group she was wanting to put down that day, validated her stereotypes, and gotten to be the martyr every American seems to dream of being anymore.
plays "Star-Spangled Banner" off-tempo on kazoo
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Woran wrote:I am completely emotionally exhausted, to the point its causing me physical distress.*Nudges a tray with a bowel of sweets, a mug of coffee and a glass of rum in front of Woran*
*Scampers up Woran's couch, despite his unwieldy and stubby turtle-legs, and plumps himself down besides her*
*Looks and listens at Woran attentively, while occasionally patting and nuzzling her lower arm and hand*
(I feel for you Woran, and more then anything I wish I could do something - anything - to help out. What I can do however is offer to listen if you feel like it...my PM is always open.
Please get better, okay...)
*rests head on turtle shell*
Woran |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:Cover Turtle wrote:I really hope you meant "bowl of sweets".Woran wrote:I am completely emotionally exhausted, to the point its causing me physical distress.*Nudges a tray with a bowel of sweets, a mug of coffee and a glass of rum in front of Woran*
*Scampers up Woran's couch, despite his unwieldy and stubby turtle-legs, and plumps himself down besides her*
*Looks and listens at Woran attentively, while occasionally patting and nuzzling her lower arm and hand*
(I feel for you Woran, and more then anything I wish I could do something - anything - to help out. What I can do however is offer to listen if you feel like it...my PM is always open.
Please get better, okay...)*Makes a D'oh gesture*
Yes a bowl…
...
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*Scratches Turtle-beard and wonders if Woran is the kind of fierce warrior woman who might actually enjoy being served sweets in the hollowed out bowels of her enemies...*
Its certainly more novel then the skulls of my enemies.
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Scintillae wrote:Meanwhile, I just sat here and watched four of my juniors get into a heated argument...
** spoiler omitted **
Well, my whole issue with the entire Infinity War thread is that Thanos clearly failed basic mathematics and biology.
"I kill half the population of the universe!"
"OK. It's been 20 years. The universe is repopulated. Nice job, moron!"Thanos is an idiot. I just cannot overcome that, so I haven't watched any of the movies.
Astronomy, chemistry, physics, and astrophysics too. Each solar system contains one or more sources of power and supply of minerals to sustain civilizations multiple orders of magnitude greater than the current Terran one. You only need a cheap space travel (and well developed administrative/logistics systems) to harness those resources to sustain millions of super-civilizations in each moderately sized galaxy. Thanos could solve his pet peeve problem even before he got a single infinity stone, so yeah, he's an idiot.
Though the movies are entertaining.
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TriOmegaZero wrote:He's called the Mad Titan for a reason. He's the bad guy. Having a flawed but understandable motivation is good. (Way better than being after a goth girlfriend.)Hey, hey now!
~bows~ Master, when shall we go after the infinity stones? ~looks at NH~ Oh! Sorry! Wrong person dating the wrong Goth Girl! My bad!
Drejk |
NobodysHome wrote:Stand your ground my friend, she was comin right at you!Yeah the general consensus is that I should have clocked her to make her fearful of spreading such hate to those less thick-skinned than I.
But, "Yes, officer, I know I have 80 pounds and 20 years on her and 8 years of martial arts training, but I honestly thought she was a threat," doesn't seem like it would fly...
Varies by state. I am not sure if Cali has stand your ground laws, and if they apply in public place or your household only.
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TriOmegaZero wrote:He's called the Mad Titan for a reason. He's the bad guy. Having a flawed but understandable motivation is good. (Way better than being after a goth girlfriend.)Hey, hey now!
You're married. And I suspect that GothBard can handle her genocidal crusades on her own.
Would she be even impressed with attempts to woo her with mass slaughter anyway?
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Gods, sometimes just walking down the street reminds me of how happy I am not to have to interact with people.
I'm really not dressed particularly strangely today: White tennis shoes, Pacific Rim chefwear, black T-shirt, and black corporate vest. But as I passed the BART station an older woman started staring at me, so I smiled and nodded, and she scowled and said, "I can't tell whether that's a man or a woman!"
Then as I walked by she said again, "Seriously, I can't!"She was obviously trying to get a rise out of me, and I thought it was just depressing: How can you go through life being so bitter and hostile towards your fellow humans? What would she have done if I'd taken offense and attacked her?
It was just a mindless, angry, unkind, stupid thing for her to do. And as I said, I was far sadder than madder at her behavior: What must it be like to live in such a bitter world?
I would have charged her 10 bucks to find out.