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Murder employees doesn't sound as good.

How about Murder Incorporated?

Oh no, not again....

♫♪ "It hurts so good

Huh. Learned something new every day.

quibblemuch wrote:

As of this month, we're as far from the release of They Might Be Giants' album "Flood" as "Flood" was from Bo Diddley's "Have Guitar Will Travel".

That sounds like a job for Particle Man!

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Redacted 1: [With no leader,] we've devolved into cannibalism.

Redacted 2: It's been one minute!

I saw One Minute to Cannibalism back in '15 at Red Rocks. They opened for 30 Seconds to Mars... and then they ate them.

Now I want a cheerfully weird necromancer with at least a level or two in bard to play jaunty accordion songs as he kills you.

LATER THAT NIGHT

PC: "Oh no! SSSSSSSSSSsssssssss..."

Guards: "Hey did you hear that? Sounds like a construct giraffe is venting steam over there."

Wandering NPC: "Nah, that's just that steam-powered bard, Pietyr Gabyreal, warming up for a show."

{wanders in to see what's going-}

Man, I'm surprised nobody mentioned people who use the word "ironic" incorrectly...

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{backs quietly out of thread}

Life goes on.

Bop. Boziddie boziddie bop, ziddie bop.

Since I'm at the office the likelihood of that happening is close to zero. I've got a lady upstairs wearing *eye surgery dark sunglasses* complaining about "issues with her monitor dimming". I'm trying to explain that it's her sunglasses, but she's absolutely not listening. One of my techs goes up there and sees nothing abnormal happening with her monitor. He leans over to check the cables, and the instant he leans over the monitor she goes "There! It's happening right now!" He hadn't actually touched anything.

Right.

Ok.

So when someone casts a shadow you're claiming your monitor is dimming.

Ok.

And this is what NH means by "so freakin' out there that she must work at Vany's company".

So... the user's so dim, 'gotta wear shades?

I am pretty rusty now, but I used to be a Wang Chung Master.

♫♪ "Well we're living here in ActionTown
And they're closing all the funtime down..." ♫♪

AM WALRUS wrote:

KOO KOO KAH JOO!

You and me. We're taking this outside. Right. Now.

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Anthony Kiedis broke his back when he was 16 when misjudging a jump from a rooftop into a pool.

I just need Uatu to voiceover: "And then Kiedis recovered suddenly after he was bitten by a radioactive Flea, his life changing forever..."

Rednal wrote:

Trump is now saying that his comments about Obama being the founder of ISIS were "Sarcasm".

He doesn't even know what sarcasm is... A New Yorker who doesn't know, instinctively, what sarcasm is? Are we sure he's not some sort of space roach in a rubber suit?

Hey, concepts like sarcasm, or figuratively vs literally, or irony can be tough to get your head around.

looks directly at Sharoth's horde, conveniently located behind Sharoth but I have always loved you!

Weirdly, I pictured you singing this in Whitney Houston's voice.

It must be thread revival Monday. :-)

♫♪ It's just another Necro Monday... ♫♪

I blame Cosmo that Ghost Sriracha Pumpkin Spice will likely appear when they reboot the Spice World movie franchise.

Despite the popularity of Rickrolling and "Never Gonna Give You Up" garnering millions of hits on YouTube, Rick Astley has earned almost no money from the meme, receiving only ~$12* (U.S.) in royalties from YouTube for his performance share*. Songwriter Pete Waterman has only received ~$17* (U.S.) in YouTube royalties for it.

* As of August 2010

"She zuck he zuck and we zuck
I zuck you zuck and they zuck
Be zuck be zuck a lu she zuck
Ohh ohh she do she zuck"

thegreenteagamer wrote:

"I am a road trip"

yes, yes I am.

Yesterday is a winding road?

Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gollum Style

See, there goes a good tale, swimming away in a lake of vodka...

{scribbles notes on possible "Wreck Of The Gorbacz Fitzgerald" song}

Shakes fist

DAMN YOU SPACE JESUS!!!!

"Reach out and touch faith"

Captain, now every time I see the name Tammy in any context I think of you. Thanks a lot.

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Top post in Nekked

No politics
No religion
NO BAD MOUTHING HOW OTHERS RAISE THEIR KIDDOs

Missing something?

Oh and have FUn fUN

Is, is nekked. Not in Nekked.

Oh and don't piss off the PMG (Post Monster General) or LPM (Lord President Moorluck)

Don't steal

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Wow. I can't believe I finally just up voted an item that made excessive use of the word "attune". I hate that word.

I'm surprised some bard crafter hasn't already invented auto-attune. ;)

Jeff Lee wrote:

You would think with all the jokes about it, the filigree would stop. But no. Everything is still covered in filigree. When it's not filigree, it's runes. When it's not runes, it's the blood of an orphan.

I'm going to make a cursed item where anything it touches is infected and begins growing filigree on any available surface, including people.

"Someone cast remove curse, quickly! She's caught the filigree!"

I have already started writing next year's item. It is covered in the blood of an orphan named Rune Filigree.

{starts scribbling down lyrics to Joplin-style song, "Me and Runey Filigree"}

There's always two of you just a-hangin' around?

Jason, I think I love you!

So what are you so afraid of?

It's like rainiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing on your egging day!

Or the SAN draining sussudio dragon.

Anthony Adam wrote:

Xenomorphic Voting Stool - ultra comfort every 59 seconds guaranteed :P

I'm fairly sure a few items I've seen over the years of RPGSS could be aptly named "Xenomorphic Stool."

I'll show myself out.

Xenomorphic Stool won the Arcturvision Song Contest in 2180 (Earth A.D.) with their single, Burke's Percentage.

X-Files soundtrack (I think)

From the smurfy mesa her looming shadow grows
Hidden in the branches of the smurfing creosote.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

meatrace wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Really not doing anything for my view that math is just a bunch of pointless numbers shuffling with no attached meaning at levels most people reach.

If you define what is useful by what most people can understand, you'll quickly find that nothing is useful.

*pokes it with a stick*

What does it do?

Did you get sekritly brainwashed by the Juggalos?

Get in the CHOPPA!

What's the difference between every other day and three times a week?

The answer is likely related to that Beatles song.

Chris Mortika wrote:

Matt,

Badoon?

Alien race that conquered Earth in the original Guardians of the Galaxy comic. I think they showed up in a recent Captain Marvel book. Just figured I'd toss them out there. :-)

Maybe we'll see a badoon platoon on the moon.

{sings (badly):}

I apologize for wanting to compose a parody of Me and Babbi McJi.

♪ ♫ "Spamming's just another word for nothin' left to lose..."

Houston Chamber of Gamers wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Speaking of Fawesome...

I AM (tentatively) GOING TO BE IN HOUSTON THE WEEKEND OF JUNE 7-8.

Eeeeeeeeeexcellent!

You know they won't let you go away once you come to them?

♪ "Plenty of room at the Hotel PlanetHouston.

I blame Cosmo for Bret Michaels' bandanna addiction.

My mommy said not to put beans in my ears, beans in my ears, beans in my ears.

I blame Llewyn Cosmo for having folk song earworms stuck in my head.

Speaking of ironic

I knew that sabbatical/road trip to the future with The Doctor (Davidson) would pay off!

Gallo wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

There is a reason the same word for anus in the Indonesian language is related to the Indonesian word for two...and it ain't because one woman with two husbands worked out.

No they aren't.

Du-a: Two

Du-bur: Anus

Yeah...they are.

Dooby dooby dooooooooo

Very few of us would be worthy enough to be King Lemmy's subjects.

Asshat Jackwagon would make a great name for a punk REO Speedwagon cover/tribute band.

So, what happens if I divide this "Hama is offended" thread by that Hama thread? It's a bit ironic, don't ya think?