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♫♪ "His name is Leo and he edits with his hands
Just like that red pen slicing through a dusty man(uscript)
And as he works he really improves it all he can
Oh Leo, Leo snacks soon on caramel flan" ♫♪

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The fact that Leo is an editor makes those OH's even better


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Cori Marie wrote:
The fact that Leo is an editor makes those OH's even better

Perhaps those OHs are the things they edited out...?

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thunderspirit wrote:
Cori Marie wrote:
The fact that Leo is an editor makes those OH's even better
Perhaps those OHs are the things they edited out...?

The secret of my Teamwork chat tirade is that I was at GenCon working as a member of setup crew last week, and had just posted a picture of our progress in the editor chat. While laying floor tiles, my phone began chanting this ancient and forbidden spell from the depths of my pocket, clearly choosing Lyz as its target. (We still have no idea how it was able to so easily @ her, twice.) I didn't realize there was an issue until Adrian told me my phone was going rogue in chat. I think Judy was deeply concerned something terrible had happened to me.

This was embarrassing enough on its own, but was even funnier given I had accidentally pocket-texted several lines of gibberish to Kate Baker on Facebook a few days before. I wish I could blame my cat, but this was all me.

Needless to say, I lock my phone before putting it in my pocket now.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

♫♪ "His name is Leo and he edits with his hands

Just like that red pen slicing through a dusty man(uscript)
And as he works he really improves it all he can
Oh Leo, Leo snacks soon on caramel flan" ♫♪

This is my favorite thing. Ever.


Joe Pasini wrote:
Leo: Ergerberger avvvzzzhh.. jlkshbcvx @lyz
Lyz Liddell wrote:

Leo:

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I think the most important part of this whole thing is that we have no idea who Ergerberger is. I'm certain that being is the key to the mystery.

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Vanykrye wrote:
I think the most important part of this whole thing is that we have no idea who Ergerberger is. I'm certain that being is the key to the mystery.

Leo will take that secret to the grave!

At least that is what Ergerberger told me


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I still think Gerry Dorsey is a perfectly cromulent name. I don't know why his agent made him change it to Ergerberger Humperdinck.

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Maybe he's three kobolds in a trenchcoat that took the test of the Starstone?

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Gabe: I can only enjoy bread if it looks like it is screaming at me.

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Does this rule apply to other bread like edibles like waffles, pancakes, cake and/or muffins?

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Paizo.com Tech Team wrote:
Gabe: I can only enjoy bread if it looks like it is screaming at me.

You can totally munch on this!

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Redacted 1: [With no leader,] we've devolved into cannibalism.
Redacted 2: It's been one minute!


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Vic Wertz wrote:

Redacted 1: [With no leader,] we've devolved into cannibalism.

Redacted 2: It's been one minute!

I saw One Minute to Cannibalism back in '15 at Red Rocks. They opened for 30 Seconds to Mars... and then they ate them.

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Alanis Morissette wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:

Redacted 1: [With no leader,] we've devolved into cannibalism.

Redacted 2: It's been one minute!
I saw One Minute to Cannibalism back in '15 at Red Rocks. They opened for 30 Seconds to Mars... and then they ate them.

If only, then we wouldn't have Jared Leto anymore and the world would be better for it


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Vic Wertz wrote:

Redacted 1: [With no leader,] we've devolved into cannibalism.

Redacted 2: It's been one minute!

Paizo staff are nothing if not efficient.


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Vic Wertz wrote:

Redacted 1: [With no leader,] we've devolved into cannibalism.

Redacted 2: It's been one minute!

This reminds me of a certain episode of South Park.

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Andrew W: Empiñatas are the chalupacabra's favorite food.


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Erik Keith wrote:
Andrew W: Empiñatas are the chalupacabra's favorite food.

Katina Poppins: ♫♪ "It's chalupacabrafragilisticempiñatasdocious!" ♫♪

Diego: ٩(⊙﹏⊙)۶


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Erik Keith wrote:
Andrew W: Empiñatas are the chalupacabra's favorite food.

Katina Poppins: ♫♪ "It's chalupacabrafragilisticempiñatasdocious!" ♫♪

Diego: ٩(⊙﹏⊙)۶

That's just evil, Amby, pure EVIL.

...

I LOVE it! >:)

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Why do posts have little pluses to favorite something, but no minuses to show displeasure?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Erik Keith wrote:
Andrew W: Empiñatas are the chalupacabra's favorite food.

Katina Poppins: ♫♪ "It's chalupacabrafragilisticempiñatasdocious!" ♫♪

Diego: ٩(⊙﹏⊙)۶

Alas, I'm in a different part of the office now so Diego is generally spared from my verbal puns due to my laziness. (I mean, there are STAIRS involved!)

Luckily I can still tag him in all my chat puns. :D


Diego Valdez wrote:
Why do posts have little pluses to favorite something, but no minuses to show displeasure?

Good Question.

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Diego Valdez wrote:
Why do posts have little pluses to favorite something, but no minuses to show displeasure?

There are if you like it first


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Diego Valdez wrote:
Why do posts have little pluses to favorite something, but no minuses to show displeasure?

Cosmo deemed it so, and thus it came to pass.

Frickin' Cosmo, man.

Wait, am I doing this in the wrong thread again?

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Diego Valdez wrote:
Why do posts have little pluses to favorite something, but no minuses to show displeasure?

This isn't Reddit you know :P

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Diego Valdez wrote:
Why do posts have little pluses to favorite something, but no minuses to show displeasure?

This is the internet. Displeasure is implied.


Diego Valdez wrote:
Why do posts have little pluses to favorite something, but no minuses to show displeasure?

I always assumed to prevent people from voting down posts out of spite.

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Rei: Oh I enjoy a nice beep boop

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When you have to beep the boop but you can't boop the beep

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Katina:
“So let me get this straight. She burned to death in a fire DRILL?”
“That’s right, officer.”

“This skeleton seems to be made of plastic.”
“Well, she always seemed kinda fake to me.”

Paizo Employee Official Tech Team Response

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Rei:
wait what is a “more suitable” number of tom cruises???

Gary:
well, there's some debate on that subject
basically the primary candidates put to the public are: zero tom cruises; one tom cruise; a half dozen tom cruises
many suspect shenanigans due to the fact that three tom cruises is probably better than either two or a half dozen


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<_<

>_>

How many cruises could a Tom Cruise crew if a Tom Cruise could crew cruises?

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"I don't have any problems with rotating eye blobs."

-Eleanor

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Joe: Can I smell your bat?

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Jason (Bulmahn): That's an ouroboros of uncomfortableness.

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[Redacted]: We're waiting for the creases to de-crease.

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[Redacted]: We're waiting for the creases to de-crease.

Laptops do not work that way.

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Rei: Technically what I am about to say is possible in some world.

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katina: call me old fashioned but sticking my hand in a watery hole makes me terrified

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How do you think the water feels?


Rysky wrote:
How do you think the water feels?

Wet?

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Rysky wrote:
How do you think the water feels?

It's not the water so much as the unknown creatures living within said hole, waiting to chomp.

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Katina Davis wrote:
Rysky wrote:
How do you think the water feels?
It's not the water so much as the unknown creatures living within said hole, waiting to chomp.

*nods*

The water has friends at least, so that’s good.

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Rei: ...then it'll be an OSHA thing, and I'll probably go to jail.
Katina: This seems like a whole ordeal.
Rei: I'm imaginative.

Paizo Employee Webstore Coordinator

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Lu: MARCH 2020 I'M POOPIN

Paizo Employee Director of Technology

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mika: open your mouth.
cosmo: <something unintelligible>
mika: i’m telling your mom.
cosmo: it’s meat! i have meat in my mouth!


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Of course you do. It's called 'your tongue'.


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Well, it's Cosmo, so it's probably a tongue.

Or a liver. Or a spleen. Or a spare squeedily spooch...

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