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Silver Crusade

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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo, why must you be so cruel?
We hold these truths to be self-evident.

Hmmm, that or your nebbish towards the delicious burn of spiciness.

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Rysky wrote:

*deicdes to distact Amby with food related blames*

I Blame Cosmo for all the "Ghost Pepper" food options every single restaurant is offering now... THAT DON'T CONTAIN ANY G@&~~~N GHOST PEPPERS.

Ugh, yes, ghost pepper seems to be the new sriracha, which was the new pumpkin spice, aka 'the flavor we must put in *everything* for the next six months.'

I blame Cosmo for food faddism!

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Set wrote:
Rysky wrote:

*deicdes to distact Amby with food related blames*

I Blame Cosmo for all the "Ghost Pepper" food options every single restaurant is offering now... THAT DON'T CONTAIN ANY G@&~~~N GHOST PEPPERS.

Ugh, yes, ghost pepper seems to be the new sriracha, which was the new pumpkin spice, aka 'the flavor we must put in *everything* for the next six months.'

I blame Cosmo for food faddism!

The thing with the Sriracha stuff though is that they, ya'know, actually put f%&!ing Sriracha in it.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

Rysky wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo, why must you be so cruel?
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
Hmmm, that or your nebbish towards the delicious burn of spiciness.

Why not both?

Silver Crusade

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Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo, why must you be so cruel?
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
Hmmm, that or your nebbish towards the delicious burn of spiciness.
Why not both?

Because I respect you too much.


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I blame Cosmo that Ghost Sriracha Pumpkin Spice will likely appear when they reboot the Spice World movie franchise.

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I Blame Cosmo for people who actively refuse to believe that a credit cared with a new expiration date is in fact considered a completely different card by every institution that takes money.


Alanis Morissette wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Ghost Sriracha Pumpkin Spice will likely appear when they reboot the Spice World movie franchise.

Would It help if it was co-directed by Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino. The whole movie takes place in the span of five minutes, has 1,783 pop culture references, no one lives except Alanis Morissette who makes a cameo at the end to wordlessly flip everyone off.

General Willfred Thermopolae Fucundibus Silliness, III

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Rysky wrote:
Because I respect you too much.

:D

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General Silliness wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Because I respect you too much.
:D

^w^


@ Viscount, yes...that would be much better.

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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This is how you show your love to your PC's...


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Weeee! It's a 'wampi party!

---

Also, I blame Mark Moreland Cosmo that I'm now stuck with the mental picture of Jessica muttering "Yoda and squirrel" in a Russian accent.


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Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!


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I Blame Cosmo that I appear to be suffering the effects of heat exhaustion after exerting myself in the sun today. I used to just work on through, no problems. Now the same tasks that barely slowed me down twenty years ago are kicking me in the rear.

I Blame Cosmo for getting old.

:p


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.

*takes notes...*

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

This. Gnolls are awesome.

Silver Crusade

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Cosmo wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.
*takes notes...*

Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.


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Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.
*takes notes...*
Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.

Yeah, but the visual image sucks.

Besides, have you ever ridden in a papoose?

I Blame Cosmo that Rysky has no clue how uncomfortable and humiliating it is to ride in a papoose.


Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.
*takes notes...*
Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.

Howdahs

Or specially adapted hats

That's what you want.

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.
*takes notes...*
Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.

Yeah, but the visual image sucks.

Besides, have you ever ridden in a papoose?

I Blame Cosmo that Rysky has no clue how uncomfortable and humiliating it is to ride in a papoose.

... attached to an armored Gnoll battle carrier.

Silver Crusade

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Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:
This is how you show your love to your PC's...

Bravo! Well done!

....

...but for maximum carnage, shouldn't it be gnoll thugs?

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.
*takes notes...*
Carrying them into battle Papoose style would be much more effective use of Wampi resources.

Howdahs

Or specially adapted hats

That's what you want.

Howdahs would also work.

Dark Archive

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that he is going easy on the PCs with mere orcs and not the majestic (and consequently immune to our unluck aura) gnolls!

I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.

Animals are also immune to the Pugwampi aura, so make sure all of those Gnolls are Rangers, and have animal companions!


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Pugwampis riding hyenas alongside of Gnolls.

I blame Cosmo for the screams of fury my players will be making...

Paizo Employee Malaise-Inducement Construct

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Yes... this encounter also seems like fun...


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Cosmo wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that I'd like to see gnolls throwing pugwampis into battle, ala Fastball Specials.
*takes notes...*

If the gnoll thrower spends a free action to compliment the 'wampi's firm gluteus maximus, the 'wampi receives a +1 morale bonus to damage rolls for a number of rounds equal to the gnoll's Charisma bonus (minimum 1).


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Sinister Developments are afoot in West Yorkshire, where, right opposite where I work and next to the Count Dracula restaurant (coincidence? I THINK NOT!), a branch of the shadowy Cosmo-Tech organisation has opened up.I'm not making this up, either Really, Cosmo-Tech should be based in the caldera of an extinct volcano or in a prehistoric city built of cyclopean blocks beyond the Wall of Sleep as opposed to a krutty town in the North of England, but either way, this bodes ill for us.


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Um, we have a Cosmo Tech here as well.

Interesting.


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Does it *claim* to sell cosmetics and dodgy mobile phone accessories?


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I don't know. but I'll drive by there today. I'll have to check it out.


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Cosmo Tech? Is it our world equivalent of Vault Tech in the Fallout series?


Must horde tin cans! Future generations will thank me...


Fallout Rampage Cap'n Yesterday wrote:
Must horde tin cans! Future generations will thank me...

And bottlecaps, lots of 'em.


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ARGH! He Who Must Be Blamed is also the Long Tail of Misery: my factory-refurbished mouse worked fine... for a while. But now the mouse makes me move it nearly 1-1/2 foot just to move the onscreen cursor a mere 2-3 inches?! It's not in the software settings or driver! Cos' Damn It!

Edit: Argh, it's getting worse!

Edit 2: Are you celebrating getting the job as the deity of technological malfunction, entropy, and the universe's heat death in Starfinder?


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Just cause...

Had an amazing day at Paizocon today and it's definitely al(most) all Cosmo's fault.

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MidknightDiamond wrote:

Just cause...

Had an amazing day at Paizocon today and it's definitely al(most) all Cosmo's fault.

I blame Cosmo for MidknightDiamond's gloating about getting to go to Paizocon, while I'm jealously reading about it!


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MidknightDiamond wrote:

Just cause...

Had an amazing day at Paizocon today and it's definitely al(most) all Cosmo's fault.

{whispers:} Hey! You're going to give Him a bad case of Divine Indigestion if you "blame" him for something positive!!!

Set wrote:
I blame Cosmo for MidknightDiamond's gloating about getting to go to Paizocon, while I'm jealously reading about it!

OK, I wasn't expecting that angle.

And I blame Cosmo for Set ninja'ing me!


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I blame Cosmo that the Starfinder announcement has my brain too excited and busy to let the rest of me sleep.


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Nutcase Entertainment wrote:
Cosmo Tech? Is it our world equivalent of Vault Tech in the Fallout series?

Or the new StarFinder system...

I blame Cosmo for overworking His Majestuous Self.


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I blame Cosmo that apparently my hat didn't survive cryostasis!

MY HAAAAAAAAAAT!


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I blame Cosmo that now I'm actually writing down notes for an Inner Sea Gods-/(2e) Faiths & Avatars-style entry for a Cos'-inspired deity.


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I blame Cosmo that I JUST realized that I should be pronouncing Tacticslion as Tactics-lion and not Tack-tee-cis-lee-on. I have no idea how I managed to misread that for 2 YEARS without figuring that out.


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I blame Cosmo for ruining the only photo I get to take away from Paizocon.

And by "ruin" I mean "make even more awesome".

Spoiler:
I don't know if that was planned or not. Kudos to Liz's straight face and technical ability if it was or to the universe in general if it was just serendipity. :)


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I blame Cosmo for a certain lack of bad things happening right now.

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I Blame Cosmo for only getting 2 hours of sleep due to the amount of f!*$ery that went on last night.


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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for only getting 2 hours of sleep due to the amount of f~+#ery that went on last night.

That's a lot of f~%$ery. I blame Cosmo for all the dehydration and chafing that will result. Hope you can catch up on your sleep tonight.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for only getting 2 hours of sleep due to the amount of f~+#ery that went on last night.
That's a lot of f&%@ery. I blame Cosmo for all the dehydration and chafing that will result. Hope you can catch up on your sleep tonight.

Oh BELIEVE ME, if I was sleep deprived due to a long hard night of f$+$ing I would be posting in the other thread.

Sadly, what I did deal with was not something as fun, but F&%#ery. A fancy and erudite way of saying "that's some f+$~ed up s#&@".

I will probably sleep like a corpse when I do get home though.

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I Blame Cosmo that due to aforementioned lack of sleep and having to stay over for a meeting today I will not be able to get anything done as I will be sleeping like a corpse.


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Rysky wrote:
I Blame Cosmo that due to aforementioned lack of sleep and having to stay over for a meeting today I will not be able to get anything done as I will be sleeping like a corpse.

If you're in a Sleeping Beauty-like slumber, I'm sure a certain Devoted Kitty can be persuaded to kiss you awake.

...Which I guess would lead to another morning of sleep deprivation, dehydration, and possible chafing.

What devious skeins Cosmo weaves! Knit one purl two keeps the world in evil stitches.

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