
Efreeti Razaad Bin Razaard |

Fear not, Mighty Emir! The dark elf assassin came with the very highest recommendations from my trusted colleagues of the Underworld. I am sure there was merely some inconsequential delay, and that he will return at any moment now to report success and collect the remainder of his fee...In spite of his confident words, doubt begins to grow in the vizier as well, and he strokes his beard nervously...
But what of the Archangel we just saw rocket into the clouds above the palace? And the invisible source of magic I detected in the Kasbah, master? Surely, the Mighty Emir's concerns are not unwarranted...

Alexei Orlovsky |

Suddenly an olive-skinned young man with a thick auburn beard bursts through a doorway into the harem balcony. He looks to be of average height and weight and wears yellow and red robes in a Spanish style.
Huffing to catch his breath, the young man looks at those gathered and smiles. ”Hallelujah,” he exclaims, ”the Desert Jackals, I presume; there are more of you than I anticipated.”
As he gathers himself up and straightens his robes, he continues, ”My name is Rabbi Alexei Moshe Orlovsky, of Kiev, by way of Iberia. Prince Henry of Portugal bid me come and aid you in your labors here. I arrived in Marrakesh two days ago and have been searching for you without success, but when I saw a seraph departing this place I said, ‘Alexei, surely the Holy One has sent you a sign,’ and I hurried here to see what it was. And, Hallelujah, here you all are. So many of you... I believe I can surmise a few of your names from what I was told before leaving, but who are the rest of you?”

Zagathoth |

"I'm called Zagathoth," the orc answers, "that's Bear and Fox... and this is Padre..."
After pointing out the fox-man, bear-man, and cardinal he shrugs and adds, "I do not know what the rest are called."

Mwikali |

"I am Mwikali, I am a witch.We are all here to strike and kill the Emir, freeing all who are enslaved and free Mother Africa from the thrall of the Arabs" she says looking at the orc with a raised brow. What exactly was with this man.
[B]" I'll let the rest of my compatriots introduce themselves, as for my bird She is Kiku my Familiar"

Alexei Orlovsky |

a witch and a cardinal, what unusual allies...
”Wait...” the Rabbi says with some surprise, ”the Emir whose palace we’re in right now?!? You’re here to kill him? The Holy One has led me here just in time! Further introduction can wait, how can I help?”

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"HMMM... A RABBI? AND HOW DO YOU PROPOSE TO HELP US IN THIS FIGHT, LITTLE MAN? ALSO, IF YOU HAVE ANY FOX LIKE TENDENCIES, IT IS BEST TO LET US KNOW NOW." Johann's voice is deep and booming, and he acts if he is quite unaware of how loud he can be.

Mwikali |

"Yes this Emir" she says her eyes narrowing as she turns to the large man walking over and grabbing his beard.
"Look here wild man of the woods. I must insist you learn to lower your voice. We had the element of surprise but that..thing the angel and what not has ruined that. Now our enemies will be ready so if you would be so kind as too be quieter or I shall shave you from head to toe with MY CLAWS" she growls irriatated as she held out her hand and let her fingernails lengthen and press it without drawing blood on the man's flesh.

Alexei Orlovsky |

lol- I ninja’d Johann (and now got ninja’d by Mwikali), but his post still works (and so does mine)
”I have studied the unfathomable mysteries to which Moshe and the Prophets point, and have learned enough of the divine language of creation to perform what is commonly called miracles or magic, Master Bear,” the brightly clad Jew answers quietly.

Wulfgar Ivarsson |
Nodding politely toward the new arrival, "Welcome Rabbi Orlovsky, What is one more now? How fairs the Prince?"
Letting Mwikali deal with the loud 'front liner' Wulfgar turns toward the Ninja asking quietly, "Achiko, by now the Emir will be aware of our presence, do you know of a second entrance to the throne room? Possibly a secret bolt hole that he would use to flee? With all of our 'supernaturally sent help' it may behoove us to watch the back door."

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"OWWWCCHH! RELEASE MY BEARD, WOMAN! FINE... YOU WANT ME QUIET? PERHAPS YOU WOULD PREFER THIS?"

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Johann twists on the spot and in a flash turns into a huge, 20 foot long emperor cobra. He swirls around Mwikali and hisses in her ear.
"Hssss... phfhhhssss..." Zag, tell this woman that the Crusaders are a mighty force and pulling beards is terribly unkind to our dignity.

Mwikali |

She blinks then smiles as she scratches under the serpents chin. " Cute"she giggles as Kiku talks.
Hearing Kiku she giggles."No I wouldn't let him eat you"
She turns looking at Zag." You can speak with snakes. Interesting. Tell him he is a lot less louder now. And he is a very beautiful snake" she says running her hand along the well muscled and scaled body of Johann as a snake.
"Come let us kill the Emir"

Achiko of The Yellow Reed |

Letting Mwikali deal with the loud 'front liner' Wulfgar turns toward the Ninja asking quietly, "Achiko, by now the Emir will be aware of our presence, do you know of a second entrance to the throne room? Possibly a secret bolt hole that he would use to flee? With all of our 'supernaturally sent help' it may behoove us to watch the back door."
Achiko thinks a moment, then nods, and replies, whispering in Wulfgar's ear (and lightly touching his chest)...
Remember the outflow tunnel at the Safi Monastery, Wulfgar-San? There is a similar passageway that leads from the dungeons below the Arena of Death, down a tunnel and out a cave outside the walls of Marrakech, on to the desert... The Emir might try to escape by this secret way...

Achiko of The Yellow Reed |

Stepping out from behind the Cardinal is a humanoid with a fox-like head and covered in auburn fur. He wears a fine mithral chain shirt, and over that a cloak decorated with a lightning motif. He bows before the Desert Jackals and introduces himself in English.
"Greetings to you all. I am the Ogon Fox, and it is with joy that I join your battle against evil this day."
Achiko of the Yellow Reed Koga Hexagon ninja clan blinks in wide-eyed interest as the kitsune with a princely bounty on his head introduces himself...
Wow! So that's what a forty-thousand-golden-tael kitsune head looks like...

Michael Johnson 66 |

Assembled, introduced, and united in their cause--kill the evil Emir Al'Haaq of Marrakech and free his slaves--the Desert Jackals and their new allies, the Crusaders of the Catacombs from Rome, storm down the stairs to the ground level of the palace and through a hall into the throne room to confront the wicked slavelord!
Marching order for a 10-foot-wide stairway and hall, then as the heroes enter the throne room through a 10-foot-wide archway (15 ft high), into a rectangular chamber, 65 feet long by 30 feet wide, with 30 foot high ceiling...

Michael Johnson 66 |

THE EVIL EMIR AND HIS MINIONS!
The big blue behir Boombada to the right, the Emir Al'Haaq front left, with Vizier Jabaar in blue robes holding up a staff middle left, and the large, horned, red efreeti Razaad Bin Razaard back left...

Michael Johnson 66 |

INITIATIVES:
EMIR AL'HAAQ 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
EFREETI RAZAAD BIN RAZAARD 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
JOHANN KALTGEBOREN 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
CARDINAL LUCIUS D'BORJA 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
VIZIER JABAAR THE PYROMANCER 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
ACHIKO OF THE YELLOW REED 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
LADY GIOVANNA 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
LORD PERPIREEN 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
OGON FOX 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
WULFGAR IVARSSON 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
ZAGATHOTH THE VIRILE 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
ALEXEI ORLOVSKY 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14
MWIKALI & KIKU 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20
BOOMBADA THE BEHIR 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
BOGA THE HAND OF JAN HUS 1d20 ⇒ 4
PALACE GUARDS 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18
As others (like Critzible's Romani rogue) join, they can roll their own initiative and I will add them to the list...

Initiative Monkey |

BATTLE OF ROCK THE CASBAH!! ROUND 1!! FIGHT!! EEEEK!!
LORD PERPIREEN!
MWIKALI AND KIKU!
JOHANN KALTGEBOREN!
BOOMBADA THE BEHIR!
LADY GIOVANNA!
PALACE GUARDS!
CARDINAL LUCIUS!
OGON FOX!
EMIR AL'HAAQ!
ALEXEI ORLOVSKY!
EFREETI RAZAAD!
VIZIER JABAAR!
ACHIKO OF YELLOW REED!
ZAGATHOTH THE VIRILE!
BOGA HAND OF JAN HUS!
WULFGAR IVARSSON!
OOH OOH AH AH AH EEE EEE EEE!!!

Ihrin Ardlean Dracul |

A woman of dark olive complexion sees the Desert Jackals return through the window of the Harem. After that an Angel appears and soon so do others. Gingerly the woman changes from the silken garb of a harem favorite to the slender and maneuverable outfit of grey and black. Her cane she slips into her bag and out comes her small arsenal of weapons. Daggers, Cestus wrist launchers and a mace. Her cloak and other things adorn her lithe body sticking to the shadows.
Stealth: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33
After that she keeps silently behind them, ready to add her strength to theirs. As she does she tests her gear making sure all is secure. She knew today the Emir, an Arab and Enemy to Wallachia would die, her debt to the Church and her family one step closer to being paid.
Initative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Mwikali |

Before she goes in she casts Mage Armor and Activates her ring. This grants her an AC of 21.
Also, I will follow after the front line fighters. Gonna Cast Fireball when I can on the Behir!

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Johann hisses with delight and slides forward 30 feet. He ends up at the northern entry to the room, where he gets a wide view of the chamber and its occupants. As a swift action, he enable his minor snake aspect giving various bonuses which I will add in
Johann readies an action to strike at the first enemy that comes within his 10 foot reach!
Also, with his reach, Johann could possibly get some AoO off if any enemies try to close to immediate melee range. His bite counts as magic, cold iron, and silver if it matters.
Readied power attack:
Bite Attack & damage: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 293d6 + 14 + 1d6 ⇒ (3, 6, 5) + 14 + (2) = 30 str 5 bab 7 pwrattk -2 size-1 amulet 1 bless 1 haste 1; 1.5str 7 pwrattk 6 amulet 1 amulet acid d6
AoO if applicable:
Bite AoO 1 & damage: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (8) + 14 = 223d6 + 14 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 3) + 14 + (6) = 28 str 5 bab 7 size-1 amulet 1 aspect 2 pwrattk -2 bless 1 haste 1; 1.5str 7 amulet 1 amulet acid d6 pwrattk 6
Bite AoO 2 & damage: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 273d6 + 14 + 1d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 1) + 14 + (2) = 23 str 5 bab 7 size-1 amulet 1 aspect 2 pwrattk -2 bless 1 haste 1; 1.5str 7 amulet 1 amulet acid d6 pwrattk 6
edit: added haste bonus in

Alexei Orlovsky |

wow, that escalated quickly... if possible, I'd like to be near the back (but not all the way back, in case we get attacked from behind)
to Wulfgar's earlier question:
"The prince seemed well," the Rabbi answers with a shrug, "I don't really know him, I only saw him at court, so who's to say?"
at the door to the throne room:
The bearded young man watches as Wulfgar and others begin casting spells and decides to cast one or two of his own...
cast bull's strength on Zag
arithmancy: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (1) + 19 = 20 lol- actually succeeds (lasts 7 min)
readies an action to cast haste when the door opens (or people start charging in if there is no door).
arithmancy: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (17) + 19 = 36
Also burning an arcane point for potent magic; raises my caster level to 9. So, I'll target: Wulfgar, Johann, Zag, Lucius, Ogon (is that all the melee?), myself... Mwikali, Perpireen, and Boga (I guess?). Lasts for 9 rounds (and should effect Johann's first round).

Zagathoth |

***still in the balcony***
"I think Bear knows what you are saying even when he is a snake..." Zagathoth answers furrowing his brow, "and I can only talk to animals who talk... like your bird, or Bear, or the bird's that were at the Pope's house..."
***now(ish)***
When others begin casting spells, the burly orc draws his falchion, his muscles bulging even more than usual thanks to the Rabbi's magic. "I fight better if you tell me how to fight things," he tells his new teammates as Bear starts to slither forward. I can use martial flexibility to pick up dedicated adversary, but I like to RP getting some instruction first.

The Ogon Fox |

Pre-initiative Buffing
As Johann shifts into a snake, the Ogon Fox begins walking among the assembled heroes. He casts blur on Johann, Zag, Lucius, himself, and Wulfgar in turn. The form of each companion becomes blurry and indistinct. There goes all 5 of my 2nd-level spell slots. ;) All of us subject to this spell now have concealment (20% miss chance) which is ineffective against an opponent with true seeing or who does not see us at all (but then we'd have total concealment, presumably, if they can't see us).
Know (arcana) check on the behir: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (16) + 19 = 35
"That, my dear Zagathoth," the Fox says while pointing at the many-legged, blue draconic creature, "is a behir. It is a magical beast, and its kind is related to blue dragons, like the one we slayed together earlier today. You'll need to watch out for all those legs, and I suspect my lightning will do nothing to harm it--perhaps I will focus on that red-skinned fella over there, instead."
Round 1
Waiting for Lord Perpireen, Mwikali, Johann, and the behir's turns to pass.

Mwikali |

To Zag before combat
"Interesting I have a Tiger you will love! She is a good friend and ally" She says still petting Johanns snake form until he moves. enjoying the smooth scales.
Round 1(FIGHT!!!)
Mwikali follows the snake moving in, seeing the Gaint Dragon Serpent Caterpillar (Cause you know that is what it looks like) She lets loose a Fireball centered on it.
BURN BABY: 6d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 1, 3, 3, 2) = 16
DC16 for half

Michael Johnson 66 |

So no second entrance to the throne room known.
How many rounds to cast spells before we open the door? Wulfgar would still cast: shield, enlarge person and bless, if there was time.
Actually, there are like 4 ways opening into the throne room, all open archways, but you'll have to cut your way through mook guards to get through any of them regardless. Wulfgar would have enough time to cast those spells prior to combat.

Michael Johnson 66 |

***still in the balcony***
"I think Bear knows what you are saying even when he is a snake..." Zagathoth answers furrowing his brow, "and I can only talk to animals who talk... like your bird, or Bear, or the bird's that were at the Pope's house..."
The pigeons in the rafters at Saint Peter's were normal pigeons, and Zagathoth has overheard other common beasts and birds expressing their simplistic thoughts with their usual vocalizations, and has understood what they were "saying", to be clear. It's not just awakened animals and familiars that Zagathoth can understand and speak with! He hasn't quite had a chance to realize this yet, but it will slowly dawn on him as he starts to hear the cats kept as mousers at Palazzo D'Borja start asking each other if they've seen any mice or rats lately... Drinking dragon's blood and eating dragon hearts has permanent magical affects on the drinker/eater in this setting, as per real world legends.

Boombada the behir |

Round 1(FIGHT!!!)
Mwikali follows the snake moving in, seeing the Gaint Dragon Serpent Caterpillar (Cause you know that is what it looks like) She lets loose a Fireball centered on it.
DC16 for half
Reflex vs DC 16 fireball 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19 succeeds! Takes half, or 8 fire damage!
The behir twists it's centipede-like body to avoid the blast of flames but is still singed!
HIIISSSSSS!!!

Mwikali |

I figured I would strike one side and the others could go around and strike from the other?

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reflex save dc 20: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21 Pass!
Johann is jolted by the electricity for 12 damage!
Arghh! Haven't I been hit by electricity enough for one day??
HP: 79/91

Algoral |

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
Flitting in bit after the large group of heroes, another Fey enters the room.
English: Oh my, this is what Prince Henry meant when he said they needed help. Fear not Jackals, I am here to provide you a heroic sound track!
With that he starts playing his drum in a soulfull and somehow encouraging manner. Inspire Courage +2
Algoral stays well in the rear of the line of heroes until he can spot a better use for his skills.

Michael Johnson 66 |

Hmmm, the map looks like it has a wall, is there a wall between Boombada and those who haven't moved yet?
Johann moved 30 ft to the northern entry and Mwikali followed him... the rest of us are still behind the wall...
My apologies, you're correct. If Wulfgar goes after Boombada, he could not have been caught in the breath weapon.

Zagathoth |

***Round 1***
When the giant scaly caterpillar zaps Bear, Zagathoth hurries through the southern entrance up behind the creature. When he reaches it, he adopts a stance based on Fox’s instruction, growls with rage and hacks at it with Doomcresent... move (w/haste), swift: martial flexibility, free: rage, standard: attack
so many buffs: 1d20 + 14 + 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 14 + 2 + 2 + 1 = 25
for: 2d4 + 19 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1, 4) + 19 + 2 + 2 = 28

Michael Johnson 66 |

[Dice=Initiative]1d20+3
Flitting in bit after the large group of heroes, another Fey enters the room.
English: Oh my, this is what Prince Henry meant when he said they needed help. Fear not Jackals, I am here to provide you a heroic sound track!
With that he starts playing his drum in a soulfull and somehow encouraging manner. Inspire Courage +2
Algoral stays well in the rear of the line of heroes until he can spot a better use for his skills.
Great song! :)

Boombada the behir |

When the giant scaly caterpillar zaps Bear, Zagathoth hurries through the southern entrance up behind the creature. When he reaches it, he adopts a stance based on Fox’s instruction, growls with rage and hacks at it with Doomcresent... move (w/haste), swift: martial flexibility, free: rage, standard: attack
[dice=so many buffs]1d20+14+2+2+1
[dice=for]2d4+19+2+2
Doomcrescent cuts a bloody swathe through the turquoise scales, and a spray of blood showers Zagathoth the VIRILE!
RRAAAARRRRGGHH!!!

Guard of Marrakech |

ROUND 1:
From out of nearby chambers and hallways behind the throne room, the palace guards rush through and storm the archways, mobbing the attackers, trying to prevent them from entering the throne room!
24 palace guards double move to block the two entries the adventurers can enter the throne room by...

Alexei Orlovsky |

Is it just those 3 who can post right now, or were you just calling them out because they're high in the order and haven't gone yet? I'll wait for a response before I post my round 1... also, any chance we could get a shot of the map with guards on it? Thanks.