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Game Master drbuzzard

Jean can also prepare it when it's time to face the drows again.

DrB please look at the spells to see if you approve

Because I am ornery and already was clear I favored cores spells, and you picked mostly non-core which made me read up on all the spells-no.

You could at least make a token effort of picking mostly core spells (or ultimate macis since that is the base book for the Magus).

You can have Ablative Barrier. No on the other non core spells.

I didn't choose any core spells.

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I hope my spells are ok too...

Is the queen sufficiently cringeworthy or do I need to lay it on thicker? (not sure if I can without permanent damage to my mind).

I'm struggling not to enter rage and start punching her angrily in the face.

Does that answer your question?

Then I have succeeded.

Sorry about the spells. I don't have anything fancy like herolab to help me sift through spells ... I just pick spells from d20pfsrd.. And believe it or not that was me restraining myself.

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No biggie.Though d20pfsrd does mention the source at the bottom of each spell listing (which is how I checked).

The magus spell filter page at d20pfsrd will be your friend and ally. Sort by source=CRB.

Actually (I typoed it before) Ultimate Magic is also fair game since it is the start book for the Magus.

Also Advanced Players Guide would be fair game for the witch since it is the source book.

So now you've got me thinking about Threefold Aspect to boost my spell/hex DCs for the cost of a single 4th level spell slot.

As a bonus I could start calling everybody sonny.....

We need recharges for our Cure Light Wounds wands and some way to make light.

Anything else we need for our shopping list?

Jean can cast Light, and Daylight if needed.

Sileth needs buy some better armor

And some wands of gravity bow, etc

If they are acceptable. I'll have to check

This elven trailer park is a really small town, so variety of stuff is very limited. You would have had a better chance in Riddleport.

Pop 780. However it does have a traveling merchant who hits the big elven cities, so you can place high price orders, but they take a month.

This elven trailer park is a really small town, so variety of stuff is very limited. You would have had a better chance in Riddleport.

Pop 780. However it does have a traveling merchant who hits the big elven cities, so you can place high price orders, but they take a month.

lol ...we're getting trolled in a trailer park full of elven trolls.

ok..so effectively no wands. any armorers around here?

There's a token armorer who can turn your skymetal into armor if you wish. He can also make a bling sword to make Kronug happy between rages.

Without my ad lib, in the module, the town is more of an armed camp situated here by the elves to keep watch on a Drow city. It's not really a permanent settlement.

So really, trailers are pretty apropos.

Can someone remind me what this Skymetal is? please say mithril

No-qualms about telling you it's noqual.

Looks like great armor for the magic hating Kronug but worthless for Sileth who can normally cast w/o spell failure as a Magus wearing medium armor, but it looks like Sileth will have a 45% chance of spell failure while wearing a Noqual Breastplate. sigh

fancy.

suit him up

Yeah, Noqual is crap for any caster (even screws up a Cleric or Oracle). However for the non casters, keep in mind I've changed the saving throw bonus to 'material' so it would stack with ABP bonus.

I will take a noqual chain shirt, even though that sounds crazy difficult to make realistically.

Can I retrain weapon specialization to improved grapple?

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Yes, but retraining costs money of course.

You can just pick the feat up when you need it as a brawler after all (and that's even a swift for you now). IMO you always need to do damage, you don't always need to grapple.

Yes but I don't hit very much so I figured it was moot.

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Why would you expect to grapple much then?

Improved gives me a +2 and armor doesn't matter.

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Norqual Chain Shirt for Jean too!
The Spell failure chance don't affect clerics, right?
So half weight, Maximum Dexterity bonus increases by 2, armor check penalties are reduced by 3. and a +2 material bonus on all saving throws against spells and spell-like abilities, right?

It does affect clerics. Any magic users.

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Normally Armor Spell Failure Chance only affects arcane casters. So 20% more of 0% is still 0%. But I want to check with the DM just in case...

The armor’s spell failure chance increases by 20% and applies to all magic cast while wearing the armor, regardless of the magic’s source or class abilities possessed by the wearer.

I think you're out of luck Jean.

"tsunami of fat rolls"... I almost threw up reading that.

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Let's join the Drow you guys.

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The armor’s spell failure chance increases by 20% and applies to all magic cast while wearing the armor, regardless of the magic’s source or class abilities possessed by the wearer.

I think you're out of luck Jean.

I think you are right... too bad.

As I said above 'even screws up clerics and oracles'. The spell failure chance is set by the armor type, not you (and gets +20 because of the material).

You are welcome to use it, and I will be amused to watch spells fail left and right.

While Marckus have raised a valid point, Buzzard has just handed us a wand of CMW so...

Doom Knight would be using a greatsword, woudnt he? A huge one I mean. A Big F~%+ing Greatsword indeed.

Cancel the chain shirt, I'm getting a breastplate.
Now I just need proficiency.

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I'm interested in getting a Mithril breastplate (willing to special order ;) If they don't have any I'll be willing to make due with some Celestial Plate Armor..

The special order guy will be happy to put in an order for a mithril breastplate.

Celestial Plate Armor? Survey says XXXXX<BZZT>!!

Rags would like to order 2 potions of lesser restoration and 2 oils of daylight from the traveling salesman.

I'll have the xtra-large pepperoni with olives, and two potions of bless weapon.

Kronug would love a mithral breastplate too, specially if it comes with a sculpted six-pack.

And if the 'fair maiden' falls for Kronug's charms, I swear by my kellid pride that if Kronug dies I will come up with a bullshitty reason so I can play with his little half-elven bastard.

@Kronug - you want a set of armor made from the cool anti-magic star metal, don't you?

Wait, Rags right. Screw mithril, gimme that sweet anti magic stuff in six-pack and nipples sculpted breastplate form.

There will be no Batman and Robin style amor. No Bat Nipples for you.

Accepted, but can I have the six-packs? Also, I am considering buying myself a new broadsword(ehem, falcata), a masterwork one just for the sake of having a fallback weapon and so I can have a traditional kellid one and another curved of redneck elven design.

@Kronug - you want a set of armor made from the cool anti-magic star metal, don't you?

@Kronug you ABSOLUTELY want armor made of the Noqual we found...that is bad ass for you.

@DrB I want to change my special order of Mithral Breastplate to Mithril Kikko armor. And add a Bless weapon wand to my special order ( wands of Bless Weapon, Shield, Gravity Bow)