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There is literally only one viable response here.Ah! So the tables have... wait for it... wait for it...
...wait for it... wait for it... keep waiting...
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...wait for it... wait for it... keep waiting...There is literally only one viable response here.Ah! So the tables have... wait for it... wait for it...
{bolts pair of powerful magnetic coils to the floor with the table situated between}
Yer lucky I had a cancellation for today; normally yer wait would be over a week. {starts wrapping copper wire around table "armature"}
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Bah. Kids today, with yer fancy electromagnets and yer Maxwell's equations! Don't know the meaning of tableflipping! Back in my day, we flipped tables using only our two arms, two legs, and the righteous knowledge that we were about to lose the game.
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Back street's back...
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Back street's back...
That which is not living can never really die,
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Beep beep, I'm a sheep, beep beep, I'm a sheep.
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Do random sheep dream of eclectic dreams?
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Do random sheep dream of eclectic dreams?
Tell me Roboclarice... have the electric lambs stopped screaming?
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Okay, once and for all...
I hereby declare this thread necromanced. From now on there is absolutely no reason to resume posting. The function is complete.
We did it! We killed a thread and necromanced it.
Go us.
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♫♪ Can't read nah, can't read nah,
Can't read nah, POKE THEIR FACE! ♪♫
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Wait, what are we doing? Aw man... are we, like, supposed to be raising something from the dead? I totally spaced on buying the black onyx...
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I am perfectly happy being extremely dead, thankyou. Put that Rod of Resurrection down!
Oh, it's a chillum. Never mind, then.
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I still haven't figured out the spell trigger on this rod of blagojevich.
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Sir Moth, free dread death...
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If this is undead, would positive energy destroy it?
Puppies!
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Didn't you hear, MageHunter? Healing spells are Necromancy now!
(As they always should have been, really.)
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So now necromacie can mean respectfully bring back to life as well as zombify?
Confusing times.
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Neither a new messageboard nor a new edition can kill this thread!
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ALL the necromancy now exists in one thread!
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ALL the necromancy now exists in one thread!
...itty bitty posting space.
<3
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Aw man, my hack sack just rolled down the storm drain, man!
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I'm always worried about making posts too frequently, because then it's just me keeping it alive.
I'll lay low for a bit.
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Helping to keep this thread alive may literally be the longest I've focused on a task in my life.
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Goodness! It's been two years.
I'm choosing to be proud of this
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The next person who, during a time of personal crisis, tells me that "everything happens for a reason" is going to be told the story of this thread.
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HEY EVERYBODY! LAST ONE TO POST HERE !
That is like if a tree falls in the forest and mushrooms if don't have any ears does it make a sound?
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Exactly!
Did somebody say something about mushrooms?
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I don't think so...
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>_>
<_<
Stay alert. There's a fungus among us.
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Put it on the pile!!
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>_>
<_<
Stay alert. There's a fungus among us.
Whoa... like, whoa... like, you and me, like man... like, which one's me? Whoa. Dude. Duuuude.
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You snappin' your trap at me, Daddio, or is it the Voice of the Void speaking?
I'm tired. You tired? Sigh.
Also, why is cloning not a thing in Starfinder, of all systems.
Ugh.
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I mean come on.
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♬Oh send in the clones
side to side drones
all together and all alone
they're dancing in monotone...♬
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You snappin' your trap at me, Daddio, or is it the Voice of the Void speaking?
Wasn’t me.
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you know, you could have a-voided that discussion entierly.You snappin' your trap at me, Daddio, or is it the Voice of the Void speaking?Wasn’t me.
I got sucked in... like a vacuum...
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I woke up this morning and thought "Is it too early in the week to give up?"
Then I remembered this thread. And I knew I had a reason to get out of bed.
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You snappin' your trap at me, Daddio, or is it the Voice of the Void speaking?Wasn’t me.
But your girlfriend came in and caught you red handed?
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Until I posted this, the thread was simultaneously dead and alive.
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Well it's the spookiest month of the year. You know what that means...
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Well it's the spookiest month of the year. You know what that means...
Spookiness is a three-edged sword.