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What on earth are those bunnies doing down there?
Be vewy vewy quiet. They're likely hunting a vengeance demon.
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I cast tongues.This is nowhere the same portrayal design as the previous despite what was said from Paizo.??? That spell has the most misleading name. Something something "succubus in a grapple" thread.
The lines in Hell are incredibly, almost impossibly, efficient, and perfected through millennia of unbelievably intricate planning and ceaseless revisionism. It's just that it's optimized to be entirely efficient for the devils, not the mortals/petitioners.
That comparison seems unfair to Hell. Edit: Soul-destroying Abbadon? Sure.
ALL the necromancy now exists in one thread! ...itty bitty posting space.
Aroden was a goblin paladin! Aroden was a bullfrog, he was good friend of mine.
I'm extremely disappointed that Nocticula didn't make the cut, what with all the foreshadowing and hinting that she's trying to ascend.Well, Nocticula and her ascension are kind of a James Jacobs thing. As he's not working on Starfinder, someone probably decided it would be best if her ascension happened in something he wrote. Gods and Demon Lords have a much longer concept of time than mortals. Maybe Nocticula's ascension Edit: We already have Triune. What if Shelyn, Calistria, and Nocticula were three goddesses working together, receiving worship both individually and as a whole?
But not too many ranks. Every time he plays against someone in a fiddling contest he loses.If they ever stat up Asmodeus, he should definitely have ranks in Perform (string instruments).YUS. It's Asmodeus, so the whole "contest" thing is likely a setup for a variant on the fiddle game.
I shall probably regret asking this, but what do you think of Gwynneth Paltrow's advocacy of putting jade eggs in one's lady-parts in order to send 'Chi' levels into the stratosphere? Worst. Easter egg. hunt. ever. Or "best" if that floats your boat. Ain't my place to kink shame.
I like the redesigned Charon. And maybe if you're too poor to be buried with a gold coin over each eye, you can pay his fare with a really kickass hat? I kinda want to give him a cigarillo and a spaghetti Western-style hat, and imagine him talking like Lee Van Cleef's Angel Eyes.
Contact Other Plane really is useless.Sorry you got the wrong entity for that. Ask my Father.*in Thor voice* Anyone want some ale?No. I want mission report, December 16, 1991. There is something weird going on with the Asgardian scry-fi. Calls to Odin are misrouted to someone who giggles like Loki and hangs up.
Camera crews can visit the Outer Planes, do a documentary, and broadcast a view of Heaven and Hell to all the Arcologies in the solar system.Great. Reality TV in future Golarion. :P Reality Scrying: Type visually observed; Addiction major, Will DC 20; Price — (plus cost of scrying device) Effects 1 hour; subject is fascinated, -1d4 penalty to Charisma checks and Charisma-based skill checks, -1d4 penalty to morale and concentration checks, fatigue Damage 1d4 Wis damage
Hmmm, need to scrype Lich Burnett about Survivor: Nine Hells idea...
{offers fresh cup of coffee}
Sigh. Pre-coffee posting is not without typos. Fixed!The excised content...IS PEOPLE! (That's what happens when my deific obedience is ignored. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Someone needs sugar and caffeine. Indeed.
There is the [self promotion] addiction devil (amazing art) in Wayfinder #11 (free) [/self promotion].
Also, there is a slight chance that I might have possible overdone the caffeine a little bit.
Look at you! Seriously, congrats! WOO-HOO! Now, what say we brew another pot of coffee and startonscrapingoffthatannoyingpopcornceiling or maybe seeifwecanburnthroughthatnewbookyouboughbuthaven'treadyet? You don't need sleep... {scoots up closer, whispers:} Or maybe I should call over my sister, the Succubus of Cacao, and we can have a late-night threesome? Mmmmmm, that sounds truly decadent.
Well, at least in my case I can definitely say it has helped. My insomnia is better - not gone completely, but now manageable with melatonin and the occasional Tylenol PM - and I've lost a significant amount of weight due to getting off soda.I know that feel. I went without it for a year. Like couldn't even have chocolate or anything. And then they determined that it wasn't actually helping.There are times I REALLY miss caffeine.Also, there is a slight chance that I might have possible overdone the caffeine a little bit.These words, is it possible to use them in a sentence like that.... nope, still doesn't make sense. {coos seductively} You'll never forget how to summon me, or the wonders we can work together. |