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Well well well Freehold DM if that is your real name... TELL ME LIZARD MAN WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REALL FREEHOLD!

You will set him Free or we will hold you indefiently! dmmmmm

Something something something DARK SIDE!..

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Pulg, tell your fairy operatic tenor to shut up while we all clean up the "gunk" off of ourselves.

Tell me why.

Ain't nothin' but a heartache

OOH! Slaadlings are delicious! And it's been soooooo long since we's had any.

*starts prepping slaad pot*

I shape shift into Roseanne Bar joining the show.

*has horrible flashback of jumping samurais"

Ravingdork wrote:

Zapp wrote:

Ravingdork wrote:

Just as it is obvious that hazards and monster numbers can be raised up or down, or diseases can spread, has always been the intent of the developers and the rules of the game that they designed.

You use the word "obvious" a lot.

Maybe you shouldn't...

Yes, quite right. I'm sure with a little bit more thought, I could come up with a better tool to add to my debate arsenal.

As I participate in numerous threads though, in between my more important day-to-day responsibilities, I don't always have the time to put in as thorough a response as would be ideal. Many are off-the-cuff comments as a result, and probably should be taken/weighted as much.

I'll work on my decorum; at not coming off as so antagonistic/condescending in the future.

I've always liked "Incontheevable"! my self.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Gimli: I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!

The food chain is what I beat you with until you give me food.

I approve of this message as does every Rakasha within ear shot.

MUAHAHAHAHA!

I feel lied too...

*as mister Burns*
Ex-cel-lent

Who are you and what have you done with VE?

I refuse.

An EVIL FEATURE MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

So I'm working on a theory that the closer it gets to Christmas the sadder it is your staying in a hotel.

7/10 it has everything but a brain.

I'm a wabbit swayer
A guitaw pwayaw
With a nasty habbit

Kill dah wabbit! (hah hah hah)

Ye be a fouler evil then I captain of yesterday.

Isn't the fact that you don't announce your schedule sort of a pattern... and the fact you get up at the same time every morning. You can not escape the pattern!!!

I'd just slap my player real solid and be done with it...

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Gran why do they read the sold out sign then walk in and ask if we have rooms?

Because I'm running out of reasons.

Your face is out of reason.

I want a d666 system.

I approve. but only if a little chant accompanies every roll.

Also don't let the 80's find out they have given us enough trouble with D&D and satan.

HepPlutoCat wrote:

You snappin' your trap at me, Daddio, or is it the Voice of the Void speaking?

Wasn’t me.

But your girlfriend came in and caught you red handed?

Well as you said, by raw, nothing prevents the player to abuse the system and make more money.

So :

1/ Let the players break the game
2/ Report how unfun it was on the survey
3/ ????
4/ Make a sacrifice to Satan so that the dev would actually notice it and change the rules.

Its Asmodeus you uncultured swine!

That accursed samurai!