I tip the lava pit over TFF, where he may or may not dissolve perfectly, but the thing about lava is, even if you are immune to fire, lava hardens and TFF will make for a charming statue. I will name the resulting statue "Woman's cruelty to man".
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Quite the idea, but since it's a likely natural pit there's no way to tip it over.
Shoving you in however, works very well. *push*
Clowns scare children, so they should be removed.
*Cleaves the clown through the middle with a great axe*
I knock out the clown, bind him, cover him in bacon grease and drop him of at Mammy Grual's house.
Bah! That's not a death! THIS is a death!
*incinerates Equinox and Scotty both in high-powered energy beam*
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*whispers to blonde martial artist, a knight, a green-haired girl, a jungle child, a yeti, a maniac with a mask and chainsaw, a ninja, a blonde general woman, a doppleganger, a young girl with a large puffy hat, a bearded old man, a relic hunter and a white-haired guy, all collected in an airship, the whereabouts of Kefka*
*brings out the popcorn to watch*
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Me dammit! Not again!
*casts Goner on Sissyl before being defeated*
Mimes, lots and lots of mimes. Need I say more?
Not really, you can't in fact, i just ripped your leg off and beat you to death with it.
I cast "Transmute Fiend to Applesauce" of which there is neither save nor spell resistance and cannot be reflected or otherwise avoided, and proceed to eat TFF while sharing him with the rest of the residents of the Springfield Retirement Castle. Yum!
Problem is, something that fiendish will kill you if you consume it, which i encourage and as such commit mass murder.
I throw a spork, a paint brush, 6 rolls of duct tape, a gallon of acetone, a chainsaw and the Real Joker in the closet with the scarey mime and see let him go to work on the imposter.
He explodes from the guilt build-up alone.
Androids lack emotion, your method was flawed. :)
I throw the fish into the oven and wait 15 min before taking it out and serving it with a vintage '45 red and a side salad to all the posters.
I let lose the Kraken upon thee.
Its not what you think either. It is a spore of nanoswarm which eats technology then die quickly. Well they eat you so sorry Wylliam Harrison is no more. They also prevent and transmission of data so no luck in trying to transmit you conscious to another body you are in fact completely removed for all time see ya.
You're both coming with me, gentlemen.
*secret agents swarm out of everywhere and drag Cricket and Equinox off to some hidden bunker somewhere, waterboard all the information out of them, then put a bullet in both their brains. Twice.*
*Nukes the Solar System* Then disintegrates Agent Superball.
I say the override command and KillaBot shuts down, then explodes.
The explosion kills Wylliam as well.
I shielded him for my own amusement.
Since you've been reconstructed, i'll re-destroy you by melting you down.
Fire immunity.
While you try to think of something else, I fire my 40 Vortex guns at you.
Creates a sphere of Annihilation in Equinoxmaster's chest
I electrocute equinoxmaster to such a degree and duration, that is rediculous to even USA standards.
equinoxmaster is still dead, he killed you, no preventing.
You come back to life it seems, only to die again by my garrot wire.
Screams"UNLIMITED POWER!!!!" As I force lightning you to death.
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This is so easy....
*boots krevon down the reactor shaft*
Meteor to the bard's face.
Slithers into Glitterboy Power armor, drops thru rift behind victim and opens fire at point blank rang with rail gun.
Liquified lobster lady.
I hold the remote control to your incorporated self destruct device.
*Pushes switch and makes Cr500cricket explodes*
I SPIT CHEESE ON WYLLY AND HE SHORT CIRCUITS!!!
I use Major Creation to bury the Guardian under a literal mountain of cheddar.
YUM
THAT HEALS ME
I EAT YOU :D