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I hand IHIYC his dirty laundry, the one in the closet which nobody has dared go close to in the years he has been hiding in it. To do this safely requires a hazmat suit, of course.

A while later, it's quite a show to see IHIYC getting... Eaten, probably... By a posse of knickers, socks and a pair of vaguely shirt-looking objects.


I shut the door while Sissyl's inside the closet, and nail it shut with a few well-placed boards. That hazmat suit will only protect you for so long!


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I hand Wile E Coyote, Super Genius an acme product and watch nature take its course...


FuelDrop...lighter drop...fa-woosh.

Scarab Sages

Mexican sugar skull? Meet one of those blowtorches they use to make creme brulee.

Sovereign Court

I dump a barrel full of girallon chow onto I'm Hiding In Your Closet then I throw him into a large jungle den full of girallons. Now I watch safely from a hidden spot in a tree that a girallons can't climb up.


While Jurassic Bard is up in said tree, i light it up and he is fried in a blazing that would make pompei look like a mouse.

Sovereign Court

What The Fiend Fantastc didn't didn't know however, is that I am wearing a fireproof outfit (because I knew someone would set the tree alight) and as I calmly get down from the tree, walk up to The Fiend Fantastic and give him a get big, fiery hug.

Dark Archive

Until a nice flammable acid meets said suit.


WITH THE SOUND OF A BILLION SCREAMING WHALES, THE DREAD LEViATHAN SORRKINROTH RISES FROM THE DEPTHS OF ETERNITY TO DEVOUR Cr500cricket!!!!!

The Exchange

only to be promptly turned into calamari by the count


Whom was just melted down into candybars after i threw a fireball at him.

Dark Archive

Karma, Need I say more.


If you are able after i whacked you into mush.....


100 1st level kobold sorcerers shoot you with magic missile. magic missiles: 100d4 + 100 ⇒ (2, 2, 4, 4, 2, 1, 4, 4, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 4, 1, 3, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 2, 4, 3, 1, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 2, 3, 3, 4, 2, 1, 3, 1, 3, 4, 4, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 3, 3, 1, 4, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 1, 3, 2, 4, 1, 1, 3, 4, 3, 1, 3, 4, 2, 1, 3, 2, 3, 1, 2, 2, 4, 1, 4, 3, 3, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 4, 2, 4, 4, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 1) + 100 = 343


*Unleashes the angry dogs*


*Ties raw steaks to fuelDrop.*


Sends Xabulba to the dentist from "Little Shop of Horrors."

Sovereign Court

*teleport in*

*STAB*

*teleport out*


I messed up the signal of Jack Noirs beacon, he now transported him into the vacuum of space.


You fall into my teleportation trap to the plane of positive energy....."All too east.."


KREVON IS CRUSHED BENEATH MY MIGHTY BELLOW! HOHOHOHOHO!!


Clogs up Brians mouth and but, so when he bellows he explodes.

Sovereign Court

Then I use the Midas' touch on DoubleGold and give him to Grendel as a present/chew toy.


*pushes launch button for the latest invention*
The clockwork 16 barrel vorpal missile launcher.

That, dear guests, is how 16 vorpal, highly explosive missiles destroy a dinosaur with great efficiency and no chance of saving.

Dark Archive

TFF is banned by James Jacobs.


I cast Dominate on Cr500cricket and send it against the next poster. I also set up a contingency.


Use Black Hole to dispel all magic and magical effects in the area then consume them both in Big Bang. Your contingency is useless now! Suffer in hate!


Zeromus is knocked out by ewoks and then cooked in eaten.

Sovereign Court

Suddenly, krevon receives a large amount of pain in his chest. As he lies face up on the ground, a dinosaur (me, surprise!) bursts forth causing krevon to scream in absolute agony.


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Tha's one ugly as 'ell poodle! I fill 'em full'a buckshot! Die ya namby cultist! Die!

Sovereign Court

While Old Man Henderson is shouting his mouth off, I literally bite out his throat and vocal chord.


Blizzaga the filthy lizard then Meteor back into the Stone Age. Uwheeheeheeheehee!!


I sneak attack and snap Kefka's neck.


Smite the Fiend into next week via flail to the face.

Sovereign Court

I create a portal underneath Darktower Zhaorae sending her down into a satyr den.

Scarab Sages

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I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field, who eats dinosaurs!

Dark Archive

I brought Cthulhu. I actually brought 40 Cthulhus

Scarab Sages

I bring Jean-Luc Picard and Spock as representatives of the United Federation of Planets. They extend their message of openness, goodwill, and optimism to the Cthulhus, who rather like the idea and join. Cr500cricket dies of the incalculable SAN loss that comes from listening to Cthulhu monotonous demoniac piping on a Ressikan flute.


Nails the closet door shut and burns the house down, marshmallow noms for all.


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I use a sledgehammer and crush the talking skull.

Any1 who's played planescape torment knows: talking skulls are backstabbers that need to be dealt with.


Loses his golden fiddle in a contest with a boy named Johnny from Gerogia(USA) and commits infernal suicide.

***listen to the song "Devil went down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels for reference***


*Shoots krevon with successively larger guns, concluding with a direct hit from the main cannon of a battleship.*


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*Comes ridin' back outta hell in a helicopter haulin' a yacht and drops it on FuelDrop, resulting in enormous explosions as he flies away, screaming profanities and firing his shotgun into the night.*


lets old age take him


I've rigged the dwarven ninja's clothes with beads of fireballs.

*Whoosh, kaboom, burn, incineration*
No more krevon

Shadow Lodge

I am so flagging this thread, you guys are mean

Scarab Sages

Dr. Frankenfurter, Gene Simmons, and Beetlejuice put you through a centrifuge to reclaim the pieces you obviously stole from them all.


When IHIYD makes an appearance in Town of Salem, we lynched him/her.


*tricks Space Ghost into blasting the Fiend into neutrinos on live television*

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