I hand IHIYC his dirty laundry, the one in the closet which nobody has dared go close to in the years he has been hiding in it. To do this safely requires a hazmat suit, of course.
A while later, it's quite a show to see IHIYC getting... Eaten, probably... By a posse of knickers, socks and a pair of vaguely shirt-looking objects.
I shut the door while Sissyl's inside the closet, and nail it shut with a few well-placed boards. That hazmat suit will only protect you for so long!
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I hand Wile E Coyote, Super Genius an acme product and watch nature take its course...
FuelDrop...lighter drop...fa-woosh.
While Jurassic Bard is up in said tree, i light it up and he is fried in a blazing that would make pompei look like a mouse.
WITH THE SOUND OF A BILLION SCREAMING WHALES, THE DREAD LEViATHAN SORRKINROTH RISES FROM THE DEPTHS OF ETERNITY TO DEVOUR Cr500cricket!!!!!
Whom was just melted down into candybars after i threw a fireball at him.
If you are able after i whacked you into mush.....
100 1st level kobold sorcerers shoot you with magic missile.
*Unleashes the angry dogs*
*Ties raw steaks to fuelDrop.*
Sends Xabulba to the dentist from "Little Shop of Horrors."
I messed up the signal of Jack Noirs beacon, he now transported him into the vacuum of space.
You fall into my teleportation trap to the plane of positive energy....."All too east.."
Clogs up Brians mouth and but, so when he bellows he explodes.
*pushes launch button for the latest invention*
The clockwork 16 barrel vorpal missile launcher.
That, dear guests, is how 16 vorpal, highly explosive missiles destroy a dinosaur with great efficiency and no chance of saving.
I cast Dominate on Cr500cricket and send it against the next poster. I also set up a contingency.
Use Black Hole to dispel all magic and magical effects in the area then consume them both in Big Bang. Your contingency is useless now! Suffer in hate!
Zeromus is knocked out by ewoks and then cooked in eaten.
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Tha's one ugly as 'ell poodle! I fill 'em full'a buckshot! Die ya namby cultist! Die!
Blizzaga the filthy lizard then Meteor back into the Stone Age. Uwheeheeheeheehee!!
I sneak attack and snap Kefka's neck.
Smite the Fiend into next week via flail to the face.
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I bring Jean-Luc Picard and Spock as representatives of the United Federation of Planets. They extend their message of openness, goodwill, and optimism to the Cthulhus, who rather like the idea and join. Cr500cricket dies of the incalculable SAN loss that comes from listening to Cthulhu monotonous demoniac piping on a Ressikan flute.
Nails the closet door shut and burns the house down, marshmallow noms for all.
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I use a sledgehammer and crush the talking skull.
Any1 who's played planescape torment knows: talking skulls are backstabbers that need to be dealt with.
Loses his golden fiddle in a contest with a boy named Johnny from Gerogia(USA) and commits infernal suicide.
***listen to the song "Devil went down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels for reference***
*Shoots krevon with successively larger guns, concluding with a direct hit from the main cannon of a battleship.*
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*Comes ridin' back outta hell in a helicopter haulin' a yacht and drops it on FuelDrop, resulting in enormous explosions as he flies away, screaming profanities and firing his shotgun into the night.*
lets old age take him
I've rigged the dwarven ninja's clothes with beads of fireballs.
*Whoosh, kaboom, burn, incineration*
No more krevon
When IHIYD makes an appearance in Town of Salem, we lynched him/her.
*tricks Space Ghost into blasting the Fiend into neutrinos on live television*